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Agloco
11-17-2011, 09:14 PM
They aren't pretty. I've seen all manner of objects in places they shouldn't be. An ipod stuck in someones rectal vault? No that's not sweet music to my ears....

http://www.cnn.com/video/?hpt=hp_c2#/video/bestoftv/2011/11/17/pks-moos-you-stuck-that-where.cnn
LnGrrrR
11-17-2011, 09:46 PM
*insert joke about obserting/extracting object into/out of Ag's sig* :lol
Wild Cobra
11-18-2011, 04:50 AM
You know Agloco, I would have never clicked on this thread by title if it originated by some of the degenerates here. I figured, it was something else, coming from you. I am disappointed.
DMC
11-18-2011, 10:39 AM
Admin of a local hospital told me they had a female transient come in complaining of coochie flowers. They found a potato in her vagina, growing.
stretch
11-18-2011, 10:46 AM
Admin of a local hospital told me they had a female transient come in complaining of coochie flowers. They found a potato in her vagina, growing.

the first time I have ever actually laughed at a DMC post, even though its almost certainly bullshit.
FrankCostanza
11-18-2011, 12:50 PM
It was million to one shot doc.....a million to one.

http://www.moviefancentral.com/images/pictures/review52086/frank-costanza-meets-the-fusilli-jerry.jpg
baseline bum
11-18-2011, 12:55 PM
Worst case I have heard from a nurse is one where someone got a pipe cleaner stuck in the dickhole.
mavs>spurs
11-18-2011, 01:11 PM
You know Agloco, I would have never clicked on this thread by title if it originated by some of the degenerates here. I figured, it was something else, coming from you. I am disappointed.

try to sound a little less asshurt
Axe Murderer
11-18-2011, 01:48 PM
the first time I have ever actually laughed at a DMC post, even though its almost certainly bullshit.

tbh still never laughed at one
Leetonidas
11-18-2011, 02:03 PM
My mom is a nurse and she told me the other day some dude was in the ER because he had an iron/steel ring so tight on the base of his dick somehow, it cut the circulation off and they couldn't get it off for a few hours. :lol Not an extraction but fuck what is wrong with some people
Drachen
11-18-2011, 02:36 PM
You know Agloco, I would have never clicked on this thread by title if it originated by some of the degenerates here. I figured, it was something else, coming from you. I am disappointed.

for shame, Agloco. For shame...
stretch
11-18-2011, 03:10 PM
http://imgsrc.hubblesite.org/hu/db/images/hs-2004-07-a-full_jpg.jpg
stretch
11-18-2011, 03:12 PM
try extracting that from your ass
Axe Murderer
11-18-2011, 04:20 PM
wtf did you post? :lmao

lol taking my computer an hour to upload it
DMC
11-18-2011, 09:34 PM
the first time I have ever actually laughed at a DMC post, even though its almost certainly bullshit.
100% true (that it was told to me, not that the story itself is true, but he was a hospital admin).

I used to hear all kinds of weird shit from these guys that worked the morgue.
DMC
11-18-2011, 09:36 PM
My mom is a nurse and she told me the other day some dude was in the ER because he had an iron/steel ring so tight on the base of his dick somehow, it cut the circulation off and they couldn't get it off for a few hours. :lol Not an extraction but fuck what is wrong with some people
Better than not being able to keep it on I suppose.