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Bobby Boucher
11-08-2011, 12:19 AM
As some of you know and most of you probably do not since the majority of us live in America, circumcision has become a hotly debated topic as they are starting to uncover some of the lifelong sexual, and psychological effects of this barbaric practice. I'm not going to go into great detail here, but circumcision removes over half of the erotic nerve endings in the penis and alters the male sexual response. The foreskin serves many sexual purposes and over 20,000 specialized nerve endings are lost, different from the other nerve endings in the shaft skin of the penis. It has been shown that when an infant is circumcised at birth, it causes permanent changes to his brain development and has been linked to many psychological effects. Today with stem cell research, we now have the technology to regrow organs and tissues, but this technology has yet to be put towards the issue of circumcision, a taboo subject here in America. Join the thousands of other men who want to become whole again, and undo the genital mutilation that was done to them against their will. Even if you're a female, you can still help put a stop to this barbaric practice and don't allow your sons to be put through this. Everyone IMO should support stem cell research in general, the results can really change lives. There are many petitions around the web you can sign to hopefully get this movement kickstarted.

http://www.petitionbuzz.com/petitions/foreskin

The author of the petition has a facebook page with over 6,500 members

http://www.facebook.com/intactamerica

CubanSucks
11-08-2011, 12:35 AM
I'm not reading that shit. Give me the 10 peso version

Bobby Boucher
11-08-2011, 12:46 AM
Basically, if you're an american male and have been circumcised, it's robbed you of a lot more than you ever realized and you should really do the research (at your own risk)

I'll warn you, I was pretty upset when I found out. But with regenerative medicine, we can be restored. It's just a matter of getting around the politics and showing the medical community that men will desperately pay to have this done.

CubanSucks
11-08-2011, 01:11 AM
you go ahead and get your pointless flap back, I like my mushroom head

redzero
11-08-2011, 01:20 AM
I feel bad for all the mutilated guys out there.

Bobby Boucher
11-08-2011, 01:21 AM
see that's the problem, this is how everyone in america thinks because they don't want to accept the reality that they were mutilated. many men tell themselves that it's "better. but it's not a pointless flap at all, circumcision causes you to lose 2/3 of your penile sensitivity and totally amputates the 5 most sensitive parts of the male anatomy. and what's worse, the part that's left of the inner foreskin and glans toughens up and keratinizes, further diminishing what's left over time. The glans is supposed to be an internal organ, and stay moist like the female clitoris. It is the equivalent of removing the "hood" from a woman's clit! Circumcision is the reason for so much erectile dysfunction in the United States and why we sell more viagra than any other country. It totally changes the sexual response, causing men to thrust harder and faster rather than "savoring" the moment in order to climax. this causes sex to be more of a "race to the finish" than enjoying the ride. circumcision has also been linked to premature ejaculation, because of this hard thrusting and not being aware of how close we are to ejaculating. it has been proven that amongst women who have experienced both, they overwhelmingly prefer to be with an uncircumcised man. the sexual effects of circumcision are horrifying and out there for anyone who isn't scared or insecure to look.


I feel bad for all the mutilated guys out there.

yup, it's not as common in the black community as it is amongst whites, but you're still relatively lucky. For many years the circ rate was around 80 or 90% for whites and about 60-70% for blacks. i was amazed to learn that men are supposed to have full body orgasms like a female, where the sensation shoots all over your body. i guess i've never experienced such a thing.

JayTheClown
11-08-2011, 02:23 AM
As some of you know and most of you probably do not since the majority of us live in America, circumcision has become a hotly debated topic as they are starting to uncover some of the lifelong sexual, and psychological effects of this barbaric practice. I'm not going to go into great detail here, but circumcision removes over half of the erotic nerve endings in the penis and alters the male sexual response. The foreskin serves many sexual purposes and over 20,000 specialized nerve endings are lost, different from the other nerve endings in the shaft skin of the penis. It has been shown that when an infant is circumcised at birth, it causes permanent changes to his brain development and has been linked to many psychological effects. Today with stem cell research, we now have the technology to regrow organs and tissues, but this technology has yet to be put towards the issue of circumcision, a taboo subject here in America. Join the thousands of other men who want to become whole again, and undo the genital mutilation that was done to them against their will. Even if you're a female, you can still help put a stop to this barbaric practice and don't allow your sons to be put through this. Everyone IMO should support stem cell research in general, the results can really change lives. There are many petitions around the web you can sign to hopefully get this movement kickstarted.

http://www.petitionbuzz.com/petitions/foreskin

The author of the petition has a facebook page with over 6,500 members

http://www.facebook.com/intactamerica

So if I wasn't circumcised I wouldn't last as long?
No thanks, I enjoy my 2 minutes

Bobby Boucher
11-08-2011, 03:35 AM
it's quite the opposite actually, some studies have shown that the lack of sensitivity doesn't actually make you last longer at all. some studies show that circumcision is linked to premature ejaculation while other studies show no difference. I think it has to do with the fact that uncircumcised guys don't have to thrust as rapidly, they enjoy every little movement due to their sensitivity so that they don't need to. you or i would never get off with the short, softer strokes that they are more inclined to use. this results in more contact with the clitoris during intercourse and increased satisfaction for the female.

Xevious
11-08-2011, 11:26 AM
Give me the 10 peso version
:lol:lol:lol

No idea what this thread is about... I just like the Three Amigos reference.

Xevious
11-08-2011, 11:52 AM
Okay... now I read the rest of the thread. Cry me a fucking river. Nobody is going to waste time, resources, and money on stem cell research for foreskin regrowth. That's idiotic. There are far more important health issues out there to worry about than whether or not every man is getting maximum penile stimulation. If you're unhappy with the practice, don't circumcise your children. End of story.

A great cause my ass.

cantthinkofanything
11-08-2011, 12:03 PM
Okay... now I read the rest of the thread. Cry me a fucking river. Nobody is going to waste time, resources, and money on stem cell research for foreskin regrowth. That's idiotic. There are far more important health issues out there to worry about than whether or not every man is getting maximum penile stimulation. If you're unhappy with the practice, don't circumcise your children. End of story.

A great cause my ass.

I'm thinking about maybe using stem cell research to grow a second penis that I won't circumcise. Then I can have sex with both penises and see which one is better. Plus, I bet there would be some freaky chicks that would go for a guy with two weiners.

CuckingFunt
11-08-2011, 12:05 PM
Pretty sure we already dedicate enough time and resources to trying to fix men's winkies.

cantthinkofanything
11-08-2011, 12:08 PM
I'm thinking about maybe using stem cell research to grow a second penis that I won't circumcise. Then I can have sex with both penises and see which one is better. Plus, I bet there would be some freaky chicks that would go for a guy with two weiners.

I was thinking more on the dynamics of this and that if I was with a woman, I would proabaly dedicate the uncircumcised penis to vaginal sex and the circumcised penis to the butt sex. It would seem that the foreskin on an uncircumcised penis would be a harbor for fecal material so there's that...

Bobby Boucher
11-08-2011, 12:12 PM
Okay... now I read the rest of the thread. Cry me a fucking river. Nobody is going to waste time, resources, and money on stem cell research for foreskin regrowth. That's idiotic. There are far more important health issues out there to worry about than whether or not every man is getting maximum penile stimulation. If you're unhappy with the practice, don't circumcise your children. End of story.

A great cause my ass.


Pretty sure we already dedicate enough time and resources to trying to fix men's winkies.

pure ignorance. i'm sorry that you were mutilated against your will and now experience only 1/3 of what you were intended to, but this type of "well it happened to me, so who cares if it happens to others! there's nothing wrong with it!" attitude only makes the problem worse. circumcision leads to sexual dysfunction and a foreskin is a birthright.

Bobby Boucher
11-08-2011, 12:23 PM
i guess people like to be immature and joke around about a serious subject, some of you just don't get it. educate yourselves.

T30DGBTUCWM

Bobby Boucher
11-08-2011, 12:26 PM
http://docakilah.wordpress.com/2011/06/15/male-circumcision-originally-created-to-prevent-masturbation/

When circumcision was introduced, it was believed that masturbation caused a lot of different illnesses. It was considered extremely immoral and many children, both male and female, have been circumcised through the years because parents found them “in the act.”
It was already known at the end of the 1800s that the removal of the foreskin, which is the only moveable part of the penis would reduce sexual sensitivity and restrict movement of the penile shaft.
It was believed that masturbation caused blindness, mental illness, alcoholism, epilepsy and several other ills. It therefore made sense to some physicians that circumcision would stop masturbation and prevent the onset of these illnesses.
Non-religious circumcision in English-speaking countries arose in a climate of negative attitudes towards sex, especially concerning masturbation. In her 1978 article The Ritual of Circumcision, Karen Erickson Paige writes: “In the United States, the current medical rationale for circumcision developed after the operation was in wide practice. The original reason for the surgical removal of the foreskin, or prepuce, was to control ‘masturbatory insanity’ – the range of mental disorders that people believed were caused by the ‘polluting’ practice of ‘self-abuse.’”
“Self-abuse” was a term commonly used to describe masturbation in the 19th century. According to Paige, “treatments ranged from diet, moral exhortations, hydrotherapy, and marriage, to such drastic measures as surgery, physical restraints, frights, and punishment. Some doctors recommended covering the penis with plaster of Paris, leather, or rubber; cauterization; making boys wear chastity belts (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chastity_belt) or spiked rings; and in extreme cases, castration.” Paige details how circumcision became popular as a masturbation remedy:
“In the 1890s, it became a popular technique to prevent, or cure, masturbatory insanity. In 1891 the president of the Royal College of Surgeons of England published On Circumcision as Preventive of Masturbation, and two years later another British doctor wrote Circumcision: Its Advantages and How to Perform It, which listed the reasons for removing the ‘vestigial’ prepuce. Evidently the foreskin could cause ‘nocturnal incontinence,’ hysteria, epilepsy, and irritation that might ‘give rise to erotic stimulation and, consequently, masturbation.’ Another physician, P.C. Remondino (http://sandiegohistory.org/bio/remondino/remondino.htm), added that ‘circumcision is like a substantial and well-secured life annuity…it insures better health, greater capacity for labor, longer life, less nervousness, sickness, loss of time, and less doctor bills.’ No wonder it became a popular remedy.”
At the same time circumcisions were advocated on men, clitoridectomies (removal of the clitoris) were also performed for the same reason (to treat female masturbators). The US “Orificial Surgery Society” for female “circumcision” operated until 1925, and clitoridectomies and infibulations would continue to be advocated by some through the 1930s. As late as 1936, L. E. Holt, an author of pediatric textbooks, advocated male and female circumcision as a treatment for masturbation.
One of the leading advocates of circumcision was John Harvey Kellogg (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Harvey_Kellogg). (yes, the Kellogg from the famous Corn Flakes!) He advocated the consumption of Kellogg’s corn flakes to prevent masturbation, and he believed that circumcision would be an effective way to eliminate masturbation in males.
“Covering the organs with a cage has been practiced with entire success. A remedy which is almost always successful in small boys is circumcision, especially when there is any degree of phimosis. The operation should be performed by a surgeon without administering an anesthetic, as the brief pain attending the operation will have a salutary effect upon the mind, especially if it be connected with the idea of punishment, as it may well be in some cases. The soreness which continues for several weeks interrupts the practice, and if it had not previously become too firmly fixed, it may be forgotten and not resumed. If any attempt is made to watch the child, he should be so carefully surrounded by vigilance that he cannot possibly transgress without detection. If he is only partially watched, he soon learns to elude observation, and thus the effect is only to make him cunning in his vice.”
Robert Darby, writing in the Australian Medical Journal, noted that some 19th century circumcision advocates—and their opponents—believed that the foreskin was sexually sensitive:
In the 19th century the role of the foreskin in erotic sensation was well understood by physicians who wanted to cut it off precisely because they considered it the major factor leading boys to masturbation. The Victorian physician and venereologist William Acton (1814–1875) damned it as “a source of serious mischief”, and most of his contemporaries concurred. Both opponents and supporters of circumcision agreed that the significant role the foreskin played in sexual response was the main reason why it should be either left in place or removed. William Hammond, a Professor of Mind in New York in the late 19th century, commented that “circumcision, when performed in early life, generally lessens the voluptuous sensations of sexual intercourse”, and both he and Acton considered the foreskin necessary for optimal sexual function, especially in old age. Jonathan Hutchinson, English surgeon and pathologist (1828–1913), and many others, thought this was the main reason why it should be excised
When it was finally realized that masturbation did not cause illnesses, the foreskin got blamed for penile and cervical cancers, urinary tract infections and sexually transmitted diseases.
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I believe that relating the non-religious history of circumcision is important in understanding why the procedure came to be.

Bobby Boucher
11-08-2011, 12:27 PM
Pretty sure we already dedicate enough time and resources to trying to fix men's winkies.

Seriously Funt? So you're telling me that you must also support female genital mutilation as well, removal of the clitoris?

Bobby Boucher
11-08-2011, 12:32 PM
seriously, tell me this doesn't make you sick. it's disgusting and appalling.

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cantthinkofanything
11-08-2011, 12:33 PM
Seriously Funt? So you're telling me that you must also support female genital mutilation as well, removal of the clitoris?

that'd be dumb. women would never want to have sex.

cantthinkofanything
11-08-2011, 12:34 PM
Seriously Funt? So you're telling me that you must also support female genital mutilation as well, removal of the clitoris?

but I'd be OK with removing their voice box

CuckingFunt
11-08-2011, 12:47 PM
Seriously Funt? So you're telling me that you must also support female genital mutilation as well, removal of the clitoris?

No. I don't. Nor do I support male circumcision. I think it's unnecessary and done too often. But you're not offering a petition to fight the practice of circumcision. Or to educate future parents about its negative and potentially harmful effects. You're talking about a petition to fund research aimed at giving adult men yet another way to feel better about their dicks.


I think she was referring to all the ads about "make your thang longer/harder/harder longer."

This.

And generally the disparity between the amount of time and money spent trying to fix various penile dysfunctions and that spent trying to fix female sexual dysfunction.

Bobby Boucher
11-08-2011, 12:52 PM
No. I don't. Nor do I support male circumcision. I think it's unnecessary and done too often. But you're not offering a petition to fight the practice of circumcision. Or to educate future parents about its negative and potentially harmful effects. You're talking about a petition to fund research aimed at giving adult men yet another way to feel better about their dicks.



This.

And generally the disparity between the amount of time and money spent trying to fix various penile dysfunctions and that spent trying to fix female sexual dysfunction.

Well that response is a bit better but still not very understanding. The millions of young men who have been violated and robbed of the full sexual experience deserve to be able to become intact again. This is by no means anything less than a GREAT cause. Do the research on circumcisions and the negative effects that it has had on WOMEN. Circumcised men are more aloof and unable to bond as closely through the sexual experience, sex is worse, vaginal dryness and painful intercourse are common symptoms.

Bobby Boucher
11-08-2011, 01:08 PM
Many men have suppressed memories of the experience that you will not know existed until you research and learn what was done to you, then a lot of it starts to make sense. I know that I for one experienced a lot of rage, and it's common to have this towards your mother more so than anyone else. This is because the mother is supposed to be the one to protect her baby from harm. Look up the effects on maternal bonding, it is a widespread and common phenomenon amongst circumcised boys. I know that it now makes sense to me why I have always deeply resented my mother in certain ways and never really knew why. There is a movement amongst mothers who have also been hurt by circumcision to end this practice once and for all.

http://www.mothersagainstcirc.org/


http://www.primals.org/articles/baker01.html

"There is another psychological benefit to keeping our sons intact. The work of Dr. Rima Laibow (1991) concludes that a man carries unconscious rage against his own mother for betrayal, abandonment, and the assault itself. In other words, the unconscious mind of the son blames his mother for his circumcision, not "the tradition," the circumcisor, or the father who wanted his son to look like himself—only the mother. It's just like some bad Jewish-mother joke.
Indeed, for a newborn, his world is mother. If she cannot protect him from violation at the beginning, a baby loses trust. And isn't lack of trust an issue in relationships between the genders nowadays? Can circumcision be a symptom of profound resentment between the genders? Can sexuality be healed on a very deep, unconscious level during the perinatal period?
A connection exists between crimes of sexual violence, rape for example, and circumcision. The first heterosexual encounter—with a female nurse prepping the infant male—as well as betrayal by the mother, is revenged in sexual assaults against women. As Marilyn Milos, Founder and director of NOCIRC says, "Circumcision is where sex and violence meet for the first time."

mrsmaalox
11-08-2011, 01:13 PM
Ahh....Mommy issues. Clarifies a lot about this thread.

Bobby Boucher
11-08-2011, 01:23 PM
Ahh....Mommy issues. Clarifies a lot about this thread.

That discovery was made by a female doctor and a feminist. I would say it's kind of funny how circumcised men and the women who mutilated their boys don't want to take this seriously, but it's just too fucking sad for me to call it that.

Gutter92
11-08-2011, 01:24 PM
If you want "full body orgasms", have a dildo stuck up ur ass (no homo) while ur having sex. I hear (no homo) that it feels great (no homo)

jag
11-08-2011, 03:12 PM
Thanks, guy but I'm good with my situation. I'd rather chicks not look at my cock like it's an alien creature.

vato loco
11-08-2011, 03:43 PM
i was amazed to learn that men are supposed to have full body orgasms like a female, where the sensation shoots all over your body. i guess i've never experienced such a thing.

wait, wat kind of sensation do circumsized guys feel if it's not throughout the body? (no homo)

Bobby Boucher
11-08-2011, 10:25 PM
wait, wat kind of sensation do circumsized guys feel if it's not throughout the body? (no homo)

no full body feeling, just the tingling sensation in your dick from the ejaculation.

Bobby Boucher
11-08-2011, 10:25 PM
Thanks, guy but I'm good with my situation. I'd rather chicks not look at my cock like it's an alien creature.

over 80% of the world's men are uncircumcised.

Stringer_Bell
11-08-2011, 10:35 PM
Do the ladies have a preference for what type of dick they get? That's the real crust (err, crux?) of the matter.

Bobby Boucher
11-08-2011, 11:07 PM
the few women in america who have actually experienced both overwhelmingly prefer intact. couples who are intact don't have these "timing" issues and the women is able to orgasm more frequently, also report less dryness and painful intercourse. the circumcised penis pulls vaginal secretions out every time it is pulled out, without the foreskin to keep it in.

Bobby Boucher
11-08-2011, 11:09 PM
also there has been a definite link between circumcision and rape, as well as misogyny towards women in general. whenever your first experience is your mother handing you over to a stranger (probably usually a female nurse) to be tortured and mutilated, this is no surprise. evidence has shown that this traumatic event can stick with you in your subconscious and shape psychological development.

jag
11-08-2011, 11:39 PM
I think Bobby is actually serious. :lol

Brosky is in here trying to counsel other men on how he likes dick to look and feel.

CubanSucks
11-09-2011, 12:31 AM
no full body feeling, just the tingling sensation in your dick from the ejaculation.

roflmao I don't know what's wrong with your wiring but mine feels way better than "tingling in my dick"

CubanSucks
11-09-2011, 12:33 AM
I think Bobby is actually serious. :lol

Brosky is in here trying to counsel other men on how he likes dick to look and feel.

by now I don't doubt that he's serious. This thread is purely and simply one of a kind. A genuine classic imo


and I'm not saying that out of spite. This thread just truly is a head scratcher

Bobby Boucher
11-09-2011, 01:16 AM
:lol it's easier to laugh and scoff than to believe all this which is now known information amongst the medical community. it's 2011 brah, and people are finally starting to realize that mutilating your penis probably wasn't a good idea. live in denial if you must, but there really is no need for the personal attacks


The Foreskin Has Crucial Functions

The foreskin (prepuce) has been described as a simple fold of skin, with its structures and functions ignored. The foreskin actually is a complex organ, an integral part of the penis, with many important functions.

The foreskin protects the glans and the urinary meatus (opening) and performs many other integrated functions.

The immunological functions of the foreskin help protect the body from pathogens. The sphincter action of the preputial orifice prevents entry of infectious contaminants. Glands secrete lysozyme, an enzyme that breaks down cell walls of pathogens. The sub-preputial moisture lubricates and protects the mucosal lining of the glans and inner foreskin. The high vascularization of the foreskin brings cells to fight infection, while Langerhans cells secrete cytokines, proteins that regulate the intensity and duration of immune responses, and langerin, a substance that provides a barrier to HIV infection.

The foreskin provides the skin necessary to accommodate a full erection. Even when erect, the foreskin has a gliding action that provides additional sexual pleasure to the man and his partner. The gliding mechanism of the foreskin facilitates insertion and reduces friction and chafing during sex. The foreskin also provides a seal, keeping the secretions necessary for comfortable intercourse contained within the vagina.

The foreskin contains 20,000–70,000 erogenous nerve endings, the majority of which are concentrated in the ridged band, which encircles the inner opening of the foreskin. When the penis is flaccid, the nerve endings are protected but, when erect, they are exposed. Circumcision removes about three-fourths of the nerve endings in the penis, leaving the circumcised penis severely disabled by comparison.

These nerve endings allow a man to modulate his sexual experience. Without them, a man may feel pleasure, but, without warning, reaches ejaculation quickly. The greatest complaint of circumcised males is premature ejaculation.

Without the foreskin’s protection, the glans becomes keratinized (calloused). The free nerve endings in the glans become buried in layers of callused skin. Many circumcised males complain about sexual dysfunction and impotence because they lack the feelings and feedback meant to be provided by nerve endings that were amputated with circumcision. Circumcised men are 4.5 times more likely to be diagnosed with erectile dysfunction than intact men.

The foreskin plays an important role in protection, sexual function, and sexual pleasure.


http://www.opposingviews.com/arguments/the-foreskin-has-crucial-functions

cantthinkofanything
11-09-2011, 08:39 AM
^ eh...whadda ya gonna do about it?

jag
11-09-2011, 08:50 AM
:lol it's easier to laugh and scoff than to believe all this which is now known information amongst the medical community. it's 2011 brah, and people are finally starting to realize that mutilating your penis probably wasn't a good idea. live in denial if you must, but there really is no need for the personal attacks


I bet the guys you go home with get tired of hearing this speech.

cantthinkofanything
11-09-2011, 10:10 AM
I bet the guys you go home with get tired of hearing this speech.

:lol

I'm sure by the time he's done with his foreskin speech, they're all like, "fuck, just bend over all ready."

Bobby Boucher
11-09-2011, 12:13 PM
I bet the guys you go home with get tired of hearing this speech.

:lol Nothing says insecurity like homo jokes

cantthinkofanything
11-09-2011, 12:15 PM
:lol Nothing says insecurity like homo jokes

nothing says homo like multiple posts talking about foreskin

Bobby Boucher
11-09-2011, 12:23 PM
being comfortable enough with my sexuality to discuss something serious without going back to 3rd grade mode actually makes me the straight one here.

cantthinkofanything
11-09-2011, 12:25 PM
being comfortable enough with my sexuality to discuss something serious without going back to 3rd grade mode actually makes me the straight one here.

Ok. Continue being serious then. But I'm not gonna buy a "save the foreskin" bracelet.

2Blonde
11-11-2011, 01:36 AM
it's quite the opposite actually, some studies have shown that the lack of sensitivity doesn't actually make you last longer at all. some studies show that circumcision is linked to premature ejaculation while other studies show no difference. I think it has to do with the fact that uncircumcised guys don't have to thrust as rapidly, they enjoy every little movement due to their sensitivity so that they don't need to. you or i would never get off with the short, softer strokes that they are more inclined to use. this results in more contact with the clitoris during intercourse and increased satisfaction for the female.

You had me at increased satisfaction for the female. :lol I'll check out the petition.

Bobby Boucher
11-11-2011, 01:48 AM
just look up "sex natural vs circumcised penis" or something like that and you'll learn all about it.

Drachen
11-11-2011, 01:52 AM
You had me at increased satisfaction for the female. :lol I'll check out the petition.

My wife has told me that she was surprised at the difference, not just in performance, but she could literally feel the difference inside and it was better.

Also, no knife went anywhere near my son either.

Drachen
11-11-2011, 01:54 AM
It's funny, I never knew what the big deal about using lotion for um, self-abuse was. Then I found out lotion was unnecessary for me.

Bobby Boucher
11-11-2011, 02:53 AM
My wife has told me that she was surprised at the difference, not just in performance, but she could literally feel the difference inside and it was better.

Also, no knife went anywhere near my son either.

were you born in the US?

Drachen
11-11-2011, 03:15 AM
Yes, native San Antonian.

Bobby Boucher
11-11-2011, 04:39 AM
You're really lucky that you didn't get cut, I'm assuming you're hispanic? hispanics only mutilate at a 30 or 40% rate where whites were up to 80-90% at one point.

Drachen
11-11-2011, 07:17 AM
White

cantthinkofanything
11-11-2011, 10:16 AM
Do I sense a budding romance?

Bobby: "White. That's interesting. Do you mind if I looked at your foreskin sometime?"
Drachen : "Sure"
Bobby: "I've heard that it feels different on the hand while masturbating."
Drachen: "Possibly. But I've never masturbated a circumcisd penis."
Bobby: "And I've never masturbated an uncircumcised penis."
Axe Murderer: "Hey can I watch?"

Cue music: Bounk chicka bouuuu wowwww...bounc chicka bouuuu wowwwww

Axe Murderer
11-11-2011, 10:21 AM
Do I sense a budding romance?

Bobby: "White. That's interesting. Do you mind if I looked at your foreskin sometime?"
Drachen : "Sure"
Bobby: "I've heard that it feels different on the hand while masturbating."
Drachen: "Possibly. But I've never masturbated a circumcisd penis."
Bobby: "And I've never masturbated an uncircumcised penis."

Cue music: Bounk chicka bouuuu wowwww...bounc chicka bouuuu wowwwww

Now I'm not at all saying you should commit suicide, however I hope you don't mind that I suggest if the thought of you ever wanting to swiftly cease the existence of your life that you seriously ponder the opportunity of capitalizing on it immediately

cantthinkofanything
11-11-2011, 10:23 AM
Now I'm not at all saying you should commit suicide, however I hope you don't mind that I suggest if the thought of you ever wanting to swiftly cease the existence of your life that you seriously ponder the opportunity of capitalizing on it immediately

Sorry, I diddn't realize you'd be jealous. I fixed it for you.

Axe Murderer
11-11-2011, 10:38 AM
lol asshurt

lol actually going back and editing it to make another terrible joke

Bobby Boucher
11-11-2011, 11:39 AM
Do I sense a budding romance?

Bobby: "White. That's interesting. Do you mind if I looked at your foreskin sometime?"
Drachen : "Sure"
Bobby: "I've heard that it feels different on the hand while masturbating."
Drachen: "Possibly. But I've never masturbated a circumcisd penis."
Bobby: "And I've never masturbated an uncircumcised penis."
Axe Murderer: "Hey can I watch?"

Cue music: Bounk chicka bouuuu wowwww...bounc chicka bouuuu wowwwww

it's always funny to me whenever people are ignorant to things and refuse to even look at the abundant facts that are out there. i mean it genuinely really gets me off, knowing that i'm that much smarter than you. that i'm able to see past my own insecurities to realize the truth, regardless of whether or not it's what i want to hear. me and you are in 2 totally different stratospheres of intelligence, i would never even think about posting some of the shit you post. i could literally jack off my circumcised dick to the thought of how much smarter and better i am than you right now.

cantthinkofanything
11-11-2011, 11:48 AM
it's always funny to me whenever people are ignorant to things and refuse to even look at the abundant facts that are out there. i mean it genuinely really gets me off, knowing that i'm that much smarter than you. that i'm able to see past my own insecurities to realize the truth, regardless of whether or not it's what i want to hear. me and you are in 2 totally different stratospheres of intelligence, i would never even think about posting some of the shit you post. i could literally jack off my circumcised dick to the thought of how much smarter and better i am than you right now.

:lol Your feigned incredulity and outrage about male circumcision is preposterous. Especially in light of everything else wrong in the world that deserves attention.

mavs>spurs
11-11-2011, 11:55 AM
Feigned? Um, okay. Do the research on the psychological impact this has had on our male population, the link between circumcision and violent crime rates. it's no coincidence that the US had BY FAR the highest violent crime rates in the world. look up the effects on normal husband/wife relations and how some studies show that it could be leading to higher rates of divorce, how women subconsciously know that this isn't what sex is supposed to be like. how so many women are unsatisfied today. look at the implications on the family unit. do all of that and learn about what you are missing, how your right to bodily integrity was violated and tell me this isn't important.

Drachen
11-11-2011, 12:00 PM
Though my part in it has been the truth, I still can't tell if this is a serious thread.

cantthinkofanything
11-11-2011, 12:04 PM
Feigned? Um, okay. Do the research on the psychological impact this has had on our male population, the link between circumcision and violent crime rates. it's no coincidence that the US had BY FAR the highest violent crime rates in the world. look up the effects on normal husband/wife relations and how some studies show that it could be leading to higher rates of divorce, how women subconsciously know that this isn't what sex is supposed to be like. how so many women are unsatisfied today. look at the implications on the family unit. do all of that and learn about what you are missing, how your right to bodily integrity was violated and tell me this isn't important.

I don't have the time to do all that shit. Post a chart or graph or something.

mavs>spurs
11-11-2011, 12:22 PM
Though my part in it has been the truth, I still can't tell if this is a serious thread.

totally serious thread, why would it not be serious whenever your own wife confirmed some of the stuff that's been said?

Drachen
11-11-2011, 01:07 PM
I have just never seen anyone so Rah-Rah about it.

cantthinkofanything
11-11-2011, 01:10 PM
I have just never seen anyone so Rah-Rah about it.

only on SpursTalk

Drachen
11-11-2011, 01:12 PM
only on SpursTalk

LOL, I guess so.

Xevious
11-11-2011, 06:27 PM
:lol Your feigned incredulity and outrage about male circumcision is preposterous. Especially in light of everything else wrong in the world that deserves attention.
That's my problem with this entire thread. It's fine that you oppose circumcision. Not many people will try to change your mind. But to be so up in arms about it that you suggest stem cell research be done to regrow foreskin... retarded.

Multiple sclerosis, Parkinson's, etc... fuck all that. Let's fund research to regrow penis skin. Rape and marital problems will be a thing of the past.

cantthinkofanything
11-11-2011, 09:34 PM
That's my problem with this entire thread. It's fine that you oppose circumcision. Not many people will try to change your mind. But to be so up in arms about it that you suggest stem cell research be done to regrow foreskin... retarded.

Multiple sclerosis, Parkinson's, etc... fuck all that. Let's fund research to regrow penis skin. Rape and marital problems will be a thing of the past.

LOL. But think how funny all the first trials would be before they got it right. Coming to theaters soon: The Man With the 10 Inch Foreskin.

Marius Titulescu
08-24-2020, 09:17 AM
LOL. But think how funny all the first trials would be before they got it right. Coming to theaters soon: The Man With the 10 Inch Foreskin.
Still counts in terms of total length, I suppose :))
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Neo.
08-25-2020, 10:19 AM
:lmao this thread

TimDunkem
08-25-2020, 11:19 AM
Still counts in terms of total length, I suppose :))
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cantthinkofanything
08-25-2020, 11:56 AM
Still counts in terms of total length, I suppose :))
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Do you think? How's that going to work.

Man: Hey...I have a 15 inch penis.
Woman : Ooooh....baby....
Man: Well...two thirds is foreskin
Woman : Can I store my false teeth in it? ARRRGHHGHGHHGHGHG!!!!

DAF86
08-26-2020, 12:29 AM
No. I don't. Nor do I support male circumcision. I think it's unnecessary and done too often. But you're not offering a petition to fight the practice of circumcision. Or to educate future parents about its negative and potentially harmful effects. You're talking about a petition to fund research aimed at giving adult men yet another way to feel better about their dicks.



This.

And generally the disparity between the amount of time and money spent trying to fix various penile dysfunctions and that spent trying to fix female sexual dysfunction.

Well, which female sexual dysfunctions? If you shed some light on it, I'm sure the OP would support your cause. No reason to be a selfish fucking bitch. :lol These things aren't mutually exclusive, tbh. In fact, I'm sure they are connected someway.