Are You Prepared For the Zombie Apocalypse?

[ElNono]

Freaking poll is broken (WTH Kori?), so just reply with what most closely resembles your situation, tbh...

Are You Prepared For the Zombie Apocalypse?

A) I have a partially written document (somewhere)

B) Hard copies of my zombie attack plan are in the fire safe

C) I already live in a fortified bunker with food and weapons

D) I am completely unprepared for this fictional event

E) I am a zombie, you insensitive clod!

F) I want to eat Creepn

G) I don't believe in zombies

[CubanSucks]

I had like 3 failed poll attempts before I finally gave up. I don't even know why it's still there

[CubanSucks]

had a few drunken conversations with friends about our plans in the event of the ZA but that's about it

[LnGrrrR]

I'm military, so I think I'm rather prepared. We will have the guns, MREs, etc etc.

[benefactor]

I'll go to my parents. My dad has been waiting for the revolution for years...tons of dry and canned goods and tons of weapons. All that's missing is a Saiga shotgun and a few 20 round drums.

[Giuseppe]

Me & DoK are going to hide together.

[Veterinarian.]

Bend over. I'll give ya some fuckin' together.

[jag]

Me & DoK are going to hide together.

Just tell him where to meet you. I'm sure he'll be there.

[thispego]

I'm military, so I think I'm rather prepared. We will have the guns, MREs, etc etc.

:lmao

[RandomGuy]

I'm military, so I think I'm rather prepared. We will have the guns, MREs, etc etc.

Don't forget armored personnel carriers, tanks, napalm, and nukes.

I have yet to see a zombie movie yet adequately show what happens to any group of zombies when faced with an M1A1 MBT.

Smart+fast, slow and shuflling, whatever, they would still be a squishy goo under the treads. As long as that squishy goo wasn't also contagious...

[RandomGuy]

D) I am completely unprepared for this fictional event


That would be my pick.

Although, I do have a sketch plan drawn up that says "go for the nearest zone of low population density land, and stick that way until you get to Wyoming/Montana/Canada"

If civilization really collapses, one has to realize that nature will only support a certain number of humans per square mile as hunters/gatherers/muscle farming. The faster you get to an area with a population density close to that rather low density number, the less likely you are to starve to death, in addition to a much lower density of zombie hordes.

[cantthinkofanything]

I had like 3 failed poll attempts before I finally gave up. I don't even know why it's still there

maybe it's time to talk to your doctor and see if Viagra is right fo you

[desflood]

Where's the option for "halfway prepared"? We have the weapons but not the food and only one of the kids knows how to shoot :lol

[Giuseppe]

Just tell him where to meet you. I'm sure he'll be there.

True. DoK is punctional.

[cantthinkofanything]

True. DoK is punctional.

Pull up yer skirt. Aye'll show ya punctional.

[pawe]

D) I am completely unprepared for this fictional event

But if it happens. This is what I have on stock right now ready to be used.
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8000 rounds of .22lr
6000 rounds of 9mm
3000 rounds of .45acp
1000 rounds of .223
200 rounds 20ga

1 kabar heavy bowie knife
1 zero tolerance combat knife
1 fenix tk45 765 lumens flashlight
1 casio g shock atomic tough solar watch
1 titanium watch
1 binoculars
1 box waterproof matches
1 voodoo tactical bag
1 trauma kit

[LnGrrrR]

:lmao

Another quality post from thispedo/lilho'mo :tu

[hater]

I have a few knifes thats about it.

but my place is in a great position a 2nd story apt with views all around. I would just need to barricade my door and heat up a few dozen gallons of oil.

[pawe]

I'm military, so I think I'm rather prepared. We will have the guns, MREs, etc etc.

Can you buy MREs online and how long is the shelf life?

[LnGrrrR]

Can you buy MREs online and how long is the shelf life?

http://www.mredepot.com/servlet/the-270/MRE-Military-USGI-Meal/Detail

These look like the exact ones I've used in the military. But usually, it's tough to buy the military MRE's unless you know someone who lives on-base and can get them for you. That said, there's a lot of different civilian MREs on the market. Haven't tried those.

Or you could just try ebay...

http://www.ebay.com/sch/i.html?_from=R40&_trksid=p5197.m570.l1313&_nkw=military+mre&_sacat=See-All-Categories

Per the first link on shelf life:


With a minimum shelf life of 3 years, and up to 130 months (10 + years, according to the manufactures specifications) if stored at 60 degrees F or lower, these meals are ideal for camping, disaster preparedness or as a safety/survival measure for the entire family!!

[cantthinkofanything]

Can you buy MREs online and how long is the shelf life?

those sound like questions Google could answer

[cantthinkofanything]

those sound like questions Google could answer

Wasn't trying to be an ass.

I haven't been to a gun show in years. But there were ususally some sold there.

[pawe]

We have a military guy here and its much better to get insider info from actual people who use the product.

[Bender]

...if stored at 60 degrees F or lowerI never knew that. So basically, they should be refrigerated. Kind of lessens their worth...


8000 rounds of .22lr
zombies might laugh at that...

[RandomGuy]

I never knew that. So basically, they should be refrigerated. Kind of lessens their worth...


zombies might laugh at that...

Stored in an underground bunker/room of some sort would do it. No need for direct refridgeration.

Ground temperatures stabilize at about 60 degrees Fahrenheit just about 12 feet down, in most places.

http://www.geo4va.vt.edu/A1/time-lag-vs-depth.gif

[pawe]

zombies might laugh at that...

Have you watched Swamp People on History channel?
They use a single shot of .22lrs to kill leather armored gators.

[RandomGuy]

http://www.mredepot.com/servlet/the-270/MRE-Military-USGI-Meal/Detail

These look like the exact ones I've used in the military. But usually, it's tough to buy the military MRE's unless you know someone who lives on-base and can get them for you. That said, there's a lot of different civilian MREs on the market. Haven't tried those.

Or you could just try ebay...

http://www.ebay.com/sch/i.html?_from=R40&_trksid=p5197.m570.l1313&_nkw=military+mre&_sacat=See-All-Categories

Per the first link on shelf life:

I actually ponied up about $40 once to try a bunch of them, to see what to get/buy for use in camping with the boys when they get old enough.

My memories of MREs are from the late eighties, early nineties. They were... edible.

These were good quality, and a bit tasty. The dehydrated ones used for backpacking were interesting. I think the little ones would get a kick out of the process of adding water to the food.

[Cant_Be_Faded]

Rule number one is save a bullet for yourself for a quick game over.

[DarkReign]

If there were a button I could push to initiate the zombie apocalypse, it would be the easiest decision of my existence.

[cantthinkofanything]

Rule number one is save a bullet for yourself for a quick game over.

Anyone see the The Mist? Not a zombie apocalypse but something to think about when allocating a limited supply of bullets.

[CuckingFunt]

My plan has always been to try to live a normal life by acting zombie whenever I went outside. Shuffle and groan my way to wherever I needed to go. Raid the nearest brick & mortar option for all the games and movies I'd need for a lifetime of entertainment and try to inconspicuously ride it out.

I've always been driven by quality of life rather than length of life, though, so if it looked like the only existence I could have would be one of hiding and running I'd have no qualms about going for the easy out.

[cantthinkofanything]

My plan has always been to try to live a normal life by acting zombie whenever I went outside. Shuffle and groan my way to wherever I needed to go.

You don't know shit about zombies. Good luck with your hairbrained scheme.

[pawe]

I've always been driven by quality of life rather than length of life, though, so if it looked like the only existence I could have would be one of hiding and running I'd have no qualms about going for the easy out.

Hiding and running? You're no fun at all.