Kobe doesn't want Chris Paul

[rayjayjohnson]

LOS ANGELES, CA - Kobe Bryant spoke out today on the dramatic three-team trade scuttled by Commissioner David Stern yesterday that would have seen New Orleans point guard playing in purple and yellow. Also involved in the deal was forward Pau Gasol, who would move to the Houston Rockets, whilst Lamar Odom would be suiting up for the Hornets.

Bryant, in a candid moment with reporters outside the laker's practice facility said "To tell the truth, I didn't want him playing here. For all of those years where I played second fiddle to Shaq, and then Pau, I don't think I could have possibly been able to handle it a third time." When asked if he thought the Commissioner has stepped in on his behalf, he replied "Oh, definitely, definitely. Just like how he came through for me after that 6 from 24 night and still gave me that Finals MVP, even though Pau was standing right next to me, all ready to take that trophy and shit, that meant a lot."

Bryant cut his interview short and left only minutes later when he saw a piece of white tail who didn't look like she'd give consent.

Source (http://tiny.cc/axbmz)

[IronMexican]

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[Giuseppe]

Kobe: 2

Daddy: 1

[JamStone]

Brool cory sto

[Giuseppe]

Jammie, gettin' his fuck on.

[mavsfan1000]

Kobe is an idiot. Chris Paul is the missing link to the Lakers. They needed more athleticism and a true point guard. Now they got it. No more Fisher making the offense slow and predictable. Fastbreak points are going to be back for the Lakers.

[DeadlyDynasty]

Nice effort, ray

[DeadlyDynasty]

Kobe is an idiot. Chris Paul is the missing link to the Lakers. They needed more athleticism and a true point guard. Now they got it. No more Fisher making the offense slow and predictable. Fastbreak points are going to be back for the Lakers.

God damn you are one stupid motherfucker

[DJ Mbenga]

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[Giuseppe]

God damn you are one stupid motherfucker

But, at least he's conscious. Christ, until this Cp3 thing he's been walking around in a trance since the Mavs won it.

[mavsfan1000]

God damn you are one stupid motherfucker
4-0 It was obvious that whole series the Lakers were too slow. In particular at point guard.

[DeadlyDynasty]

4-0 It was obvious that whole series the Lakers were too slow. In particular at point guard.

jesus christ, bullsfan...read the op's post, then read yours.

[rayjayjohnson]

if it only works on one stupid mavs/bullsfan, then it was a success.

[JamStone]

if it only works on one stupid mavs/bullsfan, then it was a success.

:toast

[Killakobe81]

Kobe is an idiot. Chris Paul is the missing link to the Lakers. They needed more athleticism and a true point guard. Now they got it. No more Fisher making the offense slow and predictable. Fastbreak points are going to be back for the Lakers.

:lol

[Obstructed_View]

God damn you are one stupid motherfucker

:lol

[mavsfan1000]

Fucking stupid thread. Just saw the link.

[hehateme]

God damn you are one stupid motherfucker

+1..the fucking dumb blonde of the nba forums I say

[BlackSwordsMan]

That's pretty ballsy of Kobe to say that. Especially with a talented player such as CP3

[Splits]

Fucking stupid thread. Just saw the link.

LOL! Who could possibly think Kome actually would say that? Mavsfan, that's who.

[mavsfan1000]

LOL! Who could possibly think Kome actually would say that? Mavsfan, that's who.
Credit the OP for disguising it as real.

[m>s]

this thread is stupid as it gets but what else do you think a chink is capable of, except making stupid threads?

[ducks]

cp3 would save kobe altleast two seasons if the trade happens

[DMC]

Credit the OP for disguising it as real.
You would suck a cock painted like a cucumber and swear you were misled.

[rayjayjohnson]

this thread is stupid as it gets but what else do you think a chink is capable of, except making stupid threads?

lol nub, i'm whiter than nash

[pass1st]

Kobe is going to ride on coattails and like it if he wants more rings.

[Giuseppe]

You would suck a cock painted like a cucumber and swear you were misled.

Honestly, I thought Thou knew it was comedy but was commenting on Bryant nonetheless.

[boutons_deux]

David Stern's decision leaves Lakers in disarray

This was not a Lakers team that had been reprimanded. This was a Lakers team that had been rolled.

Judging from the surreal scene at the Lakers' first practice Friday, the NBA's weak-kneed commissioner, David Stern, did more than just veto their trade for New Orleans star Chris Paul.

He vetoed their strong sense of team, their legendary sense of calm, and even, briefly, Metta World Peace's sense of humor.

"I heard what happened, but I'm still lost on the situation," he said, shaking his head.

Despite sweating together for more than four hours at the Toyota Center in the first focused team activity in eight months, the Lakers all seemed lost, some of them literally.

Pau Gasol, one of the two Lakers supposedly traded, showed up and then walked out.

Lamar Odom, the other Laker supposedly traded, showed up late and then walked out.

There were only nine players on the floor to being a practice that could not be completed without dudes from the D-League.

"It was kind of crazy," Andrew Bynum said. "We were making up drills."

By the time that practice ended, some of the players were not only sweat-stained, but glassy eyed and confused, with the only absolute truth reportedly being uttered by General Manager Mitch Kupchak to the team in a morning meeting.

"He said it was an awkward moment," Bynum said.

The awkwardness was caused, of course, by Stern, who committed treason against the office of commissioner by killing Thursday night's deal in which the Lakers used Odom and Gasol to acquire Paul, a point guard who would give them the backcourt speed and athleticism they have long craved.

Was it a good deal? No. I had written an entire column ripping the deal before Stern canceled the trade and killed the story.

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[LakerHater]

Brown coaching... KoMes body language!

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[pass1st]

man wtf is brown doing,

[LakerHater]

Already startin off bad for Brown!