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Koolaid_Man
11-20-2011, 03:24 PM
While doing the deed...If she says and I mean verbatim: "Kool...shit you hitting my spot, ohhh fuck... get that pussy baby" then YES she's fucking having one...If you don't hear those exact words then my man you've never made your girl cum.

Marinate on that...:toast

IvKoxGExrRU

DMC
11-20-2011, 04:01 PM
She usually calls me and tells me afterward.

However, I cannot imagine a woman calling me by my ST user name, much less calling me by yours.

Koolaid_Man
11-20-2011, 04:07 PM
She usually calls me and tells me afterward.

However, I cannot imagine a woman calling me by my ST user name, much less calling me by yours.


study long study wrong Da Muthafucking Chink...she's only calling you afterward to apologize for wishing upon a Kool cock while you left her with blue clit.

DMC

DMC
11-20-2011, 04:19 PM
I think you got water on the brain. Also, you need to get laid. The only people who incessantly talk about sex online without getting paid to do so are those who are not getting it.

4>0rings
11-20-2011, 04:20 PM
Go back to the NBA section you faggot.

ChumpDumper
11-20-2011, 06:10 PM
So Fleshlights have voice chips now.

Progress.

DMX7
11-20-2011, 08:03 PM
If "she" indeed calls you by your pseudonym, then "she" may be Siri on your iPhone.

Summers
11-20-2011, 10:55 PM
Kool...shit you hitting my spot, ohhh fuck... get that pussy baby

If she has the mental capacity to string together that many words cohesively, she's not having an orgasm--she's stroking your ego.

ChumpDumper
11-20-2011, 11:06 PM
If she has the mental capacity to string together that many words cohesively, she's not having an orgasm--she's stroking your ego.No shit. Women don't perform monologues when climaxing.

Creepn
11-20-2011, 11:25 PM
If she has the mental capacity to string together that many words cohesively, she's not having an orgasm--she's stroking your ego.

Truth Boooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooomb!!!!

Creepn
11-20-2011, 11:27 PM
I normally get that "ooooh shit, Im cumming on your big dick." I just smile and watch them glow.

lmao.

GoodOdor
11-20-2011, 11:48 PM
Who gives a shit? as long as I'm getting my own I could care less if the bitch is watching glee.

Trainwreck2100
11-20-2011, 11:58 PM
While doing the deed...If she says and I mean verbatim: "Kool...shit you hitting my spot, ohhh fuck... get that pussy baby" then YES she's fucking having one...If you don't hear those exact words then my man you've never made your girl cum.

Marinate on that...:toast

IvKoxGExrRU

they're just saying that cause they want more than originally negotiated before you started.

CuckingFunt
11-21-2011, 12:01 AM
If she has the mental capacity to string together that many words cohesively, she's not having an orgasm--she's stroking your ego.

This.


I normally get that "ooooh shit, Im cumming on your big dick." I just smile and watch them glow.

See above.

Creepn
11-21-2011, 12:01 AM
Who gives a shit? as long as I'm getting my own I could care less if the bitch is watching glee.

That is really shitty dude. How can you even sustain an erection seeing the girl is getting more pleasure watching a gay guy singing songs on tv over you?

DAF86
11-21-2011, 12:07 AM
Usually she says "wait, wait" 'cause according to her if I keep going when she's done she starts to feel a little bit of pain, I always give her a 5 seconds break and keep going 'till I get my own.

Does this happen to somebody else? Girls, have you ever felt pain for keep going after you get an orgasm?

DMX7
11-21-2011, 12:26 AM
Shit... Kool getting a cold dose of reality.

scampers
11-21-2011, 12:40 AM
Usually she says "wait, wait" 'cause according to her if I keep going when she's done she starts to feel a little bit of pain, I always give her a 5 seconds break and keep going 'till I get my own.

Does this happen to somebody else? Girls, have you ever felt pain for keep going after you get an orgasm?

Last girl I was with demanded that I jackhammer the shit out of her after she orgasms. Took me off guard a bit at first but I couldn't complain.

Koolaid_Man
11-21-2011, 06:25 AM
No shit. Women don't perform monologues when climaxing.

:lol it's really fucked up when a gay guy tries to chime in on women climaxing. fucked up really bad. :lol

ChumpDumper
11-21-2011, 06:36 AM
:lol it's really fucked up when a gay guy tries to chime in on women climaxing. fucked up really bad. :lolNot as bad as when a virgin tries to start a thread about it.

Koolaid_Man
11-21-2011, 06:45 AM
If she has the mental capacity to string together that many words cohesively, she's not having an orgasm--she's stroking your ego.

in addition to my first comment here's another way you can tell she's having a good orgasm if she says verbatim: " Kool Kool Kool...ouch shit Kool...ohhh baby it feels so good in my ass baby, ouch... ok baby ok ok ok."

now if you're in a relationship with a white dude or married to one then this may indeed be impossible...:lol

Koolaid_Man
11-21-2011, 06:46 AM
Not as bad as when a virgin tries to start a thread about it.

an ass virgin that would be me...:lol I'm ass fucked free...

ChumpDumper
11-21-2011, 01:41 PM
an ass virgin that would be me...:lol I'm ass fucked free...We'll be able to tell if you ever have sex because you'll stop making stupid threads about it.

Good luck. :toast

jag
11-21-2011, 02:13 PM
Loud screaming is usually a good indicator. The only downside to that, is if I'm not paying attention I'll end up screaming in her ear.

DeadlyDynasty
01-17-2012, 08:45 PM
:lolKool

:lolvirgin

Cyrano
01-17-2012, 09:12 PM
How can you tell? When you wake up your face looks like a glazed doughnut.

CavsSuperFan
01-19-2012, 07:07 AM
How You Can Tell If Your Woman Is Having A Good Orgasm?

Who cares....

Koolaid_Man
01-19-2012, 07:51 AM
While doing the deed...If she says and I mean verbatim: "Kool...shit you hitting my spot, ohhh fuck... get that pussy baby" then YES she's fucking having one...If you don't hear those exact words then my man you've never made your girl cum.

Marinate on that...:toast

IvKoxGExrRU


this is a fundamental truth doesn't change..:toast those exact words

The Gemini Method
01-19-2012, 11:44 AM
When she speaks in her native language or in tongues...I would surmise.

benefactor
01-19-2012, 02:46 PM
lol Kool. Stop watching porn and find a real woman for a change.

On the serious tip...it usually involves shaking and noises they make at no other time.

stretch
01-19-2012, 02:54 PM
While doing the deed...If she says and I mean verbatim: "Kool...shit you hitting my spot, ohhh fuck... get that pussy baby" then YES she's fucking having one...If you don't hear those exact words then my man you've never made your girl cum.


I normally get that "ooooh shit, Im cumming on your big dick." I just smile and watch them glow.

so basically, the only time you morons get pussy is when you pay for it?

leemajors
01-19-2012, 02:54 PM
You can feel it if you are doing it right.

stretch
01-19-2012, 02:58 PM
You can feel it if you are doing it right.

Pretty much this.

z0sa
01-19-2012, 03:04 PM
:lmao

DeadlyDynasty
01-19-2012, 03:10 PM
:lmao

Yup, OP really posted that:lol

YouTube
01-19-2012, 03:30 PM
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manufan10
01-19-2012, 03:42 PM
So Fleshlights have voice chips now.

Progress.

:lol

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lx5niomQxm1qid90i.gif

spurraider21
12-17-2014, 02:08 AM
:lol

Koolaid_Man
12-17-2014, 06:38 AM
I check daily on the amount of hits i get...i may need to start my own website...bravo sir good job.

lebomb
12-17-2014, 09:34 AM
I know I hit it good when she gets :dizzy, then she :smchode:, starts to :cry followed by :worthy: and then :sleep. Niggra is then :king