The NBA Forum has hit a new low. Getting excited over a Lakers preseason loss.

[21_Dickings]

You maggots are pathetic. Is life that fuckin' bad over there in Lardland (aka Texass) that you dipshits are now celebrating a preseason Laker loss like it means anything? The fact you idiots are besides yourselves with joy illustrates how deeply embedded we are in those small brains of yours.

Even though the _Allas Mavericks are the defending champs, you still fear us above all. See, you know that shit last year was a fluke, and now with the addition of McRoberts, a reinvigorated, pussy hungry Kobe, and most importantly, a healthy Baby Drew, it's inevitable we're bringing home numero 17 this year. And you're scared shitless. How's it feel knowing that we have complete psychological dominance over you?

When you go to bed, you think about us. When you eat them burritos, you think about us. When you take a shit in one of those outhouses, you think about us. When you jerk off into a cowboy boot, you think about us. When you're steering and queering, you think about us.

And when you watch Kobe slide that sixth on his finger this June, you can bet your XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXL sized ass you'll be thinking about us.

[Giuseppe]

Kobe: 5

tired old shit bag Duncan: 4

led 'em to it.

[William Hung]

8.5/10

[DJ Mbenga]

not bad midnight. keep up the good work

[Jelloisjigglin]

Well done Mid.

[ElNono]

not bad midnight. keep up the good work


Well done Mid.

:lol

[lil_penny]

10/10

[Black&Silver]

its not that they lost. its how they lost and who they lost to. This game symbolizes the lakers up coming season; taking a backseat to the clippers. Dwight or no dwight the lakers are about to be LA's jv team for years to come.

[Giuseppe]

its not that they lost. its how they lost and who they lost to. This game symbolizes the lakers up coming season; taking a backseat to the clippers. Dwight or no dwight the lakers are about to be LA's jv team for years to come.

Please.

You've nary room. You just lost the other night.

[midnightpulp]

Please.

You've nary room. You just lost the other night.

But we were without 3 key players. You played your full squad and still lost.

[Giuseppe]

But we were without 3 key players. You played your full squad and still lost.

Only pussies & assholes use excuses.

[midnightpulp]

Only pussies & assholes use excuses.

Only pussies & assholes ignore the facts.

[Giuseppe]

Only pussies & assholes ignore the facts.

Only pussies and assholes use excuses.

[WeNeedLength]

Only pussies and assholes use excuses.

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[Giuseppe]

You Spurs humps can dish it.

And because of me you're gonna take it.

This, I vow.

[ElNono]

But we were without 3 key players. You played your full squad and still lost.

Nope. They didn't have Fisher...

[Black&Silver]

You Spurs humps can dish it.

And because of me you're gonna take it.

This, I vow.

im stating facts old man. Your team is losing its city. You're just going to have to sit there and watch.

[Giuseppe]

im stating facts old man. Your team is losing its city. You're just going to have to sit there and watch.

I do win & losses. We lost.

& you lost as well, daddy-O.

You've nary room.

[Giuseppe]

Nope. They didn't have Fisher...

I don't do excuses.

It's my religion.

[Black&Silver]

I do win & losses. We lost.

& you lost as well, daddy-O.

You've nary room.

we lost to houston alright.

but you just lost los angeles.

[ElNono]

I don't do excuses.

It's my religion.

It's a fact, actually

[LakerHater]

Someones real buthurt!

[Giuseppe]

It's a fact, actually

Only pussies & assholes use excuses.

[Giuseppe]

Someones real buthurt!

We both are.

We both lost.

[LakerHater]

We both are.

We both lost.
Why, its jus preseason?

[ElNono]

Only pussies & assholes use excuses.

You want me to page Katiegirl to give you the pill? You don't read too good.

[Axe Murderer]

We both are.

We both lost.

sort of reminds me of the time you had DUNCAN on the ropes and let Y.H. steal yer cookie from under ya's.

I ain't lettin' you forget it!

[Giuseppe]

You want me to page Katiegirl to give you the pill? You don't read too good.

If you want to use excuses go ahead. But, if you think I'm not callin' you on it, you're out of your fuckin' mind.

[Giuseppe]

sort of reminds me of the time you had DUNCAN on the ropes and let Y.H. steal yer cookie from under ya's.

I ain't lettin' you forget it!

I look forward to the challenge with equal amounts of both anticipation & determination.

Let us proceed...

[Giuseppe]

Why, its jus preseason?

For both of us.

[ElNono]

If you want to use excuses go ahead. But, if you think I'm not callin' you on it, you're out of your fuckin' mind.

Did you mix Viagra, Canola oil and peppermint again? Don't do it 'seppe.

Take a deep breath and calm down...

[LakerHater]

For both of us.
Thats what Im sayn!

[ElNono]

In other news...

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...TJ Ford looms (I need to make a troll called that, tbh)

[Giuseppe]

Thats what Im sayn!

& I'm agreein' with ya.

Just checkin' assholes. Thought I'd do you first.

[m>s]

lakers are still a nightmare to us tbh, they swept us 4-0 and paved their way to NBA championship right on our dead corpses

[Spur_Fanatic]

Notice how stupid some Laker fans (mind you, not all are bad posters or stupid) go after one preseason loss...

[Giuseppe]

...just like Spurs fans upstairs went stupid after one preseason loss.