***OFFICIAL*** 2011-2012 Regulation Krew thread

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

Opening Day Roster:

Leadership team:
Chief Executive Officer - stretch
Chief Financial Officer/President - DoK
Chief Operating Officer - dirk4mvp
Vice President/Director of Marketing - Ghazi
Vice President/Director of pissing off Rocketfan - Rogue
Vice President/Director of trolling quality - Lincoln/Mav Dynasty/Kyle Orton
Vice President/Director of special projects - badfish22
Vice President/Director of philanthropy - HarlemHeat37

Specialists:
Y.H. - The Cubby killer
Findog - Regulator Emoratus

Senior Regulators:
Ace
_JaG
Venti Quattro
Fpoonsie
Muser
midnightpulp
ginobili's bald spot
DeadlyDynasty
Bill_Brasky
Skut_Farkus

***THE FOLLOWING POSTERS HAVE OFFERS ON THE TABLE TO JOIN THE RK***

redzero
BUMP (Axe Murderer is a faggot)

If your name wasn't mentioned and you are interested, please submit an application

[Killakobe81]

I thought DPG was the only official "regulator" in this forum? :lol

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

Maybe in his mind

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

Are we looking at re annexing members that left us for shit like The Lefty Crew?
If they admit their mistakes and take their licks, sure, but we're not gonna bend over backwards to welcome them back. They're gonna have to reach out to us and go out on a limb.

[mavs>spurs]

Reigning Poster of the Month here, at your service.

Y.H. 1
Cubby 0

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

What job title do you want?

[mavs>spurs]

The coolest shit I can get. I've come to bring the pain.

[mavs>spurs]

Make me the Cubby Killer.

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

Updated.

[Pelicans78]

So I see hipsters are allowed in the Krew these days.

[Giuseppe]

Only pussies & assholes do krews.

[Killakobe81]

Back when you were a faggot, I'd respond with something quick and easy like " :lmao 16th pick". You are now neutral with the Krew :toast

Neutral is what I strive for ...and no one has brought the 16th pick up lately, so thanks for the reminder ... :toast

Im like Lebron Im making a "list" :lol

[HarlemHeat37]

I humbly accept this prestigious offer, I look forward to the opportunities that will arise from joining this legendary organization, tbh..

[rEgUlaToR!!!!!]

Opening Day Roster:

Leadership team:
Chief Executive Officer - stretch
Chief Financial Officer/President - DoK
Chief Operating Officer - dirk4mvp
Vice President/Director of Marketing - Ghazi
Vice President/Director of pissing off Rocketfan - Rogue
Vice President/Director of trolling quality - Lincoln/Mav Dynasty/Kyle Orton
Vice President/Director of special projects - badfish22

Specialists:
Y.H. - The Cubby killer

Senior Regulators:
Ace
_JaG
Venti Quattro
Fpoonsie
Muser
ginobili's bald spot

***THE FOLLOWING POSTERS HAVE OFFERS ON THE TABLE TO JOIN THE RK***

HarlemHeat37
DeadlyDynasty
redzero
midnightpulp
Bill_Brasky
BUMP (Axe Murderer is a faggot)

If your name wasn't mentioned and you are interested, please submit an application

don't 4get where u came from noob. better add this O.G. 2 tha list b4 u really learn what regulation looks like

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

cool story 4>0rings

[Ace]

Only pussies & assholes do krews.

The two things you haven't had since it stopped working and Katie girl left with Kool...

[Giuseppe]

The two things you haven't had since it stopped working and Katie girl left with Kool...

You sold your Heat out, daddy.

& I ain't ever lettin' you walk away from it.

ha, ha.

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

Updated

After showing how much he cares for the kids, HarlemHeat37 is the Regulation Krew's Director of Philanthropy.

[Fpoonsie]

Lulz. mono still on tha shit list?

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

mono last I checked is a dick grabbing Lefty Krew faggot. If he wants to come back, he'll have to write an essay on why we should give him a 2nd chance, but we quite frankly don't need him.

[midnightpulp]

Krew's looking pretty fortified.

I'm in.

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

midnightpulp and HarlemHeat37 will be the goods, fortifying each other from the opening bell or whatever gay shit he said in that prediction.

[Ace]

You sold your Heat out, daddy.

& I ain't ever lettin' you walk away from it.

ha, ha.

Your fatass is a Filiberto's burrito away from death. I'm not to worried...

[midnightpulp]

midnightpulp and HarlemHeat37 will be the goods, fortifying each other from the opening bell or whatever gay shit he said in that prediction.

:lol

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

Your fatass is a Filiberto's burrito away from death. I'm not to worried...
rofl do they have Filiberto's in Miami? I thought that was just an AZ thing.

[Ace]

Stacked tbh...

[DeadlyDynasty]

Lookin pretty swole, tbh...count me in, 3-0-5 branch

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

Updated


(if any members want a specialist position or feel they deserve a promotion please let me know)

[Bill_Brasky]

Just opened the thread and surprised to see my name tbh...

I very humbly accept, obviously, as it's a chance for me to take my game to the next level. Looking forward to a strong season.

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

This roster is st:lolcked

[Ace]

rofl do they have Filiberto's in Miami? I thought that was just an AZ thing.

They have them in Cali too, I've been to Tempe a few times so I've seen them there too. I've traveled quite a bit imo...

[Bill_Brasky]

midnightpulp and HarlemHeat37 will be the goods, fortifying each other from the opening bell or whatever gay shit he said in that prediction.

:lmao

staaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaacked

[Findog]

What job title do you want?

Regulator Emeritus

[skut_farkus]

Im ready to get down for the cause

[ElNono]

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How you guys gonna top that, uh?

[pass1st]

Lefty Crew is a real legitimate business it seems, the other shit is just internet fantasy.

[monosylab1k]

:lmao still asshurt that I made the Lefty Crew a contender and then exposed the simple facts that Lil' B is a shitty rapper and Dan Brown is a shitty writer. Fuck your crew.

[monosylab1k]

and even as a free agent, it's laughable to think I don't still run Mav Krew's shit. They look to me for approval every change they get :lmao

[monosylab1k]

Regulator Emeritus

Et tu, Brute?

[4>0rings]

Oh hey, you all are back from the Troll forum!

[redzero]

I have to consider what's best for my family.

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

What's funny is I've never even read the Da Vinci Code (whenever I read it's non-fiction 99% of the time), I just saw an opportunity to make fun of mono for being a bible thumper

:lol still butthurt over Dan Brown

[monosylab1k]

What's funny is I've never even read the Da Vinci Code (whenever I read it's non-fiction 99% of the time), I just saw an opportunity to make fun of mono for being a bible thumper

:lol still butthurt over Dan Brown

Sorry! My Lil B albums didn't download! Along with my hoodie and my "fuck you" flip-flops, you pretentious douchebag! I'm not signing those papers. Tell me this isn't about me taking over The Lefty Crew.......You... You did it! I knew you did it! You planted that story about me getting oustered by lefty! You had me accused of retard cruelty. And I'll bet what you hated the most was that they identified me as the creator of Mav/Regulation Krew, which I am. You better lawyer up asshole, because I'm not coming back for 30%, I'm coming back for EVERYTHING.

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

Sorry! My Lil B albums didn't download! Along with my hoodie and my "fuck you" flip-flops, you pretentious douchebag! I'm not signing those papers. Tell me this isn't about me taking over The Lefty Crew.......You... You did it! I knew you did it! You planted that story about me getting oustered by lefty! You had me accused of retard cruelty. And I'll bet what you hated the most was that they identified me as the creator of Mav/Regulation Krew, which I am. You better lawyer up asshole, because I'm not coming back for 30%, I'm coming back for EVERYTHING.

I have no idea what movie this is from, but here's a GNSF response I plan on copy pasting to death:



You're being a bitch. Cuban fucked it up. How many dumbass owners have successfully destroyed a championship team the following year in the history of the NBA? Only one, and you guys better land Howard or Dirk becomes a joke again and Cuban gets exposed for all of his shortcomings.

This is why your organization is a joke... your owner is a moron and it rubs off on the rest of the Maverick franchise. It's apparent when we see stupid ass nigs like you posting stupid ass shit, trash talking the player that was solely responsible for putting you over the top and giving you size and defensive presence in the paint. You owe Tyson every bit of support, because if it wasn't for him being on the team, there's no chance you contend last year.

Have fun sucking ass with a washed up ballhog VC and idiot buthurt Kardashian.

[redzero]

I was thinking about using a movie quotes shtick before, but I never got around to it.

[monosylab1k]

I have no idea what movie this is from

fucking a, where's redzero when you need him?

rzWN_tVYXPo

[monosylab1k]

I was thinking about using a movie quotes shtick before, but I never got around to it.

oh, there he is

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

Well tbh I've never seen that

What's your response to the Regulation Krew's contract offer?

[redzero]

I'll join if I get the title of "Grand Wizard."

[monosylab1k]

Well tbh I've never seen that

What's your response to the Regulation Krew's contract offer?

one dollar? you're kidding right?

I want reinstation as co-owner and CEO. Anything less and I'm going with the timvp's offer.

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

I'll give you my title as president since as a Jew i wanna focus more on the duties of a C.F.O., the title of C.E.O. is not mine to give.

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

I'll join if I get the title of "Grand Wizard."
Sorry but that sounds like you're in charge of everybody (and this isn't the KKK). Any other ideas?

[monosylab1k]

I'll give you my title as president since as a Jew i wanna focus more on the duties of a C.F.O., the title of C.E.O. is not mine to give.

That sounds reasonable. President, and also I want ElNono to be given a roster spot, redzero an offer to his liking, and CubanSucks an offer to be a jizz mopper.

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

oh and mono re-instating you to the leadership team would require a 66% among the leaders

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

That sounds reasonable. President, and also I want ElNono to be given a roster spot, redzero an offer to his liking, and CubanSucks an offer to be a jizz mopper.
ElNono yes, redzero yes (but I'm not calling him the grand wizard), cubansucks no

[monosylab1k]

ElNono yes, redzero yes (but I'm not calling him the grand wizard), cubansucks no

sounds good :tu

[Dex]

This is the No Homers Club. We're allowed to have one.

[redzero]

Fine, I'll just take vice president. And I want business cards and stock options.

[ElNono]

Well, this was sudden... looks like Stern - Derek Fisher circa Nov 26...

[ElNono]

My requirements are that I take 20+ shots a game and get to claim a couple fake injuries when shit is looking grim...

[rayjayjohnson]

im going to step up to this biatch

[mavs>spurs]

:lol I like how Rogue always automatically gets included in all this crew stuff yet he never asks to join and constantly badmouths the crew

[stretch]

:lobt2:

[Ace]

I usually don't speak out on krew matters. Always play my role knocking a few heads here and there. However, after recent events with Mono pulling Culburn's pants down and bending him over for the world to see. His demands should be met imo..

[redzero]

Ace, you haven't been putting cover sheets on your TPS reports. If you can do that from now on, that would be greeaaatttt. Mmkay?

[Giuseppe]

Only pussies & assholes do crews.

[redzero]

I still don't understand how rolling with lakaluva and Koolaid Man, laughing at their unfunny jokes, and defending them whenever they get into an argument is any different from being in a crew, but whatever.

[Ace]

Ace, you haven't been putting cover sheets on your TPS reports. If you can do that from now on, that would be greeaaatttt. Mmkay?

As a senior member, I don't do my tps reports I have bitches (interns) like cubansucks do them. I'll take of it...

cubansucks once you finish mopping that jizz I need to see you in my office...

[stretch]

I usually don't speak out on krew matters. Always play my role knocking a few heads here and there. However, after recent events with Mono pulling Culburn's pants down and bending him over for the world to see. His demands should be met imo..


That sounds reasonable. President, and also I want ElNono to be given a roster spot, redzero an offer to his liking, and CubanSucks an offer to be a jizz mopper.

As far as I'm concerned, it's good as done, as long as it is in harmony with the rest of the founding fathers.

[Giuseppe]

I still don't understand how rolling with lakaluva and Koolaid Man, laughing at their unfunny jokes, and defending them whenever they get into an argument is any different from being in a crew, but whatever.

I've admonished them both on many occasions.

[Ace]

I still don't understand how rolling with lakaluva and Koolaid Man, laughing at their unfunny jokes, and defending them whenever they get into an argument is any different from being in a crew, but whatever.

That's a crew... We're a krew...

[Giuseppe]

As far as I'm concerned, it's good as done, as long as it is in harmony with the rest of the founding fathers.

Only pussies & assholes do crews.

[redzero]

I've admonished them both on many occasions.

And people in the regulation krew admonish each other.

You can deny it, but you are basically in a crew yourself. There's just no official name for it.

[Giuseppe]

And so have people in the regulation krew.

But, that ain't what you claimed of me in your prior post. If you're going to be forthright I'll tag along, but, if you're going to be disengenous you can go back and fuck your mother some more.

[Ace]

And people in the regulation krew admonish each other.

You can deny it, but you are basically in a crew yourself. There's just no official name for it.

I think it's been well accepted they are the pussies & assholes...

[Giuseppe]

pussies & assholes...

I'm a trend setter.

I set trends.

[redzero]

I never said that you defend them ALL the time. I claimed that you do defend them when they get into arguments, which is true.

And that still doesn't take away from the fact that you and your buddies basically do the exact same thing a crew does.

Of course, I can ask you why you think what you do is different, but everybody here knows that you don't like answering difficult questions.

[Giuseppe]

I never said that you defend them ALL the time. I claimed that you do defend them when they get into arguments, which is true.

You said "whenever."

[redzero]

Okay, Mr. Pedantic.

You usually defend them when they get into arguments.

Of course, this doesn't take away from the fact that you are basically in a crew yourself, but you're just going to cut this part out when you quote this post.

[Giuseppe]

Okay, Mr. Pedantic.

You usually defend them when they get into arguments.

Of course, this doesn't take away from the fact that you are basically in a crew yourself, but you're just going to cut this part out when you quote this post.

Admit you were wrong without qualification and we can continue. Otherwise?

Your mother is waiting.

[redzero]

I'll admit that I was wrong as soon as you admit that you lied about qualifying and backtracked about pussies and assholes doing polls.

Fair is fair. If you won't admit that you made mistakes, I won't either.

[Giuseppe]

I'll admit that I was wrong as soon as you admit that you lied about qualifying and backtracked about pussies and assholes doing polls.

Fair is fair. If you won't admit that you made mistakes, I won't either.

No. You were mistaken above and you'll stipulate without qualification, or, you can return whence you were spawned.

[redzero]

:lol So you don't want to admit about being wrong, but you want others to do the same?

Classic Culburn.

[Giuseppe]

:lol So you don't want to admit about being wrong, but you want others to do the same?

Classic Culburn.

You have my terms, Red.

Let us proceed...

[redzero]

You simply do not hold yourself to the retarded standards that you make for other people.

And you still do crews.

[Giuseppe]

You simply do not hold yourself to the retarded standards that you make for other people.

And you still do crews.

Only pussies & assholes do crews.

[redzero]

What do you say a crew is?

[Giuseppe]

What do you say a crew is?

No. Red, no. We're not going to have civil discourse until you stipulate to being mistaken earlier, without qualification.

That's it.

[redzero]

Until you hold yourself to your own standards, that won't happen.

Also, :lol at civil discourse. Whenever somebody calls you on your hypocrisy with no name calling, you clam up.

[Giuseppe]

Until you hold yourself to your own standards, that won't happen.

Also, :lol at civil discourse. Whenever somebody calls you on your hypocrisy with no name calling, you clam up.

You have my terms, Red.

Let us proceed...

[redzero]

And you have my answer.

[Giuseppe]

And you have my answer.

Let us proceed...

[redzero]

It appears that we are at an impasse.

[Giuseppe]

It appears that we are at an impasse.

You're the one who fucked up. Not me.

[redzero]

Not really. I called you out for being in a crew, and the best thing you could do was take "whenever" literally and completely ignore the rest of my post.

Damn, you are one gigantic hypocrite.

[Giuseppe]

Not really. I called you out for being in a crew, and the best thing you could do was take "whenever" literally and completely ignore the rest of my post.

Damn, you are one gigantic hypocrite.

Well, "you've" bushwhacked me for similar offenses on countless occasions. I don't like to cherry pick like that, but, if that's the common practice of a Board I will stoop.

[redzero]

Untrue. I have gotten on your case because you were being a gigantic hypocrite (e.g., calling out others for qualifying even though you qualify yourself, complaining about people stealing your stuff except when your buddies do it, etc).

Your entire posts are ripe for dissecting. I don't need to be pedantic just to criticize you.

[Giuseppe]

Untrue. I have gotten on your case because you were being a gigantic hypocrite (e.g., calling out others for qualifying even though you qualify yourself, complaining about people stealing your stuff except when your buddies do it, etc).

Your entire posts are ripe for dissecting. I don't need to be pedantic just to criticize you.

You have my terms, Red.

Let us proceed...

[redzero]

:lol no response so you just repeat the same thing over again
:lol at the idea of you wanting a civil discussion

[Giuseppe]

:lol no response so you just repeat the same thing over again
:lol at the idea of you wanting a civil discussion

Your regrets are your own. You've only yerself to blame. I've no sympathy for you.

[redzero]

I don't regret the fact that you're a delusional hypocrite who routinely does what he criticizes others for doing.

Only you can stop yourself from being a hypocrite.