Herman Cain...suspending Presidential campaign...

[fraga]

Plan B...some stupid website launch...

[Agloco]

13/13/13

[baseline bum]

:cry :cry :cry media hates me :cry :cry :cry

[boutons_deux]

dis bro is CARBONized toast.

[Stringer_Bell]

That's some bullshit. I can't believe it, he should've just ran the fucking ship onto land instead of letting it sink while he swiftly escapes on his yacht that was paid for by his guest speaking fees.

[JoeChalupa]

He's officially in "Palin" mode.

[ChuckD]

He's officially in "Palin" mode.

He was never in any other. If it didn't happen now, it would have immediately after Iowa. He has no ground forces in any other state, not even NH. He never had a campaign, only a book tour.

[ElNono]

Where are the crackers for Cain?

[ChumpDumper]

He's a cracker for Newt now I'm sure.

[boutons_deux]

Like pitbull bitch, he's now nothing but a venal, money-grubbing political celebrity of no conseqence on the political scene. His "campaign" was not but self-promoting fame-pumping. His career now is pimping book and $100K speeches to right-wing assholes.

[fraga]

I think he will soon find a spot as the next Fox "News" contributor...

[Cry Havoc]

Where are the crackers for Cain?

[Cry Havoc]

http://www.theonion.com/articles/rumors-of-extramarital-affair-end-campaign-of-pres,26801/

Rumors Of Extramarital Affair End Campaign Of Presidential Candidate Who Didn't Know China Has Nuclear Weapons

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[Cry Havoc]

Herman Cain cites Pokemon in concession

Herman Cain quoted from a source he identified as “the Pokemon movie” in a speech suspending his presidential campaign Saturday.

“I believe these words came from the Pokemon movie,” Cain said. “Life can be a challenge. Life can seem impossible. It’s never easy when there’s so much on the line. But you and I can make a difference. There’s a mission just for you and me.”

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He continued: “Just look inside and you will find just what you can do.”

In previous speeches, Cain has attributed the quotation to “a poet.”



Read more: http://www.politico.com/news/stories/1211/69700.html#ixzz1fXgdhJpf


Nothing gets the GOP fanbase fired up like Simcity budgets and the Pokemon movie. :lmao

[TDMVPDPOY]

lol gettin quotes out of pokemon movie...fkn fail

[DMC]

When "hopefuls" get going, it's almost comedic how fast these extra-marital affairs knock them down.

Hint: If you've been laying pipe on the side, don't run for President. Someone is going to find out. (does not apply to Bill Clinton)

[Winehole23]

i've heard suspension parsed like this: Cain can still raise and spend funds.