Why We Must Never Let Spur Fan Gain Control Of Spurstalk

[Koolaid_Man]

The Dirty Phone call below is in typical Spurs fan fashion as exemplified by midget below...:lol this place would become a wasteland of septic conversations and ideas with boring and irrepressible anger ...:lol



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[Leetonidas]

Spurs fans control SpursTalk you idiot, they make up probably 85% of the members


The Dirty Phone call below is in typical Spurs fan fashion as exemplified by midget below...:lol this place would become a wasteland of septic conversations and ideas with boring and irrepressible anger ...:lol

It already has thanks to you and your Lakerfan butt buddies

[DPG21920]

You really have to respond to this, don't you.

[midnightpulp]

Only 3 threads started today? That's about 2 to 3 behind your usual quota. You're slacking off. Must've gotten a crate of bananas.

[Giuseppe]

Bend over. I'll give ya a fuckin' banana.

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

Must've gotten a crate of bananas.
:lmao

[ElNono]

Must've gotten a crate of bananas.

I lol'd

[Spur_Fanatic]

So... who is actually not surprised Kool actually browsed though porn to try to make a point in a thread? British porn too.

I am.

[Giuseppe]

:lmao

Sweetcheeks!

[Koolaid_Man]

Spurs fans control SpursTalk you idiot, they make up probably 85% of the members


It already has thanks to you and your Lakerfan butt buddies


and Mexicans make up the majority of Mexico but they "ain't" running shit...it's the drug cartels...:lol

[Koolaid_Man]

You really have to respond to this, don't you.


I miss fucking you :lol

[Koolaid_Man]

Only 3 threads started today? That's about 2 to 3 behind your usual quota. You're slacking off. Must've gotten a crate of bananas.

I bet Bananas literally get to feel more pussy than you ever have...:lol

[Koolaid_Man]

So... who is actually not surprised Kool actually browsed though porn to try to make a point in a thread? British porn too.

I am.


it's not Porn...nothing Pornographic about it...just a Spur fan being a Spur fan...

[Leetonidas]

You really have to respond to this, don't you.

Shut up faggot.

" :cry :cry :cry gnsf responds to Koolaid man it's all their fault he keeps posting :cry :cry :cry "

His faggot ass is going to post no matter what, so quit your buttaching

[DPG21920]

Ya, from that post it's me that has an aching butt :lol

[Leetonidas]

Ya, from that post it's me that has an aching butt :lol

:cry :cry :cry someone used a derogattory/inflamatory remark so they must be butthurt instead of me :cry :cry :cry

Faggot :)

(smiley face = not butthurt)

Although I wiped kinda hard and now my anus is a little raw but that has nothing to do you with you shorty.

[Koolaid_Man]

:cry :cry :cry someone used a derogattory/inflamatory remark so they must be butthurt instead of me :cry :cry :cry

Faggot :)

(smiley face = not butthurt)

Although I wiped kinda hard and now my anus is a little raw but that has nothing to do you with you shorty.

It's all about the laid in Koolaid if you know what I mean...I must say Leets you clean up nicely....:lol

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[Magua]

Leetonidas can't resist posting in Kool threads. You'd think someone who's been around here for awhile would have more restraint, but I guess not.

[Koolaid_Man]

Leetonidas can't resist posting in Kool threads. You'd think someone who's been around here for awhile would have more restraint, but I guess not.

Listen whether you post in my thread or not...you'll get the message...Ho's always do at the end of the day...and for the record I consider all of you GNSF whether you have color or not...:lol

[Leetonidas]

Leetonidas can't resist posting in Kool threads. You'd think someone who's been around here for awhile would have more restraint, but I guess not.

I didn't realize I wasn't allowed to post what the fuck I want. Also I don't really care, you'd think someone who's (presumably) been around here for awhile would have more sense and realize Koolaids isn't going to stop posting retarded threads no matter how much anyone ignores him. Same thing with Cubby and his rinse-and-repeat shtick. At this point it has become a mundane exercise in passing time at school.

Kevin will never stop, this much has been established. He has too much free time thus it will never end. Besides, I like calling Kevin a retard :toast

Also it's the lockout, there's nothing going on. If I didn't come here to reply to stupid ass threads I wouldn't be here at all, there's no rumors, no movement, no CBA updates, nothing. Lockout man, lockout.

[Giuseppe]

Kevin

I'm a trend setter.

I set trends.

[Koolaid_Man]

I didn't realize I wasn't allowed to post what the fuck I want. Also I don't really care, you'd think someone who's (presumably) been around here for awhile would have more sense and realize Koolaids isn't going to stop posting retarded threads no matter how much anyone ignores him. Same thing with Cubby and his rinse-and-repeat shtick. At this point it has become a mundane exercise in passing time at school.

Kevin will never stop, this much has been established. He has too much free time thus it will never end. Besides, I like calling Kevin a retard :toast

Also it's the lockout, there's nothing going on. If I didn't come here to reply to stupid ass threads I wouldn't be here at all, there's no rumors, no movement, no CBA updates, nothing. Lockout man, lockout.


while I really appreciate your passionate defense of Kool there really is no need to...all you simply hafta say is: Fuck Off you fucking Indian Reservationist....and you're right...Kool is going to be Kool regardless...:lol

[DPG21920]

Calling me short really hurts my feelings. Seriously.

[Giuseppe]

all you simply hafta say is: Fuck Off you fucking Indian Reservationist


:lmao

[Leetonidas]

Calling me short really hurts my feelings. Seriously.

That's telling me

[DPG21920]

:lol me making you make fun of youself

"Ya I'm a GNSF, deal with it" :lol

[BlackSwordsMan]

Bend over and you'll deal with it.

[Leetonidas]

Everyone pay attention to my shitty shtick! I have mod powers!! :cry :cry

It's funny how someone's booty can ache so badly because of Koolaid_man and that someone replied to him.

:cry don't reply to him you're a gnsf if you do :cry

:lmao :lmao

[Leetonidas]

Bend over and you'll deal with it.

Yer alright Swordsman

[DPG21920]

It's funny how someone's booty can ache so badly because of Koolaid_man and that someone replied to him.

:cry don't reply to him you're a gnsf if you do :cry

:lmao :lmao

That doesn't make any sense.

[Giuseppe]

Yer alright Swordsman

Frankly, she's the livin' end.

[ElNono]

Greetings,

http://media.animegalleries.net/albums/Naruto/naru-saku-sasu/naruto_narutoteam0004.jpg?=123

Lakaluva

[Koolaid_Man]

Greetings,



Gentlemen, I greet you here at Spurstalk.com on the world wide web in the year of our Lord, two thousand and eleven. First, I would like to thank you, the gentlemen in purple and gold for inviting me here to speak and assist you on this very serious topic at hand. I am here to help you solve our problem with spurstalk troll slaves. Your invitation reached me while I was on vacation in Oakland, CA viewing my Raiders whoop the living shit out of some Jets. It was there that I witnessed some of the newest and oldest methods of controlling another teams fans. It is with great pleasure that I share with you these methods. Rome would envy us.

I HAVE A FULL PROOF METHOD FOR CONTROLLING THE SPURSTALK COMMUNITY. I guarantee every one of you that, if installed correctly, IT WILL CONTROL THIS WEBSITE FOR AT LEAST 300 HUNDREDS YEARS. My method is simple. I HAVE OUTLINED A NUMBER OF DIFFERENCES AMONG THE TROLL SLAVES; AND I TAKE THESE DIFFERENCES AND MAKE THEM BIGGER. I USE FEAR, JEALOUSY, DISTRUST AND ENVY FOR CONTROL PURPOSES. These methods have worked in Oakland for some time now, and Los Angeles before that. You or your team need not be winners of any championships for these methods to be carried out and placed into affect... if done properly. The spurstalk troll slaves after receiving this indoctrination shall carry on and will become self-refueling and self-generating for HUNDREDS of years, maybe THOUSANDS.

LET'S MAKE A SPURSTALK SLAVE

The first lesson for you to learn is the power of insults. INSULT, INSULT, INSULT! Never have a word nice to say. If you become keen, and clever with your insulting, the troll slave will spend most of his waking hours simmering over how small you made him/her feel in front of their very own community. That's if you've insulted properly.

Play the devil's advocate. Put GNSP vs BNSP. Make them fight. Example: Comment on how stupid BNSP is, and how his/her level of stupidity is even lower than GNSP. BNSP is so gullible and full of self-pride, that he/she will rest at nothing to prove that they are not as stupid as GNSP. In return, if fueled timely and correctly, GNSP will respond by trying to prove his worth in front of the community, proving to be just as stupid as their counterpart, BNSP. In-house quarreling has caused the downfall of many a great nations.

Flirt with their women, even the unattractive and repulsive ones. Jealousy is a tool that has stood the test of time and works on the brain like cancer, especially if you can get to the patriarch. There is no cure for it. By flirting with their women you leave them in a desperate state of mind, wondering, just how in the hell will they reproduce themselves. Keep in mind, this is a self-conscience bunch. They have not the courage to lift themselves up and pursue other woman, leaving them to themselves, which can only result in total faggotry. Sodom wouldn't stand a chance against these heathens if this method is implemented correctly.

Break the strong and wild ones of the community (midnightpulp, leetonidas, and others). Isolate these wild and savage bucks from the weak ones. Tar and feather them with insults. Never refer to them by their chosen names. If one is 5'2, spread rumors that he is 4'2 It is only a mater of time before it is accepted as fact. Make strong sexual advances towards them, forcing them to question their manhood, which will also force the weaker ones to question their manhood as well. If done so properly, GNSP will sit back and view this in awe, always second guessing himself when they get the urge to defend the community. After 21 days of this abuse, not only will he lose confidence in himself, but the community will lose confidence in him as well. DPG, and Chumper are perfect examples of the outcome of this method. Tired, beat down, and hopeless is how they'll feel.

Last, but not least, my friends, belittle and minimize the accomplishments of their heroes. By doing so you leave them without hope, without faith, in total chaos. This method must be used on a 24/7 basis. It is critical to our success to minimize even the smallest achievements. Where there is no hero, there is no hope, no faith, no honor.

Gentlemen, these kits are your keys to control, use them. Have your wives and children use them. Never miss an opportunity. My plan is guaranteed, and the good thing about this plan is that if used intensely for one year, the spurstalk slaves themselves will remain perpetually distrustful and faithful to our cause. You may not even be present and your name will live on as if you were here on a daily basis. THE ULTIMATE GOAL IS TO REPLACE THEIR HEROES... WITH YOU! I am living proof!!!

Sincerely,



Lakaluva

:rollinSo how am I doing lord Luva

[ElNono]

Continue to fight the good fight.

http://fc02.deviantart.net/fs40/f/2009/045/6/1/Naruto_Sakura_FIGHT_by_innera.jpg

[ElNono]

Exhibit A:

http://twitter.com/#!/LakaluvaST

[Koolaid_Man]

Your loyalty, and dedication to our cause has earned you great honor on websites you've yet to even visit. You reputation precedes itself. Continue to fight the good fight. God speed.:toast


what an honor...:toast thank you..

Let my brothers know I shall take the battle to the enemy...I shall have no mercy on their weak souls...

Take No Prisoners

[ElNono]

Let my brothers know I shall take the battle to the enemy...I shall have no mercy on their weak souls...

Take No Prisoners

What you gonna do? White water raft over somebody? :lol

[Koolaid_Man]

What you gonna do? White water raft over somebody? :lol

if you jump in the water...you're fair game...

[DMC]

That doesn't make any sense.
Crusade on!

[ElNono]

if you jump in the water...you're fair game...

Is that before or after listening to Hendrix?

Keeping it real!!!! :lol

[DPG21920]

Here is super GNSF. Does it make you terribly sad that people tell you how dumb you are and why and you still can't help yourself?

[Koolaid_Man]

The Knighting of Kool will take place shortly...I fully expect it....

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[DMC]

Here is super GNSF. Does it make you terribly sad that people tell you how dumb you are and why and you still can't help yourself?
You actually crack me up. I see you in a little Napoleon suit parading around cursing your monitor.

[ElNono]

I actually have to give Giuseppe credit for staying true to his sick and twisted pedophile self, even after the name (and possibly sex) change.

[DPG21920]

You actually crack me up. I see you in a little Napoleon suit parading around cursing your monitor.

That doesn't make any sense. You are truly dumb. Get off the internet and spend time with the grand-kids. Just try not to mess with their homework.

[DMC]

Exhibit B: They will honor you at every turn when given the chance. They will create web pages in your honor, all while thinking they are insulting you. This behavior only enhances your image to the world, and proves without a shadow of a doubt that you have done your job thoroughly.
So tell me a person who's been historically insulted. Based on your spin, insults are actually praise.

Though imitation may be the most sincere form of flattery, the only person here imitating you is Kevin.

[ElNono]

Exhibit B:

About Ghost_of_Gashir
Biography
A bitter Asian male muddling his way through life. But damn if I don't look sexy doing it.
Location
Ever bang an entire bachelorette party, baby?
Interests
Staring at you through your bedroom window. Don't worry, I don't take pictures.
Occupation
I work for the government. This is where you laugh.
Favorite Character(s)
Yondaime, Akatsuki, Naruto, Obito, Gaara
Favorite Episode/Chapter
Episode:
Chapter: 134

[DMC]

That doesn't make any sense. You are truly dumb. Get off the internet and spend time with the grand-kids. Just try not to mess with their homework.

Do you keep these threads on a notifier that sounds a 150db alarm so you can run over and respond?

lol...

Start a forum, regulate the shit out of it. Let me know how that works for you.

[DPG21920]

Also notice how unlike GNSF, I can say a few things then walk away.

[Koolaid_Man]

Luva was right..I'm not sure which exhibit it is but they are fighting amongst themselves...all over Kool no less...what an honor...

[DMC]

Also notice how unlike GNSF, I can say a few things then walk away.
^ Obviously :lmao

[ElNono]

:lol stinky
:lol paki
:lol welcher
:lol naruto
:lol ghost of gashir
:lol bitter

[LnGrrrR]

Greetings,



Gentlemen, I greet you here at Spurstalk.com on the world wide web in the year of our Lord, two thousand and eleven. First, I would like to thank you, the gentlemen in purple and gold for inviting me here to speak and assist you on this very serious topic at hand. I am here to help you solve our problem with spurstalk troll slaves. Your invitation reached me while I was on vacation in Oakland, CA viewing my Raiders whoop the living shit out of some Jets. It was there that I witnessed some of the newest and oldest methods of controlling another teams fans. It is with great pleasure that I share with you these methods. Rome would envy us.

I HAVE A FULL PROOF METHOD FOR CONTROLLING THE SPURSTALK COMMUNITY. I guarantee every one of you that, if installed correctly, IT WILL CONTROL THIS WEBSITE FOR AT LEAST 300 HUNDREDS YEARS. My method is simple. I HAVE OUTLINED A NUMBER OF DIFFERENCES AMONG THE TROLL SLAVES; AND I TAKE THESE DIFFERENCES AND MAKE THEM BIGGER. I USE FEAR, JEALOUSY, DISTRUST AND ENVY FOR CONTROL PURPOSES. These methods have worked in Oakland for some time now, and Los Angeles before that. You or your team need not be winners of any championships for these methods to be carried out and placed into affect... if done properly. The spurstalk troll slaves after receiving this indoctrination shall carry on and will become self-refueling and self-generating for HUNDREDS of years, maybe THOUSANDS.

LET'S MAKE A SPURSTALK SLAVE

The first lesson for you to learn is the power of insults. INSULT, INSULT, INSULT! Never have a word nice to say. If you become keen, and clever with your insulting, the troll slave will spend most of his waking hours simmering over how small you made him/her feel in front of their very own community. That's if you've insulted properly.

Play the devil's advocate. Put GNSP vs BNSP. Make them fight. Example: Comment on how stupid BNSP is, and how his/her level of stupidity is even lower than GNSP. BNSP is so gullible and full of self-pride, that he/she will rest at nothing to prove that they are not as stupid as GNSP. In return, if fueled timely and correctly, GNSP will respond by trying to prove his worth in front of the community, proving to be just as stupid as their counterpart, BNSP. In-house quarreling has caused the downfall of many a great nations.

Flirt with their women, even the unattractive and repulsive ones. Jealousy is a tool that has stood the test of time and works on the brain like cancer, especially if you can get to the patriarch. There is no cure for it. By flirting with their women you leave them in a desperate state of mind, wondering, just how in the hell will they reproduce themselves. Keep in mind, this is a self-conscience bunch. They have not the courage to lift themselves up and pursue other woman, leaving them to themselves, which can only result in total faggotry. Sodom wouldn't stand a chance against these heathens if this method is implemented correctly.

Break the strong and wild ones of the community (midnightpulp, leetonidas, and others). Isolate these wild and savage bucks from the weak ones. Tar and feather them with insults. Never refer to them by their chosen names. If one is 5'2, spread rumors that he is 4'2 It is only a mater of time before it is accepted as fact. Make strong sexual advances towards them, forcing them to question their manhood, which will also force the weaker ones to question their manhood as well. If done so properly, GNSP will sit back and view this in awe, always second guessing himself when they get the urge to defend the community. After 21 days of this abuse, not only will he lose confidence in himself, but the community will lose confidence in him as well. DPG, and Chumper are perfect examples of the outcome of this method. Tired, beat down, and hopeless is how they'll feel.

Last, but not least, my friends, belittle and minimize the accomplishments of their heroes. By doing so you leave them without hope, without faith, in total chaos. This method must be used on a 24/7 basis. It is critical to our success to minimize even the smallest achievements. Where there is no hero, there is no hope, no faith, no honor.

Gentlemen, these kits are your keys to control, use them. Have your wives and children use them. Never miss an opportunity. My plan is guaranteed, and the good thing about this plan is that if used intensely for one year, the spurstalk slaves themselves will remain perpetually distrustful and faithful to our cause. You may not even be present and your name will live on as if you were here on a daily basis. THE ULTIMATE GOAL IS TO REPLACE THEIR HEROES... WITH YOU! I am living proof!!!

Sincerely,



Lakaluva

Holy fuck. How did you find the time to write that? Was it in the doctor's office waiting for the results of your latest venereal disease test?

[ElNono]

:lol white water rafting
:lol bananas
:lol welcher
:lol shit threads
:lol Hendrix
:lol pedicure
:lol keeping it real
:lol "hood"

[ElNono]

:lol fixated on Spurstalk
:lol "control" anything
:lol running like pussies to Kori

[Koolaid_Man]

Let not our obvious success stunt our mission. Continue on as planned. Rest not until all is conquered.


as you command lord Luva :toast

[DMC]

Hey GNSP, you have your hands full.

Sling some pseudo nig talk at me. That puts me in my place.

[Koolaid_Man]

Sling some pseudo nig talk at me. That puts me in my place.

You a pussy ass mark...:lol

z35-O_Oe1zY

[DMC]

Neverthless, our plan is written in stone. Has stood the test of time. So strong are our methods, that Mavfag has not the courage to pound on their chests and declare themselves as champions for fear of what may happen.
They left after they won. They figured it was over. They didn't consider that Laker fan would stay around after the lights were turned off and throw foam fingers on the floor.

[Koolaid_Man]

and LNgrrr already know I cancelled his ass Like Nino:

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[DMC]

You a pussy ass mark...:lol

z35-O_Oe1zY
Is that like a skid mark?

Let me propagate to you my schmegmatic emulsion to pontificate upon yo visage...

yo

[DMC]

You are not even accepted here by your own fanbase. So much so that the lady upstairs have left you in the gray. Be honest, how does that make you feel?
I don't have a fanbase.

I don't know what "left you in the gray" means.

[DMC]

Its never over. You see, that is the mentality that caused you to fail at defending your title.

How is it going into airports for you, or are you the one driving the shuttle?

Seriously though, if you are Pakistani, do you get profiled at the security checkpoint? Do they just happen to notice something odd in your bag every time?

Do you shake with your left hand?

[ElNono]

Its never over. You see, that is the mentality that caused you to fail at defending your title.

And what caused your sorry ass to disappear for months after The Skunker and the Naruto lovefest?

That Naruto shit is certainly never over :lmao

[Giuseppe]

The Skunker

The Skunker!!!

[ElNono]

Dont question me, asshole. I dont answer questions from 3rd worlders. I visit their countries and feed them.

stinky paki talking about 3rd worlders :lmao

I did question you and will continue to do as I please.

What you gonna do about it, bitter asian male? :lmao

[LnGrrrR]

and LNgrrr already know I cancelled his ass Like Nino:

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You idolize a person who willingly names himself "child"? Interesting.

[LnGrrrR]

What movie is that link from anyways? That looks like a fucking horrible movie. :lol

[lefty]

You idolize a person who willingly names himself "child"? Interesting.


I hear you got another bambino? .
Lakaluva is naruto-loving pedophile

Nothing new here

[LnGrrrR]

Let me guess, you learned that from your illegal spouse. She probabaly has you saying "hey mijo" as well. I hear you got another bambino? Whats that, an extra $400 pay increase from Sam? I guess you and your ol lady plan on breeding your way to wealth...lol. Why dont you get out and join one of those private security companies and start making some decent money. Im only here to help you, son.

To answer your queries:

1) I actually learned that from Chris Farley's classic "El Nino" skit on SNL. You should look it up, pretty funny.

2) I don't know if there is an increase, tbh. And I know math probably isn't your strong point, but the costs of a new child >>> $400 a month.

3) I'm only 8 years away from retiring from the military and getting reduced health care and a steady retirement check for the rest of my life. Couple that with the free education, my security clearance, and my work history, and I'm relatively sure that I'll be in a good position to get a good job in the IT field when I get out at age 37.

Thanks for keeping up with my personal history though. It's nice to know people care. :D

[DMC]

To answer your queries:

1) I actually learned that from Chris Farley's classic "El Nino" skit on SNL. You should look it up, pretty funny.

2) I don't know if there is an increase, tbh. And I know math probably isn't your strong point, but the costs of a new child >>> $400 a month.

3) I'm only 8 years away from retiring from the military and getting reduced health care and a steady retirement check for the rest of my life. Couple that with the free education, my security clearance, and my work history, and I'm relatively sure that I'll be in a good position to get a good job in the IT field when I get out at age 37.

Thanks for keeping up with my personal history though. It's nice to know people care. :D
Hey, I was in the military, you already have reduced health care. Reduced costs, that's another thing. :king

[LnGrrrR]

Hey, I was in the military, you already have reduced health care. Reduced costs, that's another thing. :king

Ha! Well said. :) :toast

[LnGrrrR]

When you get out look me up, I might have a job for you. My gardner sucks. We vets have to look out for each other.

I've never seen a garden that requires IT. You must be quite the technohippie.

[Koolaid_Man]

I've never seen a garden that requires IT. You must be quite the technohippie.


what's IT...:lol