The Story Of The True Goat (Redacted)

[Koolaid_Man]

I do it for the youngsta's...it's a re-run of Kool's Classic

It all started with a Lucky ass shot:

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a68/Koolbreezey/ball/Collegeshot.jpg

He dominated a watered down league while gloating like a pig:

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a68/Koolbreezey/ball/michael_jordan_00.jpg

He got 6 rings in an era where he didn't have to face ( prime Shaq's, Lebron's, Wade's, Dirk's T-MAC's, or Timmy's) ;-)
http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a68/Koolbreezey/ball/michael_jordan_trophy_rings.jpg

Then out of nowhere A savior was born:

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a68/Koolbreezey/ball/imgad.jpg

He grew up and played with reckless abandon.He was the true "his Airness" the pied pipper of the 21st century:

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a68/Koolbreezey/ball/images.jpg

He Took The League By Storm and left "The Champ" in his shadows:

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a68/Koolbreezey/ball/kobejordan.jpg

He knocked "the Champ" on his ass time and time again, mean mugged and forced "the Champ" to bow:

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a68/Koolbreezey/ball/1911291.jpg

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a68/Koolbreezey/ball/kobepissed1.jpg

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a68/Koolbreezey/ball/kobemj.jpg

Next came the endless comparisons. The savior was forced to play with a giant Burger King and Candy Bar eater so his stats looked inferior on the surface.

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a68/Koolbreezey/ball/mj23kb24.jpg

But the savior was on MJ's ass, like Koolaid on Nipples

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a68/Koolbreezey/ball/09kobe_michael_jordan.jpg

MJ pretended to befriend Kobe:

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a68/Koolbreezey/ball/kobe-mj.jpg

But Kobe saw through all that bullshit:

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a68/Koolbreezey/ball/7jordan_kobe.jpg

He had a vision that MJ was a fake friend:

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a68/Koolbreezey/ball/3926474790_93cdc5d309.jpg

It turns out they both had a love for white women but Kobe had more Ho’s:

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a68/Koolbreezey/ball/470852185_b9c5a035fa_o.jpg

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a68/Koolbreezey/ball/KobeHos.jpg


MJ got depressed at Kobe's success and inevitable run down of his titles and started smoking and dranking Just look at his eyes:

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a68/Koolbreezey/ball/michael_jordan2-306x400.jpg

When vices didn't seem to help he finally broke down and started crying:

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a68/Koolbreezey/ball/mjcry.jpg

Now after all these years we're finally close the moment of truth:

MJ 6> Kobe 5 ( as of today)

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a68/Koolbreezey/ball/Copyofmomentoftruth.jpg

[TheMACHINE]

great story..i shall read it to my kids for bed time.

[ChumpDumper]

Jordan > Kobe

[djohn2oo8]

Jordan > Kobe

That's it, and that's all

[Nathan89]

http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS9DUIWCDc9hNTkGsqCL5dzgQMC-vBjDsVv1YQ0QpKGXNzt-KyS

[djohn2oo8]

Kobe wearing some J's

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-PoIi4JcQg5Q/Ti2gqUOkfiI/AAAAAAAAAps/8_I2yBs_8Hk/s1600/Kobe+Wearing+Jordans.jpg

[Nathan89]

Kobe's dream
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[Giuseppe]

^Bend over. I'll give ya a fuckin' dream.

[ChumpDumper]

That's pretty much done.

[Koolaid_Man]

Kobe's dream
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Kobe's on his mind and in his dreams..Mike has a tingling sensation in his nether region...

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[ChumpDumper]

lol beating a 50 year old Jordan

[Giuseppe]

By then everyone was taking a piece of MJ's ass.

[Koolaid_Man]

MJ did play against Kobe and resulted in Kobe dropping 42 on him in one half to send his ass into retirement. That ass whooping was so bad that the Wizards violently kicked MJ out of DC.


yes sir....and where there's smoke there's fire....

Kobe Bryant breaks MJ's record - 11th straight 35pts+/game


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[Koolaid_Man]

sweet music...

Kobe Bryant 50+ Points in 4 straight games

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[DMC]

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Kobe both admits to being #2 during the 3peat and not being comparable to MJ.

"I don't want to be compared to Michael Jordan" -Kobe

So it's:

Duncan 4

Kobe 2


In 20 years, the "best in the league" guard will be compared to Jordan, not Kobe, just as neither Kobe nor Lebron is being compared to Jerry West.

[Koolaid_Man]

this shit right here is one of my favorite all time...

I used to love the pressure of all that shit talking...

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[Koolaid_Man]

This right here is a special just for Cully...it's never been posted here..

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[m>s]

Kobe quits PERIOD

kobe is a goat while MJ is da true G.O.A.T

[djohn2oo8]

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Seems like yesterday

[djohn2oo8]

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[Koolaid_Man]

what's fascinates me is that Spur fan had made Timmy irrelevant by sliding on MJ's dick as if Timmy and Davy didn't exist...and Rocket and Mav fan eat shit...Kobe has dam near double your title output combined...

[Koolaid_Man]

This right here is a special just for Cully...it's never been posted here..

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now let me suck my own dick for a moment...

Nice post Kool...:lol

[djohn2oo8]

what's fascinates me is that Spur fan had made Timmy irrelevant by sliding on MJ's dick as if Timmy and Davy didn't exist...and Rocket and Mav fan eat shit...Kobe has dam near double your title output combined...

And will be forgotten in 20 years, while MJ will still be the GOAT.

[Nathan89]

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kobe both admits to being #2 during the 3peat and not being comparable to mj.

"i don't want to be compared to michael jordan" -kobe

so it's:

Duncan 4

kobe 2


in 20 years, the "best in the league" guard will be compared to jordan, not kobe, just as neither kobe nor lebron is being compared to jerry west.

dmc with the goods

[Giuseppe]

So it's:

Duncan 4

Kobe 2

Uh, uh. None of that crapola:::

Kobe: 5

the shit bag: 4

[LkrFan]

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[LkrFan]

Here is a tale of two Heir apparents in their last meetings ever. One handled his business. The other did too...sorta. You make the call:

MJ v. Dr J - 11/31 :lol for his 34 points :lol - get this: Dr J was a tired old shit bag at age 37 :lol. MJ couldn't even send his old as to AARP without shooting an AI-esque shitty percentage.

Meanwhile, years later when he became the tired old shit bag, there was a new kid on the block (literally), laying in wait to do the seemingly impossible: shit on MJ. This kid could have gone to any basketball power in the NCAA. Verbally he committed to Duke, but his heart was set on kicking NBA ass. There was no stopping him.

MJ came back out retirement, thinking he would rule he NBA, just like he used to against people less athletic than him. In his heyday, the only athletes comparable to him athletically could be counted on one hand: Reggie Lewis, Joe D, Reggie Miller, Nique, and Drexler. That's it. Since had the refs in his back pocket, they never stood a chance more often than not.

MJ came out hitting a few shots in Staples, and begin feeling good about himself. What he didn't realize was this would piss off his heir apparent. There would be no denying this young stud. Not tonight. It was a bloodbath of epic proportions. In the aftermath it went like this:

Kobe: 55 points. MJ: 23 points. Kobe had 42 of that by halftime. :lol. MJ was known for scoring, but Kobe outscored him by 32 points that night. :lmao

Head to head: Kobe 5, MJ 3. :lol

So not only will he end up with more points than MJ, he stands only 1 rang behind him. MJ should be nervous right now hoping, wishing, and begging that this is a lost season. Let's look at the variables that are in Kobe's favor for catching his ass this season:

- they were swept. He'll come back with a vengeance trying to prove himself
- his knee is better. Much better. According to Tim Grover, he is all the way back (yes, MJ's old trainer :lol).
- Gasol. He was punked in 2008 only to come back stronger leading to :lobt::lobt:
- Lakers area veteran team. The longer the lockout, the more rest they get. See first point

And when (not if)Kobe gets number 7, I don't want to hear shit about MJ ever again.

Now :downspin: this shit if you can. :toast

[Giuseppe]

And when (not if)Kobe gets number 7, I don't want to hear shit about MJ ever again.

You won't hear a peep here. This place would never survive Kobe's 6th, must less his 7th.

It is barely surviving his 5th.

[DMC]

I couldnt have said it better.
Of course not, but that's no indication of it's quality.

You could have said it the same, maybe, but with a shit load of misspelled words and grammatical errors.

[DMC]

You won't hear a peep here. This place would never survive Kobe's 6th, must less his 7th.

It is barely surviving his 5th.
Nah.

We would find a way to dismiss it.

He's only got 2 tbh, and even those are questionable. Had Pau been there first, he would have been considered the 1. Notice they didn't get far once Pau went tits up.

[Koolaid_Man]

Nah.

We would find a way to dismiss it.

He's only got 2 tbh, and even those are questionable. Had Pau been there first, he would have been considered the 1. Notice they didn't get far once Pau went tits up.

1 thing fo sure...

Tired ole shitbag trails..one can pick nice raspberries along the shitbag trails

[Giuseppe]

Kool is on tonite.

[Dunc n Dave]

http://www.totalprosports.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/The-Greatest-of-All-Time.jpg

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[pass1st]

http://www.totalprosports.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/The-Greatest-of-All-Time.jpg

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gotta update the allstar mvp

[Stalin]

MJ gotta update his earnings

[LkrFan]

http://www.totalprosports.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/The-Greatest-of-All-Time.jpg

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Not really. Jordan came into the league as the man on his team. Kobe had to work his way up to that status. Jordan would have been a second option to a 7'1" 315lb 24-year old superstar if he played with Shaq as a 17 year old rookie. Oh that's right, he wasn't good enough to come into the league at that age. How could I forget that Kobe was the first guard in NBA history to successfully make the jump to the pros a few months after his HS senior prom? Despite having to sit behind Eddie Jones for a few years. Despite not really getting any playing time (due to Del Harris' dumbassness) and having to "wait his turn" he is right there on the immortal Jordan's fake ass.

Jordan - 32,292 pts
Kobe - 27,868 pts

When it's all said and done, Kobe will have more points and more rangs. Then maybe Kobe will finally get his due. It will be kind of hard though - admittedly. Why?

- Most white people in the media are turning a blind eye to the fact that one of their own was a slut. How slutty you ask? So slutty that she had 3 different strands of DNA in her panties when they investigated Kobe's "rape"

- Shaquille O'neal's jealousy. He never appreciated a player like Kobe. Kobe didn't joke around, make stupid movies, shitty rap albums, nor did he throw wild parties and invite the media (and probably refs). Since the media loved him, anything he says about Kobe had to be the truth. His fatass did more damage to Kobe image through the media than what happened in Colorado - bar none. He's retired, and he still jealous of Kobe writing supposed sacred locker room stuff in his book. Kobe's moved on (and past 5:4) Shaq. How does Kobe's ass taste? :lol

- Jordan's Legend. I swear, that shit grows daily. Fact is, Kobe is doing the same shit Jordan did, but against better competition. Even in his 15th year and more mileage. There is nothing that Jordan did in the '80s/'90s that Kobe could not have done.

Kobe is coming for his ass and he knows it. He's an owner now, so he trying to lock Kobe out. Jordan wants a loss season so that Kobe can't catch him. It won't work though Jordan. It is Kobe's destiny to surpass your ass. :toast

[ChumpDumper]

Nah, Jordan > Kobe. It's not even in question.

[Nathan89]

Jordan came into the league as the man on his team. Kobe had to work his way up to that status.

Jordan came and left as the man on his team.(came back for some pickup games)

You mean he got shaq traded. Then he begged to be traded. Then collusion...

Did you see this video DMC posted.

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Kobe was a second option he know that. He also know he shouldn't be compared to MJ.

[Giuseppe]

Jordan came

Then after 7 years of agony Pippen helped him out.

tee, hee.

[Giuseppe]

You mean he got shaq traded.

Ran him off. Then proceeded to ring twice more, put Daddy down 5-4.

[Nathan89]

Then after 7 years of agony Pippen helped him out.

tee, hee.

Yes, and 2nd option couldn't make it out of the first round till Pau came.

"...I always took my role as being the number 2 man extremely seriously..."-Kobe

[Giuseppe]

Yes, and 2nd option couldn't make it out of the first round till Pau came.

& Pau couldn't win a single playoff game till Kobe took him in.

[Nathan89]

& Pau couldn't win a single playoff game till Kobe took him in.

And Kobe couldn't make it out of the first round.

And Pau should have been the finals mvp.

And kobe couldn't win a game in the second round with a 100 million dollar roster.

[Koolaid_Man]

And Kobe couldn't make it out of the first round.

And Pau should have been the finals mvp.

And kobe couldn't win a game in the second round with a 100 million dollar roster.


I found a refreshing aroma while hiking along the shitbag trails...:lol

[Nathan89]

I found a refreshing aroma while hiking along the shitbag trails...:lol

Did you stay on the J.J. Barea stepping-stones

[Giuseppe]

should have

:lmao:lmao:lmao

[Koolaid_Man]

Did you stay on the J.J. Barea stepping-stones

in fact I did...whipped it out and pissed all over the stones on occasion...it was my way of throwing a jab at those fuckers being so slippery...but man the shit on those trails is awesome

[Nathan89]

in fact I did...whipped it out and pissed all over the stones on occasion...it was my way of throwing a jab at those fuckers being so slippery...but man the shit on those trails is awesome

:lmao

[Dunc n Dave]

gotta update the allstar mvp

lol All Star MVPs? Is that all you got from the comparison chart. Take off the purple and gold glasses and you'll see the light.

[Dunc n Dave]

There is nothing that Jordan did in the '80s/'90s that Kobe could not have done.

:lmao

So Kobe could have won 10 scoring titles? Or won Defensive Player of the Year?

Puff*puff*pass, buddy.

[pass1st]

lol All Star MVPs? Is that all you got from the comparison chart. Take off the purple and gold glasses and you'll see the light.

I just said it has to be updated, didn't say it put Kobe over MJ or anything. Settle down, take a sip of water and breath deep.

[Leetonidas]

http://www.totalprosports.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/The-Greatest-of-All-Time.jpg

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[pass1st]

Lol. They know how to keep you in your place. Fucking monkey.

Kid, you're just licking my boots at this point. Just settle down, drink your Mountain Dew and muddle your way through chapter 134 of whatever the fuck that cartoon is called.

[DMC]

Lol. They know how to keep you in your place. Fucking monkey.
Now you're stealing your boy's moniker.

[lefty]

Lol insecure Lakers fans