View Full Version : thanks for calling the white house, may I take your order?
cheguevara
09-26-2011, 01:36 PM
:lol pizza delivery man the top candidate of the Grand Old Party :lol
cheguevara
09-26-2011, 01:39 PM
http://www.godfathers.com/contact_us/index_files/image001.jpg
cheguevara
09-26-2011, 01:41 PM
shit looks greasy. is it any good?
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_oClm5w3Om90/STiY5QG710I/AAAAAAAACSQ/2E10jQFImpM/s320/Godfathers+pizza+2222222.jpg
CosmicCowboy
09-26-2011, 01:52 PM
Is this supposed to be funny?
why don't you check out Herman Cain's resume and then get back to us...
ElNono
09-26-2011, 02:05 PM
That's an honest job. Not sure what's funny about it.
cheguevara
09-26-2011, 02:20 PM
just find it funny pizza boy is owning the rest in debates
this is the same guy that equated sending americans to war to sending pizza delivery boys to a rough neighborhood :lol
Very brief resume:
After he graduated from Morehouse College with a degree in mathematics and a minor in chemistry in 1968, Cain landed a job as a ballistics analyst for the Department of the Navy, where he was responsible for the calculations that ensured battleship rockets hit their targets.
Cain later completed a master's degree in computer science and entered the business world where he led several companies--most recently Godfather's--and chaired the National Restaurant Association and the Federal Reserve Bank of Kansas City.
Pizza Boy?
You are all racists.
cheguevara
09-26-2011, 02:29 PM
he will fix the economy in 30 minutes or less
That's an honest job. Not sure what's funny about it.
Delivering Pizzas or being CEO of Godfather's Pizza (or both)?
he will fix the economy in 30 minutes or less
Or is it free? :lol
Viva Las Espuelas
09-26-2011, 02:33 PM
The idiot that idolizes a psychotic genocidal douche is making fun of a man that made something of himself. A black man, mind you. Yeah, thats rich
Well, pinChé did hate the blacks so it doesn't surprise me. :golfclap.
Viva Las Espuelas
09-26-2011, 02:36 PM
I'm sure Cain knows how many states in the Union, so I don't know who's looking less favorable....
I'm sure Cain knows how many states in the Union, so I don't know who's looking less favorable....
Cain would get destroyed by Obama.
Viva Las Espuelas
09-26-2011, 02:44 PM
Truth is stranger than fiction sometimes.
boutons_deux
09-26-2011, 02:57 PM
the US Exec branch is NOT a for-profit junk food business.
We already had enough disasters of all types from the dubya's "MBA WhiteHouse".
DarrinS
09-26-2011, 03:17 PM
Probably knows more about creating jobs than a community organizer.
Kori Ellis
09-26-2011, 04:35 PM
I know this is supposed to be funny, but no matter what party you are affiliated with, you have to admire a guy that is self-made. I mean -- his dad was a janitor and his mom was a maid. His dad worked his ass off to by a home for his family and instilled a good work ethic in his children. Cain went from nothing, graduated from college, worked his way up at Coca-Cola, Burger King Corp, then turned Godfather's completely around from the brink of bankruptcy... then bought the company Pillsbury.
And...at least he has a plan. Agree or disagree with him, he takes a stance and can explain to you how he wants to fix things -- and that's more than most of the candidates can do.
ElNono
09-26-2011, 04:37 PM
Probably knows more about creating jobs than a community organizer.
What in Cain's resume makes you think that?
DarrinS
09-26-2011, 04:42 PM
What in Cain's resume makes you think that?
Seriously?
clambake
09-26-2011, 04:50 PM
I know this is supposed to be funny, but no matter what party you are affiliated with, you have to admire a guy that is self-made. I mean -- his dad was a janitor and his mom was a maid. His dad worked his ass off to by a home for his family and instilled a good work ethic in his children. Cain went from nothing, graduated from college, worked his way up at Coca-Cola, Burger King Corp, then turned Godfather's completely around from the brink of bankruptcy... then bought the company Pillsbury.
And...at least he has a plan. Agree or disagree with him, he takes a stance and can explain to you how he wants to fix things -- and that's more than most of the candidates can do.
thats more than any politician can do.
FuzzyLumpkins
09-26-2011, 05:17 PM
Being able to maximize the bottom line in national food sales does not necessarily mean that you know how to generate jobs in a national economy. Food sales is all about keeping food costs down for all the talk of service and a smile. The average food service worker has a high job overturn rate and a lot of heads. Want to know how to score pot? Talk to a restaurant cook.
mingus
09-26-2011, 05:59 PM
When he's president you can call the white house at "999"
the US Exec branch is NOT a for-profit junk food business.
Oh, it would be if this joker were elected President.
ElNono
09-26-2011, 07:33 PM
Seriously?
Yes
ElNono
09-26-2011, 07:35 PM
Being able to maximize the bottom line in national food sales does not necessarily mean that you know how to generate jobs in a national economy. Food sales is all about keeping food costs down for all the talk of service and a smile. The average food service worker has a high job overturn rate and a lot of heads. Want to know how to score pot? Talk to a restaurant cook.
Basically. Plus you don't have to deal with Congress.
LnGrrrR
09-26-2011, 07:40 PM
I know this is supposed to be funny, but no matter what party you are affiliated with, you have to admire a guy that is self-made. I mean -- his dad was a janitor and his mom was a maid. His dad worked his ass off to by a home for his family and instilled a good work ethic in his children. Cain went from nothing, graduated from college, worked his way up at Coca-Cola, Burger King Corp, then turned Godfather's completely around from the brink of bankruptcy... then bought the company Pillsbury.
And...at least he has a plan. Agree or disagree with him, he takes a stance and can explain to you how he wants to fix things -- and that's more than most of the candidates can do.
Well said. The guy certainly has a good resume.
4>0rings
09-26-2011, 07:45 PM
Ohh I get it, we want lifetime politicians in the house. That way we have something to bitch about every year.
boutons_deux
09-26-2011, 07:49 PM
It's irrelevant if Cain knows how to create jobs.
Are you people expecting Cain, or any President, to create jobs?
The Repugs say gov can't create jobs so they will never pass any legislation that create jobs.
Govt is the problem, not the solution.
Do you people actually listen to what the conservatives and Repugs have been saying for 30 years?
Yonivore
09-26-2011, 08:20 PM
Basically. Plus you don't have to deal with Congress.
Because being a community organizer is so much more preparation for creating jobs than actually running a business, opening new stores, hiring staff to run them, while staying profitable.
:lmao @ ElNono wondering what makes a successful businessman able to create jobs better than a community organizer.
ElNono
09-26-2011, 08:48 PM
Because being a community organizer is so much more preparation for creating jobs than actually running a business, opening new stores, hiring staff to run them, while staying profitable.
:lmao @ ElNono wondering what makes a successful businessman able to create jobs better than a community organizer.
Dishonest yoni putting words in my mouth that I never said. I never said Barry is MORE qualified. You can stop :cry:cry:cry now.
I just don't see how being a lawyer or having a CS degree is really different when trying to set Economic policy. Either would probably request and require the advise of economists.
Running a successful business has little to do with running a country's economy, starting from the fact that even the actual budgetary process is controlled by Congress.
I really have no problem with Cain, other than I don't really agree with some of his views.
Wild Cobra
09-27-2011, 04:03 AM
I know this is supposed to be funny, but no matter what party you are affiliated with, you have to admire a guy that is self-made. I mean -- his dad was a janitor and his mom was a maid. His dad worked his ass off to by a home for his family and instilled a good work ethic in his children. Cain went from nothing, graduated from college, worked his way up at Coca-Cola, Burger King Corp, then turned Godfather's completely around from the brink of bankruptcy... then bought the company Pillsbury.
And...at least he has a plan. Agree or disagree with him, he takes a stance and can explain to you how he wants to fix things -- and that's more than most of the candidates can do.
Absolutely. It's understandable if you disagree with his political ideas, but how can anyone not respect him?
Wild Cobra
09-27-2011, 04:05 AM
Being able to maximize the bottom line in national food sales does not necessarily mean that you know how to generate jobs in a national economy. Food sales is all about keeping food costs down for all the talk of service and a smile. The average food service worker has a high job overturn rate and a lot of heads. Want to know how to score pot? Talk to a restaurant cook.
It's so simple. Government cannot create jobs or wealth in any meaningful way, but a man like Cain knows how government can fuck it up, so he knows how to keep government out of the way of growth.
boutons_deux
09-27-2011, 04:28 AM
"disagree with his political ideas, but how can anyone not respect him"
sick compartmentalizing.
His political ideas are integral to, resulting from his career, his "success", and indicate how he would fuck up America more if he ever got the power.
cheguevara
10-19-2011, 03:30 PM
"Hello? Yes. President Cain here! what?! Yes. Our taxes are 9.99... what? no... no, no tell your tax accountant that the old taxcode is gone. It's 9.99!!! NINE NINETY NINE!! YES Ma'am.... You have a good day too and tell your accountant if your taxes are not done in 30 minutes they're free. Bye Bye"
I think I know what I'm having for dinner!
cheguevara
10-19-2011, 03:33 PM
all these politics make Che hungry for some greasy cheesy pizza!
boutons_deux
10-19-2011, 03:34 PM
Garbage food and garbage ideas from a junk wannabe President.
Borat Sagyidev
10-19-2011, 03:40 PM
Absolutely. It's understandable if you disagree with his political ideas, but how can anyone not respect him?
He's a racist douche bag who thinks managing a fast food business qualifies himself as a American president.
If he'd stay out of politics I'd admire him to death, but he's overzealous.
Do we need to even mention is foreign policy understanding? Everytime it comes up he talks about jobs and the pizza business.
Do you think China will just say, ok America we took your jobs, but will buy your Pizza because it's so good. We could be a Pizza exporter.
Borat Sagyidev
10-19-2011, 03:43 PM
http://www.colbertnation.com/the-colbert-report-videos/400077/october-18-2011/indecision-2012---herman-cain-s-electrified-fence?xrs=share_copy
Meet his Vice-President!
http://www.successmagazine.com/ext/resources/home_images/Issue20/John-Schnatter-Papa-johns.jpg
Stringer_Bell
10-19-2011, 11:12 PM
Absolutely. It's understandable if you disagree with his political ideas, but how can anyone not respect him?
Simple, this:
qjtnxAGNWTU
It's a shame he said such a stupid thing too, because he's got the best answers when the MSNBC anchors try to attack him - since he's got the cajones to sit in a chair and let them interview him unlike the other main GOP candidates. His answers are bullshit, but I respect his ability to focus in on the actual specifics of what they ask him - once again, unlike the other GOP candidates. EXCEPT for the above bullshit, and the fact that he's never acknowledged the absurdity of it means I have no respect for his lame ass attempts to garner support through Obama bashing. No one will fund him head to head against Romney or Perry, he's VP at best if the GOP need to play the race card.
Wild Cobra
10-20-2011, 02:12 AM
Simple, this:
qjtnxAGNWTU
It's a shame he said such a stupid thing too, because he's got the best answers when the MSNBC anchors try to attack him - since he's got the cajones to sit in a chair and let them interview him unlike the other main GOP candidates. His answers are bullshit, but I respect his ability to focus in on the actual specifics of what they ask him - once again, unlike the other GOP candidates. EXCEPT for the above bullshit, and the fact that he's never acknowledged the absurdity of it means I have no respect for his lame ass attempts to garner support through Obama bashing. No one will fund him head to head against Romney or Perry, he's VP at best if the GOP need to play the race card.
I disagree with you. I think he addressed the question real well on the healthcare issue.
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