OK so

[I. Hustle]

In the building I work in there are a bunch of Indian people that work in one area. For some reason they all work together but anyway.
Why is that the women that work in that dept have smoking hot bodies but have faces that would melt steel.

[Cyrano]

Kinda makes you wish you worked in a paper bag manufacturing plant, doesn't it?
(hint...that red dot on the forehead is the "ugly" switch. Try pressing it and see what happens)