Is God American?

[ElNono]

Well, what do you think?

[baseline bum]

Where is the "Fuck Yeah" option?

[ElNono]

I would pay to have this question asked to the current GOP candidates, tbh

[LnGrrrR]

I'm a god warrrrriiiiooorrrr

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

Yes. God is a Homophobic neo-conservative American who hates pregnant victims of rape just as much as he hates gays. If you don't hate gays and victims of rape as much as god does, and if you ever vote for a devil worshiping liberal, you go straight to hell once you die!

[baseline bum]

I think Jesus was a sand-n:lolgg:lolr, but Supply-Side Jesus was definitely a Real American.

[LnGrrrR]

I think the more pertinent question is, Is God a Republican?

Yes. Yes he is.

[AFBlue]

Where is the "Fuck Yeah" option?

Seconded...with caps and exclamation points.

[ElNono]

I think the more pertinent question is, Is God a Republican?

Yes. Yes he is.

Not a registered Republican though. Plus there's no conclusive evidence that he put more liberals than conservatives through his 'tests of character'.

But since everything everybody does is a predetermined path divined by him, I guess we can 'thank' him for the TARP, Barrycare, etc...

[Cry Havoc]

Yes, and he favors trickle-down forgiveness.

[DarrinS]

I asked this in RandomGuy's "Why are Christians retarded?" thread:

Do religious people on the left hate themselves?

[MannyIsGod]

Who knows.

Do stupid people with degrees hate themselves?

[DarrinS]

Who knows.

Do stupid people with degrees hate themselves?

You tell me.

[Drachen]

I asked this in RandomGuy's "Why are Christians retarded?" thread:

Do religious people on the left hate themselves?

You mean the ones who fight for the poor? Probably not.

[Blake]

when Rick Perry dies, I wonder if he will want Heaven to secede from the Union.

[coyotes_geek]

when Rick Perry dies, I wonder if he will want Heaven to secede from the Union.

I'm sure he will, given that Texas = Heaven. Of course the downside to that is that Rick Perry will be our governor for eternity..............

[MannyIsGod]

You tell me.

I think god loves his/her stupid children most of all. You're in good hands, Darrin!

[DarrinS]

I think god loves his/her stupid children most of all. You're in good hands, Darrin!

You should be a comedian.

Do you think people that believe in God are stupid?

[Blake]

I'm sure he will, given that Texas = Heaven. Of course the downside to that is that Rick Perry will be our governor for eternity..............

without divine funding, toll booths will be necessary to maintain those streets of gold.

[Blake]

Do you think people that believe in God are stupid?

Even smart people can have one or two stupid, illogical beliefs.

They start to get into completely stupid territory when they let a preacher do the moral thinking for them.

[ElNono]

I'm sure he will, given that Texas = Heaven.

I assume you're being sarcastic (can't take it for granted anymore, tbh), but I wouldn't doubt for a second some people actually believe that to be true.

[Blake]

I assume you're being sarcastic (can't take it for granted anymore, tbh), but I wouldn't doubt for a second some people actually believe that to be true.

I don't doubt for a second either that some Texans believe in their bumper stickers.

[Spurminator]

I asked this in RandomGuy's "Why are Christians retarded?" thread:

Do religious people on the left hate themselves?


Invalid question. Not every religious person on the right hates liberals, so it can't be assumed that liberal Christians hate themselves.

[DMX7]

Well... we all know he speaks English so that narrows it down a bit.

[clambake]

back to the original question. so god is only how old?

[RandomGuy]

Holy fuck, the polls are working again?

YAY!

[DarkReign]

You mean "Am-ur-ican"

[DarrinS]

Holy fuck, the polls are working again?

YAY!

Yes, even insincere ones.

[redzero]

Good thing DarrinS believes in God, since that is the only thing stopping him from going on a killing spree at any time.

[mingus]

I don't give much thought to things I don't believe exist. Maybe I'll make a topic about Leprochans and change that.

[baseline bum]

What if the leprechaun chasers hijacked the political process to make the nation go searching for the pot of gold?

[Spurminator]

What if the leprechaun chasers hijacked the political process to make the nation go searching for the pot of gold?

(slow clap)

[Koolaid_Man]

Well, what do you think?


hey tranny lover I told you before god is a mexican...he told Adam to cultivate the ground....he wanted his lawn cut before anything...:lol

[MannyIsGod]

You should be a comedian.

Do you think people that believe in God are stupid?

Why would I ever apply such a generalized belief like that? I know that there are brilliant people all over the place who believe in god.

[Stringer_Bell]

God is an American. David Bowie said so.

slKNd22GGaQ

[mingus]

What if the leprechaun chasers hijacked the political process to make the nation go searching for the pot of gold?

if i were ever distraught by the religiosity of this country i'd just move to Holland or some Scandinavian country where they dont believe in God.

[ElNono]

hey tranny lover I told you before god is a mexican...he told Adam to cultivate the ground....he wanted his lawn cut before anything...:lol

You didn't vote...

[baseline bum]

if i were ever distraught by the religiosity of this country i'd just move to Holland or some Scandinavian country where they dont believe in God.

Bitches are ugly there; no dice.

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

if i were ever distraught by the religiosity of this country i'd just move to Holland or some Scandinavian country where they dont believe in God.
Why do you act like you have to move to some butthole Northern European country to get away from religion. America is the one modern world power left in the world that's still a religious country.

Japan? Secular as it gets.
Germany? Also secular as it gets.
Russia? More religious than the above two but still predominantly secular

America is the one modern world power left that still lets religion impact way too many things. If that goes on much longer, America won't be a world power much longer.

[ElNono]

Why do you act like you have to move to some butthole Northern European country to get away from religion. America is the one modern world power left in the world that's still a religious country.

Japan? Secular as it gets.
Germany? Also secular as it gets.
Russia? More religious than the above two but still predominantly secular

America is the one modern world power left that still lets religion impact way too many things. If that goes on much longer, America won't be a world power much longer.

The flying spaghetti monster will protect America. I have faith it will.

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

Does the flying spaghetti monster hate gay people and support killing terrorists? If not god might be better at keeping evil out.

[ElNono]

Does the flying spaghetti monster hate gay people and support killing terrorists? If not god might be better at keeping evil out.

The flying spaghetti monster has a plan for everybody. And it includes meatballs and tomato sauce!