If you could punch one player in the face... [Archive]

Monostradamus

11-11-2011, 05:22 PM

Matt Barnes. He's the one player who, if he ever joined the Mavericks, I'd still hate his guts and want him to fail. I'd root against the Mavericks for signing him, because he's such a faggot. I'd rather have Jerry Sandusky babysit my children than Matt Barnes ever play for the Mavericks.

silverblk mystix

11-11-2011, 05:25 PM

Kobe.

Too easy.

8FOR!3

11-11-2011, 05:28 PM

Derek Fisher. He's an asshole.

DeadlyDynasty

11-11-2011, 05:40 PM

Pau Gasol, but only during the 2011 playoffs

pass1st

11-11-2011, 05:45 PM

Metta World Peace, then I would probably run faster than Khloe chasing a doggy bone.

JayTheClown

11-11-2011, 05:51 PM

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-CmfAkRk0JNY/TaoN4F9mc8I/AAAAAAAAABA/YCputuk-vO0/s1600/kobe-bleeding-warriors.jpg

Giuseppe

11-11-2011, 05:54 PM

Manu.

He's an irritating fuck.

Dex

11-11-2011, 05:56 PM

Tough call between Derek Fisher and Jason Terry, but I think I'd have to go with Fisher taking the current lockout into consideration. That motherfucker has caused me to miss more Spurs games than I care to count.

stretch

11-11-2011, 06:20 PM

David West

BRHornet45

11-11-2011, 06:21 PM

Kenyon Martin - The biggest fraud/wanna be thug in NBA history

But sons why only a punch? I want to see that bitch made faggot convulsing on the ground.

DeadlyDynasty

11-11-2011, 06:22 PM

Kenyon Martin - The biggest fraud/wanna be thug in NBA history

But sons why only a punch? I want to see that bitch made faggot convulsing on the ground.

I feel that way about Ricky Davis. Nobody embodies the word n_igger quite like him.

Stalin

11-11-2011, 06:35 PM

can't decide between turtle head terry, or kobe

LnGrrrR

11-11-2011, 06:54 PM

Really? No one has said Lebron yet?

Barfunk

11-11-2011, 06:56 PM

Manu.

He's an irritating fuck.

Your Kobe is a Manu fan.

DeadlyDynasty

11-11-2011, 06:58 PM

Really? No one has said Lebron yet?

A punch in the grill pales in comparison to the hit(s) his pride/ego/rep took in the Finals.

baseline bum

11-11-2011, 07:12 PM

Kenyon Martin - The biggest fraud/wanna be thug in NBA history

But sons why only a punch? I want to see that bitch made faggot convulsing on the ground.

Chinese players don't count.

JayTheClown

11-11-2011, 07:14 PM

Really? No one has said Lebron yet?

I have no hate for Lebron. Even if Lebron and Wade won the finals I wouldn't hate them. Lebron is not a privileged little rich boy who was drafted in the NBA only to become a punk bitch ass Luck_The_Fakers_Luck_The_Fakers_Luck_The_Fakers_Lu ck_The_Fakers_Luck_The_Fakers_ like Kobe. :lol

DMC

11-11-2011, 07:21 PM

Never felt the desire to punch any player in the face. Coaches, that's different.

Monostradamus

11-11-2011, 07:24 PM

Never felt the desire to punch any player in the face. Coaches, that's different.

Thanks for sharing.

DMC

11-11-2011, 08:04 PM

http://www.youtube.com/user/nigahiga

ElNono

11-11-2011, 08:19 PM

Kenyon Martin - The biggest fraud/wanna be thug in NBA history

sh, sh, sh, sh, shut the fuck up.

slacker77

11-11-2011, 09:16 PM

kevin garnett and terry

lefty

11-11-2011, 11:40 PM

Kobe.

Too easy.

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-CmfAkRk0JNY/TaoN4F9mc8I/AAAAAAAAABA/YCputuk-vO0/s1600/kobe-bleeding-warriors.jpg

Holy shit

Silverblk Mystix wasn't kidding

LkrFan

11-12-2011, 12:59 AM

KG. F him and Lurch.

lefty

11-12-2011, 01:18 AM

KG. F him and Lurch.

God bless Anthony Peeler

CubanSucks

11-12-2011, 01:45 AM

KG... cause I know he won't fight back

Kenyon Martin - The biggest fraud/wanna be thug in NBA history

maybe after Garnett

Kyle Orton

11-12-2011, 02:00 AM

Haslem

hehateme

11-12-2011, 03:11 AM

gotta go with that sherm head lookin homo rondo or garnett just for being garnett..

m>s

11-12-2011, 07:39 AM

if i could strike that 7'6 shit's face with a baseball bat i'd give u a homerun guaranteed

DeadlyDynasty

11-12-2011, 10:00 AM

^
:rollin

MR.SILVER&BLack

11-12-2011, 10:36 PM

Steve Nash. dont really have anything against him. His face just screams punch me.

Spur_Fanatic

11-12-2011, 11:27 PM

Artest, Stackhouse? Hard to choose.

Giuseppe

11-12-2011, 11:31 PM

Steve Nash. dont really have anything against him. His face just screams punch me.

Yes. He's happy & contented.

And yet ringless.

pass1st

11-12-2011, 11:34 PM

Alston would be on the top of my list if he still played
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nowhereman523

11-13-2011, 12:54 AM

Wade. Easily.

adrienne

11-13-2011, 01:16 AM

Dwayne Wade, and then I would run like hell since he could squash me like a bug.

djohn2oo8

11-13-2011, 11:55 AM

Artest, Stackhouse? Hard to choose.

Why would you wanna hit Artest?

Giuseppe

11-13-2011, 12:02 PM

Why would you wanna hit Artest?

Probably cuz he put the shit bag down 5-4 to Kobe.

Roger Freemason Jr.

11-13-2011, 11:14 PM

Deshawn Stevenson, Jr Smith, Illgauskas and Kierilinko (I am not going to spell that correctly.)

nevitt_&_smrek

11-13-2011, 11:37 PM

I'm not voting for the player I'm about to mention, but Ginobili looked much better with a black eye.

Guy I'd like to punch most: Garnett. Someone needs to send him to the hospital in great pain. Tired of his crap.

Venti Quattro

11-13-2011, 11:41 PM

Paul Pierce

LnGrrrR

11-13-2011, 11:53 PM

Paul Pierce

Why? He'd just get out of the wheelchair 30 mins later.

Venti Quattro

11-13-2011, 11:56 PM

Why? He'd just get out of the wheelchair 30 mins later.

And then drain a 4 point play on Vladimir Radmanovic. The wounds are still fresh. :cry

LnGrrrR

11-13-2011, 11:59 PM

And then drain a 4 point play on Vladimir Radmanovic. The wounds are still fresh. :cry

You can't blame a guy named Vladimir. He's named after a vampire....

LEFTY ALERT LEFTY ALERT LEFTY ALERT

He's used to sucking.

Jacob1983

11-14-2011, 04:45 AM

If you're a Mavs fan, it's Wade.

monkeypunk

11-14-2011, 11:37 AM

Jason Terry with his cheap flagrants, lifting his knee for the nut shots on his drives, fake religious piety and chest thumping thug ways.

Pelicans78

11-14-2011, 02:50 PM

1. K-Mart
2. Trevor Ariza
3. KG
4. Fisher

lefty

11-14-2011, 03:55 PM

You can't blame a guy named Vladimir. He's named after a vampire....

LEFTY ALERT LEFTY ALERT LEFTY ALERT

He's used to sucking.
lol

Baseline

11-16-2011, 03:34 AM

I have two fists, so I'll take K. Bryant and D. Fisher.

Kyle Orton

11-16-2011, 03:51 AM

Jason Terry with his cheap flagrants, lifting his knee for the nut shots on his drives, fake religious piety and chest thumping thug ways.

Damn scrah, your ass still bleeding?

:lmao drive for five
:lmao believe
:lmao end of an era

koriwhat

11-16-2011, 04:03 AM

stretch

11-16-2011, 09:44 AM

hows the tatting business coming along, koriwhat?

Juanobili

11-16-2011, 09:50 AM

Jason Terry

George Gervin's Afro

11-16-2011, 01:12 PM

jason terry

mavsfan1000

11-16-2011, 02:28 PM

Too bad the commissioner doesn't count. I'd love to punch him.

HarlemHeat37

11-16-2011, 08:03 PM

1. Kobe
2. Barnes
3. Bynum
4. Blake
5. Fisher
6. Durant
7. Anthony
8. Tony Allen
9. Tyreke Evans
10. Joakim Noah
11. Paul Pierce
12. JR Smith
13. Richard Jefferson
14. Ray Allen
15. Derrick Rose
16. Deron Williams
17. Jason Terry
18. Devin Harris
19. Kevin Martin

Probably forgetting a bunch..

Brazil

11-17-2011, 01:18 PM

FkLA

11-17-2011, 04:24 PM

http://www.slamonline.com/online/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/tony_parker_top_50.jpg

That stupid french smile of his is so retarded, a smiling parker is easily the most punchable face in the league.

Giuseppe

11-17-2011, 04:53 PM

^but, he's French. It's a genuine smile. That smile on an American is an aggravating smile and meant that way.

DUNCANownsKOBE

11-17-2011, 04:55 PM

Noah ? DW ?
I know you're prolly butthurt someone would call a French NBA player punchable, but I'm surprised Joakim Noah hasn't shown up a lot more in this thread. He's extremely punchable.

djohn2oo8

11-17-2011, 05:11 PM

Andrew Bynum
Fisher
Barnes

Stalin

11-17-2011, 06:27 PM

im russian, but i would still punch kirilienko's face, tbh

Giuseppe

11-17-2011, 06:52 PM

^Afore I punched him I'd give him a year in a Laker's uniform.

Just a hunch.

CubanSucks

11-17-2011, 07:04 PM

I know you're prolly butthurt someone would call a French NBA player punchable, but I'm surprised Joakim Noah hasn't shown up a lot more in this thread. He's extremely punchable.

no doubt

http://i611.photobucket.com/albums/tt192/Likwydice/joakim-noah-suit.jpg

unfortunately, he's already got the face of some mutated swamp creature. If I get to punch someone in the face I want it to be noticable

Brazil

11-18-2011, 11:41 AM

I know you're prolly butthurt someone would call a French NBA player punchable, but I'm surprised Joakim Noah hasn't shown up a lot more in this thread. He's extremely punchable.

because DW is french ?

I don't give a shit if Noah is French or not. BTW I'm not sure he spent more than 6 months in France in cumul during his whole life. So I assure you I'm not butthurt if you think he is punchable.

When I think punchable I think arrogant pricks like Terry, LBJ, KG... not an hustle player like Noah who should get some credits to talk shit to LBJ because of his dance antics.

MR.SILVER&BLack

11-18-2011, 03:40 PM

http://www.slamonline.com/online/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/tony_parker_top_50.jpg

That stupid french smile of his is so retarded, a smiling parker is easily the most punchable face in the league.
wrong. A smilling steve nash with long hair is the most punchable face in the NBA. especially when hes running around and his hairs flowing.

Giuseppe

11-18-2011, 04:06 PM

^But, Nash is such an inherent loser, it's hard to mean him any harm. He doesn't count for anything. He's just marking time in neutral. Can't hold that against him. He never intrudes with malice.

Put Parker's grin on Kidd's face when they ran the table on us this past spring and I'd a shot a dog in Mesa.