Famous basketball biographies

[ElNono]

"The Last Season" - Phil Jackson

"I'll die for my friends" - JR Smith

"Hand down, man down" - Mark Jackson

"Class" - Tim Duncan

"54 years of basketball" - Greg Oden

"Into the cuckoo's nest" - Metta World Peace's therapist

"Snitchin N Bitchin" - Kobe Bryant

"The Country Ham Book" - Lamar Odom

"Lincoln, n!gga!" - DeShawn Stevenson

"Touched by an Angel" - Richard Jefferson w/intro by Luke Walton

"Wife beater" - Jason Kidd feat. Matt Barnes

"Glass three quarters full" - Lebron James

"To... to, to... total baaaa... baaaa... baaasketball" - Kenyon Martin


What else am I missing?

[Stalin]

"The Last Season" - Phil Jackson

"I'll die for my friends" - JR Smith

"Hand down, man down" - Mark Jackson

"Class" - Tim Duncan

"54 years of basketball" - Greg Oden

"Into the cuckoo's nest" - Metta World Peace's therapist

"Snitchin N Bitchin" - Kobe Bryant

"The Country Ham Book" - Lamar Odom

"Lincoln, n!gga!" - DeShawn Stevenson

"Touched by an Angel" - Richard Jefferson w/intro by Luke Walton

"Wife beater" - Jason Kidd feat. Matt Barnes

"Glass three quarters full" - Lebron James

"To... to, to... total baaaa... baaaa... baaasketball" - Kenyon Martin


What else am I missing?


"54 years of basketball" - Greg Oden :lol

[DMC]

"Sink or Swim, the story of the New Orleans Hornets" - David Stern

[lefty]

" Opportunism for dummies " Matt Bonner

" Overcoming senility " Gregg Popovich

" Senile people who think they overcame senility " Tim Duncan

" Gone with the wind " Los Angeles Lakers

Any Harlequin book - Pau Gasol

" Pride and Prejudice " Richard Jefferson; co-authored by Luke Walton

[skut_farkus]

"gun safety" By Jason Williams

[skut_farkus]

"30 men in 30 nights"- Richard "dick" Jefferson

[pass1st]

"White man, black skin" - Tim "D&D" Duncan
"How does my ass taste?" - Shaq
"How does my ass taste 2: Karma's a bitch" - Shaq
"I married a slab of bacon" - Odom
"Why the fuck am I here?" - Luke Walton
"2 chips, 5 mil, 0 minutes" -Adam Morrison
"Spreading the floor" - Bonner ft Pop
"MVP" - Tiago Splitter
"Shipping out....literally" - CP3 (will be put on shelves when he leaves NOH)
"She liked it rough" - Kobe ft Neal

[Giuseppe]

This reminds of that one thread where I couldn't get the hang of it for like forever.

Jesus Christ, that was just awful. I was taking it literally and Dumper & 4rings were ltao.

I'm not even venturing it this time. No thanks.

[Stalin]

"White man, black skin" - Tim "D&D" Duncan
"How does my ass taste?" - Shaq
"How does my ass taste 2: Karma's a bitch" - Shaq
"I married a slab of bacon" - Odom
"Why the fuck am I here?" - Luke Walton
"2 chips, 5 mil, 0 minutes" -Adam Morrison
"Spreading the floor" - Bonner ft Pop
"MVP" - Tiago Splitter
"Shipping out....literally" - CP3 (will be put on shelves when he leaves NOH)
"She liked it rough" - Kobe ft Neal

the goods, tbh

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

"gun safety" By Jason Williams
"motorcycle safety" by Jay Williams

[DMC]

"Predicting Success" - Culburn

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

:lmao

[Giuseppe]

You got no room, D. You said the players would rule the owners.

2,000 million dollars later that ain't true.

[cheguevara]

"life after major breast reduction" - Andrew Bynum
"on life and enjoying the wrong hole" - Kobe Bryant
"how to enjoy fat greasy white women" - Lamar Odom
"monologos de la vagina" - Pau Gasol

[BanditHiro]

"How To: Drink and Drive" RC Buford

[DMC]

"Feeding My Kids" - Latrell Sprewell

[DMC]

"Team Chemistry" -Tony Parker

[lefty]

"I came, I saw, I conquered" - Kobe Bryant

"I came" - Luke Walton

[Stalin]

"I came, I saw, I conquered" - Kobe Bryant

"I came" - Luke Walton

:lol

[Brazil]

"In Scottie Pippen's skin" Lebron James

[DMC]

"I came, I saw, I conquered" - Kobe Bryant

"I came, I caught, I cankered" - Luke Walton

fify :lol

[pass1st]

"My son's decision" - Denlonte West

[DMC]

"How I Met Your Mother" - Delonte West

[Stalin]

dmc never dissapoints when it comes to bringing the fails

[DMC]

dmc never dissapoints when it comes to bringing the fails
"Following the Leader" - Stalin

[Killakobe81]

"The Last Season" - Phil Jackson

"I'll die for my friends" - JR Smith

"Hand down, man down" - Mark Jackson

"Class" - Tim Duncan

"54 years of basketball" - Greg Oden

"Into the cuckoo's nest" - Metta World Peace's therapist

"Snitchin N Bitchin" - Kobe Bryant

"The Country Ham Book" - Lamar Odom

"Lincoln, n!gga!" - DeShawn Stevenson

"Touched by an Angel" - Richard Jefferson w/intro by Luke Walton"Wife beater" - Jason Kidd feat. Matt Barnes

"Glass three quarters full" - Lebron James"To... to, to... total baaaa... baaaa... baaasketball" - Kenyon Martin


What else am I missing?

The bolded ones are funny ... the Kmart one ....is just wrong :rollin

[Brazil]

"My only fan BR" Diana Taurasi

[Killakobe81]

"How I Met Your Mother" - Delonte West

I did not think that was bad ...

"Pussy whipped and loving it" - Doug Christie

"You know the game ... your bitch chose me" - Shaquille O'Neal with a foreword by Tony Parker

[DMC]

"Closing the Deal" -Avery Johnson fw by Mike D'Antoni

[Capt Bringdown]

"Turd Towers" Seemore Butts

[Jose Canseco]

"kwned" - Kris Humphries

"Baller!" - Reggie Evans

"Whose Line Is It Anyway?" - Len Bias

"Head, Shoulders, Knees are Broke, Knees are Broke" - Greg Oden

"Fuck My Wife, Please" - Steve Nash, forward by Brent Barry

[Killakobe81]

"kwned" - Kris Humphries

"Baller!" - Reggie Evans

"Whose Line Is It Anyway?" - Len Bias

"Head, Shoulders, Knees are Broke, Knees are Broke" - Greg Oden

"Fuck My Wife, Please" - Steve Nash, forward by Brent Barry

Missed that one, who stole Nash's? any links?

[baseline bum]

You Don't Run to the Train; You Run From the Train -- Eddie Griffin

[Killakobe81]

Found it ...wow I missed that. But what i just read said the people thought the baby would be black?:lol

DOK, cully or any zona folks can you confirm this ...as well as you can confirm a TMZ type story?

[Giuseppe]

Found it ...wow I missed that. But what i just read said the people thought the baby would be black?:lol

DOK, cully or any zona folks can you confirm this ...as well as you can confirm a TMZ type story?

As the ace of spades.

[Texas_Ranger]

''How to play Defense'' by Mike D'Antoni

[Killakobe81]

"MILFs and the men who love them" - Delonte West

"The art of the jump-shot" - Shawn Marion

[baseline bum]

1984 - Magic Johnson

[baseline bum]

Manufacturing Consent - Kobe Bryant

[Giuseppe]

1984 - Magic Johnson

The Bum

[Giuseppe]

I'd like to try one, but, I'm afraid.

[mavs>spurs]

We wish you were scared to speak more often.

[Giuseppe]

We wish you were scared to speak more often.

Obviously this kind of materiel isn't my forte. You assholes laughed at me last time for 3 fuckin' months. I even showed my stuff to the old lady and she fuckin' laughed.

Forget it.

[mavs>spurs]

Link?

[Giuseppe]

Link?

Leave it alone. Hell, it got so bad that I sent a nice PM to both Luva & Kool asking them if I was on course with my stuff. One wrote back asking about the weather here and the other wanted me to send him a USPS Money Order for $10. Neither said a word of support.

Until this DoK Fiasco it was the worst time I ever had on the NBA Forum/sans The Princess running me off that time.

[hater]

How to Deal with Santorum - Kobe Bryant

[lefty]

" One day, I'll play in the NBA " Vassilis Spanoulis

[adrienne]

"Monsters of Arena Rock: My Life and Career After Basketball" by Dirk Nowitzki

[Trill Clinton]

"Frontrunning for dummies"by random laker fan

[Killakobe81]

"If I did rape that drunken whore ... how come I did not get charged?!" - Choo-choo Neal, with a foreword from Random spur fan

[Giuseppe]

^Damn,,,Killa, gettin' his back up.

[Trill Clinton]

"Jordan retired: From this day forward I will be a laker fan"- average laker fan

[Killakobe81]

"Jordan retired: From this day forward I will be a laker fan"- average laker fan

"Duncan retired ...oh wait no he didn't ...damn, we are f%#ked" - average NBA forum, spur fan

[Trill Clinton]

"Duncan retired ...oh wait no he didn't ...damn, we are f%#ked" - average NBA forum, spur fan

:lol

[Giuseppe]

Killa, risin' up.

Smight 'em, K!!!

[Killakobe81]

:lol

It's all good trill :toast ... glad we can share a laugh ... cant wait for the season one way or another.

If we are good enough we will be a contender (Mavs/Heat are the favorites) and if we don't expect the FO to react. Either way the next 2 seasons will shape the Lakers immediate future ...

[Trill Clinton]

It's all good trill :toast ... glad we can share a laugh ... cant wait for the season one way or another.

If we are good enough we will be a contender (Mavs/Heat are the favorites) and if we don't expect the FO to react. Either way the next 2 seasons will shape the Lakers immediate future ...

likewise:toast

Yea the usuals in the West will contend, again but we'll see how the chips fall after the FA period ends. We're already in rebuild mode with an aging star so I don't expect a championship run. I'd be happy with a 2nd round exit.

[DMC]

Luck_The_Fakers_Luck_The_Fakers_Luck_The_Fakers_Lu ck_The_Fakers_Luck_The_Fakers_Luck_The_Fakers_s
The gift that just keeps giving

[benefactor]

"Signing Basketball Players While Drunk - The Bonner/Jefferson Chronicles" by R.C. Buford.

[Killakobe81]

"How to legally steal money" - Luke Walton, RJ, Eddy Curry and countless other NBA stiffs

[DMC]

"Engaging the Fans" -Metta World Peace, fw by Ron Artest.

[Trill Clinton]

"My story: Life as the realest Luck_The_Fakers_Luck_The_Fakers_Luck_The_Fakers_Lu ck_The_Fakers_Luck_The_Fakers_ in the NBA"- Stephen Jackson

[Killakobe81]

How To Take Over A Forum - Luva

:lol

[DMC]

How To Take Over A Forum - Luva
"Paki Men Aren't Horses" -Luva

[DMC]

I'd like to try one, but, I'm afraid.
Let me help you...

"If I've Said It Once...." - Culby

[pass1st]

"Chapter 134" - Bandwagon Laker Fan

[lefty]

" I got a taste of my own medicine last summer "
Kobe Bryant

"让我离开这里 "
Kenyon Martin

[Killakobe81]

" I got a taste of my own medicine last summer "
Kobe Bryant

"让我离开这里 "
Kenyon Martin

LMAO :lmao

[Nathan89]

" I got a taste of my own medicine last summer "
Kobe Bryant

"让我离开这里 "
Kenyon Martin

:rollin

[DMC]

"让我离开这里 "
Kenyon Martin
:lmao

[DMC]

"The Importance of Practice" - Allen Iverson

[baseline bum]

"让我离开这里 "
Kenyon Martin

:rollin

[DMC]

There should be a few new ones now.

[Giuseppe]

Oh, no, not this again.

Aside from practicing all day in front of myself in a mirror for that phone call to Mono's Internet call in show only to be hung up on within 20 seconds this kind of thread was my most humiliating moment and that includes The Prediction.

[DMC]

Oh, no, not this again.

Aside from practicing all day in front of myself in a mirror for that phone call to Mono's Internet call in show only to be hung up on within 20 seconds this kind of thread was my most humiliating moment and that includes The Prediction.
The Prediction!!

[Nathan89]

"让我离开这里 "
Kenyon Martin

translated to- "Let me out of here"

Previously I didn't translate it.

[LkrFan]

"The Last Season" - Phil Jackson

"I'll die for my friends" - JR Smith

"Hand down, man down" - Mark Jackson

"Class" - Tim Duncan

"54 years of basketball" - Greg Oden

"Into the cuckoo's nest" - Metta World Peace's therapist

"Snitchin N Bitchin" - Kobe Bryant

"The Country Ham Book" - Lamar Odom

"Lincoln, n!gga!" - DeShawn Stevenson

"Touched by an Angel" - Richard Jefferson w/intro by Luke Walton

"Wife beater" - Jason Kidd feat. Matt Barnes

"Glass three quarters full" - Lebron James

"To... to, to... total baaaa... baaaa... baaasketball" - Kenyon Martin


What else am I missing?

That's fuggged up! :lmao

[LkrFan]

"How To: Drink and Drive" RC Buford

:toast

[LkrFan]

"让我离开这里 "
Kenyon Martin

:lmao :lmao :lmao

[mavs>spurs]

"Controllinao's, Assholes & Trend Setting"

Culburn

[Kyle Orton]

How to pick up chicks

-timvp

[resistanze]

"Happy Feet"
-Yao Ming

[DMC]

"Deez Knees: Money for Nothing" - Brandon Roy fw by Andy Bynum

[pass1st]

"Forwarding private emails to everybody" - Dan Gilbert
"What the fuck just happened?" - Lakers ft Knicks & Blazers
"Hustling a shitty franchise" - Hornets
"You forgot about us" - Kings

[Giuseppe]

"Forwarding private emails to everybody" - Dan Gilbert
"What the fuck just happened?" - Lakers ft Knicks & Blazers
"I fuck my mother some more." - Pass
"Hustling a shitty franchise" - Hornets
"You forgot about us" - Kings


tee, hee.

[DMC]

tee, hee.
:rolleyes - Culburn

[pass1st]

Curly, crawling as fast as he can.

[Giuseppe]

Just go back and fuck your mother some more, Pass.

[pass1st]

You can make a request when you let those little boys out of your closet.

[Giuseppe]

^Does your mom have a big bush, Pass?

[Riddler]

"It's a small world" - Luva

[Riddler]

"Welshing made easy" - Kool

[lefty]

" The eye of Tiger "

- Kobe Bryant

[DJ Mbenga]

"The secret to getting laid: Naruto"- Lakaluva
"i once won 4 titles and then they forgot" Tim Duncan "
"Sons, real talk about the Duncan Myth" BR Hornet
"An American Dream: The Sue Bird story" BR Hornet
"Why i bet on Lebron and why i am not stupid to do so" HarlemHeat
"Why i left" Allanon
"Thank you based pop" Matt Bonner
"its called curiosity not gay" Luke Walton, with an intro by Richard Jefferson
"the honor of flopping" Derek Fisher with an epilogue by Manu Ginobli
"anything you can do i can do better" Matt Barnes with an intro by Jason kidd
"Im not 50 but ive grown to love crutches " Greg Oden
"its all an act, 1 +2 does =4" Metta World Peace
"i may be wrong, but i eat a donut for every wrong answer" Charles Barkley
"obama the bitch" rajan rondo
"yelling your way through life does work" KG

[pass1st]

"Basketball Reasons" - David Stern

[DMC]

bump

"Seven Seconds or Less, my Coaching Tenure" -Mike D

"Speaking Clearly" - Avery Johnson, FW by Gary Payton

[DMC]

"Duncan retired ...oh wait no he didn't ...damn, we are f%#ked" - average NBA forum, spur fan

lol how you like me now?

[racm]

"
"its called curiosity not gay" Luke Walton, with an intro by Richard Jefferson


Did you hear of the sequel written by Chandler Parsons?