Baron Davis Will Request To Play With Kobe

[Koolaid_Man]

:lol more players in the pipeline...


Where is the ST poster Baron Davis at..He's been talking shit to me for awhile now...and now it's time for me to pull his pink panties down and expose his V Jay Jay...:lol coinciding with this good news is more good news that Puke Walton is thinking of retirement...:lol



Luke's Retirement Announcement:

http://lakersblog.latimes.com/lakersblog/2011/10/luke-walton-reportedly-contemplating-retirement.html

Baron Would Prefer Lakers, Knicks, Not Heat

Nov 01, 2011 6:45 PM EDT

http://basketball.realgm.com/images/nba/4.2/wiretap/photos/2006/Davis_Baron_cle_110725a.jpg
If the Cavaliers decide to shed the contract of Baron Davis using the proposed amnesty clause of the new CBA, his preference is to play for the Lakers or Knicks.


Another option for Davis would be the Bobcats.
Sources say the Heat would not be near the top of the list for Davis.



Read more: http://basketball.realgm.com/wiretap/216269/Baron_Would_Prefer_Lakers_Knicks_Not_Heat#ixzz1cV0 eHO4D

[DMC]

Bonobos are perceived to be matriarchal (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Matriarchal): females tend to collectively dominate males by forming alliances; females use their sexuality to control males; a male's rank in the social hierarchy is determined by his mother's rank.[15] (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bonobo#cite_note-ny2007-07-14)[16] (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bonobo#cite_note-was-ardi-a-liberal-15) However, there are also claims of a special role for the alpha male in group movement.[citation needed (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Citation_needed)] The limited research on Bonobos in the wild was also taken to indicate that these matriarchal behaviors may be exaggerated by captivity, as well as by food provisioning by researchers in the field.[15] (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bonobo#cite_note-ny2007-07-14) This view has recently been challenged, however, by Duke University's Vanessa Woods;[17] (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bonobo#cite_note-16) Woods noted in a radio interview[18] (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bonobo#cite_note-17) that she had observed bonobos in a spacious forested sanctuary in the DRC exhibiting the same sort of hypersexuality under these more naturalistic conditions; and, while she acknowledges a hierarchy among males, including an "alpha male", these males are less dominant than the dominant female.



Sexual intercourse (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sexual_intercourse) plays a major role in bonobo society observed in captivity, being used as what some scientists perceive as a greeting (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Greeting), a means of forming social bonds, a means of conflict resolution (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Conflict_resolution), and post-conflict reconciliation (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Reconciliation_%28democratic_process%29#In_animals ). Bonobos are the only non-human animal to have been observed engaging in all of the following sexual activities: face-to-face genital sex (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Genital_sex) (although a pair of Western Gorillas has been photographed performing face-to-face genital sex[40] (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bonobo#cite_note-39)), tongue kissing (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tongue_kiss), and oral sex (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oral_sex).[41] (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bonobo#cite_note-Manson1997-40) In scientific literature, the female-female behavior of touching genitals together is often referred to as GG rubbing or genital-genital rubbing, or, as referred to commonly by British (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_Kingdom) primate researchers, "scissoring (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scissoring)."

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bonobo

[Koolaid_Man]

tell Baron to bring his ass...I want to undress him now

[Leetonidas]

Baron Davis :lmao :lmao

[LkrFan]

B Diddy respects Kobe. If he came to LA, he would be the best PG we've had since Magic easily. Kobe has shown the ability to rang without a quality PG (and run through the likes of TP, Nash, Billups, AI, etc). with D Fish. B Diddy would be a major upgrade at the position.

My guess is that if Kobe gives the FO the OK to pursue B Diddy, it will be worst than the Pau deal (for the rest of the league, that is). Say what you want, B Diddy is a very talented player. He just needs the motivation. Any team lead by Kobe will scrap. He does not tolerate lazy players (just ask jettisonned Shaq).

It could happen too. Kyrie Irving went #1 overall. He starting and I could see B Diddy getting amnestied. Sign with LA for the minimum (or slightly higher) - which will allow LA to fit under the salary cap. Stay on for about 2 years, then turn the reigns over to Morris - a 6'5" true PG we drafted out of Michigan - who would have gone lottery if he stayed another year in school.

Come on down B Diddy. Live your childhood dream of donning the P&G.

B Diddy
Kobe
MWP
Pau
Bynum

Let's do this. :toast

[LkrFan]

The amnesty is going to be our best friend. Players will be sandbagging just to come to LA.:lol

These maggots don't know, but soon, they will. :lol

[TDMVPDPOY]

if theres a hard cap

how the fck is he going to fit in those teams plans, unless he plays for peanuts

[Dunc n Dave]

Don't get your panties all wet, welsher. BDiddy just wants to be in LA or NY so he can keep making movies. It has nothing to do with Kobe. That's why he signed with the Clips a few years ago. Can't produce movies in Cleveland...

[ElNono]

Isn't BDiddy older than Fish at this point?

[HarlemHeat37]

Baron is still a great passer, but he's absolutely terrible at everything else on a basketball court, tbh..

Lakers should pass, Knicks should take him..

[Leetonidas]

:lmao @ these fucking retards thinking this fat old injured washed up piece of shit is going to make them relevant again

[skut_farkus]

desperate times call for desperate measures

[Koolaid_Man]

Baron is still a great passer, but he's absolutely terrible at everything else on a basketball court, tbh..

Lakers should pass, Knicks should take him..


where is the poster that calls himself Baron Davis...where is that cocksucker...I need him to take off his clothes..He will have to change his name and pick a new team...or become a Lakers fan :lmao

[Koolaid_Man]

This shit is pure comedy. Luke is taking one for the team. Most likely he will be groomed for front office. Blake is catching an amnesty case that he deserves. Basically, we can sit back and watch teams help us continue our winning traditions.

:lmao you rubbing that shit in like special bbq baster on a slab of brisket..

my noogah

[Koolaid_Man]

slow cooking on the grill....tenda and juicy as fuck...we gonna eat and get full...lol

[LkrFan]

:lmao @ these fucking retards thinking this fat old injured washed up piece of shit is going to make them relevant again

Fish: 5
TP: 2

B Diddy >>>> Fish. You were saying? :downspin:

[LkrFan]

This shit is pure comedy. Luke is taking one for the team. Most likely he will be groomed for front office. Blake is catching an amnesty case that he deserves. Basically, we can sit back and watch teams help us continue our winning traditions.

:lmao

[Koolaid_Man]

and all the Ho's coming to our party...while those fucking River rats watch in disgust

[Koolaid_Man]

get that bitch Baron Davis in here so I can play with his pussy...

[Nathan89]

I can see this happening. TBH, BD is one of the players that might comeback after the lockout over 300 pounds. At very least I can see him trying to work himself into shape after the season starts and that can be troublesome on a short schedule. It might take a good portion of the entire season and the team may not ever get into a rhythm/gain chemistry that will win in the playoffs. Not to mention he average 32% 3pt for his during his career. That may change however if he shooting open shots for the Lakers. If not the defense will collapse in the paint leaving both World Peace(:lmao) and BD.

[LkrFan]

Baron is still a great passer, but he's absolutely terrible at everything else on a basketball court, tbh..

We need someone that can feed the bigs - who both are capable of shooting at least 55%. B Diddy fits that bill. :toast

Oh and his defense is being anchored by two 7 footers with 7'6" wingspans. We will be fine with his "lockdown" defense. :lol



Lakers should pass, Knicks should take him..

The Lakers should pass on cheap talent? :lmao

[Koolaid_Man]

These small market jackasses are in a no win situation. Imagine this... they all sitting back right now just wondering how hard they'll agree to let us fuck. This shit is golden, homie. And we can still force a deal for Howard for Bynum and scraps.:lol

Baron wants to come home...he's close to Denzel and he knows Kobe will make him a mega-star...A motivated Baron cannot be stopped. He's a hybrid I played against guys like him... his power in the post is underrated and his speed on the perimeter is deceptive...Dallas is fucked if we get him. He's gonna make Terry grab his ankles...:lol

[Koolaid_Man]

and I will say this Wade dont wanna see BD...he will wear Tony Parker like a thong...No point / hybrid will want to fuck with him...he's a Willis Reed throwback...and can squabble too...

[Nathan89]

Hatin Nathan. Come lil twat... Come. Baron is a Laker fan from birth, and admires the shit out of Kobe. We'll have him ready, with or without Bynum. Imagine this...

Baron
Kobe
Barnes
Pau
Howard

How you gonna deny Kobe 8 rings running with that.

I wasn't Hatin I was just mentioning some problems that BD my bring. TBH, I would probably be happy with the move if I were a Lakerfan. I mean it will probably make the Lakers better. They might even get 1 win in the second round.

[Koolaid_Man]

Dallas is fucked regardless, homie. The interim champs know they are one and done.

yep..can't repeat when you're a jump shooting team...they know that shit...:lol we gonna put BD on Jason Kidd...man he causes matchup problems all over..Kobe will be in hog heaven...imagine Westbrook trying to defend Baron...we get that noogah and Kobe walking to 8 :lol

[MR.SILVER&BLack]

yes its exatly what the lakers need. another big ego to clash with kobes. guess its a good move. would take him over Steve blake any day of the week.

[LkrFan]

Baron wants to come home...he's close to Denzel and he knows Kobe will make him a mega-star...A motivated Baron cannot be stopped. He's a hybrid I played against guys like him... his power in the post is underrated and his speed on the perimeter is deceptive...Dallas is fucked if we get him. He's gonna make Terry grab his ankles...:lol

:lol

[LkrFan]

yes its exatly what the lakers need. another big ego to clash with kobes. guess its a good move. would take him over Steve blake any day of the week.

Kobe and Shaq rang 3 times. No bigger ego clash than that. :downspin:

[Spur_Fanatic]

So... Lakers will spend the LLE on Baron Davis?
Good luck then. Half the Lakers squad could die in a airplane crash, and even then they'd still be over the cap.

[Spur_Fanatic]

That aside...

Baron Davis would totally rock in the Lakers.
But anything is an upgrade over Fisher.

Hope it doesn't happen.

[Giuseppe]

Fanatic still holdin' out for the plane crash.

tee, hee.

[pass1st]

We don't need somebody entering the twilight of his career.

[Stalin]

mike brown, ham, now washed up b diddy, this should be a fun season to watch the lakers implode, tbh

[Giuseppe]

Team: Miami Heat

:lmao:lmao:lmao

[Stalin]

"I can tell you first hand that I am well below the normal size for either Americans or Japanese. It's never bothered me though. I don't focus on it, because I have Naruto and other things to keep me occupied like Kobe Bryant and the Lakers who are going for the hattrick and will get it."

[ElNono]

:lol Barea running circles around Fish
:lol Barea running circles around BDiddy

Lakers need fresh, young blood at the PG spot... preferably not named Steve Blake

[MR.SILVER&BLack]

Kobe and Shaq rang 3 times. No bigger ego clash than that. :downspin:
that was before the diva came out of kobe.

[Giuseppe]

...who then proceeded to ring twice, putting Daddy into retirement at 5-4 & setting the shit bag on a 5-4 banana peel in his own right.

[LakasRool4eva]

would be sooooooo sick if we got b-daddy....................guess tha season gotta start 1st...................

[skut_farkus]

I heard stevie franchise wants to run backup to Baron on the lakers. solid.

[Jelloisjigglin]

:lol Barea running circles around Fish
:lol Barea running circles around BDiddy

Lakers need fresh, young blood at the PG spot... preferably not named Steve Blake

Maybe we can trade Fisher, Blake for this guy http://sportige.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/Greivis-Vasquez.jpg

[Red Hawk #21]

lol thinking an old washed up, out of shape, always injured, bad shot taking PG can save your team.

[MR.SILVER&BLack]

lol thinking an old washed up, out of shape, always injured, bad shot taking PG can save your team. Just makes you wonder why buss has to spend over a 100 mil just to be considered a contender.

[ElNono]

Maybe we can trade Fisher, Blake for this guy http://sportige.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/Greivis-Vasquez.jpg

:lol thinking you need to trade anybody to call up guys from the farm team

tbh, Lakers should stop with the BDiddy nonsense and call up Conley

[Jodelo]

Getting excited about Baron fucking Davis. :lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao

[Stalin]

Getting excited about Baron fucking Davis. :lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao

Co sign

[Daddy_Of_All_Trolls]

Davis won't go to New York, they want Chris Paul, and will probably get him. For him to fit in LA, Lakers have to dump either Fisher or Blake. Charlotte? Why would he want to play there? Maybe he really wants to go there and is trying to up his asking price, Michael Jordan isn't too sharp as the owner.....

[LkrFan]

B Diddy can still bring it. All he need is motivation. Cav footage:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1T0KwsgaxwQ&feature=youtube_gdata_player

Nice shots & dishes from washed up B Diddy. Before anyone talk shit, ^ vid has some highlights of him shitting on the Hype - a really good defensive team.

:downspin:

[Giuseppe]

B Diddy can still bring it. All he need is motivation.

:toast

It's arguable.

[Nathan89]

Definitely an improvement. With the motivation of playing on a contender he may be able to get his shit together.

[MR.SILVER&BLack]

B Diddy can still bring it. All he need is motivation. Cav footage:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1T0KwsgaxwQ&feature=youtube_gdata_player

Nice shots & dishes from washed up B Diddy. Before anyone talk shit, ^ vid has some highlights of him shitting on the Hype - a really good defensive team.

:downspin:
:lol so you expect BD to save the Lakers because of what he did with the cavs where he was clearly the best player on the team.

yea he would only have to share touches with Gasol, Bynum, Odom, & of course Kobe who alone takes half the teams shot attempts.

you can try and twist it all you want but only thing BD would bring is a small upgrade on defence at point guard.

[LkrFan]

:toast

It's arguable.

Indeed. I'm down with him signing in LA :toast

[Giuseppe]

so you expect BD to save the Lakers because of what he did with the cavs where he was clearly the best player on the team.

yea he would only have to share touches with Gasol, Bynum, Odom, & of course Kobe who alone takes half the teams shot attempts.

you can try and twist it all you want but only thing BD would bring is a small upgrade on defence at point guard.

Relax, Silv.

Jesus Christ.:rolleyes

[Bill_Brasky]

Dont the lakers already have 2 tired old shitbags? 3 if you count metta?

[Giuseppe]

Dont the lakers already have 2 tired old shitbags? 3 if you count metta?

Kobe: 5

the shit bag: 4

[Bill_Brasky]

Kobe: 5

the shit bag: 4

What? When did that happen??

[Giuseppe]

What?

Kobe: 5

the shit bag: 4

[Nathan89]

Kobe: 5

the shit bag: 4

Only a true great can win 4 rings on a small market team. Kobe would have never won one.

100million dollar skunk:lmao

[Giuseppe]

Only a true great can win 4 rings on a small market team.

I don't deny it. Duncan is great. But, he is on the light side of:::

Kobe: 5

the shit bag: 4

[Nathan89]

I don't deny it. Duncan is great. But, he is on the light side of:::

Kobe: 5

the shit bag: 4

4 quarters is worth more than 5 dimes.

[Giuseppe]

4 quarters is worth more than 5 dimes.

Perhaps, but, on this Forum, uh, uh.

[Koolaid_Man]

Only a true great can win 4 rings on a small market team. Kobe would have never won one.

100million dollar skunk:lmao


One can only find skunk if we hike the shitbag trails in San Antonio..we have to hike the shitbag trails at least once...

[pass1st]

Only a true great can win 4 rings on a small market team. Kobe would have never won one.

100million dollar skunk:lmao

I think that has more to do with Spurs' FO making the right draft decisions than TD being good.

[Giuseppe]

I think that has more to do with Spurs' FO making the right draft decisions than TD being good.

I'm more used to him being a shit bag than good. It's been quite a spell twixt.

[pass1st]

I'm more used to him being a shit bag than good. It's been quite a spell twixt.

Welp, he isn't good now so it's an idea you can get comfortable with.

[Giuseppe]

Bend over. I'll get fuckin' comfortable.

[pass1st]

Are you propositioning me?

[Giuseppe]

Are you propositioning me?

Does Magic have HIV?

[pass1st]

Does Magic have HIV?

I'm not sure he does anymore....that's actually a pretty good question

[Giuseppe]

:rolleyes

[MR.SILVER&BLack]

Relax, Silv.

Jesus Christ.:rolleyes
:lol mad that no ones scared that the great Baron Davis wants to go the Fakers excuse me Lakers?

[Giuseppe]

:lol mad that no ones scared that the great Baron Davis wants to go the Fakers excuse me Lakers?

& yet you're in here on your Saturday stewin' about it.:rolleyes

[Leetonidas]

:lmao so where's Baron now that he's been waived? Haven't heard him sucking off the Lakers in the media yet

[Leetonidas]

http://espn.go.com/new-york/nba/story/_/id/7365817/baron-davis-new-york-knicks-agree-deal-sources-say

From Paul/Howard/Davis to Murphy/McRoberts/Kapono :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao

[DPG21920]

So Baron had his choice of where to play and chose NY.

[Spur_Fanatic]

LOL, Laker fans salivating over Baron Davis.
Same fuckers were all "CP3/Howard will come to the Lakers, everyone will whine" noobs.

Now they celebrating the possibility of Baron fricking Davis, Troy "No D" Murphy and Josh "Bynum Experiement #2" McRoberts.

[rayjayjohnson]

Good call Kool, right on the money, as always

[Spur_Fanatic]

HAHAHA, he joined the Knicks.

[Banzai]

So how is the Knicks bench???

[Spur_Fanatic]

You know, this can actually help the Lakers.
Howard is a bit of a coward, and may not like the East getting harder.

[Leetonidas]

The amnesty is going to be our best friend. Players will be sandbagging just to come to LA.:lol

:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao

[endrity]

Man, he's just on a roll lately.... not!