Koolaid_Man
11-23-2011, 06:32 AM
after you stuff your faces with that bird I would like for you to perform a self examination. It's a self examination that should be honest, candid, and full of rhetorical questions.
Mainly I want you to ask yourselves such as the following:
why do I really hate King Kool
what has he done to me that I didn't deserve or haven't done to myself
why am I so unhappy with myself to the point that I let my online relationships determine my emotional make-up
furthermore why am I so emotional over Laker fans
would I be truly happy if ST didn't exist
am I a 100% certified straight jacket nutcase for allowing some online guy to play with my emotions
what is Kool's secret to success on ST and how can I emulate him
why am I living vicariously through Kool who lives vicariously through Kobe's on court exploits
Can I ever look myself in the mirror and be honest with myself about my fandom inferiority complex
How can I improve my personality and build on my strengths instead of being jealous of Kool and the Laker nation.
I think these are questions that if asked rhetorically would be a good start that would have a meaningful impact on your ST life and beyond.
If you're honest with yourself some possible answers to those rhetorical questions would likely be:
I have no life and so what Kool says online hurts my feelings
I thought 4 titles would be enough to be thought of as the best but that fucking Kobe went and ruined it
The Lakers and their fans are just so gotdam fresh and so clean they have that fly ass pedigree and descent
Kool is really a cool guy I'm a bit jealous because I would like to be able to do some of the things he does such as white water rafting which I secretly think is a real man's hobby
Maybe Kool is right about me. Why do I get so mad about online conversations. Maybe I do need to get laid in real life
I was brought up to beleive all black guys were uneducated monsters and getting owned by Kool on a daily basis is quite a fucking culture shock.
If you take this exam I'm more than sure it will force you to look at your issues and come clean about who you are as a person.
Stop the hating campaign 2012. You guys complain about Kobe being a snitch back in the day but you have the personalities that lend itself to not only snitching but getting fucked on a daily basis.
Live and let live. Kori / Kobe/ and Kool - The new KKK
Mainly I want you to ask yourselves such as the following:
why do I really hate King Kool
what has he done to me that I didn't deserve or haven't done to myself
why am I so unhappy with myself to the point that I let my online relationships determine my emotional make-up
furthermore why am I so emotional over Laker fans
would I be truly happy if ST didn't exist
am I a 100% certified straight jacket nutcase for allowing some online guy to play with my emotions
what is Kool's secret to success on ST and how can I emulate him
why am I living vicariously through Kool who lives vicariously through Kobe's on court exploits
Can I ever look myself in the mirror and be honest with myself about my fandom inferiority complex
How can I improve my personality and build on my strengths instead of being jealous of Kool and the Laker nation.
I think these are questions that if asked rhetorically would be a good start that would have a meaningful impact on your ST life and beyond.
If you're honest with yourself some possible answers to those rhetorical questions would likely be:
I have no life and so what Kool says online hurts my feelings
I thought 4 titles would be enough to be thought of as the best but that fucking Kobe went and ruined it
The Lakers and their fans are just so gotdam fresh and so clean they have that fly ass pedigree and descent
Kool is really a cool guy I'm a bit jealous because I would like to be able to do some of the things he does such as white water rafting which I secretly think is a real man's hobby
Maybe Kool is right about me. Why do I get so mad about online conversations. Maybe I do need to get laid in real life
I was brought up to beleive all black guys were uneducated monsters and getting owned by Kool on a daily basis is quite a fucking culture shock.
If you take this exam I'm more than sure it will force you to look at your issues and come clean about who you are as a person.
Stop the hating campaign 2012. You guys complain about Kobe being a snitch back in the day but you have the personalities that lend itself to not only snitching but getting fucked on a daily basis.
Live and let live. Kori / Kobe/ and Kool - The new KKK