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JayTheClown
12-22-2011, 02:04 PM
http://i.imgur.com/st686.jpg


It was announced on XM Radio that conjoined twin Brittany Hensel is engaged. The connected twins were born in Minnesota and sky-rocketed to fame the moment they were born. To heighten peoples’ curiosity, Brittany and Abby filmed a popular documentary for the TLC channel and have been seen in various esteemed magazines.

Though Brittany is engaged, Abby (her other half) is not engaged. They also have separate driver’s licenses, favorite foods, distinct personalities and so forth. So why is it so shocking to know one is engaged? What about sex? Let’s face it. Sex is the question on everyone’s mind. It’s not like one can leave while the other is having sex. Will both enjoy the sex together? If they have children whose child will it be? I suppose what is awkward to us is normal to them. Best of luck Brittany, and congratulations on your engagement.

The Anatomy of the twins from Wikipedia:

Most of Abigail's and Brittany's shared organs are located at or below the level of the navel and their merging coccyx.

•2 heads
•2 completely separate spinal cords
•2 spines with ribs bridging the two columns
•2 arms (originally 3, but rudimentary central arm was surgically removed, leaving central shoulder blade in place)
•1 broad ribcage, with surgery to correct scoliosis and expand the pleural cavities
•2 breasts
•2 highly fused sternums, traces of bridging ribs
•4 lungs (medial lungs moderately fused, not involving Brittany's upper right lobe); three pleural cavities
•1 diaphragm with well-coordinated involuntary breathing, slight central defect
•2 hearts in a shared circulatory system (nutrition, respiration, medicine taken by either affects both)
•2 stomachs
•2 gallbladders
•1 liver, enlarged and elongated right lobe
•Y-shaped small intestine which experiences a slightly spastic double peristalsis at the juncture
•1 large intestine with one colon
•2 left kidneys, 1 right kidney
•1 bladder
•1 set of reproductive organs
•2 separate half-sacrums, which converge distally
•1 slightly broad pelvis
•2 legs

http://www.celebritydarling.com/conjoined-twin-engaged/

z0sa
12-22-2011, 02:35 PM
the future husband is one twisted fuck.

Blake
12-22-2011, 02:36 PM
it would be must see TV if Abby wasn't invited to her sister's wedding

Leetonidas
12-22-2011, 02:38 PM
http://edge.ebaumsworld.com/mediaFiles/picture/404456/80456372.jpg

Blake
12-22-2011, 02:38 PM
the future husband is one twisted fuck.

Stupid, imo.

"Take out the trash take out the trash"

lefty
12-22-2011, 02:38 PM
So one is gonna fuck while the frustrated one is gonna watch?

Or is it gonna be 1 black dick for 2 orgasms?


How does that work :wtf

Leetonidas
12-22-2011, 02:40 PM
Could you imagine the two engaged ones having sex and he busts his nut on her face while the other one is reading or some shit and she gets caught in the crossfire :lmao what a weird time sexually these people must have.

manufan10
12-22-2011, 02:45 PM
:lol

Vivid should pay major $$$$$$ to make this into a DVD.

BlackSwordsMan
12-22-2011, 02:48 PM
is it two counts of assault if she gets too lippy and gets a deserving smack across her face?

baseline bum
12-22-2011, 03:15 PM
the future husband is one twisted fuck.

Don't act like you're not into the 2.5-way.

Spurminator
12-22-2011, 03:19 PM
I think the idea that he's just marrying one of them is simply to fit within the framework of legal marriage. He's really marrying both of them. I have a hard time believing he'd be okay with the other girl having her "own" husband.

Anyway, hopefully it's true love and not some publicity stunt. If that's the case, good for them.

baseline bum
12-22-2011, 03:22 PM
What happens when one dies? Does the other still carry her body around?

CosmicCowboy
12-22-2011, 03:29 PM
Gives a whole new meaning to double bagger...

gatoloco
12-22-2011, 03:39 PM
so you don't need a million dollars.

z0sa
12-22-2011, 03:57 PM
Stupid, imo.

"Take out the trash take out the trash"

true.

Dealing with double PMSing bitches in one body after a long day sounds like a bizarre murder case waiting to happen.

Blake
12-22-2011, 04:03 PM
What happens when one dies? Does the other still carry her body around?

How come we never hear about a conjoined twin ghost?

BlackSwordsMan
12-22-2011, 04:04 PM
like gingers they are born without souls

Frenzy
12-22-2011, 04:09 PM
I wonder how often they smile like they are smiling in the photo tbh

lefty
12-22-2011, 04:43 PM
true.

Dealing with double PMSing bitches in one body after a long day sounds like a bizarre murder case waiting to happen.
My thoughts exactly :lol

CubanMustGo
12-22-2011, 04:57 PM
this was 2+ years ago ... wonder if the dude ever followed through.

Xevious
12-22-2011, 05:41 PM
I think the idea that he's just marrying one of them is simply to fit within the framework of legal marriage. He's really marrying both of them. I have a hard time believing he'd be okay with the other girl having her "own" husband.

Anyway, hopefully it's true love and not some publicity stunt. If that's the case, good for them.

Yeah... they have one set of sex organs, which means he's having sex with both of them and a second husband would have to take his turn. I don't see how the other half could have her own husband.

pass1st
12-22-2011, 05:44 PM
If you jizz on the wrong head, is it cheating?

cantthinkofanything
12-22-2011, 06:14 PM
Come on. No one is REALLY saying what they are thinking.

pass1st
12-22-2011, 06:56 PM
Come on. No one is REALLY saying what they are thinking.

Why dontya start us off, then