*** The Baby Drew Thread *** [Archive]

LkrFan

12-22-2011, 07:00 AM

Unfortunately for him he doesnt get the touches his talent deserves since Kobe has to 'eat first'.

I'm hoping that changes this year. Brown brought the Spurs' Twin Tower Offense to LA and says we will utilize our bigs early and often. I'm pretty optimistic that Drew will have a big year for a few reasons:

- It's his contract year. He knows whether he is paid by LA, Orlando, or whoever, he's getting paid. 15/12 the first game against the Clips. If he makes the 6 FTs he missed he has 21/12. 26/11 in the second game. They couldn't deal with him.

- Lakers have shooters now. Murphy, Kapono, Fisher, and (streaky) Kobe will be the primary snipers that will open the lane up for Drew to do damage down low. I even saw Gasol launch a few jumpers from downtime. Blake was on fire tonight, but I don't expect him to shoot that well that much this year.

- Speaking of Blake, I hope he starts. I know he is not an elite PG by any stretch, but he is able to feed the post - unlike that 67 year old PG we have.

This summer was the first time he was able to work out instead of rehab since 2007. Tonight is just a glimpse of what he can do IMO. He did this damage in 31 minutes. Brown says he will play him at least 35 mpg this year. If that happens (and he gets his touches), he will have many 20/10/2+ games this year.

LkrFan

12-22-2011, 07:13 AM

:lol Jordan getting his shit pushed back in

Yeah that was good to see. :lol

tlongII

12-22-2011, 10:01 AM

Nice rack.

z0sa

12-22-2011, 10:53 AM

Tits might find his ego doesn't even compare to the Kobester's this season.

HarlemHeat37

12-22-2011, 11:41 AM

He should be their #1 option, if Kobe admits he can no longer carry a team, which won't happen IMO..

Giuseppe

12-22-2011, 11:47 AM

He should be their #1 option, if Kobe admits he can no longer carry a team

Already ordained by Magic two days ago.

Ain't nobody stoppin' Bynum. They're all grown men. All he has to do is act like somebody.

DMC

12-22-2011, 12:18 PM

Bynum looked pretty good. He and Pau were fairly dominant on the boards. If they get any semblance of flow, they will be tough to contend with.

But it does come down to Kobe's flailing attempts to get points. Teams want him shooting the ball much more than they want Bynum in the paint and at the line. If Kobe decides to become more of a facilitator, he would probably climb the ring ladder another notch.

Giuseppe

12-22-2011, 12:23 PM

If Kobe decides to become more of a facilitator, he would probably climb the ring ladder another notch.

Already ordained by Magic two days ago.

Only pussies & assholes plagiarize.

dirk4mvp

12-22-2011, 12:25 PM

Giu still can't get over The Skunker.

Giuseppe

12-22-2011, 12:27 PM

The Skunker!!!

cheguevara

12-22-2011, 12:29 PM

how are his tits looking?

dirk4mvp

12-22-2011, 12:29 PM

The Skunker!!!

We own it. It's ours.

pass1st

12-22-2011, 12:35 PM

Bynum might be challenging Howard for DPoY if his knee doesn't explode. Sadly, it's a big if.

Giuseppe

12-22-2011, 03:00 PM

We own it. It's ours.

Please.

dirk4mvp

12-22-2011, 03:03 PM

Please.

We took it from you. You tried to take it back, but you quit, just like your kobester.

Giuseppe

12-22-2011, 03:06 PM

We took it from you. You tried to take it back, but you quit, just like your kobester.

Please.

dirk4mvp

12-22-2011, 03:06 PM

Please.

Beg all you want, you ain't gettin it back, motherfucker.

rayjayjohnson

12-22-2011, 03:11 PM

Fat fuck just wants a payday for some five guys

Giuseppe

12-22-2011, 03:24 PM

Beg all you want, you ain't gettin it back, motherfucker.

Please.

DMC

12-22-2011, 03:44 PM

Already ordained by Magic two days ago.

Only pussies & assholes plagiarize.
LOL so now Magic's words are important?

Too bad I don't follow HIV infected ex Laker fags so I didn't read or hear it.

Only crusty old, butt hurt limp dicks have knee jerk reactions on sports forums.

Giuseppe

12-22-2011, 04:31 PM

LOL so now Magic's words are important?

Too bad I don't follow HIV infected ex Laker fags so I didn't read or hear it.

Only crusty old, butt hurt limp dicks have knee jerk reactions on sports forums.

Calm down. I was just checkin' assholes and decided to start with you first.

LkrFan

12-22-2011, 04:41 PM

how are his tits looking?

He's down to 278lbs. I think he lost a cup size during the lockout. :lol

LkrFan

12-22-2011, 04:43 PM

He should be their #1 option, if Kobe admits he can no longer carry a team, which won't happen IMO..

Agreed, sorta. Kobe is still our closer. We just need to mix it up and feed our bigs early and often. Bynum should get 15 apg - minimum. We'll see.

Bynum did say he expects an increased role. Again, we'll see.

IronMaxipad

12-22-2011, 06:33 PM

how are his tits looking?

Fit and perky. :)

DMC

12-22-2011, 07:15 PM

Calm down. I was just checkin' assholes and decided to start with you first.

You've no room. You routinely use "go fuck your mother some more" that's plagiarized from "Stand by Me". When called on it you say "I'm the first to use it here".

Culby - senile and corrupt

You should run for office. You and John Kerry would make good partners.

Giuseppe

12-22-2011, 07:47 PM

You've no room. You routinely use "go fuck your mother some more" that's plagiarized from "Stand by Me". When called on it you say [[["I'm the first to use it here".]]]

I never said that.

IronMexican

12-22-2011, 08:13 PM

:cry Me and 21 never got off this bandwagon.

DMC

12-22-2011, 09:07 PM

I never said that.
Ace (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000662/): Okay, Chambers, you little faggot. This is your last chance. What do you say, kid?
Chris (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000203/): Why don't you go home and fuck your mother some more?
[Ace pulls out a knife]
Ace (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000662/): You're dead.

1986 "Stand By Me"

Which forum were you posting this on back then?

I invented The Skunker. & I ain't giving it up. No f'in' way.

http://theskunker.com/

Portal engine source code is copyright 2002-2011 by DotNetNuke. All Rights Reserved (http://www.dotnetnuke.com/)

All kidding aside, your shtick is to saturate the forum with repetitive phrases then attempt to patent them if anyone ever repeats it, but those two have been around before you got here. It's not totally original, but you do it more consistently than others. Others get tired after a couple of weeks and move on to other things. Not you.

Check that, asshole. :toast

Giuseppe

12-23-2011, 12:06 AM

When called on it you say "I'm the first to use it here".

First things, first, daddy. Admit that I didn't say this and then we can proceed...

Chop, chop.

DMC

12-23-2011, 12:32 AM

First things, first, daddy. Admit that I didn't say this and then we can proceed...

Chop, chop.
You threw the gauntlet. Don't try to make demands after calling me a plagiarist.

It's your move, pops.

Giuseppe

12-23-2011, 12:35 AM

You threw the gauntlet. Don't try to make demands after calling me a plagiarist.

It's your move, pops.

That's what I thought. tee, hee.

You jackassed. Go ahead, admit it. You've nary other choice.

DMC

12-23-2011, 12:40 AM

That's what I thought. tee, hee.

You jackassed. Go ahead, admit it. You've nary other choice.

No, just as you couldn't show DoK where he said any such thing about the owners vs the players, my word is good enough.

If I say you said it, that's how it is.

So it's been written, so it's been done.

-----------End

Giuseppe

12-23-2011, 12:45 AM

No, just as you couldn't show DoK where he said any such thing about the owners vs the players, my word is good enough.

If I say you said it, that's how it is.

So it's been written, so it's been done.

-----------End

lmao!!! I caught you tiptoein' thru the tulips, DMC. Now you're stoopin' to usin' my MO on me.

I'm a trend setter.

I set trends.

ElNono

12-23-2011, 12:59 AM

Another "Baby Drew looms" thread at the start of the season...

"hope this year he stays healthy" :sleep

DMC

12-23-2011, 01:00 AM

Another "Baby Drew looms" thread at the start of the season...

"hope this year he stays healthy" :sleep
You should start a knee prediction thread.

ElNono

12-23-2011, 01:01 AM

You should start a knee prediction thread.

Don't need to start anything, tbh... you know it's coming all on it's own.

DMC

12-23-2011, 01:01 AM

lmao!!! I caught you tiptoein' thru the tulips, DMC. Now you're stoopin' to usin' my MO on me.

I'm a trend setter.

I set trends.
I'll open the books for you this once: I always use others' tactics against them. It's my religion.

----------End

DMC

12-23-2011, 01:02 AM

Don't need to start anything, tbh... you know it's coming all on it's own.

Yeah, I never wish injury on anyone except Bonner in the post season, but it's going to happen. I hope it doesn't though, would like to see how he does with a full year.

Giuseppe

12-23-2011, 01:03 AM

I'll open the books for you this once: I always use others' tactics against them. It's my religion.

----------End

I'm a trend setter.

I set trends.

ElNono

12-23-2011, 01:04 AM

Yeah, I never wish injury on anyone except Bonner in the post season, but it's going to happen. I hope it doesn't though, would like to see how he does with a full year.

Oh, I'm not wishing injury. He was fine against Dallas last season and got torched anyways.

DMC

12-23-2011, 01:10 AM

Yeah, I'd like to see the Lakers have a healthy roster and get handled. That would be much better than having the bench play all season.

Giuseppe

12-23-2011, 01:11 AM

Yeah, I'd like to see the Lakers have a healthy roster

Me too.

DMC

12-23-2011, 01:14 AM

Me too.
Well wishing injuries is for cowards, but you've no room in that arena after your little tryst upstairs whence you remitted.

Giuseppe

12-23-2011, 01:16 AM

Well wishing injuries

100% guilty on that one.

DMC

12-23-2011, 01:21 AM

Karma is a bitch though. I want my team to ring, and if people get hurt that's how it goes, but I don't wish it on anyone.

Giuseppe

12-23-2011, 01:23 AM

Karma is a bitch though. I want my team to ring, and if people get hurt that's how it goes, but I don't wish it on anyone.

I did okay after Mutombo & Yao went down.
I did okay after Perkins went down.

DMC

12-23-2011, 01:30 AM

I did okay after Mutombo & Yao went down.
I did okay after Perkins went down.
Yes, but what good is it if you don't have a clear conscience? They would go down anyhow, you just don't have to wish for it. It might be emotionally bankrupt to pretend you didn't want it, but whatever gets you through.

Giuseppe

12-23-2011, 01:33 AM

Yes, but what good is it if you don't have a clear conscience? They would go down anyhow, you just don't have to wish for it. It might be emotionally bankrupt to pretend you didn't want it, but whatever gets you through.

I don't do clear conscience.

It's my religion.

DMC

12-23-2011, 01:36 AM

I don't do clear conscience.

It's my religion.
You've likely gone through the wire a few times. Not an issue.

rayjayjohnson

12-23-2011, 02:12 AM

Laker fans pinning all their hopes on a fat fuck burger addict with no knees is the funniest shit ever

Spur_Fanatic

12-23-2011, 02:39 AM

Bynum has no hunger. No ambition.
He'll never be a 1st option, I'm afraid.

If the Lakers somehow can get Howard, now or next year, Bynum has to go.

LkrFan

12-23-2011, 05:39 AM

I did okay after Mutombo & Yao went down.
I did okay after Perkins went down.

:lol

j-money24

12-23-2011, 06:14 AM

i hope he stays healthy till march and beasts it up... howard will be a laker than guaranteed

IronMaxipad

12-23-2011, 03:20 PM

https://twitter.com/#!/LakersReporter/status/150306150322151424

LakersReporter
Andrew Bynum's suspension was reduced by 1 game to 4. His first action will be on Dec. 31 vs. DEN. Check @Lakers for more soon.

Aww yeaaa

NB:lol=F:lolcked

pass1st

12-23-2011, 03:24 PM

Real talk

If you had to trade D12 before he walks, who would you trade him for?

2nd best center in the league with past injury problems
Decent center with a broken foot

Looks like a toughie.

DMC

12-23-2011, 04:53 PM

I would get a young center, lower pay, and spend my money on average salaries, not lopsided superstar dunk champion bullshit.

It's funny when people say "they got nothing for him" when a player walks. They got his salary and money beats manpower most of the time. You can always buy a player. Trades don't always work out.

LkrFan

12-23-2011, 09:36 PM

Baby Drew's first game is against the Thuggets. Can't wait:

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N:lolne = F:lolcked :downspin:

LkrFan

12-31-2011, 10:44 PM

Game 1 of the home and home mini-Thugget series. Yep, N:lolne was F:lolcked: - in the clutch, no doubt.

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Just Baby Drew dominating scrubs he is supposed to dominate. :downspin:

rayjayjohnson

12-31-2011, 10:52 PM

bet he's at an in'n'out celebrating right now

LkrFan

12-31-2011, 11:00 PM

bet he's at an in'n'out celebrating right now

Why would he celebrate beating a team we are supposed to beat?

midnightpulp

12-31-2011, 11:07 PM

Lakers best player, tbh.

I'd take him over Howard.

LkrFan

12-31-2011, 11:17 PM

Lakers best player, tbh.

I'd take him over Howard.

Who hacked midnight's account? :wow

I agree with the 2nd part, but not the first. As bull-headed as Kobe is, he is still the engine that makes the Lakers' machine go.

I'll tell anyone who will listen: give Bynum 15 shots and give him consistent minutes - and he will produce 20/10/2+ in his sleep. He is simply too big and too skilled to be stopped.

ElNono

12-31-2011, 11:19 PM

^ Kobe isn't bull-headed... he's just old...

No Bynum, no win for LA today

Happy new year, BTW

LkrFan

12-31-2011, 11:22 PM

^ Kobe isn't bull-headed... he's just old...

No Bynum, no win for LA today

Happy new year, BTW

Happy New Year to you and yours El. I'm in Japan so I celebrated last night. :toast

Kobe could have notched the first triple dub of this new season tonight if he would have gone to Big Drew with about a minute to go in the game. All in all, I'll take 17/10/9 from him on a night whereas Bynum dominates.

We need a real PG to have Bynum unleash his beastliness, imo.

LkrFan

01-02-2012, 08:18 AM

Even in a loss, Baby Drew walked tall...

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Muser

01-02-2012, 08:21 AM

Beast no doubt. Gotta wonder why Kobe didn't give him the ball more.

LkrFan

01-02-2012, 08:29 AM

Beast no doubt. Gotta wonder why Kobe didn't give him the ball more.

They all were guilty, tbh. Drew was manhandling their $60M center. Should have been 25/14+ for him. Sad actually.

Giuseppe

01-02-2012, 01:28 PM

they all were guilty

^

Spur_Fanatic

01-02-2012, 01:30 PM

Who hacked midnight's account? :wow

I agree with the 2nd part, but not the first. As bull-headed as Kobe is, he is still the engine that makes the Lakers' machine go.

I'll tell anyone who will listen: give Bynum 15 shots and give him consistent minutes - and he will produce 20/10/2+ in his sleep. He is simply too big and too skilled to be stopped.

Agreed. Problem is Kobe won't give him 15 shots.

Mav-elous Man

01-02-2012, 09:49 PM

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LkrFan

01-04-2012, 05:47 AM

3 games, 3 double doubles:

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21/22/3. I might have to call him Mandrew if he keeps this up. :toast

IronMexican

01-04-2012, 09:44 AM

:lol badodor sayin he sucked

Pelicans78

01-04-2012, 02:04 PM

Bynum is clearly the Lakers best player at this time. Gasol is 2nd. Kobe will shoot the Lakers out of games more than winning them. He's been average offensively all season and that is even after last night's performance.

LkrFan

04-05-2012, 01:52 PM

*** BUMPED for last night's ass kickery of the NBA's leading swatter ***

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Discuss. :toast

DeadlyDynasty

04-05-2012, 01:53 PM

Nice bump:lol

LkrFan

04-05-2012, 01:53 PM

Nice bump:lol

My work is done here. :toast

LkrFan

04-14-2012, 06:35 AM

*** Spurs Edition - ENJOY (I did) ***

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:toast

Ryan Fitzpatrick

04-14-2012, 10:13 AM

I expect him and Gasol to shoot a lot better than 16-44 on Tuesday. Ron will obviously come back to earth, but hopefully Sessions will improve his poor play last outing against them too. Lots of improvement to be had from that first SA game

Bynumite

04-14-2012, 11:07 AM

Man playing amongst boys tbh.

NRHector

04-21-2012, 12:35 AM