X rated thread!

[MannyIsGod]

Favorite position?

I prefer female superior myself.

[209Goodfella]

Face Down Azz Up!!!

http://cover6.cduniverse.com/MuzeAudioArt/150/152902.jpg

[Marklar MM]

Dirty little boys(or girls)

[MannyIsGod]

Dirty little boys(or girls)
Whats dirty about sex?

[Marklar MM]

Michael Jackson liked it lying down. Thats as far as I am going.

[SpursWoman]

Feet over shoulders :)

[gay abc]

Feet over shoulders :)

:lol

is that the same as ankles behind the ears?

:lol

[sa_butta]

Michael Jackson liked it lying down. Thats as far as I am going.There was a joke on the radio today that he was in the hospital for food poisoning cause he ate a nine year old weiner...:lol :elephant

[adrienne]

I'm a fan of that one as well, SW....or...uh....up against the wall with my legs around him. It's a lot more passionate that way, when it feels like you're doing something naughty.:)

[sa_butta]

http://cairohash.com/photos/Flash-1252-Doggy%20Style.jpg

[bigzak25]

bucho style. :smokin

[SpursWoman]

:lol

is that the same as ankles behind the ears?

:lol


It usually ends up that way..... :angel












*checks yoga schedule at the gym*

[gay abc]

this one for me :smokin

http://www.freephotoserver.com/files/la950e2730.jpg

:devil

[1369]

Dunno what you call it, but the wife lies on her side and her leg rests on my shoulder ('cause I'm on top of her other leg).

[SpursWoman]

I'm a fan of that one as well, SW....or...uh....up against the wall with my legs around him. It's a lot more passionate that way, when it feels like you're doing something naughty.:)



Go public!
http://www.snopes.com/photos/arts/graphics/toilet1_small.jpg http://www.snopes.com/photos/arts/graphics/toilet2_small.jpg



:smokin :lol

[Useruser666]

I like the style where I'm having sex with a woman.

[Xolotl]

^
Or 2

[Bandit2981]

female superior scares me sometimes because if she somehow rises too high, your pee pee comes out and her whole body weight comes down on your private guy, SNAP! owwwwww :lol i prefer the whole feet on the chest or behind the shoulders myself :)

[sa_butta]

female superior scares me sometimes because if she somehow rises too high, your pee pee comes out and her whole body weight comes down on your private guy, SNAP! owwwwww :lol i prefer the whole feet on the chest or behind the shoulders myself :)You have to have a big "pee pee" to avoid this situation.

[Useruser666]

female superior scares me sometimes because if she somehow rises too high, your pee pee comes out and her whole body weight comes down on your private guy, SNAP! owwwwww :lol i prefer the whole feet on the chest or behind the shoulders myself :)

My "pee pee" never comes out! :lol

[Shelly]

Feet over shoulders :)


Funny....I remember that position from when I gave birth! :lmao

[SpursWoman]

My "pee pee" never comes out! :lol



I have so many responses for this, I just don't know where to start. :lol :lol

[Jekka]

I have so many responses for this, I just don't know where to start. :lol :lol

:lol

[spurschick]

I like the style where I'm having sex with a woman.


:lol As opposed to...

[SpursWoman]

:lol As opposed to...

I think he was referring to gay abc's brand of entertainment...at least he better have been....

:lol

[maxpower]

:lol As opposed to...
....not?

by the way...woman on top is the most dangerous position for the 'fellas'. God! I love to live dangerously.


:jack I'm surprised no one has fessed up to this.

[E20]

N/A

[E20]

I'm currently waiting really paciently to hit something, so I'm not worried about postions but, I hope it lasts longer than I think it does. :oops


I'm a fan of that one as well, SW....or...uh....up against the wall with my legs around him. It's a lot more passionate that way, when it feels like you're doing something naughty.

WEll that made me go in my pants.

[mavsfan1000]

I like the style where I'm having sex with a woman.
That's my favorite to.

[GoldToe]

I like Bill's position on sex.

http://media.livingwithstyle.com/files/1/0/2/6/9/10269-clinton.gif

[gay abc]

I think he was referring to gay abc's brand of entertainment...at least he better have been....

:lol


:lol

it's called a sling - breeders can use them too you know - LOL!!

brand of entertainment - how pc - cute SW

:lol

[gay abc]

where is gatita when you need her?

:p

[adrienne]

WEll that made me go in my pants.

Come again? Oh...wait.... :smokin

[Mijo]

It's a lot more passionate that way, when it feels like you're doing something naughty. Well.... That is rather naughty!

[Experiment2100]

I currently waiting for the right girl. So for me it's just "guy on top, girl in magazine" :depressed

[SpursWoman]

:lol

it's called a sling - breeders can use them too you know - LOL!!

brand of entertainment - how pc - cute SW

:lol


:lmao :makeout

[tlongII]

I like it when I'm alone or with somebody.

[Useruser666]

Tlong likes them shaved.

http://yosemiteuhsd.com/sierrastar/2002/ffa9_25.jpg

[Xolotl]

Tlong likes them shaved.

http://yosemiteuhsd.com/sierrastar/2002/ffa9_25.jpg

:lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao

[Shelly]

:lol

[MannyIsGod]

:lmao

[desflood]

Clem drove his pickup alongside the road and showed his buddy Jed where he'd first had sex.

"It was right down there by that there tree. I remember it plain as day. It was a warm summer day... We were madly in love... We made our way down to that the tree and made love for hours," explained Clem.

"That sounds amazing," exclaimed Jed.

"Yep, it was goin' real well until I looked up and saw her momma standing right there watching us..."

"Damn, what did her momma say when she saw you puttin' it to her daughter?"

"Baaaaa..."

(taken from ebaumsworld.com)

[baseline bum]

I can only pick one? I like to go through a bunch of positions. Cowgirl facing, asian cowgirl, face in the bed ass up in the air so I can hit it from behind, doggy, put her in missionary for a second so she thinks you're going easy on her and then pull her legs up on your shoulders and go for the kill, etc.... of course, I always tend to steer her back to face down ass up, which is by far the best position to finish in. Reverse cowgirl is ok sometimes too. At worst you can just play with her tits the whole time. I don't like hitting it when she's on her side, and holding her up with her arms around your neck is fucking tiring if she's not petite, but if she is small it's fun for a few minutes. I can't stand the position when she's on her side, and I'm not a big missionary fan either, except for using it to go the ankles on the shoulders (it's always much more fun to switch positions without pulling out).

I take it back... my favorite position is when she's downtown switching between blowing me and licking my ass.

[sa_butta]

:lmao @ this thread.

[Marklar MM]

I can only pick one? I like to go through a bunch of positions. Cowgirl facing, asian cowgirl, face in the bed ass up in the air so I can hit it from behind, doggy, put her in missionary for a second so she thinks you're going easy on her and then pull her legs up on your shoulders and go for the kill, etc.... of course, I always tend to steer her back to face down ass up, which is by far the best position to finish in. Reverse cowgirl is ok sometimes too. At worst you can just play with her tits the whole time. I don't like hitting it when she's on her side, and holding her up with her arms around your neck is fucking tiring if she's not petite, but if she is small it's fun for a few minutes. I can't stand the position when she's on her side, and I'm not a big missionary fan either, except for using it to go the ankles on the shoulders (it's always much more fun to switch positions without pulling out).

I take it back... my favorite position is when she's downtown switching between blowing me and licking my ass.

Damn...looks like you have fun.

[T Park]

licking my ass

whoa....

[mavsfan1000]

"licking my ass"
That is disgusting.

[baseline bum]

Maybe so, but I like my chicks doing dirty shit. I also forgot another fav... when she squeezes her tits together and you bang them while she brings her mouth down so you can give her a few thrusts there too.

[Cant_Be_Faded]

I always tend to steer her back to face down ass up, which is by far the best position to finish in.




hyeah :smokin

[MsMcGillyCutty]

I like to ride my cowboy and have him try to *uck me off.

[Go Pistons Go!]

hahaha "licks my ass"
you must sleep with a weird woman...

[Al Sharpton]

Who cares , as long as she's white :lmao

[mouse]

Face Down Azz Up!!!



How does Duff's lover know the diffrence ? :lmao

[MI21]

Baseline, that shit was hilarious.

:lol

[SpursWoman]

Favorite position?



I think User needs to elaborate on his a little.... :lol

[Flea]

I am turning all shades of red reading this thread. :oops

[KEDA]

woman on top, can go all night that way!

to quote a favorite band of mine



"you get on top honey, you do like"

[PizzaFace]

Hell, I'd be happy just to be in a position to have sex.

[midgetonadonkey]

I don't care what position I'm in, as long as it ends with the money shot.

[HB22inSA]

I like ankles on the shoulders and female superior.

Spoon position is also very good.

[thispego]

http://www.solisearch.net/ims/pic.php?u=188336TNlj&i=159733
http://www.solisearch.net/ims/pic.php?u=188336TNlj&i=159734
http://www.solisearch.net/ims/pic.php?u=188336TNlj&i=159735 http://www.solisearch.net/ims/pic.php?u=188336TNlj&i=159736

[Kourtnie]

I like it when I'm on my back it feels better that way me on top ehhh feels good but damn you never can get there like that

[baseline bum]

Baseline, that shit was hilarious.

:lol

What's funny about it? That's what I like to do.

I forgot of course one of the most important and enjoyable parts. Licking the clit and sticking my tongue up the girl's ass. In 69 it's always great to harden your tongue and start fucking your chick up the ass with it. It usually makes the blowjob she's giving harder and more chaotic. You gotta do shit like hum on the clit, lick the alphabet on it, and so on. Man, I wish I could roll my tongue so I could use the best pussy-eating move ever created. :(

[thispego]

baseline dates the type of girls you could bring home to your mother

[ChumpDumper]

Shit, baseline dates your mother.

[thispego]

hmmmm, touche, i suppose

[ChumpDumper]

Well, he's old....

[ObiwanGinobili]

I like , in order:

1. feet on chest with pillow under butt
2. women on top with man slightly reclined but not lying down
3. from behind with legs closed and his hand in front.......

[Flea]

I like it when I'm on my back it feels better that way me on top ehhh feels good but damn you never can get there like that



You can't????

[Flea]

I like , in order:

1. feet on chest with pillow under butt
2. women on top with man slightly reclined but not lying down
3. from behind with legs closed and his hand in front.......



:tu

[Boo]

http://media.hamncheez.com/pictures/fucking_trees.jpg

[thispego]

Well, he's old....
ahhhh, haha ok, gotcha chump :tu

[thispego]

I like it when I'm on my back it feels better that way me on top ehhh feels good but damn you never can get there like that
poor girl :depressed

[Kori Ellis]

Baseline is like 26.

[ChumpDumper]

Really? For some reason I thought he was an old horndog. Ah well, he will be soon enough -- and he'd still go out with most of our mothers then, those kinky sluts....

Sorry, base!

[thispego]

Really? For some reason I thought he was an old horndog. Ah well, he will be soon enough -- and he'd still go out with most of our mothers then, those kinky sluts....

Sorry, base!
chump, i'm sure your mother loves you and would not like you calling her a kinky slut.

[Zombie]

Just take it the way you can get it!
Shit, i've been married for 12+ years, so anything is GREAT!

[Kourtnie]

How does Duff's lover know the diffrence ?

Why do you wanna know mouse?