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mojorizen7
09-29-2011, 03:35 AM
http://wallpapers.boolsite.net/srv13/Images/Wallpapers/Cinema/FightClub/FightClub04.jpg


I'd fight Greg Wasson....CEO of Walgreens. Kick the ever loving shit outta that clown.


anyway.........ok i'd fight Captain James T. Kirk. < no hesitation. My childhood hero and master of the running face kick.

CubanSucks
09-29-2011, 04:36 AM
thread could've completely gone without the pic imo. Dats jus bad thread management on your part




















anyway, since we're going fiction, I'm goin with the Steward of Gondor

http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lmpp4tfUf21qgutswo1_500.jpg
fuck dat nigga completely not showin the love for Faramir

benefactor
09-29-2011, 07:00 AM
I take the five longest tenured Congressmen and kick their asses one by one.

xellos88330
09-29-2011, 08:49 AM
Historical Figure: Sitting Bull. Just because I don't recall ever fighting a native American.

Fictional Character: Peter Griffin (Family Guy)

Leetonidas
09-29-2011, 09:23 AM
Ghengis Khan!

Captain Kirk
09-29-2011, 09:33 AM
anyway.........ok i'd fight Captain James T. Kirk. < no hesitation. My childhood hero and master of the running face kick.

I'd kick your ass!
http://lh5.ggpht.com/_CGHWEX9Wx6c/SlCT3VpfoOI/AAAAAAAAAWU/uuJAvwB4xyg/KirkKick17.jpg

DMC
09-29-2011, 09:38 AM
I'd like to mud wrestle Jenna Jamison.

RicFlair
09-29-2011, 09:40 AM
I'd like to mud wrestle Jenna Jamison.

+1000 Whooooooo!!!

pawe
09-29-2011, 10:32 AM
Id kick Bin Laden's ass and shoot him again in the eye after the fight.

tp2021
09-29-2011, 10:40 AM
I'd give William Randolph Hearst another reason to hate mexicans.

stretch
09-29-2011, 10:44 AM
i would fight that faggot Phillip

BlackSwordsMan
09-29-2011, 10:55 AM
Godzilla

Viva Las Espuelas
09-29-2011, 10:57 AM
Ghengis Khan!

Ha. Good luck with that one.

silverblk mystix
09-29-2011, 11:36 AM
Lakaluva....


just because I know I'd fuck him up.

spurs_fan_in_exile
09-29-2011, 11:41 AM
The Dutchess of Queensbury, no holds barred. Fuck her and fuck her rules.

silverblk mystix
09-29-2011, 11:43 AM
Thats a bad choice, son. Im glad you do recognize my larger than life status, though.

Oh....I thought it was if you could fight any historically faggoty posters....


disregard....

Frenzy
09-29-2011, 12:42 PM
Skyler

Spurminator
09-29-2011, 01:31 PM
I'd fight Gandhi.

silverblk mystix
09-29-2011, 01:39 PM
I'd fight Gandhi.

Gandhi would fuck you up...

cantthinkofanything
09-29-2011, 01:41 PM
I'd fight Stephen Hawking. I hate that pretty boy.

silverblk mystix
09-29-2011, 01:47 PM
I'd fight Stephen Hawking. I hate that pretty boy.

Hawking would fuck you up and then throw his wheelchair to the side and say...

"biatch"...:lmao

cantthinkofanything
09-29-2011, 01:49 PM
Hawking would fuck you up and then throw his wheelchair to the side and say...

"biatch"...:lmao

Well, then the rest of the world could thank me for getting his lazy ass moving again.

tlongII
09-29-2011, 01:50 PM
Trish Stratus

http://ts4.mm.bing.net/images/thumbnail.aspx?q=1188331921707&id=7936db1e3164026ecd275af0d2ba19aa&url=http%3a%2f%2fwww.portwallpaper.com%2fimgcel%2f Trish_Stratus%2fTrish-Stratus-5.JPG

Ghandi
09-29-2011, 01:51 PM
Gandhi would fuck you up...

:tu Only in the name of self defense of course.

silverblk mystix
09-29-2011, 01:55 PM
:tu Only in the name of self defense of course.

...and it would be for a greater good!...:lol

DMX7
09-29-2011, 03:19 PM
:tu Only in the name of self defense of course.

... of course.

RickPerry
09-30-2011, 04:59 AM
Rick perry age 30

I'd be packin'.

Fpoonsie
09-30-2011, 10:15 AM
This waddling, dick-sucking faggot. Almost single-handedly ruined the final season of The Sopranos.

http://miamiherald.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/2007/08/17/gannascoli_3.jpg

CubanSucks
09-30-2011, 05:05 PM
http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/ul/361-BillTedKhan.jpg

Dude.

Bob Genghis Khan

DMC
09-30-2011, 05:07 PM
This waddling, dick-sucking faggot. Almost single-handedly ruined the final season of The Sopranos.

http://miamiherald.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/2007/08/17/gannascoli_3.jpg

This is a fact. The pool cue wasn't good enough for this faggot.