Yo Fellas - I'mma Try To Hook Up With Vanessa

[Koolaid_Man]

For my loyal support...Kobe gonna share some of that money with me one way or another...:lol time for Kool to get into Mack mode...

Vanessa here's my message girl and there's plenty more sweet words I have just for you:

Straight Up honey really I'm asking
Most of the n|ggas think they be macking, but they be acting,
Who they attracting with that line "What's your name, what's your sign"
Soon as he buy that wine, I just creep up from behind
And ask you what your interests are, who you be with
Things that make you smile, what numbers to dail!!! - Kool


So what are the numbers Nessa I will work with you...I will work that ass back into shape...never mind Kobe...let's chill girl and money won't be an issue...don't even trip we gonna get that...:toast Yes Sirrr...


http://mikeresponts.wordpress.com/tag/vanessa-bryant/

[Giuseppe]

And if you hook up with old axe handle ass you won't have to wait for your parents to pass to be in hog heaven.:lol

[m>s]

yeah go doing whatever you like bro just make sure luva doesn't know it tbh

[Scrub]

Try hooking up with your right hand for starters imho.

[weebo]

you might have a better chance with sandusky brah

[VBM]

She's been west coastin' for too long. Biggie lines won't work on her. You need something like this...

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[Jodelo]

Aren´t you gay?

[The_Worlds_finest]

Dude be honest with yourself, you would be more interested if kobe's draws were left laying around so you could sniff them..true story

[Giuseppe]

Dude be honest with yourself, you would be more interested if kobe's draws were left laying around so you could sniff them..true story

If this^woulda went on much longer I'd say you were the one wantin' to sniff.

[hehateme]

I think you have a better chance of laying it to your common in law husband luva while your gramps culby looks on than this fictional mind fuck of a story.

[The_Worlds_finest]

I think you have a better chance of laying it to your common in law husband luva while your gramps culby looks on than this fictional mind fuck of a story.

when mav fan on spurs message board talks shit on you and your ass love, you know its time to go.

[JayTheClown]

I don't think Vanessa will respond to a middle aged pasty white guy with his hat cocked to the side wearing an old FUBU jersey, but sure man go for it. :toast

[Giuseppe]

when mav fan on spurs message board talks shit on you and your ass love, you know its time to go.

Or, commence ta sniffin'.

[Giuseppe]

i dont think her butt is big

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_1oCvOtxoTFI/SGFfBF0UP-I/AAAAAAAACsA/gdXBsJ-iudo/s1600/vanessa-bryant-bikini-091.jpg

[JayTheClown]

^ You can tell she has kids

[Giuseppe]

^But that is no excuse for a woman to let herself go to seed like that.

[pass1st]

I doubt she wants a middle aged welfare case that can't even dribble a basketball.

[LnGrrrR]

I wasn't aware that Vanessa Bryant lurked on this messageboard.

[baseline bum]

Aren´t you gay?

It's the easiest way he can get a taste of Kobe tbh.

[baseline bum]

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_1oCvOtxoTFI/SGFfBF0UP-I/AAAAAAAACsA/gdXBsJ-iudo/s1600/vanessa-bryant-bikini-091.jpg

Wow, you guys weren't kidding when you said she was on the Khloe diet.

[Giuseppe]

you can't tell how big her ass is from that shot

My ass.

[Ace]

Stealin lines from Biggie. Obviously you have no game...

[rayjayjohnson]

yeah go doing whatever you like bro just make sure luva doesn't know it tbh

:lmao faggot talking smack

[Mav-elous Man]

Stealin lines from Biggie. Obviously you have no game...

My thoughts exactly.

[Mav-elous Man]

I doubt she wants a middle aged welfare case that can't even dribble a basketball.

Well said.

[lefty]

^ You can tell she has kids
You can tell she married Kobe