LOL Tebow

[Pelicans78]

Tebow has to throw it downfield.

[Pelicans78]

Wow what a huge mistake by the Bears secondary.

[DAF86]

That they got to this point is already unbealiveble.

[DAF86]

I'm considering my atheism right now.

[DeadlyDynasty]

oh...my...sweet...jesus

[Pelicans78]

Prater is to Tebow what Bironas was to Vince Young.

[Axe Murderer]

:lol

this is fun as hell to watch whether you believe in Tebow or not

[LakerHater]

LOL Barber.
Yup, he fucked up!!


... Its jesus' will

[NuGGeTs-FaN]

I'm considering my atheism right now.

and that right there is what Tebow does it for. :toast

[DAF86]

Pick six coming up?

[NuGGeTs-FaN]

and that right there is what Tebow does it for. :toast

Oh and also the $8mil or whatever he gets

[Axe Murderer]

Pick six coming up?

*pick taken back to the 10 yard line, Tebow runs for 3 yards on two carries, leaves the field pumping his fist, and then Prater kicks the game winner. Cameras show Tebow praying on the sidelines after

[resistanze]

:lmao

[DAF86]

Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

[4>0rings]

Mahhhhh Luck_The_Fakers_Luck_The_Fakers_Luck_The_Fakers_Lu ck_The_Fakers_Luck_The_Fakers_

[slick'81]

damn tebow will just not die

[ace3g]

nice catch!!!

[4>0rings]

http://static.nfl.com/static/content/public/image/getty/2011/09000d5d824f120d_gallery_600.jpg

[resistanze]

God's will.

[ace3g]

another great catch!!!

[ace3g]

Tebow run

[DeadlyDynasty]

you can't script this shit

[Axe Murderer]

so does anybody really think this won't go in?

[DeadlyDynasty]

Thy will be done. 7-1

[ace3g]

wooo!!!

[4>0rings]

http://blogs.trb.com/sports/zakks-sports-smack/tebow-jesus.jpg

[Spursfan092120]

You've just been Tebowed

[DMC]

?

You were comparing Tebow to Young, VY started go downhill when his off the field problems started, I son't see Tebow having those kind of problems.
You said Tebow has problems on the field, but VY's on field problems was because he had problems off the field. Problems on the field are problems, for whatever reason. When they are corrected, they are no longer problems.

[Cry Havoc]

What the fuck.

:depressed

[DAF86]

Int, fumble, no 4th qtr comeback.

The mother of all jinx.

[LnGrrrR]

TeBOW DOOOOWWWNNN

[DMC]

and that right there is what Tebow does it for. :toast
And the money and strange pussy (or dick) doesn't hurt either.

[Venti Quattro]

talk about flipping the switch

[LnGrrrR]

Can someone do a photoshop of Tebow with the Voorhees hockey mask? I want one for my sig :lol

[JamStone]

Angels they have heard on high.

[Bill_Brasky]

The man is too damn clutch.

[Mel_13]

What are the odds in Vegas for Denver to win the Super Bowl?

Might need to make a quick trip.

[IronMexican]

Man, what a depressing day.

Fucking Disney had to of wrote this script.

[DMC]

What are the odds in Vegas for Denver to win the Super Bowl?

Might need to make a quick trip.
Jesus doesn't do post season. That's why they thank him, not give him the game ball.

[blkroadrunners]

I'm curious how the Broncos will fair against the Patriots next week.

[DAF86]

I'm kind of a Tebow fan but I prefer him to win like this than throwing for 300 yds and 3 TDs.

[DeadlyDynasty]

If the playoffs started today Tebow would host the Steelers.

[Nathan89]

Gosh dammit. I missed the good part of the game because I had to meet a group at school. FU Group.

Just checked the score and I was like:wow. I guess I shouldn't have been. The dude is too damn clutch. Wow.

[slick'81]

21-of-40 passes for 236 yards, a touchdown

[LnGrrrR]

As a Patriots fan, I'm frankly terrified of next week.

[NuGGeTs-FaN]

As a Patriots fan, I'm frankly terrified of next week.

It'll have to be a top showing all game for the Offense, coz the Patriots will put up the points

Not sure the offense is consistent enough to out score Brady

[Arlington Native]

It's no coincidence that that Tebow's kicker's name is a cross between Prayer & Fate.

[vander]

As a Patriots fan, I'm frankly terrified of next week.

:rolleyes Denver's been beating bad teams close, it's going to be 45-17 next week

[DMC]

It's no coincidence that that Tebow's kicker's name is a cross between Prayer & Fate.
Calvinist?

[NuGGeTs-FaN]

Oh, LOL Barkley

[weebo]

LMAO @ Tebow still shytnn on all d hatas

[The Reckoning]

:lmao

i am utterly sick of the tebow craze....but this is just freaking hilarious!

[Mugen]

fuckin tebow.

[Nathan89]

:rolleyes Denver's been beating bad teams close, it's going to be 45-17 next week

So you think the defense suck for Denver? I thought that's what was so good.

Also the Broncos got a fg blocked. Rare. The receiver dropped a wide open touchdown pass. Could have at least put up 17pts in regulation. Is Patriots defense better than Bears?

[ducks]

no pats d was terrible against the redskins

[vander]

So you think the defense suck for Denver? I thought that's what was so good.

Also the Broncos got a fg blocked. Rare. The receiver dropped a wide open touchdown pass. Could have at least put up 17pts in regulation. Is Patriots defense better than Bears?

is the Lions Defense better than the Bears?

[DJ Mbenga]

tune in tomorrow to skip bayless tebow masturbation on espn2

[Spurtacus]

Poor Matt Prater.

[Blake]

Lol marion barber

[Seventyniner]

And this is why you watch sports. You. Just. Never. Effing. Know.

[Nathan89]

is the Lions Defense better than the Bears?

Broncos were a different team then.

[Nathan89]

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[DMC]

I am in Denver and they actually make fun of it here. I guess Elway is still the king.

The news guy said (maybe stolen) that Tebow and Lebron together are the perfect athlete, Lebron for the 1st three quarters, Tebow for the 4th.

[manufan10]

I thought this was a pretty good read.

http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/news?slug=lc-carpenter_tim_tebow_alex_smith_draft_broncos_12141 1

[DMC]

lol

[Nathan89]

lol

The defense was more of an issue, IMO.

[Spurtacus]

Denver Broncos lost today. Not the Tim Tebows.

[Pelicans78]

The defense was more of an issue, IMO.

The turnovers were a big issue too.

[DMC]

11/22 0 TDs


Yeah...

[Darth_Pelican]

11/22 0 TDs


Yeah...

11 Completions. Wow he's improving.

[DAF86]

11/22 0 TDs


Yeah...

And 12 carries for 93 yds and 2 TDs.

[Obstructed_View]

lol

A post nine weeks in the making. Well done.

[Fabbs]

The turnovers were a big issue too.
I'd say the turnovers were the issue.
The running backs fumble (the first of three) was a huge momentum changer. Donkeys were rolling at that time, up 16-7 and had all the mo.

Tebows failure to cover up ball for #2 was huge too.
Punt returners with 6 seconds before the half, he simply went full retard. That just gifted the Pattycakes 3 points.

[The Reckoning]

anyone see the tebow micced up on espn? this guy could be a comedian...doesnt give a damn and just sings "our God is an awesome god.." over and over :lol

[Nathan89]

anyone see the tebow micced up on espn? this guy could be a comedian...doesnt give a damn and just sings "our God is an awesome god.." over and over :lol

Maybe they showed more on espn but he doesn't sing that "over and over".

It was an interesting video. The situation seemed to never impact him and the always believing I keep hearing really was evident. Motivating his teammates. His teammates giving him props. Great video.

06hPC8-rs5k

[Blake]

I feel like a better person for having watched that

[LnGrrrR]

I'd be happy if all Christians were like Tebow. Then they'd at least live up to what they believe. :lol

[manufan10]

Whatdya call Tim Tebow deep in thought?

A Christian ponderer.

[DeadlyDynasty]

We all should be Bills fans this week, tbh. Who wouldn't wanna see Tebow vs. Orton (in Denver) in Week 17 with a playoff spot on the line?

[Nathan89]

special teams:bang

play calling:bang

[Nathan89]

Let him throw and they score.

[DAF86]

lol Broncos defense

[Nathan89]

lol Broncos defense

Oh it's so good.:lmao

[Bill_Brasky]

:lmao


Tebow magic over.

[Nathan89]

Tebow:bang
Defense:bang
Broncos:bang

Playoffs:depressed

[DAF86]

Denver loses to the Chiefs but still make the playoffs and then beat the Steelers 10 - 9 with a last second TD from Tebow.

[Pelicans78]

Let him throw and he gets picked off and now fumbles.

[Nathan89]

:depressed

[Nathan89]

TBH, I think he's losing faith in his defense and is trying to force the issue. Because the defense is now allergic to three-and-outs.

Still terrible though. Also the receivers suck. And the defense isn't that good.

[Pelicans78]

Too bad Orton is playing like crap today. Chiefs have one last drive left.

[Pelicans78]

TBH, I think he's losing faith in his defense and is trying to force the issue. Because the defense is now allergic to three-and-outs.

Still terrible though. Also the receivers suck. And the defense isn't that good.

He had to start throwing downfield eventually anyway. Down by two TDs in the 4th.

[Nathan89]

Well I guess we just have to win next week. It would be unlike Tebow to finish off this season in any other way. It just has to come down to the wire...

[Pelicans78]

Crap, Raiders block a FG, then make a FG in OT to win.

[Nathan89]

Crap, Raiders block a FG, then make a FG in OT to win.

If Broncos win next week they're in, right? If so it's good that chiefs lost. All they have to play for is being the spoiler.

[DAF86]

Broncos can lose and still get in, and you just know that is what is going to happen.

[Pelicans78]

If Broncos win next week they're in, right? If so it's good that chiefs lost. All they have to play for is being the spoiler.

I'm not sure because they're tied with the Raiders now and the Chargers could tie them as well if they win.

[DAF86]

Yes, if the Broncos win they're in.

[Nathan89]

Broncos can lose and still get in, and you just know that is what is going to happen.

If SD loses today
SD beats raiders next week
Broncos lose next week

Broncos make the playoffs? Did you hear this from someone on TV?

If so the chiefs losing was greater than I thought.

[Nathan89]

Three or More Clubs

(Note: If two clubs remain tied after third or other clubs are eliminated during any step, tie breaker reverts to step 1 of the two-club format).

Head-to-head (best won-lost-tied percentage in games among the clubs).
Best won-lost-tied percentage in games played within the division.
Best won-lost-tied percentage in common games.
Best won-lost-tied percentage in games played within the conference.
Strength of victory.
Strength of schedule.
Best combined ranking among conference teams in points scored and points allowed.
Best combined ranking among all teams in points scored and points allowed.
Best net points in common games.
Best net points in all games.
Best net touchdowns in all games.
Coin toss

Head-to-head-same
division-same
common games might be the difference?

[DMC]

Tebow is a shitty quarterback. Some of you need to get that kool aid out of your system. Sure they won some games they probably shouldn't have, but credit their defense and their kicker, not their shitty qb/running back.

[Nathan89]

Tebow is a shitty quarterback. Some of you need to get that kool aid out of your system. Sure they won some games they probably shouldn't have, but credit their defense and their kicker, not their shitty qb/running back.

Tebow won a lot of game with no talent on the offense to help him out. It would be fair to judge his work if he doesn't have the tools to the job, IMHO. What I do know is he did the job better than the previous QB did with less tools. That's really all that matters.

[DAF86]

If SD loses today
SD beats raiders next week
Broncos lose next week

Broncos make the playoffs? Did you hear this from someone on TV?

If so the chiefs losing was greater than I thought.

I got it from ESPN's playoff machine.

[4>0rings]

Gods only begotten son :lmao

[Bill_Brasky]

Smdh. They do NOT deserve a playoff spot.

McGahee is the man though.

[Nathan89]

Go Chargers Go

[midnightpulp]

I guess the bright side to this shitty NFL Sunday is that the Tebow circus is likely to fold up its tent.

[jeebus]

T. Tebow 6/22 for 60 yards with a gorgeous QB rating of 20.6.

TEBOW TIME!

[Nathan89]

Smdh. They do NOT deserve a playoff spot.

McGahee is the man though.

Perhaps, but if they win a game in the playoffs how they got in will not matter.

[DJ Mbenga]

who do they play? Might be another Seahawks-

[DMC]

Has there ever been a worse starting QB than Tebow?

It's the 11th hour, time for Football Jesus to rise from the grave.

[Spurtacus]

Tebow 0-3 since SNL skit

Jesus be hatin'

[Pelicans78]

Tebow won a lot of game with no talent on the offense to help him out. It would be fair to judge his work if he doesn't have the tools to the job, IMHO. What I do know is he did the job better than the previous QB did with less tools. That's really all that matters.

I don't buy the fact that Tebow had no help. Eddie Royal caught 90 passes his rookie season with Cutler.

Demaryius Thomas was a high 1st round pick in the same draft as Tebow.

Let's not forget about Willis Mcgahee.

The fact is Tebow can't throw the ball into tight windows with his slow release and poor accuracy. He also doesn't read the coverage fast enough to find the open man. The Chiefs played tight coverage all game and exposed Tebow's weaknesses as a passer. Basically he needs alot of time in the pocket and someone really wide open to be a consistent passer. He may make some tough throws occasionally, but it doesn't mean he can be a good passer consistently. He has a long way to go to be just a solid passer. His performance yesterday was embarassing.

[Blake]

lol Tebow shitting on all of the nut huggers

[johnsmith]

Tebow blows, but I appreciate him being a part of getting my team to the playoffs again, finally.


and Blake, who is your team? who do you root for in the NFL?

[Bill_Brasky]

CIA Tebow!!

[DAF86]

Broncos are so beating the Steelers, I don't have any real reason to think this but I just know it will happen.

[Blake]

Tebow blows, but I appreciate him being a part of getting my team to the playoffs again, finally.

Tebow finally brought you guys Luck!


and Blake, who is your team? who do you root for in the NFL?

My fantasy teams

[PublicOption]

pittsburgh is gonna eat him alive.

[4>0rings]

pittsburgh is gonna eat him alive.

and this is why you can't start threads

[LakerHater]

http://assets.sbnation.com/assets/855338/tebow3_medium.gif

[Blake]

one of the better threads there has ever been in this forum, tbh

[DAF86]

Denver loses to the Chiefs but still make the playoffs and then beat the Steelers 10 - 9 with a last second TD from Tebow.

Too bad I had to get greedy and predict the exact score also.

P/S: Bwahahahahahahahahaha

[DJ Mbenga]

http://l.yimg.com/a/p/sp/editorial_image/70/703ab69ae21bd20ee9f0ead307681865/stephen_tulloch_sacks_tim_tebow_then_tebows_all_ov er_him.jpg

lol guess who is still playing and who is at home???

[DMC]

one of the better threads there has ever been in this forum, tbh
Of course, you expected less?

Shitty defense, shitty QB = failure

Good defense, shitty QB = probably failure

Shitty defense, good QB = probably failure

Good defense, great QB = probably success

Tebow as a person = probably great

Tebow as a QB = mostly shitty

Them's the facts

[Nathan89]

Tebow as a QB = mostly shitty*



*besides in the 4th quarters and in the playoffs.

[DMC]

*besides in the 4th quarters and in the playoffs.

God doesn't borrow money.

[Mel_13]

NHB0o9lCizQ

[lefty]

We wont hear about Tebow and tebowing and shit for a long time















Fuck yeah

[DisgruntledLionFan#54,927]

Broncos are in a tough spot. If they fully commit, then they should trade for Joe Webb. Can't throw or read defenses, either, but would be a perfect backup in that offense. Tebow is going to miss a few games toting the rock as much as he does.

Stock up on the defensive side of the ball because the only way this works long term is if the defense keeps the games close.

I do not envy BroncosFan right now.

[Pelicans78]

Broncos should do what is smart. Draft a QB and establish whatever offense they want to establish. If they don't believe in running whatever offense Tebow is comfortable, then they need to dump him and start over. Tebow will never be the kind of guy who will sit back and read defenses or make accurate throws. He limits what kind of offense a team can run.

[DMC]

Jesus just left Denver, and he's bound for New Orleans.

[DAF86]

Awesome first season as a starter for Tebow.

[DMC]

Awesome first season as a starter for Tebow.
Good results, but it's going to be damn near impossible for him for here on out. He's going to be expected to improve, but he's not going to.

[LakerHater]

No Kardashian connection for Tebow




In a development lending sudden credence to theories that our world will end in 2012, Tim Tebow is being hunted by a Kardashian sister.
"Kim (Kardashian) has a big crush on Tim," a friend told The National Enquirer, via celebitchy.com. "She says he's not only very handsome but seems like a guy with really strong values."

http://static.nfl.com/static/content/public/image/getty/headshot/T/E/B/TEB603856.jpg



This "friend" sounds an awful lot like a publicist running out of moves on behalf of the reality star, but we digress.
It's been a busy period for Tebow on the female-stalker front. Earlier this month he was pursued by singer Katy Perry's parents, who believed the Broncos quarterback would be a good match for their recently divorced daughter. Now it's Kardashian -- fresh off her 51-second marriage to the NBA's Kris Humphries -- who's looking to date a nice boy.
One problem for the practiced man-eater: Tebow, more than paper thin, isn't interested in becoming the next pro athlete reduced to trailing Kardashian around some Orange County Nordstrom, carrying her purse and wondering who shipped his spine to an unlisted P.O. Box in Minsk.

"Tim's been made aware of Kim's crush, and although flattered, he's not interested," a source told The Enquirer. "He's an avowed virgin who's saving himself for marriage and is looking for a woman with similar values, not someone with two failed marriages and a sex tape in her past."

So, with one swift hammer drop, the TimKim era is in the books.

[baseline bum]

He's probably gay.

[DeadlyDynasty]

He's probably gay.

I'm starting to think so, but not b/c he turned down some Kardashian jizzrag. I've partied in Gainesville many a time and there's no shortage of dimepieces at UF. Throw in parties at Ybor City too, coupled with him being King Dick on Campus after 2 NCs, and no straight man would turn down the pussy thrown his way--I don't care how much you love the bible.

His voice inflection is pretty suspect as well.

[baseline bum]

He's Ted Haggard part 2, tbh.

[FkLA]

Theres no way hes gay imo. He just doesnt know what hes missing out on, I doubt hes even masturbated.

[baseline bum]

Nah, he's surely stuck a couple fingers up the ass before.

[DMC]

LOL... Tebow