****Some losers at Miami vs the CHAMPS game thread sponsored by Ghazstradamus!****

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How the fuck has this shit not been made yet???

Well today our boys in blue take their first step in defending this crown they worked so hard for! And this thread is sponsored by none other than the luminary himself, Ghazstradamus, after his legendary run last season.....

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Kidd will be dealing oops to Haywood all game making us forget who Tyson Chandler even was:wow

Shawn Marion will be outplaying ______ in every game par per etc :)

The Jet is gonna be on the runway all game and causing massive butthurt to those who thought he was too classless too ever ring :blah

VC will be spotting up threes, taking plays off on defense, and playing like a lazy contract cuckold like nobody's business!

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The classless ringless boys from _allas (:lmao etc) will be no more in just a few hours!!!
LET'S GO MAVS!!!! LET'S GO MAVS!!!!!! :clap:clap:clap

LEBRON JAMES AT THE LINE FOR TWO NOOOOOOOOOIIIIIIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSSSSSYYYYYYYYYYYY SHOTS!!


Defense....
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[Ace]

Crofl

[Roddy Beaubois]

sup nique

[Pelicans78]

Where's the Mav Krewe?

[Mav-elous Man]

Lets beat that ass!!!

[DeadlyDynasty]

Heat by 17

[DeadlyDynasty]

James is looking good in the post, tbh

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

Lebron added post moves :wow

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

but still sucks at free throws :lol

[Killakobe81]

Damn, missed the banner ceremony watching end of Knicks/Celts which was a great game ...

What have I missed any Lebron facials?!

[Bill_Brasky]

Bosh with the swat on Odom :lol

[DMC]

lol Odom off the wagon

[DeadlyDynasty]

I'm loving this rook...Cole's bringing much needed energy and youth off the bench.

[HarlemHeat37]

Lebron has been aggressive down low, so far, hopefully he does it all year..

Cole looks solid, so far, a lot of confidence..

[DMC]

Damn, missed the banner ceremony watching end of Knicks/Celts which was a great game ...

What have I missed any Lebron facials?!
Odom hit his first shot, a 3, but pretty shitty aggressive overcompensation since.

[Bill_Brasky]

Battier just pushed Terry's shit in, Miami coulda used dat n!gga last year.

[Ace]

Norris Cole that n!gga...

[Killakobe81]

Lebron has been aggressive down low, so far, hopefully he does it all year..

Cole looks solid, so far, a lot of confidence..

Great pick, tbh dude was a beast in college.

[Giuseppe]

Norris Cole that n!gga...

Ace, returing to the Heat like a dog returns to it's vomit.

You SOB, you.

[TIMMYtoZO]

Norris Cole is going to be a damn good player as he continues to develop. Miami looks very good today. Keep it up guys!

[TIMMYtoZO]

Norris Cole that n!gga...

Hey Jerry. Merry Christmas cousin. See you tonight!

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

Hey Jerry. Merry Christmas cousin. See you tonight!
:lmao

[Ace]

Ace, returing to the Heat like a dog returns to it's vomit.

You SOB, you.
Kill yourself... :toast

[Killakobe81]

Those champ warmups :lol

Did they need the writing and logo any bigger?

What did the rings look like?

What did Heat do when banner was unfurled?

[Ace]

Hey Jerry. Merry Christmas cousin. See you tonight!

Got Christmas head from your girl this AM. Thanks bro...

[lefty]

lol mavs

[jag]

I'm not sure how I feel about this Mavs team. I'm not enjoying seeing Bron and the Heat smear poo all over Mavs' faces.

[Killakobe81]

Lebron all over defensively and Cole breaking the Mavs defense down systematically ...

I think Mavs beatdown might of beenthe best thing for this year's Heat ...if they won it last year no way they come out THIS motivated.

[TIMMYtoZO]

Got Christmas head from your girl this AM. Thanks bro...

:lmao the yearly Christmas head joke you say. I am glad you continue to use it.

[SpursRulez4eVeR]

that Cole kid is like a little Wade out there

[Bill_Brasky]

Norris Cole is the real deal.

[DeadlyDynasty]

Heat by 17

so far, so good:lol

[c whata11]

does anybody have that picture of lebron opening up a christmas present with jason terry in it?

[TIMMYtoZO]

This is going to be a very boring season for anyone who isn't a Heat fan. There isn't one team this year who can truly hang with Miami.

[Ghazi]

Scros it appears we are UNstacked

[Killakobe81]

I wouldnt say wade ...he reminds me of a young Robert Pack just a little taller and mybe a bit more pass 1st ...

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mavs getting bitch slapped.

[TIMMYtoZO]

so far, so good:lol

I would ask why you joined Jerry (Ace) and I, but it is a moot point. The fact that you are on our side now is good enough for me. :toast

[jag]

Do those "Party Rock" hamsters have massive dicks or is that just the way their bodies are shaped? They look like they're packing serious heat in those sweat pants.

[Killakobe81]

Only thing I would read from the Mavs is their defense will NOT be as good ...

Heat gonna spank plenty of teams this year and they are EXTRA motivated for this one ...

[DeadlyDynasty]

I would ask why you joined Jerry (Ace) and I, but it is a moot point. The fact that you are on our side now is good enough for me. :toast

I'm Made in Dade, son...the Heat are basically family:toast

[Muser]

Jesus Odom is awful.

[DeadlyDynasty]

Do those "Party Rock" hamsters have massive dicks or is that just the way their bodies are shaped? They look like they're packing serious heat in those sweat pants.

:lmao

[Muser]

And damn that rookie on the Mavs is scrawny as shit.

[DeadlyDynasty]

Terry acting swole now that LeBron's on the bench :lol

[TIMMYtoZO]

Only thing I would read from the Mavs is their defense will NOT be as good ...

Heat gonna spank plenty of teams this year and they are EXTRA motivated for this one ...


:lmao@ this poster. You must really not be pumped about your Lakers this year.

[Bill_Brasky]

Lol bosh euro step attempt

[jag]

How wild would it be if one of DwYane Wade's knees exploded on Christmas day.. live on TV and shit?

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

Good shot chrissy

[Bill_Brasky]

More lol from Bosh

[jag]

For the record I don't dislike Dwyane. There is just something about him that makes me want to relive this experience:

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y177/keith_potter/d-wade1.jpg

[Bill_Brasky]

Forgot bout dat sweet james jones!

[TIMMYtoZO]

James Jones!

[lefty]

Holy crap


ABC/ESPN is more watchable now that Mark Jackson is gone

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

JaG, if you haven't already, you should watch the n!ggas in transit youtube video about the nigroid singing n!ggas in paris on the subway

[Killakobe81]

:lmao@ this poster. You must really not be pumped about your Lakers this year.

To borrow a phrase from my boy DPG ...this doesnt make any sense ...

I think the Heat will beat a lot of teams, and I think Mavs fans should not judge their defense by this game because Heat are extra motivated ...WTF does that have to do with the Lakers? :bang

Apparently you got a inferiority complex with Lakers fans, I can wait until the bulls game to discuss my team apparently they are on your mind constantly ...:lol

[HarlemHeat37]

:lol so much for Bosh planning on being more aggressive and comfortable, this year..

[TIMMYtoZO]

To borrow a phrase from my boy DPG ...this doesnt make any sense ...

I think the Heat will beat a lot of teams, and I think Mavs fans should not judhe their defense by this game because Heat are extra motivated ...WTF does that have to do with the Lakers? :bang

Apparently you got a inferiority complex with Lakers fans, I can wait until the bulls game to discuss my team apparently they are on your mind constantly ...:lol

You are the one constantly posting on a HEAT game thread. You keep praising them out of fear which I find hilarious. :lol

[DMC]

Dirk hasn't been involved much. Once he gets into his FT rhythm, he's golden.

[jag]

JaG, if you haven't already, you should watch the n!ggas in transit youtube video about the nigroid singing n!ggas in paris on the subway

:lol I saw that. Good stuff

[ElNono]

I just had to start a new thread about Chrissy

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

lmao Bosh is terrible

[TIMMYtoZO]

:lol so much for Bosh planning on being more aggressive and comfortable, this year..

It is just the first game. He will be fine. :lol

[NuGGeTs-FaN]

Surely the home crowd won't boo tonight even if Dallas is down by 20

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

lol Marion's hook shot

[HarlemHeat37]

Mavs should have paid Chandler, winning the West would have been a lock, not worth the risk of not acquiring Williams or Howard next year..

[ElNono]

Surely the home crowd won't boo tonight even if Dallas is down by 20

What crowd would do that to the defending champs???...

AHEM :lol

[Amuseddaysleeper]

Man, the Mavs are getting rocked.

[ElNono]

Did they get their rings? I missed the intro ceremony

[HarlemHeat37]

:lol Rip Hamilton is supposed to help beat this team?:lol..

[ElNono]

Jones unconscious

[TIMMYtoZO]

James Jones! Man they are killing Dallas. Merry Christmas Mavs fans. :lol

[ElNono]

lol Heat showing up in games that don't matter

[Killakobe81]

Mavs should have max'd Chandler, winning the West would have been a lock, not worth the risk of not acquiring Williams or Howard next year..

Me and Cully have been saying the same for weeks ...

Sure they may still not have enough to be a focused motivated Heat but they would of been West favorites ...over OKC. Now I say they are #2 ...but they are closer to #3 than #1 ...

I love Dwill, but if they keep their core and get a re-match with Mavs who says they don't own them again in the clutch?

I would of let it ride ...

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

:lol Rip Hamilton is supposed to help beat this team?:lol..
:lol Derek Rose
:lol point guards
:lol people finally picking up on my point guard theory

[DeadlyDynasty]

James Jones from..................The U!

Time to institute the running clock, this shit's over :lol

[Banzai]

Damn..game is boring unless you're a Heat fan.

[Bill_Brasky]

Bosh actually doin something.


Holy fuck the Mavs are getting shit on hard.

[Killakobe81]

Did they get their rings? I missed the intro ceremony

Missed it too but none of the punkasses on here answered my ?'s about it ...

[HarlemHeat37]

:lol Derek Rose
:lol point guards
:lol people finally picking up on my point guard theory

:lol gangbanging
:lol Rollin on Dubs
:lol cheating on the SATs

[ElNono]

Mavs looking like the pre-2010 mavs

[NuGGeTs-FaN]

I think we all know the Mavs will be one and done, but better to have one title than none at all :lol

[lefty]

27-53 :lol

[Killakobe81]

Heat are the faves no doubt about it, but again they are hyped for this game. I dont think bulls can beat them ...but to say it based on this game is silly.

If heat lost or it was close I would still say heat are the favorites ...

[Pelicans78]

Bulls need an elite SG to compete with Heat. Not sure why they didn't amnesty Boozer. This current group has reached its ceiling.

[ElNono]

Will the Mavs score 35 by the half?

[Killakobe81]

What crowd would do that to the defending champs???...

AHEM :lol

Hell yeah we would!!!!

If you paid thousands for tickets and your team played like that you should boo.
Mavs won't (probably) because they never expected to win last year ... :lol

[Bill_Brasky]

:lol roddy

[jag]

unstacked, tbh

[ElNono]

If you paid thousands for tickets and your team played like that you should boo.:cry:cry:cry

[GB20]

this dallas team looks slow as hell

[DMC]

Boozer had to read the "Merry Christmas" announcement.

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

:lmao the Lebron commercial of him telling n!ggas to stay in school

[jag]

I bet the Lakers will still be worse.

Kobe's wrist :cry
Bynum's man tits :cry
Pau's emotional vagina :cry
LA = David Stern's toilet :cry

[jag]

:lmao the Lebron commercial of him telling n!ggas to stay in school

Stay in school... and then go to college

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

:lmao a n!gger drops out of high school every 26 seconds
:lmao

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

hand down, man down!

[Bill_Brasky]

Stay in school... and then go to college

:lol

[Muser]

Mavs can't even box out, jesus christ..

[jag]

LeBron James hairline watch...

[SpursRulez4eVeR]

this game is so fucking boring

[Mav-elous Man]

I understand there may be rust and lack of chemistry. But there is NO EXCUSE for lack of hustle/effort. NONE. That said, its only the first game. No need to panic. They just need to show some damn hustle.

[Bill_Brasky]

:lmao lebron flop

[HarlemHeat37]

:lol Lebron's so smooth, what a flop..

[jag]

How long do I have to keep waiting for Roddy B to go into Savior mode?

[HarlemHeat37]

How long do I have to keep waiting for Roddy B to go into Savior mode?

Barea would have made all these shots, tbh..

DPG, right about 'dem Mavs this year, tbh..

[jag]

Barea would have made all these shots, tbh..

Culburn called it, tbh. Gotta have faith

[Muser]

Anybody know if there's gonna be an international league pass this season?

[HarlemHeat37]

yo harlem wb fag

:lmao..

[jag]

Anybody know if there's gonna be an international league pass this season?

I don't see why there wouldnt be. Int. LP Broadband at the very least. I just realized I got automatically re-subscribed for the new season. NBA LP

[HarlemHeat37]

Can't wait to see that piece on Lebron, the whole hood will be watching, tbh..

[BUMP]

tbh I see myself turning into GNSF/LakerFan all season if the team keeps playing like this.

Just gonna have to resort to ring smack imho

[daslicer]

Dallas really misses Chandler. Even though Odom is a better offensive player he doesn't have the defensive impact that Chandler had. Odom,Chandler,Mahinimi none of those guys come close to the defensive intensity that Chandler brings.

[jag]

I can't wait to hear about Akron, Ohio. Great American city. Great American state.

[Bill_Brasky]

Lol Cuban not maxing the one guy he should have

[jag]

Forget Cleveland, Cincinnati and Akron, has anything good ever come out of the entire state of Ohio?

[jag]

...other than Terrell Pryor of course.

[Muser]

Forget Cleveland, Cincinnati and Akron, has anything good ever come out of the entire state of Ohio?

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/2/29/Penguin1BurgessMeredith.jpg

imo

[Nathan89]

This game just shows Dirk can't win without Peja.

[Muser]

Even Joel Anthony gettin' in that ass.

[Killakobe81]

Wade not getting the Durant rule call ...

[Killakobe81]

Great efforst by Delonte, Wade just too good ...

[Muser]

Damn 71 points and only just started the third. This is gonna get ugly.

[SpursRulez4eVeR]

Brenda Haywood doesn't seem to give a shit out there

[Killakobe81]

Going from chandler to haywood is a downgrade ... to say the least ...

[GB20]

this game is too easy for miami

[Spurtacus]

35 point lead :lmao

[Bill_Brasky]

Holy fucking shit lebron.

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

I can't wait to hear about Akron, Ohio. Great American city. Great American state.
:lmao

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miami players each taking turns raping the mavs.

[LakerHater]

WOW, Nice touch from James off the oop to Wade!! :wow

[DMC]

I've never seen anything like that last fast break, fucking unreal.

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

...other than Terrell Pryor of course.
you said something good I saidddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd

[ElNono]

Chandler played great today... 6 blocks...

[Ace]

Seriously...
K4dKO3SaZTA

[ElNono]

Mavs on a mini-run, cutting the lead to 29...

[ElNono]

IMO, if Mavs can cut it to 20 by the 4th, it's anybody's game

[LakerHater]

Hes ejected????


:lol Hardly hit James!

[ElNono]

:lol Odom
:lol two bit brain

[Muser]

lol odom

[DMC]

Odom, getting his shit pushed in by a team he used to play for, while playing for a team that pushed his shit in last year. Khloe's going to get the chicken grease slapped out of her mouth tonight.

[SpursDynasty]

Isn't Mark Jackson supposed to be commentating in games Lamar Odom is in? "If I'm Lamar Odom.."

[Muser]

wow, fastbreak and Terry decides to shoot a 3. It's like watching the Spurs but not as bad.

[LakerHater]

Drunk ass Santa!!!! :lmao

[Killakobe81]

Correct me if i am wrong but didn't Lamar get thrown out of his last game in Dallas? :rollin

Damn withe ass whupping the Lakers took in the playiffs Lamar has left the court by an average of 30+ pts.

And it looks like Lebron may tap his full potential this year he looks REALLY good. ...and unless you are a cavs fan who wouldn't want to see a GREAT once in a generation realize his potential? I dont want the Heat to win but I do want to see Lebroin be his best ...and if he does they have a good shot.

[Killakobe81]

What a great half-court play there ...

[daslicer]

Lebron's midrange game has improved a lot from previous years. It seems now he can hit the midrange shots from everywhere on the court and that alone opens up the game for him.

[HarlemHeat37]

yo harlem son y bump got clowned by cully he a mark
bump gayer then lbj hairline

:lol talk to 'em, fam..

[Killakobe81]

Lebron's midrange game has improved a lot from previous years. It seems now he can hit the midrange shots from everywhere on the court and that alone opens up the game for him.

I agree. Hope this is the norm and not just a hot game by a distracted opponent.

[Killakobe81]

Cardinal did shove him on the other end ... Haslem not gonna get punked by the "custodian" :lol

Always liked Udonis ...

[Killakobe81]

West competing hard against Wade in the post ...

[daslicer]

I agree. Hope this is the norm and not just a hot game by a distracted opponent.

Also it looks like working out with Olaujuwon has greatly improved his footwork. I have seen him do some good moves in the post just by having great footwork.

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mahinmi!

[HarlemHeat37]

:lol Terry bumping his chest, down by 19..

[LkrFan]

Bron and Wade smiling on the bench. I guess they got even with the Mavs. :rolleyes

[DMC]

Lebron's midrange game has improved a lot from previous years. It seems now he can hit the midrange shots from everywhere on the court and that alone opens up the game for him.
Regular season Lebron is different from post season Lebron.

[BlackSwordsMan]

they won a battle we're still the nba champs until beaten in the finals

[Juggity]

Regular season Lebron is different from post season Lebron.

ECF Lebron was pretty good.

[Josepatches_]

Regular season Lebron is different from post season Lebron.

I guess you didn't watch the series against Boston or Chicago.

[Harlem Preach]

beast. SO proud of him

[Jacob1983]

Today definitely showed what Tyson Chandler did for the Mavs. He will be definitely missed. Mark Cuban is an idiot for not throwing money at him. I'd rather have Tyson Chandler than Dwight Howard. Wake me up when Dwight wins a ring.


What happened to the 2011 Western Conference Champions banner? I only saw the 2011 NBA Champions banner.

[Scrub]

That was one bad game...Heat steroiding over tired Mavs imho. Only another epic choke job from James can stop Heat winning it all this season.

Almost all Mavs players are out of shape. Lock out fucked them good.
Dirk completely out of shooting form, also phisically fucked.
Kardashian fat as fuck and useless.
Marion fat and lazy.
Kidd fat,old, and done.
Haywood retarded and untalented.
Carter should be severely hurt and put in a wheel chair imho. Can't stand that faggot. Don't know why Cubes signed that monkey.

I expect the Mavs to start playing something like their old selves in February when they come into physical shape and lose 20 pounds each. Come playoff time they'll still be second best team in the West behind Thunder imo.

[LkrFan]

Today definitely showed what Tyson Chandler did for the Mavs. He will be definitely missed. Mark Cuban is an idiot for not throwing money at him. I'd rather have Tyson Chandler than Dwight Howard. Wake me up when Dwight wins a ring.


What happened to the 2011 Western Conference Champions banner? I only saw the 2011 NBA Champions banner.

TC > D12? :rollin

[Muser]

Today definitely showed what Tyson Chandler did for the Mavs. He will be definitely missed. Mark Cuban is an idiot for not throwing money at him. I'd rather have Tyson Chandler than Dwight Howard. Wake me up when Dwight wins a ring.

.

Lol this has to be a late entry for worst post of the year.

[m>s]

its just one game and its only december. there remains plenty of time and if we could land a decent C in the coming days, we STACKED again!!!

[Giuseppe]

...but, you won't land Chandler.

Dirk is once again operating in the space of drudgery.

[m>s]

chandler will be sorely missed tbh, that motherfucker grabbed 16 rebounds in game 4 which was the closest game of the whole series, which the mavs won 86-83. its a lie to say TC's departure doesn't have any impact on our team, but the n!ggas will be fine i firmly believe. they lost game 1 of the finals last season and things didn't look too bright for them at that time, but they still managed to wriggle out of difficulties and ended up winning da FUCKING championship.

just don't ever underestimate the champs and their champions' hearts, my old bro

[Giuseppe]

Chandler was the perfect mate for Dirk, it was a marriage made in heaven. That happens so rarely that I still can't believe Cuban let him walk away like that. It is incomprehensible upon gross examination.

Dirk is a lot like Kobe=he does not make those around him markedly better, but, good players make him markedly better.

[wanggi]

Chandler was the perfect mate for Dirk, it was a marriage made in heaven.
Dirk is a lot like Kobe=he does not make those around him markedly better, but, good players make him markedly better.

So you mean you're willing to be Kobe's toy? right? cubbster.

[m>s]

06' dirk was the best he's ever been tbh, and it was in that year when he carried a shitload of sorry fucks into the NBA finals and only fell short by two games due to biased officiating & horseshit shots. the 10-11 TC was da true n!gga and it'd be great to have that NlGGA for another year, but his workrate/ambition would be very questionable after winning a championship & signing a big lucrative contract. TC was known to be injury prone and last season was a true miracle for him that he didn't miss 20 or more games, there was no guaranteed he would NOT turn out to be another contract whore tbh

[Giuseppe]

06' dirk was the best he's ever been tbh, and it was in that year when he carried a shitload of sorry fucks into the NBA finals and only fell short by two games due to biased officiating

Only pussies & assholes blame officiating.

[Axe Murderer]

Only pussies & assholes blame officiating.

you've nary room Gu'.


Fuck you. I'll never get it,,,no matter what. It's a gd conspiracy, a black ball.

tee, hee

[monosylab1k]

I'd rather have Tyson Chandler than Dwight Howard. Wake me up when Dwight wins a ring.

YK4ThkJKqMo

[ElNono]

http://assets.sbnation.com/assets/836558/cuban_medium.gif

[Roddy Beaubois]

Chandler was the perfect mate for Dirk, it was a marriage made in heaven.

They really fortified each other from the opening bell.

[ElNono]

Few other fortifications like that come to mind... Hedo & Nash, Dirk & TC...

[Giuseppe]

^^I'm a trend setter.

I set trends.

[BUMP]

lol Guiseppe avoiding Axe Murderer like the plague

[Giuseppe]

^Please.

[BUMP]

The Teardrop

[LakerHater]

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