Pregnant Britney

[adrienne]

I just can't see her as a mother...but I do have to say, she looks a lot better than when she was going into gas station bathrooms barefoot. That wasn't a good phase.

http://img14.imgspot.com/u/05/166/00/5z2vcw.jpg
http://img14.imgspot.com/u/05/166/00/5z2vdj.jpg

[jalbre6]

Whatever happened to big baggy maturity clothes? She looks like a clerk at a Louisianan border liquor store.

[nickbroken]

*waits for tlong to type "I'd hit it"*

[Cant_Be_Faded]

mmmmmmmmmmm god i'd tap that

[JackLalanne]

mmmmmmmmmmm god i'd tap that

Tap it?, hell I'd hit it!

[Cant_Be_Faded]

Tap it?, hell I'd hit it!


ummmm, i mean i'd crush it!

[IcemanCometh]

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[Taco]

http://img14.imgspot.com/u/05/166/00/5z2vdj.jpg

What are those Tree Stumps holding her up?

Oh wait those are her Legs :lmao

Can you say KAnkles!!!! :lol

[King]

What are those Tree Stumps holding her up?

Oh wait those are here Legs :lmao

Can you say KAnkles!!!! :lol


Or huge baggy pants, but whatever.

[Xolotl]

Dang Lindsay Lohan becomes a stick, now Britney is knocked up dammit who am I supposed to lust after now as a perverted older man :p

[Taco]

Or huge baggy pants, but whatever.

Check out them there Thighs!!!!

[Jimcs50]

Daaamn, she blew up.

[Kori Ellis]

Speaking of celebrities who aren't looking their best, how do you like the latest pictures of Katie Holmes?

http://www.defamer.com/hollywood/katie-holmes-lips-big.jpg

[desflood]

Looks like Tom hit her and gave her a fat lip. Oops, wouldn't want to start any rumors!

[davi78239]

Have you all seen that Britney show on Thursdays on MTV? Don't know what its called at the moment. I'd hit it, but I've always liked Christina Aguilera much better out of the two.

[tlongII]

Have you all seen that Britney show on Thursdays on MTV? Don't know what its called at the moment. I'd hit it, but I've always liked Christina Aguilera much better out of the two.


I think you're talking about the show "Chaotic." That is horrible! I think Britney is going to turn into fat trailer trash.

[T Park]

Shes gaining weight cause of the pregnancy.

What a suprise........


Taco being Mr Universe I guess can say that.


That being said, Britney makes Squashes and other vegetables seem intelligent.

[Duff McCartney]

Have you all seen that Britney show on Thursdays on MTV? Don't know what its called at the moment. I'd hit it, but I've always
liked Christina Aguilera much better out of the two.

I agree Christina Aguilera is way hotter than Britney.

[Cant_Be_Faded]

KORI are those pictures legit? where did you get them? omg she looks like she fell off a cliff

[TNT21]

Speaking of celebrities who aren't looking their best, how do you like the latest pictures of Katie Holmes?

http://www.defamer.com/hollywood/katie-holmes-lips-big.jpg



Damn, is that herpes on her mouth?? :lol

[jalbre6]

Damn, is that herpes on her mouth?? :lol

Oral herpes are no problem for Scientologists. A $15,000 donation will clear that thing up faster than any dermatologist could.

[Cant_Be_Faded]

l ron hubbard and herpes

doesnt get any better than that

shall we dig up the old scientology thread?

[Jimcs50]

looks like it is not on her lip...so not Herpes....probably a huge zit.

[Cant_Be_Faded]

but what about that red rash shit around the top

[Jimcs50]

Shes gaining weight cause of the pregnancy.

What a suprise........

.


Her legs are not pregnant...that is just fat.

[Cant_Be_Faded]

oooooooo i like nice big preggo thighs

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Damn, is that herpes on her mouth?? :lol

So does this mean that now Katie Holmes = HITA?

[Kori Ellis]

Her legs are not pregnant...that is just fat.

Sure she's gained weight in her thighs, but the style of her pants make her legs look worse than they are. She has very short legs compared to her upper body, so unless she wears the right clothes her legs always look stumpy.

[SpursWoman]

Sure she's gained weight in her thighs, but the style of her pants make her legs look worse than they are. She has very short legs compared to her upper body, so unless she wears the right clothes her legs always look stumpy.


She must still be in denial....I learned (after my 2nd child) that that is by far the WORST style of pants for short-legged women with any meat on their thighs at all.

:fro

Welcome to motherhood, Britney! :lol

[1369]

Guess she needs to read Jenny Mcarthy's book on pregnancy (My wife got it when she was pregnant with our 2nd).

I about lost it laughing when she went into detail how "granny panties" rocked, maternity bras were the best thing since sliced bread and if she realized how bad centerfolds and models made pregnant women feel when they looked at them that she never would have shaved her legs or armpits for her centerfold spread.

[adrienne]

No her legs aren't pregnant, but guess what...women gain weight in pregnancy. It's part of a healthy pregnancy and birth, your body doesn't it to protect the baby and have enough energy and sustinance for the developing fetus and for childbirth.

But yeah, what a fat cow.

[GoldToe]

I like the way she's filling out.

[desflood]

No her legs aren't pregnant, but guess what...women gain weight in pregnancy. It's part of a healthy pregnancy and birth, your body doesn't it to protect the baby and have enough energy and sustinance for the developing fetus and for childbirth.

But yeah, what a fat cow.
Plus, if you're a short pregnant girl, every extra ounce is going to show. Tall woman gains ten lbs, her hips look slightly wider. Short woman gains ten lbs, her thighs and each hip gain 5 inches apiece!

[SpursWoman]

Plus, if you're a short pregnant girl, every extra ounce is going to show. Tall woman gains ten lbs, her hips look slightly wider. Short woman gains ten lbs, her thighs and each hip gain 5 inches apiece!


Add boobs & ass to that and basically those 10-20 pounds make you look like bowling ball.


























:cry

[desflood]

Add boobs & ass to that and basically those 10-20 pounds make you look like bowling ball.

























:cry
I just tell people, "After three kids, I still have an hourglass figure. I'm just a much larger hourglass now."

[Cant_Be_Faded]

I wonder if she'll lose her weight after she has the baby.


i think its pretty much a given.

I dont recall any sex icon having a baby and not doing whatever it takes to get back to form.


mmmm i like her lil small body with all that extra weight. her legs are hot

[Jimcs50]

No her legs aren't pregnant, but guess what...women gain weight in pregnancy. It's part of a healthy pregnancy and birth, your body doesn't it to protect the baby and have enough energy and sustinance for the developing fetus and for childbirth.

But yeah, what a fat cow.


She is what 6 months???

She has said herself, she is lettting herself go, she eats all the time. Pregnancy is no excuse to eat that much. You need about 500 calories more per day when you are pregnant, not 3000.

She is going to be a cow when she is all done, and given her husband's history of dumping women, pregnant women for that matter, I'd say he will be out the door within 6 months.

[Vashner]

LOL looks like crack pipe burns on her lips. But I think that's a portwine birthmark on her lip without makup.

[Jimcs50]

Plus, if you're a short pregnant girl, every extra ounce is going to show. Tall woman gains ten lbs, her hips look slightly wider. Short woman gains ten lbs, her thighs and each hip gain 5 inches apiece!

My wife is 5'2", when she was pregnant, she exercised, walked every day, and ate responsibly, and still gained 35lbs, which is in the norm.

Too many women use pregnancy as an excuse to eat like a horse and that is not healthy under any circumstances.

Diabetes is common under those conditions, and that is not good for the woman or the baby.

Britney needs to stay away from the Twinkies.

[tlongII]

She is what 6 months???

She has said herself, she is lettting herself go, she eats all the time. Pregnancy is no excuse to eat that much. You need about 500 calories more per day when you are pregnant, not 3000.

She is going to be a cow when she is all done, and given her husband's history of dumping women, pregnant women for that matter, I'd say he will be out the door within 6 months.


The doctor is right.

[SpursWoman]

But fortunately, she has plenty of money & time for personal trainers & dieticians to get herself back together, which I'm sure she will.


Go ahead and preach on about how pregnant woman abuse themselves by eating poorly and gain more weight than they should during pregnancy....but just know one thing.....you will never quite understand how the only thing that makes the nausea go away is Doritos & chocolate milk.

:vomit :lol

[desflood]

But fortunately, she has plenty of money & time for personal trainers & dieticians to get herself back together, which I'm sure she will.


Go ahead and preach on about how pregnant woman abuse themselves by eating poorly and gain more weight than they should during pregnancy....but just know one thing.....you will never quite understand how the only thing that makes the nausea go away is Doritos & chocolate milk.

:vomit :lol
And let's not forget about the 10lbs of water retained those last few months...

[Jimcs50]

Doritos & chocolate milk.





That is just gross SW.

[bigzak25]

man, alot of people are pretty quick to fucking judge others...

i'm guilty of this myself at times, but damn, she is a human being you know.

richer than all of us combined. married. now having a family. and i respect the

fact that she doesn't give a shit about what people think. i think she's more

a role model now than ever before. so she gains some weight and dresses down

a bit. now she's a fat cow, trailer trash, and she's on crack. you gotta love

the pleasure people take at the downfall of others...or perceived downfall.

i wish her luck. motherhood. career. marriage. :smokin

[Jimcs50]

man, alot of people are pretty quick to fucking judge others...

i'm guilty of this myself at times, but damn, she is a human being you know.

richer than all of us combined. married. now having a family. and i respect the

fact that she doesn't give a shit about what people think. i think she's more

a role model now than ever before. so she gains some weight and dresses down

a bit. now she's a fat cow, trailer trash, and she's on crack. you gotta love

the pleasure people take at the downfall of others...or perceived downfall.

i wish her luck. motherhood. career. marriage. :smokin


She is a skank.

She married a man who had a baby with another woman, a woman who was pregnant with his child, so is scum, she is trash...I have no respect for her at all.

[Marklar MM]

OMG. No one has mentioned Hillary Duff.

http://www.ultraclear.net/celebs/albums/hillary-duff/hillary_duff10.jpg

[SpursWoman]

That is just gross SW.


So is puking your guts out every morning before you can even brush your teeth....actually, it was brushing my teeth that would get it all started. :lol

[bigzak25]

c'mon jim, you saying you had respect for her before?

peeps get divorced and remarried all the time...and i'm sure the woman who was left with child is probobaly happy to be rid of the guy and looking forward to some hefty childsupport checks....

[1369]

She is a skank.

She married a man who had a baby with another woman, a woman who was pregnant with his child, so is scum, she is trash...I have no respect for her at all.

Hey Jim, you use regular old Windex, or that new 409 with vinegar for all your glass?

[Sportcamper]

AMEN BIG ZAK... :smokin

Leave Brittany the heck alone...Let her have her baby & do what she wants...There is not ONE person that has ever worked for her that has something unkind to say about her...She is considered one of the kindest persons in the entertainment business...

OK so she does not have anorexia & she eats at McDonalds...And she shops at Wal-Mart...So do most of the posters on this board.... :rolleyes

[desflood]

SShhhh, don't let Manny hear you!

[Shelly]

Britney and Kevin facinate me!


But fortunately, she has plenty of money & time for personal trainers & dieticians to get herself back together, which I'm sure she will.


Go ahead and preach on about how pregnant woman abuse themselves by eating poorly and gain more weight than they should during pregnancy....but just know one thing.....you will never quite understand how the only thing that makes the nausea go away is Doritos & chocolate milk.

:vomit :lol

Oh, man...with my 2nd I gained 10 pounds in a month cuz all I ate was chocolate! :lol

I gained 50 pounds with each kid. Fortunately, I was able to lose it all within a year after giving birth. There's no controlling cravings while pregnant. I went through craving phases:

yogurt
peanut butter and jelly
really, really spicy food
Slurpees
chocolate
Royale w/ cheese

I did eat a lot of TUMS, though :lol

[desflood]

Oh, holy TUMS... they were a lifesaver. With the first kid, the cravings were canned ravioli (!) and orange soda.

[Shelly]

:lol

My sister ate so much chicken (craving) while pregnant that she can barely eat it now.

[SpursWoman]

With my son, all I wanted was big, icy cokes & ultimate cheeseburgers from Jack in the Box.


Of course, that isn't all I ate....and I could usually only eat a little bit of it if I did get it....but damn, those were good. :lol

My daughter was the Doritos & chocolate milk.....and ranch dip. :oops

[2Blonde]

Go ahead and preach on about how pregnant woman abuse themselves by eating poorly and gain more weight than they should during pregnancy....but just know one thing.....you will never quite understand how the only thing that makes the nausea go away is Doritos & chocolate milk.
AMEN. I ate everything in sight and gained 54 lbs in 8 months. I delivered 4 weeks early, thank god. I hate to think how much I would have weighed if I had gone to term. I had to have Hardee's Bacon,Egg & Cheese Biscuits every morning and Pizza as often as possible. It took about a year to lose all the weight. But people seem to forget that it takes almost a year to gain that weight as well.
I'd like to see how all you guys who are being so judgemental about her body and eating habits would handle it if it were you who were pregnant and dealing with the cravings, hormones and body changes. :lol
As far as her husband being "out of there" after the baby. I don't think so. The difference between her and his ex is that she can offer him a much better life. I think he's in it for the money and he'll stick around. He may be gross but he's not completely stupid. He knows who writes the checks.

...2Blonde

[Shelly]

Well, I think I can explain why my youngest has such a sweet tooth. He was the chocolate diet baby!

Those What to Expect when your Expecting authors would be turning in their graves right now if they were dead :lol

[Shelly]

:makeout to my fellow bad eating while pregnant peeps!

[adrienne]

My mom, with my brother, craved anything acidic...she lived on tuna and pickle sandwiches, lemonade, and grapefruit.

[GoldToe]

She is a skank.

She married a man who had a baby with another woman, a woman who was pregnant with his child, so is scum, she is trash...I have no respect for her at all.

I'd still hit it!! Skank you very much.

[Jimcs50]

Hey Jim, you use regular old Windex, or that new 409 with vinegar for all your glass?


Windex.

[tlongII]

AMEN BIG ZAK... :smokin

Leave Brittany the heck alone...Let her have her baby & do what she wants...There is not ONE person that has ever worked for her that has something unkind to say about her...She is considered one of the kindest persons in the entertainment business...

OK so she does not have anorexia & she eats at McDonalds...And she shops at Wal-Mart...So do most of the posters on this board.... :rolleyes


That is boool sheeet! She wants to be a star so she is fair game. You have to take the bad with the good if you are a celebrity.

[tlongII]

OMG. No one has mentioned Hillary Duff.

http://www.ultraclear.net/celebs/albums/hillary-duff/hillary_duff10.jpg


I'd hit it.

...might end up in jail, but I'd still hit it.

[SpursFanDan]

duff?... how about Jessica Simpson, that girl is about a year away from showing those puppies.

[Jimcs50]

I'd hit it.

...might end up in jail, but I'd still hit it.


I'd do her, and her mom.(in her latest movie)

http://ia.imdb.com/media/imdb/01/I/62/57/19m.jpg

[Shelly]

I'd do her, and her mom.(in her latest movie)

http://ia.imdb.com/media/imdb/01/I/62/57/19m.jpg

Heather Locklear

[tlongII]

Heather Locklear

Word.

[NameDropper]

Heather Locklear

Rumor has it after Tommy Lee...it is never the same.

[Xolotl]

:lol I'm still a little new here so I'm getting to know everybody and the way they act. But, is TLongII the poster thats like your neighbors chihuahua?? You know what I mean small little thing yet angry, and will always hump your leg whenever given the opportunity. I just remember seeing something about barnyard animals or something so it got me curious about that

[SpursFanDan]

she dated lee?..isnt she married to that second best that plays for bon jovi?

[MannyIsGod]

All I gotta say is, it takes a big time self righteous asshole to preach to a woman while she's pregnant. The mother of my child will only hear the following:

"Anything else?" "Do you need anything?" "Can I get you anything?" "Sit your ass down and don't move"

You get the point.

[SpursFanDan]

All I gotta say is, it takes a big time self righteous asshole to preach to a woman while she's pregnant. The mother of my child will only hear the following:

"Anything else?" "Do you need anything?" "Can I get you anything?" "Sit your ass down and don't move"

You get the point.

Like us guys have any choice, Pregger women can be very demanding, and won't take any shit. But yeah, its our job to be at her beckon call.

[TNT21]

All I gotta say is, it takes a big time self righteous asshole to preach to a woman while she's pregnant. The mother of my child will only hear the following:

"Anything else?" "Do you need anything?" "Can I get you anything?" "Sit your ass down and don't move"

You get the point.


I wonder if you'll be singing the same tune when it's 3am and you have to work the next day and all she wants are some fucking Doritos, but not the kind you have at home, she wants the guacamole doritos with a chocolate milk and a slice of fucking apple pie that you don't have.

[T Park]

Your half the reason shes like that.

I would hope youd be like that.

Any self respecting guy with a shred of goodness inside him would do it.

[SpursFanDan]

I wonder if you'll be singing the same tune when it's 3am and you have to work the next day and all she wants are some fucking Doritos, but not the kind you have at home, she wants the guacamole doritos with a chocolate milk and a slice of fucking apple pie that you don't have.

gotta do what you gotta do... You had enough responsibility to get her pregnant, grows some balls and get the damn food. Besides, are you the one squeezing a watermelon out of a Lemon?

[MannyIsGod]

SHE'S GOING TO POP OUT A CHILD THE SIZE OF A WATERMELON OUT OF A HOLE THAT IS THE SIZE OF A LEMON!!!!

Yeah, I think I can swing the Dorrito thing and thank god I'm not pissing out whole apples.

[T Park]

I wonder if you'll be singing the same tune when it's 3am and you have to work the next day and all she wants are some fucking Doritos, but not the kind you have at home, she wants the guacamole doritos with a chocolate milk and a slice of fucking apple pie that you don't have

I would.

One word, responsibility.

[Shelly]

she dated lee?..isnt she married to that second best that plays for bon jovi?

She was married to Tommy Lee before he married Pam Anderson

[bigzak25]

I wonder if you'll be singing the same tune when it's 3am and you have to work the next day and all she wants are some fucking Doritos, but not the kind you have at home, she wants the guacamole doritos with a chocolate milk and a slice of fucking apple pie that you don't have.


the keys are on the dresser baby.... :lol

[Shelly]

All I gotta say is, it takes a big time self righteous asshole to preach to a woman while she's pregnant. The mother of my child will only hear the following:

"Anything else?" "Do you need anything?" "Can I get you anything?" "Sit your ass down and don't move"

You get the point.

No, she won't. Because pregnant women are very hormonal and you will bug the shit of her and she may have to kill if you keep that up.

Trust me.

[MannyIsGod]

Then I'll just shut up and do as I'm told?

[tlongII]

:lol I'm still a little new here so I'm getting to know everybody and the way they act. But, is TLongII the poster thats like your neighbors chihuahua?? You know what I mean small little thing yet angry, and will always hump your leg whenever given the opportunity. I just remember seeing something about barnyard animals or something so it got me curious about that


How can you compare a chihuahua to a barnyard animal?

[tlongII]

All I gotta say is, it takes a big time self righteous asshole to preach to a woman while she's pregnant. The mother of my child will only hear the following:

"Anything else?" "Do you need anything?" "Can I get you anything?" "Sit your ass down and don't move"

You get the point.

The only reason you're saying that is because your future wife will probably read your post.

[tlongII]

I would.

One word, responsibility.


Actually I didn't think you could spell responsibility, but I have been proven wrong.

[adrienne]

Actually I didn't think you could spell responsilbility

Was misspelling responsibility intentional in this particular instance?

[Shelly]

Then I'll just shut up and do as I'm told?

Unless she's bed ridden with a high risk pregnancy or is in her last month, she's pretty self sufficient. We can still drive, exercise, grocery shop, do laundry, and even carry a toddler up the stairs while pregnant. We can even bring home the bacon and fry it up in pan :)

Maybe it's just me, but someone offering to do everything for me constantly would drive me insane, even if I wasn't hormonal.

But one thing you definitely count on her being is horny.

[tlongII]

Was misspelling responsibility intentional in this particular instance?

I have no idea what you're talking about.

[T Park]

Maybe it's just me, but someone offering to do everything for me constantly would drive me insane

Damned if you do, Damned if you dont.

[GoldToe]

Her agent should be able to get her an endorsement for Pepsi One.

http://www.theorangecounty.net/ride.gif

[desflood]

Unless she's bed ridden with a high risk pregnancy or is in her last month, she's pretty self sufficient. We can still drive, exercise, grocery shop, do laundry, and even carry a toddler up the stairs while pregnant. We can even bring home the bacon and fry it up in pan :)

Maybe it's just me, but someone offering to do everything for me constantly would drive me insane, even if I wasn't hormonal.

But one thing you definitely count on her being is horny.
Yeah, I worked pretty hard with the older two while pregnant with the third! :lol But the horny thing? Ehh-eh. No energy for that. I was always exhausted!

[Gatita]

c'mon jim, you saying you had respect for her before?

peeps get divorced and remarried all the time...and i'm sure the woman who was left with child is probobaly happy to be rid of the guy and looking forward to some hefty childsupport checks....

You mean Kevin Fed has money? From where? He works? Oh, yeah he is married to a rich bitch who would be stupid enough to pay for his child support. Bad enough that she had to buy her own engagement ring. :rolleyes