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adrienne
12-10-2011, 10:02 PM
I can't wait.

Giuseppe
12-10-2011, 10:04 PM
You can use my face as a seat.

adrienne
12-10-2011, 10:06 PM
First of all....stop it. Second...I'm not going, I just hope everyone boos Dwight Howard to death.

Giuseppe
12-10-2011, 10:07 PM
First of all....stop it. Second...I'm not going, I just hope everyone boos Dwight Howard to death.

You always tease us, Addy. Do you ever think about us when you're playing with your luncheon loaf?

TimDunkem
12-10-2011, 10:10 PM
You always tease us, Addy. Do you ever think about us when you're playing with your luncheon loaf?
:lol

Magua
12-10-2011, 10:11 PM
I've come to the realization that Giuseppe is someone like Dennis Hopper's character in Blue Velvet, in real life

Giuseppe
12-10-2011, 10:22 PM
:lol

I still got it!!!

badfish22
12-10-2011, 10:51 PM
You can use my face as a seat.

Giuseppe

TimDunkem
12-10-2011, 11:00 PM
I've come to the realization that Giuseppe is someone like Dennis Hopper's character in Blue Velvet, in real life
I've thought the exact same thing myself.

Giuseppe
12-10-2011, 11:03 PM
Addy

he never saw her
she always watched
she tried to hold him
he would not stay
she watched his eyes
he did not see
she closed her eyes
he saw her tears
he could not stay

- Culburn369

Bill_Brasky
12-10-2011, 11:06 PM
You can use my face as a seat.

RLWP :lol

pass1st
12-10-2011, 11:09 PM
Curly getting anxious, viagra kicking in.

djohn2oo8
12-10-2011, 11:09 PM
You can use my face as a seat.

The Toilet!!!!

Giuseppe
12-10-2011, 11:12 PM
An oldie, but, a goodie:::

Barren no more

Kori rises at the cause of the tumult below
Quietly she closes the door behind her
They are both asleep
She descends the staircase
Her short nightgown awash in teal blue
"Shouldn't you be eating that cereal in your mom's basement?”
she queries
The black framed plasma drenched in Laker gold
"What happened to my reinstatement, girl?"
he queries
The plasma Hellish sharp as the ball rockets out to Horry
"Tim says 'no.'"
she rapidly retorts
The plasma defiantly glares as Horry says nary a word
Luva rises in Los Angeles
She ascends the staircase
the child, their child,
sound & safe above
Kori, barren no more

- Culburn369

pass1st
12-10-2011, 11:34 PM
Curly, father of Edgar Allan Poe.

NRHector
12-10-2011, 11:51 PM
The Toilet!!!!:lol

TimDunkem
12-10-2011, 11:57 PM
The Toilet!!!!
:lol

DMC
12-11-2011, 12:44 AM
Culby, Weird Motherfucker


Slowly he types, he's fucked in the head
He would like to piss but he's stuck in his bed
His bladder is swollen, unlike his cock
His prostate enlarged, hard as a rock


It's a work in progress

Giuseppe
12-11-2011, 12:46 AM
^Hold out your hand. I'll give ya a fuckin' work in progrress.