"the way it works here is I get.. .and you get... Anderson! Anderson!"

[cheguevara]

:lmao

Romney bitching to Mommy Anderson because someone is speaking in his time slot.


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:lmao :lmao

[cheguevara]

Mitt Romney Will Physically Explode Any Moment Now
http://gawker.com/5851404/mitt-romney-will-physically-explode-any-moment-now

So last night: greatest debate ever, right? The vicious babies on stage, God bless , were so busy sniping at each other about who had more Mexicans in their front yards that Anderson Cooper barely had any time to make the cheesy situational jokes that is CNN's calling card. Hoo boy, what a madcap muckfest. Then again, we're kind of worried about Mitt Romney, whose head and a good chunk of his upper torso will soon disappear in a horrific explosion.

Let's begin by remembering a Mittens Classic. Fellow dogged Romney mockers will recall a story from February, 2010, when Mitt Romney and wife Ann were flying back from the Vancouver Olympics. Mitt got into a bit of an scuffle before the plane took off. A man sitting in front of them reclined his chair, leading Romney to request that he move it up for takeoff. The guy got pissed off and supposedly "threatened violence" at Romney before being escorted off the plane.

The image of Mitt Romney reminding strangers on an airplane to put their seats in an upright position before takeoff led me to spend a day or so thinking up dumb jokes about what Mitt Romney's like on an airplane — lecturing fellow passengers for not wearing blue blazers and khakis, as is proper flying attire; complaining to flight attendants about the several instances of the word "darn" in the in-flight PG film; standing by the restroom with a stopwatch to ensure that no one took longer than 90 seconds; and so on. A louder, angrier, lecturing shithead-ier version of Romney's voice was the key to making these dumb jokes passable. And that's the *exact* voice that Mitt Romney unveiled for the first time in real life last night, while yelling at Rick Perry, between 1:00 and 1:10 in the above clip. It was a debate miracle!

It's not healthy to let years' worth of around-the-clock public and personal frustrations build up without release. Last night's rage was the early signal we've been expecting from Romney for some time now, that the end is near. His eyes and face were red the whole evening, his skull nearing maximum pressure. Give credit to Romney — he's kept this "lie about everything at all times and fake-smile at everyone and completely deny yourself a personhood" scheme running much longer than human research suggested was possible. But now it's clear that his head is going to explode in the very near future, during a fit of colossal rage, leaving the Republican race wide open.

[DMX7]

That was a sad moment.

[Stringer_Bell]

Romney missed a great chance to show he's got the testicular fortitude to go up against the bad guys. Instead he ran to Anderson hoping to get some assistance with the rules. He should've straight up said "Rick, I'm going to tell you how this shit works...shut the fuck up and let me finish" Didn't happen tho, tis a shame

[DarrinS]

:lmao

Romney bitching to Mommy Anderson because someone is speaking in his time slot.


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God, what a pathetic field of candidates.

[DMX7]

God, what a pathetic field of candidates.


Maybe Sarah Palin should run. :lol

[cheguevara]

God, what a pathetic field of candidates.

no worries. Donald Trump is about to throw his toupee in

:lol