Kobe & Vanessa Divorce?

[Killakobe81]

I know If i didn't one of you knobslobbers would ...but here is the TMZ story:

Vanessa Bryant filed legal docs Friday afternoon, citing "irreconcilable differences."

Sources connected with the couple tell TMZ ... Vanessa -- who stuck by Kobe after he was charged with sexually assaulting a Colorado woman in 2003 -- decided to end the marriage because she believes Kobe has been unfaithful ... again.

As one source puts it, "She's been dealing with these incidents for a long time and has been a faithful wife, but she's finally had enough," adding, "This one is the straw that broke the camel's back."

And our sources say ... Kobe "desperately" wants to win Vanessa back and will do "whatever it takes" to save their 10 1/2 year marriage.

According to the legal docs, Vanessa is asking for joint custody of their 2 daughters -- 8-year-old Natalia and 5-year-old Giana -- but Vanessa is asking that Kobe get visitation rights, which means she wants the kids in her care most of the time.

We've learned the couple has NO PRENUP, so 29-year-old Vanessa is entitled to half of the empire Kobe built over the last decade.

She's also requesting spousal support ... which is typical in divorce cases. Kobe, who filed his response to the divorce minutes after Vanessa filed her petition, says he will pay her spousal support.

What a great start to the Lakers season. Me personally I don't care about off the court stuff ... but it's Kobe. It's L.A. it's a hollywood story because of it ...this sucks ...team has to face MORE distractions.

[Giuseppe]

... it's difficult to give up that strange wool, that slap & tickle, that bump & grind. I'm shocked that he lasted as long as he did. Fun & frolic to a man is special.

[Riddler]

lol no pre-nup

[midnightpulp]

lol no pre-nup

lol trying to win her back.

Pussy whipped faggot.

[Killakobe81]

... it's difficult to give up that strange wool, that slap & tickle, that bump & grind. I'm shocked that he lasted as long as he did. Fun & frolic to a man is special.

I don't condone infidelity ... but come on. this is something ELSE he learned from MJ !!!... you can't be one of the most richest, powerful athletes and TURN down ALL that grade-A ass ... that gets thrown his way ....it takes a stong and deeply religous man to do so.

I just hope they look better than the chicks Tiger hooked up with ...:lol

On a serious note, tough on the kids. Young girls need a daddy around to avoid "daddy issues" when dealing with men.

[DeadlyDynasty]

I was actually hoping he raped another broad instead...he played amazing between court dates

[Kori Ellis]

:lmao @ no pre-nup

How could he be so stupid?

[Koolaid_Man]

I know If i didn't one of you knobslobbers would ...but here is the TMZ story:

Vanessa Bryant filed legal docs Friday afternoon, citing "irreconcilable differences."

Sources connected with the couple tell TMZ ... Vanessa -- who stuck by Kobe after he was charged with sexually assaulting a Colorado woman in 2003 -- decided to end the marriage because she believes Kobe has been unfaithful ... again.

As one source puts it, "She's been dealing with these incidents for a long time and has been a faithful wife, but she's finally had enough," adding, "This one is the straw that broke the camel's back."

And our sources say ... Kobe "desperately" wants to win Vanessa back and will do "whatever it takes" to save their 10 1/2 year marriage.

According to the legal docs, Vanessa is asking for joint custody of their 2 daughters -- 8-year-old Natalia and 5-year-old Giana -- but Vanessa is asking that Kobe get visitation rights, which means she wants the kids in her care most of the time.

We've learned the couple has NO PRENUP, so 29-year-old Vanessa is entitled to half of the empire Kobe built over the last decade.

She's also requesting spousal support ... which is typical in divorce cases. Kobe, who filed his response to the divorce minutes after Vanessa filed her petition, says he will pay her spousal support.

What a great start to the Lakers season. Me personally I don't care about off the court stuff ... but it's Kobe. It's L.A. it's a hollywood story because of it ...this sucks ...team has to face MORE distractions.


good it was time...I've been saying for years this was his biggest sin...not having one..She should get half he didn't listen to his Pops and his Mom they tried to warn him on the Prenup but he declined...I guess he did it for love :lmao

But too much snatch out being thrown at him I couldn't deal with that shit either

To Vanessa :toast

[VBM]

That chick's tatted on him and everything

[BoricuaCJA]

wow no pre-nup. This off season has sucked for LA fans.

[mavs>spurs]

damn damn damn typical mexican women wwwhattttt the fuckkkkkkkk

i hate kobe as much as the next person, but this is wrong! robbing that ass blind imho

[Koolaid_Man]

I don't condone infidelity ... but come on. this is something ELSE he learned from MJ !!!... you can't be one of the most richest, powerful athletes and TURN down ALL that grade-A ass ... that gets thrown his way ....it takes a stong and deeply religous man to do so.

I just hope they look better than the chicks Tiger hooked up with ...:lol

On a serious note, tough on the kids. Young girls need a daddy around to avoid "daddy issues" when dealing with men.


I know I would cheat in a fucking heart beat..I'm a Ho and I know it...I've had the 3 am knocks on my hotel door..listen "a man is as faithful as his options"..- Chris Rock

[midnightpulp]

I don't condone infidelity ... but come on. this is something ELSE he learned from MJ !!!... you can't be one of the most richest, powerful athletes and TURN down ALL that grade-A ass ... that gets thrown his way ....it takes a stong and deeply religous man to do so.

I just hope they look better than the chicks Tiger hooked up with ...:lol

On a serious note, tough on the kids. Young girls need a daddy around to avoid "daddy issues" when dealing with men.

I don't think Kobe cheated again. 'Nessa had that boy on lock after Colorado.

No doubt when Kobe's friends ask him if he wants to hang out, he says, "I gotta ask the boss."

He's as infatuated with 'Nessa as Kool is with bananas.

[DeadlyDynasty]

:lmao @ no pre-nup

How could he be so stupid?

He married too young...people are so stupid at that age when it comes to marriage.

[benefactor]

:lol no pre-nup. She's about take his whining ass to the cleaners.

[Killakobe81]

:lmao @ no pre-nup

How could he be so stupid?

co-sign. She had him by the short hairs after Colorado.

To be honest he may get off cheap. My guess is anytime they fought or he wasnt answering his cellphone she probaly threw Colorado in his face ...

I ahte when girls hang on to "old shit" ...either get over it or leave ...but you aint gonna hang shit over my head ...

[midnightpulp]

I know I would cheat in a fucking heart beat..I'm a Ho and I know it...I've had the 3 am knocks on my hotel door..listen "a man is as faithful as his options"..- Chris Rock

I believe it.

"Room service here with your bananas, sir."

[m>s]

kobe is losing half of his properties & possessions imho which includes his rings, he only has 2.5 rings now tbh :lol


kobe: 2.5

old shitbag duncan: 4

[pass1st]

There goes 75% of Kobe's current wealth and 50% of every dollar he makes from now on.

Well, he can go off and marry a white girl if they break up.

[Koolaid_Man]

I believe it.

"Room service here with your bananas, sir."


those Bananas made me the Stud I am today :toast long and strong

[mavs>spurs]

kobe is losing half of his properties & possessions imho which includes his rings, he only has 2.5 rings now tbh :lol


kobe: 2.5

old shitbag duncan: 4

:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao :lmao

[Killakobe81]

I don't think Kobe cheated again. 'Nessa had that boy on lock after Colorado.

No doubt when Kobe's friends ask him if he wants to hang out, he says, "I gotta ask the boss."

He's as infatuated with 'Nessa as Kool is with bananas.

Please. Kobe just got caught in colorado. He cheated before. Im pretty sure he cheated after. Im sure when he went to work with Hakeem I'm sure that wasn't the only moves he was learning in Houston.

He could always use the went to work on my game, I got stuck in traffic excuse when he was tapping some ass. Now that the divorce papers are filed thses chicks will be coming out the woodwork ...

I guess those that enjoyed the Parker story wll now get some pay-back ...no?

[DeadlyDynasty]

kobe is losing half of his properties & possessions imho which includes his rings, he only has 2.5 rings now tbh :lol


kobe: 2.5

old shitbag duncan: 4

Rogue with the goods :lol

[I. Hustle]

Lol good for her.

[DeadlyDynasty]

and lol Kobe trying to win her back...dropping this on Bean right before the season started is a calculated shitbomb if i've ever seen one

[Killakobe81]

kobe is losing half of his properties & possessions imho which includes his rings, he only has 2.5 rings now tbh :lol


kobe: 2.5

old shitbag duncan: 4

That was pretty clever ... too bad a Spur fan didnt beat you to the punch ...:rollin

[LkrFan]

lol no pre-nup

:lol

I'm not sweating it though. Kobe almost spent the vast majority of his LIFE in prison if convicted in Colorado. How did that affect his focus on the court? :wakeup

[Killakobe81]

Damn, gold diggers are rejoicing in the streets tonight. Im guessing they wont get a shot at a no pre-nup marriage. but I bet they will seduce him with the line ... boys run in my family. Don't you want to keep your family name going, leave a legacy? :lol

[Giuseppe]

I don't condone infidelity

It's not infidelity to a guy. It's just in & out.

[tlongII]

I just hope we get to match up with those bastards in the 1st round of the playoffs. We'll destroy them.

[Killakobe81]

It's not infidelity to a guy. It's just in & out.

hmm I just had soe In n Out last night ..the burgers ... :lol

[Killakobe81]

I just hope we get to match up with those bastards in the 1st round of the playoffs. We'll destroy them.

:lol
:rollin
:lmao

[redzero]

:lol

I'm not sweating it though.

Of course you aren't, because it ain't your money.

Kobe = fucked

[BRHornet45]

Sons LOL at women like Vanessa who act as if they have "put up with so much" and have "been thru a lot" whenever they are married to guys worth hundreds of millions of dollars with no prenup involved. Bitch just shut the fuck up. You have never earned a dime in your life, you have had EVERYTHING handed to you on a silver platter, and you knew exactly what you were signing yourself up for. Now if you were married to a high school English teacher making $38k a year then I may be able to feel your pain, but you're married to Kobe Bryant so just shut the fuck up Vanessa ... you poor mans Salma Hayek

[tlongII]

Keep laughing Killa. We want to go through you guys in the playoffs. No other way to make it legit.

[DarkGinobili]

:lol:rollin

[Giuseppe]

When he first got away with the rape it was enough just to be outside the walls. The loss of all that clandestine naughties was put away for awhile as he tried to pay back the old lady for standing with him. But, it always creeps back in, beckoning a man.

Always.

[TimmehC]

kobe is losing half of his properties & possessions imho which includes his rings, he only has 2.5 rings now tbh :lol


kobe: 2.5

old shitbag duncan: 4

:lol:lol:lol

[redzero]

SniOXFhwIZ8

HALF

[DeadlyDynasty]

If there's one bright spot for him in this multi-million dollar expense it's that he won't have to suck on her sagging boobs anymore...in about 10 years he could play tetherball with them titties.

[Giuseppe]

If there's one bright spot for him in this multi-million dollar expense it's that he won't have to suck on her sagging boobs anymore...in about 10 years he could play tetherball with them titties.

But, what an ass. That thing spread out nice. Had to be as wide as an axe handle in that one photo.

[BRHornet45]

Sons she should also get his first 3 rings considering they don't belong to him in the first place.

Oh and CP3's 2007-08 MVP trophy as well.

[benefactor]

I can see it now...Kobe's cash spread all over the bed a la Indecent Proposal...while large, Dwight Howard built negro plows her like a snow drift.

[pass1st]

Lol, Blazers & playoffs

[Giuseppe]

Sons she should also get his first 3 rings as well considering they don't belong to him in the first place.

Oh and CP3's 2007-08 MVP trophy as well.

Only pussies & assholes cite MVPs.

[Giuseppe]

I can see it now...Kobe's cash spread all over the bed a la Indecent Proposal...while large, Dwight Howard built negro plows her like a snow drift.

I'll watch and when they achieve their crisis and their eyes are squinted shut I'll grab as much money as I can get.

[baseline bum]

CROFL at paying her half. Within 5 years we're going to see him riding shotgun with WorldPeace down I-5 in the white bronco.

[redzero]

Half.

[BRHornet45]

Only pussies & assholes cite MVPs.

Son have you got your Clipper jerseys in yet?

[Giuseppe]

Son have you got your Clipper jerseys in yet?

I don't defend my fandom.

It's my religion.

[Riddler]

Only pussies & assholes cite MVPs.

Not gonna even pull up all the times Kool cited MVPs

[Giuseppe]

Not gonna even pull up all the times Kool cited MVPs

Only pussies & assholes cite MVPs.

[Pelicans78]

I don't defend my fandom.

It's my religion.

Bend over. I'll show you my religion.

[DMC]

I don't condone infidelity ... but come on. this is something ELSE he learned from MJ !!!... you can't be one of the most richest, powerful athletes and TURN down ALL that grade-A ass ... that gets thrown his way ....it takes a stong and deeply religous man to do so.

I just hope they look better than the chicks Tiger hooked up with ...:lol

On a serious note, tough on the kids. Young girls need a daddy around to avoid "daddy issues" when dealing with men.

Sorry, but once a rapist always a rapist.

[slick'81]

didnt see this coming lol

[Giuseppe]

Sorry, but once a rapist always a rapist.

You've no room. Your Neal raped just like Kobe raped.

[JayTheClown]

For the simple fact he didn't get a prenub, Kobe deserves everything that's happening to him right now. :lol Poetic justice, Kobe ruined Shaqs marriage, and now Kobe is about to lose half his money from his sham marriage.

[DMC]

Sons LOL at women like Vanessa who act as if they have "put up with so much" and have "been thru a lot" whenever they are married to guys worth hundreds of millions of dollars with no prenup involved. Bitch just shut the fuck up. You have never earned a dime in your life, you have had EVERYTHING handed to you on a silver platter, and you knew exactly what you were signing yourself up for. Now if you were married to a high school English teacher making $38k a year then I may be able to feel your pain, but you're married to Kobe Bryant so just shut the fuck up Vanessa ... you poor mans Salma Hayek
She wanted a gold platter obviously.

That's what happens when you stop bringing the rings.

[redzero]

:lol Vanessa is taking up a large part of L.A.'s payroll.

[DMC]

You've no room. Your Neal raped just like Kobe raped.
Yeah, but Neal's wife isn't leaving him.

[Giuseppe]

Kobe ruined Shaqs marriage, and now Kobe is about to lose half his money

This is true.

[DMC]

True or not, I don't give a fuck, but if it is, she's got the same "what have you done for me lately" attitude that Kobe and the franchise and fans have laid upon Lakers' players over the years.

[Giuseppe]

Yeah, but Neal's wife isn't leaving him.

But, Neal raped just like Kobe raped.

[Nathan89]

SniOXFhwIZ8

HALF

:lmao That was good.

[InRareForm]

CROFL at paying her half. Within 5 years we're going to see him riding shotgun with WorldPeace down I-5 in the white bronco.

:lol

[Nathan89]

Kobe is good at crawlin' so maybe he crawl himself back into her heart.

[Giuseppe]

crawlin'

I'm a trend setter.

I set trends.

[Riddler]

Kobe "desperately" wants to win Vanessa back



Not looking good if it's game 7.

[BRHornet45]

Sons Kobe may reach out to his daddy Shaq and have him make a call to his people to "take care of it".

[lefty]

https://www.ticketsolutions.com/blogs/intentional-foul/images/karlmalonestache.jpg

[Riddler]

http://www.hiphoprx.com/content/uploads/2010/05/kobe-bryant-los-angeles-times-photoshoot-05.jpg

[Riddler]

http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/.a/6a00d8341c630a53ef0134802f972f970c-800wi

[BlackSwordsMan]

Stern fucked him and Vanessa just jizzed all over his face.

[JayTheClown]

http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/.a/6a00d8341c630a53ef0134802f972f970c-800wi

He looks like a Somali pirate magician. :lol

[lefty]

Malone's reaction to the news:

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/196/482825490_9b86411d4f.jpg

[The Third Man]

http://www.exposay.com/celebrity-photos/karl-malone-sr-29th-toyota-procelebrity-race-209IOB.jpg

[Bill_Brasky]

Sons LOL at women like Vanessa who act as if they have "put up with so much" and have "been thru a lot" whenever they are married to guys worth hundreds of millions of dollars with no prenup involved. Bitch just shut the fuck up. You have never earned a dime in your life, you have had EVERYTHING handed to you on a silver platter, and you knew exactly what you were signing yourself up for. Now if you were married to a high school English teacher making $38k a year then I may be able to feel your pain, but you're married to Kobe Bryant so just shut the fuck up Vanessa ... you poor mans Salma Hayek

+1....shoulda signed det prenup

[Baseline]

Eva Longoria is no longer the most eligibale bachelorette in L.A.

[024]

kobe is losing half of his properties & possessions imho which includes his rings, he only has 2.5 rings now tbh :lol


kobe: 2.5

old shitbag duncan: 4
:rollin

[baseline bum]

:rollin @ $100 million for bending over. So does he pay her stupid ass alimony too on top of losing half his shit?

[DJ Mbenga]

so Duncan now passed Jordan kobe and Shaq, by only banging one woman? good shit

[DMC]

Eva Longoria is no longer the most eligibale bachelorette in L.A.
Nope, now it's Kobe.

[NASpurs]

Did anybody read Kobe Bean Bryant's wikipedia entry about the prenup?

According to Vanessa's cousin Laila Laine, there was no prenuptial agreement (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prenuptial_agreement). Vanessa said Bryant "loved her too much for one".

:lmao

[baseline bum]

Did anybody read Kobe Bean Bryant's wikipedia entry about the prenup?

According to Vanessa's cousin Laila Laine, there was no prenuptial agreement (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prenuptial_agreement). Vanessa said Bryant "loved her too much for one".

:lmao

But not too much to violate honky skanks in Colorado?

[JayTheClown]

Nope, now it's Kobe.

This:lol

[redzero]

Did anybody read Kobe Bean Bryant's wikipedia entry about the prenup?

According to Vanessa's cousin Laila Laine, there was no prenuptial agreement (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prenuptial_agreement). Vanessa said Bryant "loved her too much for one".

:lmao

I wonder if Kobe ever saw Casino.

[King]

I know that a pre-nup would protect anything he brought into a marriage, but would she still not be entitled to half of what he's made during the marriage? Or is that protected against it, as well? Since he was considered the head of the household/bread-winner and all that?

Just wondering how those things work, legally.

[leemajors]

I know that a pre-nup would protect anything he brought into a marriage, but would she still not be entitled to half of what he's made during the marriage? Or is that protected against it, as well? Since he was considered the head of the household/bread-winner and all that?

Just wondering how those things work, legally.

@Coach_D_Antoni
According to California state law Vanessa Bryant is now entitled to 20 shots during each Lakers game. #HALF

[William Hung]

http://img139.imageshack.us/img139/2790/chrisrock2.gif

[Girasuck]

There goes 75% of Kobe's current wealth and 50% of every dollar he makes from now on.


Yeah, too bad for Kobe. He's only worth 100 million now. How will he cope?

[manufan10]

@Coach_D_Antoni
According to California state law Vanessa Bryant is now entitled to 20 shots during each Lakers game. #HALF

:lol

[mavs>spurs]

sons this is why i will never, EVER, get married without a prenup. fuckin stupid

[Giuseppe]

sons this is why i will never, EVER, get married without a prenup. fuckin stupid

You got to be Shoulder-to-Shoulder.

Then when the times are tough:::it's you & me against the world. And it's boundless.

[ChuckD]

You've no room. Your Neal raped just like Kobe raped.

You keep saying that, yet it keeps not being true. Only one of them was acquitted in a court of law by a jury of his peers, and his name was NOT Kobe Bryant. Neal didn't have the money to make a trial go away like Kobe did.

[Giuseppe]

You keep saying that, yet it keeps not being true. Only one of them was acquitted in a court of law by a jury of his peers, and his name was NOT Kobe Bryant. Neal didn't have the money to make a trial go away like Kobe did.

Your Neal raped just like Kobe.

And daddy, you know it. But, it wasn't your wife, child, or, mother. Just another girl in the way. So Pop scored the police blotters and it was jake with you.

[Spursfan092120]

:lol 2.5

[ColinB]

Chris Paul has been in LA for what, one day. Well done.

[ChuckD]

You keep saying that, yet it keeps not being true. Only one of them was acquitted in a court of law by a jury of his peers, and his name was NOT Kobe Bryant. Neal didn't have the money to make a trial go away like Kobe did.

[lefty]

kobe is losing half of his properties & possessions imho which includes his rings, he only has 2.5 rings now tbh :lol


kobe: 2.5

old shitbag duncan: 4
:lol:lol:lol:lol:lol:lol

[ElNono]

If anything, this guarantees he's going to be playing until he's 55...

[ElNono]

BTW, congratulations to Vanessa for cashing out...

[LkrFan]

If anything, this guarantees he's going to be playing until he's 55...

..and still be as effective as TOSB at age 35. :downspin:

[lefty]

http://bighugelabs.com/output/motivator012fed4927c141c67e74322451ad578114d4c45a. jpg

[Giuseppe]

- "It's like a nightmare. Just keeps getting worse."

- "Grady Seasons" - "The Color of Money"

[Killakobe81]

SniOXFhwIZ8

HALF

:lol I told my boy in L.A. the same thing ...

Instead of trying to talk to Kobe before he married that broad, they shoulda made him watch RAW ...

BTW, 1980's eddie murphy shits on any other comedian ...

[Dunc n Dave]

She obviously had this day planned since the Eagle, CO days. Her "housewives" friends probably told her to "hang in there" until the 10 year anniversary and then she'll be set for life!

Looks like she'll be getting 40% of his net monthly income FOR LIFE! See below....

California Spousal Support Guidelines
http://www.cadivorce.com/news/understanding-california-spousal-support-guidelines/

What is the Purpose of Spousal Support?

* Temporary spousal support is often decided at an Order to Show Cause Hearing that is scheduled because one spouse is making far less than the other.
* The purpose of the support is to provide the spouse with sufficient income for their basic needs and to ensure that their lifestyle will be able to remain consistent after the divorce.
* If the support receiving spouse played the role of the homemaker, they will need to find a job but are not expected to immediately.

How Long Will I Pay or Receive Spousal Support

* The duration of spousal support is thought to be linked to a transition period from married life to single life.
* The duration of support depends on a “rule of thumb.” For marriages that lasted less than ten years, the length of support will equal one half of the time. So for a marriage that lasted 8 years, support will have to be provided for 4 years.
* If you are married for longer than 10 years, the lesser earning spouse will receive alimony for as long as he or she needs to, as long as the other spouse is able to pay.

How Much Spousal Support Will be Provided?

* In California the Superior Courts of Orange and Los Angeles counties have adopted a spousal support guideline called the “Santa Clara Guideline” formula for use in temporary spousal support. The guideline states that the paying spouse’s support be 40% of his or her net monthly income, reduced by one-half of the receiving spouse’s net monthly income.

[Killakobe81]

LOL ... HALF!!! I will take HALF his shit ...

even oom foo foo got HALF!!!

[mavs>spurs]

"the lesser earning spouse will receive alimony for as long as he or she needs to"

She definitely shouldn't "need to" after getting half. It's not like she and the Kobester just sold their 200k house and split half of their 20k savings. She's getting PAID.

[pass1st]

Wonder if the Lakers can use their amnesty on her

[ElNono]

..and still be as effective as TOSB at age 35. :downspin:

If you want to talk yourself into that... not gonna stop you :lol

[ElNono]

"the lesser earning spouse will receive alimony for as long as he or she needs to"

She definitely shouldn't "need to" after getting half. It's not like she and the Kobester just sold their 200k house and split half of their 20k savings. She's getting PAID.

:cry think of the children :cry

[Giuseppe]

From the time boy/man hits puberty we're conditioned to ignore our psysiology, to denounce it. Then comes marriage and again our pysiology is depressed & retarded. (Marriage) goes against every tenet of the male sexual condition. It's cruel & inhumane.

[Bill_Brasky]

From the time boy/man hits puberty we're conditioned to ignore our psysiology, to denounce it. Then comes marriage and again our pysiology is depressed & retarded. (Marriage) goes against every tenet of the male sexual condition. It's cruel & inhumane.

Me & Culburn, shoulder-to-shoulder

[BoricuaCJA]

:lol Vanessa is taking up a large part of L.A.'s payroll.
:lol

[DMC]

- "It's like a nightmare. Just keeps getting worse."

- "Grady Seasons" - "The Color of Money"

Vince said it later, and it was much more effective.

The impossible dream..

[DMC]

:cry think of the children :cry
Culby's got that covered.

[Giuseppe]

Vince said it later, and it was much more effective.

The impossible dream..

But "Grady" was the trend setter. He set that trend.

[DMC]

But "Grady" was the trend setter. He set that trend.
No, Vince kicked his ass. Even though Tom Cruise can't shoot a lick and it showed in the film to anyone who does, according to the film, Vince kicked his ass.

Kicking ass is a trend. Saying a line before getting your ass kicked isn't.

[Giuseppe]

No, Vince kicked his ass. Even though Tom Cruise can't shoot a lick and it showed in the film to anyone who does, according to the film, Vince kicked his ass.

Kicking ass is a trend. Saying a line before getting your ass kicked isn't.

Of course it is. "Grady" struck the template with his line. Cruise just assumed the position as "Grady's" fart catcher when he repeated it.

[DMC]

Of course it is. "Grady" struck the template with his line. Cruise just assumed the position as "Grady's" fart catcher when he repeated it.

If you believe that, that explains "The Prediction".

[Red Hawk #21]

Wow, I guess I'm naive because I actually thought Kobe had been faithful to her since after the Colorado incident. It's gunna be a tough season for the Lakers...

[Giuseppe]

Wow, I guess I'm naive because I actually thought Kobe had been faithful to her since after the Colorado incident. It's gunna be a tough season for the Lakers...

Once the fright wore off and the crisis ended he drifted back. He was just more careful this time and probably a lot less frequent. After awhile he became reckless and she smelled a rat. It's best like this. He'll find his happiness that the world will not end with divorce and he'll find contentment along with that happiness. And she'll find security and peace of mind/also contentment.

[Tinystarz]

So kobe gets swept by a german then cleaned out by a mexican.

[Giuseppe]

So kobe gets swept by a german then cleaned out by a mexican.

Bend overPERIOD

[DMC]

Once the fright wore off and the crisis ended he drifted back. He was just more careful this time and probably a lot less frequent. After awhile he became reckless and she smelled a rat. It's best like this. He'll find his happiness that the world will not end with divorce and he'll find contentment along with that happiness. And she'll find security and peace of mind/also contentment.
Then the commercial break, piss and popcorn, and when we see our hero again, he's riding off into the sunset.

Or...

He dies a broken down old bag of shit with no NBA friends and nary a shaved one to keep him company.

[Giuseppe]

old bag of shit

I'm a trend setter.

I set trends.

[DMC]

I'm a trend setter.

I set trends.
It's a term you understand. You don't seem to comprehend other things. You talk to a baby in baby talk, but the baby didn't set the trend.

[Giuseppe]

It's a term you understand.

GD rights. You use my shit, I'm marking the spot. Every fuckin' time.

[BlackSwordsMan]

Kinda ironic its Kobe getting rapped this time.

[BlackSwordsMan]

So kobe gets swept by a german then cleaned out by a mexican.

TINY! I would never sign a pre-nup with you.

[Giuseppe]

TINY! I would never sign a pre-nup with you.

Damn, lesbian action.

I'll watch!

[lefty]

Money, house, rings, car

Another sweep

[NRHector]

Isn't funny that Aids didn't make this thread?

[z0sa]

Money, house, rings, car

Another sweep

lol

[TDMVPDPOY]

on the first day of christmas my true love sent to me....lol 150m settlement

[DMC]

Who will Vanessa be fucking next? Shannon Brown left town already.

Funny this coincides with the Lakers being meh...

"I could take you raping a white bitch that slid off your junk and gots mad cause you wanna skeet on her face, but damn Kobe, you fucked a black chick? No... hell no"

[angelbelow]

Congrats to Kobe! Paying the bills will suck.. too bad he wasn't smart enough to get a prenup. understandable though.. thats what happens when you marry too young. But this is great news and should rejuvenate Kobe for the next few years.

[pass1st]

Maybe Kobe just was in a bad mood and called nessa fat. Seems like an understandable reason for divorce and she has been on the khloe diet.

[Sportcamper]

:lmao @ no pre-nup

How could he be so stupid?

Kori at this point it would not even matter…California is a tough state to get reasonable treatment in a divorce…Over ½ of all prenuptial agreements are thrown out of court. After eight years of marriage almost all prenuptial agreements are thrown out. Their marriage is now considered long term. Per California dissolution of marriage laws Vanessa is now entitled to ½ of the assets Kobe has acquired over the past 10 years, child support and spousal support for at least five years.

The price tag for this divorce will be up there with Tiger Woods and Michael Jordan’s…I am sure that the proceedings won’t be a distraction for the Lakers this season & next…With all the drama that follows the Lakers you have to wonder if Coach Brown is questioning what he has gotten into…:toast

[TDMVPDPOY]

prenups dont mean shit, theres always loopholes in laws to get around it

down here if ur not married but lived together under the same roof for 6months, its considered de-facto relationship, therefor the gf and you are no different to a marred couple living under one roof...

then again there is always loopwholes to be exploited, as long you planned ahead b4 moving together under the same roof

[benefactor]

So kobe gets swept by a german then cleaned out by a mexican.
:lol

[Koolaid_Man]

Who will Vanessa be fucking next? Shannon Brown left town already.

Funny this coincides with the Lakers being meh...

"I could take you raping a white bitch that slid off your junk and gots mad cause you wanna skeet on her face, but damn Kobe, you fucked a black chick? No... hell no"

it's gonna be me bro we gonna keep it in the black family :toast

[Koolaid_Man]

Kori at this point it would not even matter…California is a tough state to get reasonable treatment in a divorce…Over ½ of all prenuptial agreements are thrown out of court. After eight years of marriage almost all prenuptial agreements are thrown out. Their marriage is now considered long term. Per California dissolution of marriage laws Vanessa is now entitled to ½ of the assets Kobe has acquired over the past 10 years, child support and spousal support for at least five years.

The price tag for this divorce will be up there with Tiger Woods and Michael Jordan’s…I am sure that the proceedings won’t be a distraction for the Lakers this season & next…With all the drama that follows the Lakers you have to wonder if Coach Brown is questioning what he has gotten into…:toast


Will Smith left all of us a blue print of what not to do after his Ex raked him over the coals for no pre-nup...If N|ggas didn't learn from Will then they deserved to get fucked..

sorry Kobe...:lol

[Scrub]

Now we'll have to watch this glorified second option until he's like 45. smh

[Giuseppe]

Now we'll have to watch this glorified second option until he's like 45. smh

That would make me over 70 and still posting Kobe over the shit bag, 5-4.

Hell, I'm willing.

[Scrub]

That would make me over 70 and still posting Kobe over the shit bag, 5-4.

Hell, I'm willing.

Damn you're one old sob. Kori get this man a medal before he dies on us. No wonder you hang on here 23 hours a day with your dick dead an all...no hard feelings old man:toast

[Giuseppe]

None taken. I'll just give you the same advice Bert Mustin gave "Archie Bunker" on an "All in the Family"...."Don't ever grow old."

[adrienne]

5-4, Giuseppe? Isn't it 2.5/4, now?

[Giuseppe]

5-4, Giuseppe? Isn't it 2.5/4, now?

I don't do rings, Addy. I do NBA World Titles.

It's my religion.

[DMC]

it's gonna be me bro we gonna keep it in the black family :toast
I wouldn't wanna be a spelunker in that cavern after Kobe's earth mover came through for a few years.

[ElNono]

Vanessa met Kobe Bryant in November 1999, when she was 17, while she was working as a background dancer in the video G'd Up from the rap group Tha Eastsidaz.

[Spur_Fanatic]

those Bananas made me the Stud I am today :toast long and strong

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-JyDk-HvXjTU/TljWXNEXDrI/AAAAAAAAATY/e8T9LMAI9z0/s1600/Gay_pride_parade.jpeg

[BanditHiro]

I don't do rings, Addy. I do NBA World Titles.

It's my religion.

nope none of that.

kobe:2.5

duncan:4

you lost it's over

but hey at the very least you can say Vanessa has more rings than LeBron now.

[Giuseppe]

^I don't do rings, Bandit. I do NBA World Titles.

It's my religion.

[BanditHiro]

^I don't do rings, Bandit. I do NBA World Titles.

It's my religion.

nope none of that

Kobe: 2.5

Duncan: 4

you are a successful troll surely you can find a new schtick :D

[Giuseppe]

nope none of that

Kobe: 2.5

Duncan: 4

you are a successful troll surely you can find a new schtick :D

The only way you're changing my 5-4 shit is for Duncan to ring once more without Kobe ringing in the interim.

Be grateful that I no longer have The Skunker for any cogent use. That's the fuckin' shame because that was a lot of fun for me. Gone! Poof.

[VBM]

Kobe Bryant's wife Vanessa caught the NBA star "very recently" in the latest act of infidelity, and that is why she filed for divorce ... sources directly connected with the couple tell TMZ.

Our sources would not tell us how Vanessa caught Kobe, but we do know it was NOT through text messages a la Tiger Woods.

We're told Vanessa had caught Kobe with "multiple women" over the years ... but his latest affair was the straw that broke the camel's back ... and she felt she needed to finally end the marriage.

What's ironic ... is that Vanessa still loves Kobe -- but she just can't stand his infidelities anymore.

Per TMZ (http://www.tmz.com/2011/12/18/kobe-bryant-divorce-cheating/)

[jag]

Sons LOL at women like Vanessa who act as if they have "put up with so much" and have "been thru a lot" whenever they are married to guys worth hundreds of millions of dollars with no prenup involved. Bitch just shut the fuck up. You have never earned a dime in your life, you have had EVERYTHING handed to you on a silver platter, and you knew exactly what you were signing yourself up for. Now if you were married to a high school English teacher making $38k a year then I may be able to feel your pain, but you're married to Kobe Bryant so just shut the fuck up Vanessa ... you poor mans Salma Hayek

:lmao

[Giuseppe]

Per TMZ (http://www.tmz.com/2011/12/18/kobe-bryant-divorce-cheating/)

And Kobe still loves her and always will. He can knock it off on the way back from a Staples practice and enter his house jusitified never giving it a second thought. It's just snatch. Doesn't mean anything to him.

The wife looks on it from a different space.

[hehateme]

i am sure he is glad he didnt marry a white chick like tiger and got his ass whooped for it with a 9 iron.

[weebo]

ho was probably getting pole on the side.

[Spurtacus]

kobe is losing half of his properties & possessions imho which includes his rings, he only has 2.5 rings now tbh :lol


kobe: 2.5

old shitbag duncan: 4

Classic.

10/10

[Giuseppe]

Classic.

10/10

But, soundly beaten by:::

Kobe: 5

tired old shit bag Duncan: 4

[Spurtacus]

But, soundly beaten by:::

Kobe: 5

tired old shit bag Duncan: 4

Still chirping at that after all these months? :sleep

[Giuseppe]

Still chirping at that after all these months? :sleep

You gd rights.

[20beastie45]

Go Spurs

[VBM]

The Divorce was too much for one Laker fan, tbh

Adios, Kim Jong II (http://www.bloomberg.com/news/2011-12-19/kim-jong-il-north-korea-s-dear-leader-dictator-dead-at-70-yonhap-says.html)

http://iamkoream.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/kim-jong-il_port.jpg

[Spur_Fanatic]

Awesome news.

Ths day keeps giving and giving.

[Spurtacus]

Whats classic is Kobe bangs the chic in your sig. Now you want to change it, huh.

Nah. She'll get half his worth in about a year. Good for her.

[Tuddy]

I'm a Trend Setter

I Set Trends

[BlackSwordsMan]

The multiple partners were mav players who kept fucking kobe and there was nothing he could do but crawl.

[pass1st]

The Divorce was too much for one Laker fan, tbh

Adios, Kim Jong II (http://www.bloomberg.com/news/2011-12-19/kim-jong-il-north-korea-s-dear-leader-dictator-dead-at-70-yonhap-says.html)

http://iamkoream.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/kim-jong-il_port.jpg

Hail the new God of North Korea
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-coiXuxUC5AM/ToXmdHS-f3I/AAAAAAAAH4Q/sycvOFcAX5c/s1600/A.jpg

[mavsfan1000]

I'm a trend setter. I set trends.

[VBM]

Per TMZ,


Kobe Bryant should have known his soon-to-be ex-wife would take him to the cleaners in their divorce ... because she learned the wallet-raiding playbook from her mother ... so says Vanessa's ex-step dad.

TMZ spoke with Stephen Laine -- an inventory manager for a food company who was married to Vanessa's mother from 1990 to 2003 ... and helped raise Vanessa from a child into adulthood.

Laine tells us, "Her mother taught her well to wait for the ten-year mark [before divorcing]."

He explains, "In California ... it's considered a long term marriage and then she gets paid for life or until she remarries ... just like her mother is doing to me."

Laine continues, "I have to pay her mom $1,800 every month and clearly they don’t need it."