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timvp
12-13-2011, 05:29 PM
"Chemistry is something that you don't just throw in the frying pan and mix it up with another something, then throw it on top of something, then fry it up and put it in a tortilla and put in a microwave, heat it up and give it to you and expect it to taste good."

-Kevin Garnett (http://espn.go.com/boston/nba/story/_/id/7349548/boston-celtics-kevin-garnett-calls-david-stern-rushed-training-camp), third best PF (http://www1.pictures.zimbio.com/gi/Tim+Duncan+Dirk+Nowitzki+Dallas+Mavericks+8y4_OWUs sLLl.jpg) of his generation
timvp
12-13-2011, 05:29 PM
tbh kg had spurs fans at 'tortilla'
Giuseppe
12-13-2011, 05:36 PM
At least he didn't call Stern "gutless."
jag
12-13-2011, 05:36 PM
I'm convinced he can neither read nor write.
DeadlyDynasty
12-13-2011, 05:55 PM
I'm convinced he can neither read nor write.

Did his skin color give it away?
LnGrrrR
12-13-2011, 05:57 PM
That man is a poet.
DeadlyDynasty
12-13-2011, 06:03 PM
"Chemistry is something that you don't just throw in the frying pan and mix it up with baking soda, then throw in 3/4 cup of water, fry it up, and then put it in the freezer for 15 minutes, spark it up and give it to you and expect it to feel good."
ElNono
12-13-2011, 07:09 PM
Everything is pooossssiiiibbblllleeeeee
DMC
12-13-2011, 07:14 PM
He's right. There's no reason to microwave something you just fried.
ElNono
12-13-2011, 07:16 PM
At least he can spell chemistry...
Obstructed_View
12-14-2011, 01:16 AM
tbh kg had spurs fans at 'tortilla'

Actually, he probably had most Spurs fans at "fry it up".
angelbelow
12-14-2011, 02:31 AM
That man is a poet.

"I'm sitting in the house loading up the pump, loading up the Uzi, I've got a couple of M -16s, a couple of 9s and a couple of joints with some silencers on them. I'm just loading up clips, a couple of grenades, a missile launcher with a couple of missiles. I'm ready for war."
- Kevin Garnett preparing for a basketball game

No kidding.
DAF86
12-14-2011, 04:30 AM
Chemstry? I don't know what that is.
mavs>spurs
12-14-2011, 10:18 AM
Isn't KG also married to an older woman?
cheguevara
12-14-2011, 10:30 AM
El Che can cook and I understand what KG was trying to say. You cannot just throw some shit in the pan and expect it to taste good. One of the better KG quotes IMO :tu
Giuseppe
12-14-2011, 11:00 AM
Isn't KG also married to an older woman?

Pass's mother.
Scrub
12-14-2011, 11:22 AM
I'm convinced he can neither read nor write.
LnGrrrR
12-14-2011, 04:16 PM
"I'm sitting in the house loading up the pump, loading up the Uzi, I've got a couple of M -16s, a couple of 9s and a couple of joints with some silencers on them. I'm just loading up clips, a couple of grenades, a missile launcher with a couple of missiles. I'm ready for war."
- Kevin Garnett preparing for a basketball game

No kidding.

Someone needs to put that shit on wax.