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ezau
12-27-2011, 01:06 AM
I mean, I'm just curious. For a PG, there's only one thing he can do and that's shoot the occasional three. Other than that, he can't defend quick point guards, he can't handle the ball well, and he can't even distribute. There's prolly five or 10 players from the D-League whose better than Fish at this point.

Ashy Larry
12-27-2011, 01:08 AM
becuz he's the president of the NBAPA

Giuseppe
12-27-2011, 01:08 AM
The last time he shot that "occasional three" we were down 13, my Luva was in exile and it was still:::

Kobe: 4

the tired old shit bag Duncan: 4

pass1st
12-27-2011, 01:09 AM
The last time he shot that occasional 3 we were down 13, my Luva was in exile and it was still:::

Kobe: 4

the tired old shit bag Duncan: 4

:lol

Spur_Fanatic
12-27-2011, 01:22 AM
My theory is that he has something on the Buss family.
Dirty pictures, maybe an obscure family secret or something.

Giuseppe
12-27-2011, 01:23 AM
My theory is that he has something on the Buss family.
Dirty pictures, maybe an obscure family secret or something.

Nothing more than the occasional three.

quickerblade
12-27-2011, 01:25 AM
Fisher is useless

Ashy Larry
12-27-2011, 01:29 AM
becuz he has naked picture of doc buss fuckin' a bullfrog

Obstructed_View
12-27-2011, 01:29 AM
Because somebody on the Lakers actually has to MAKE a clutch basket.

4>0rings
12-27-2011, 01:31 AM
The last time he shot that "occasional three" we were down 13, my Luva was in exile and it was still:::

Kobe: 4

the tired old shit bag Duncan: 4

Bob Costas: Mr. Sandusky, there is a 40-count indictment, the grand jury report contains specific details. There are multiple accusers, multiple eyewitnesses to various aspects of the abuse. A reasonable person says, "Where there is this much smoke, there must be plenty of fire." What do you say?

Jerry Sandusky: I say that I am innocent of those charges.

Costas: Innocent? Completely innocent and falsely accused in every aspect?

Sandusky: Well, I could say that, you know, I have done some of those things. I have horsed around with kids. I have showered after workouts. I have hugged them and I have touched their legs, without intent of sexual contact. But, um... uh ... So, if you look at it that way ... uh ... there are things that ... that ... uh ... wouldn't ... uh, you know, would be accurate.

Costas: Are you denying that you had any inappropriate sexual contact with any of these underage boys?


Sandusky: Yes, I am.

Costas: Never touched their genitals? Never engaged in oral sex?

Sandusky: Right.

Costas: What about Mike McQueary? The grad assistant, who in 2002 walked into the shower where he says in specific detail that you were forcibly raping a boy who appeared to be 10 or 11 years old, that his hands were up against the shower wall, and he heard rhythmic slap, slap, slapping sounds, and he described that as a rape?

Sandusky: I would say that that's false.

Costas: What would be his motive to lie?

Sandusky: You'd have to ask him that.

Costas: What did happen in the shower the night that Mike McQueary happened upon you and the young boy?

Sandusky: OK, we were showering and ... and horsing around. And he actually turned all the showers on and was actually sliding across the floor and um and we were, as I recall, possibly, like, snapping a towel and horseplay.

Costas: In 1998, a mother confronts you about taking a shower with her son and inappropriately touching him. Two detectives eavesdrop on her conversations with you and you admit that, maybe, your private parts touched her son. What happened there?

Sandusky: I can't exactly recall what was said there. In terms of, uh, what I did say was that if he felt that way then I was wrong.

Costas: During one of those conversations, you said, "I understand. I was wrong. I wish I could get forgiveness," speaking now with the mother, "I know I won't get it from you. I wish I were dead." A guy falsely accused, or a guy whose actions have been misinterpreted, doesn't respond that way. Does he?

Sandusky: I don't know. I didn't say, to my recollection, that "I wish I were dead." I was hopeful that we could reconcile things.

Costas: Shortly after that, in 2000, a janitor said that he saw you performing oral sex on a young boy in the showers in the Penn State locker facility. Did that happen?

Sandusky: No.

Costas: How could somebody think they saw something as extreme and shocking as that when it hadn't occurred? And what would possibly be their motivation to fabricate it?

Sandusky: You'd have to ask them.

Costas: It seems that, if all of these accusations are false, you are the unluckiest and most persecuted man that any of us has ever heard about.

Sandusky: [Laughs] I don't know what you want me to say. I don't think that these have been the best days of my life.

Costas: To your knowledge, did Joe Paterno have any information regarding objectionable activities on your part prior to that report in 2002?

Sandusky: My... I can't totally answer that question. My answer would be, "no."

Costas: Did Joe Paterno, at any time, ever speak to you directly about your behavior?

Sandusky: No.

Costas: Never?

Sandusky: No.

Costas: He never asked you about what you might have done?

Sandusky: No.

Costas: He never asked you if needed help, if you needed counseling?

Sandusky: No, no.

Costas: Never expressed disapproval of any kind?

Sandusky: No.

Costas: How do you feel about what has happened to Penn State and to Joe Paterno? And to the Penn State football program? And your part in it?

Sandusky: How would you think I would feel about a university that I attended? About people that I worked with? About people that I care so much about? How do you think I would feel about it? I feel horrible.

Costas: You feel horrible. Do you feel culpable?

Sandusky: I'm not sure what I know what you mean?

Costas: Do you feel guilty?

Sandusky: Guilty?

Costas: Do you feel as if it's your fault

Sandusky: No. I don't think it's my fault. I've obviously played a part in this.

Costas: How would you define the part you played? What are you willing to concede that you've done that was wrong and that you wish you had not done?

Sandusky: Well, in retrospect, I ... you know ... I shouldn't have showered with those kids. And, some...

Costas: That's it?

Sandusky: Yeah, that's what hits me the most.

Costas: Are you a pedophile?

Sandusky: No.

Costas: Are you sexually attracted to young boys? To underage boys?

Sandusky: Am I sexually attracted to underage boys?

Costas: Yes.

Sandusky: Sexually attracted? You know, I enjoy young people. I love to be around them. I ... but, no, I am not sexually attracted to young boys.

Costas: Obviously, you're entitled to a presumption of innocence and you will receive a vigorous defense. On the other hand, there is a tremendous amount of information out there and fair-minded, common sense people have concluded that you are guilty of monstrous acts. And they are particularly unforgiving with the type of crimes that have been alleged here. And, so, millions of Americans who didn't know Jerry Sandusky's name until a week ago now regard you not only as a criminal but -- I say this I think in a considered way -- but as some sort of a monster. How do you respond to them?

Sandusky: I don't know what I can say or what I could say that would make anybody feel any different now. I would just say that if somehow people could hang on until my attorney has a chance to fight you know for my innocence. But that's about all I could ask right now and you know obviously it's a huge challenge.

elemento
12-27-2011, 01:40 AM
Because somebody on the Lakers actually has to MAKE a clutch basket.

:lmao

WildcardManu
12-27-2011, 01:41 AM
The last time he shot that "occasional three" we were down 13, my Luva was in exile and it was still:::

Vanessa: 2.5
Kobe: 2.5
Duncan: 4

Giuseppe
12-27-2011, 01:44 AM
Kobe: 5

tired old shit bag Duncan: 4

ezau
12-27-2011, 01:47 AM
Vanessa: 2.5
Kobe: 2.5
Duncan: 4

Giuseppe
12-27-2011, 01:47 AM
Kobe: 5

tired old shit bag Duncan: 4

4>0rings
12-27-2011, 01:51 AM
Kobe: 5

tired old shit bag Duncan: 4

Bob Costas: Mr. Sandusky, there is a 40-count indictment, the grand jury report contains specific details. There are multiple accusers, multiple eyewitnesses to various aspects of the abuse. A reasonable person says, "Where there is this much smoke, there must be plenty of fire." What do you say?

Jerry Sandusky: I say that I am innocent of those charges.

Costas: Innocent? Completely innocent and falsely accused in every aspect?

Sandusky: Well, I could say that, you know, I have done some of those things. I have horsed around with kids. I have showered after workouts. I have hugged them and I have touched their legs, without intent of sexual contact. But, um... uh ... So, if you look at it that way ... uh ... there are things that ... that ... uh ... wouldn't ... uh, you know, would be accurate.

Costas: Are you denying that you had any inappropriate sexual contact with any of these underage boys?


Sandusky: Yes, I am.

Costas: Never touched their genitals? Never engaged in oral sex?

Sandusky: Right.

Costas: What about Mike McQueary? The grad assistant, who in 2002 walked into the shower where he says in specific detail that you were forcibly raping a boy who appeared to be 10 or 11 years old, that his hands were up against the shower wall, and he heard rhythmic slap, slap, slapping sounds, and he described that as a rape?

Sandusky: I would say that that's false.

Costas: What would be his motive to lie?

Sandusky: You'd have to ask him that.

Costas: What did happen in the shower the night that Mike McQueary happened upon you and the young boy?

Sandusky: OK, we were showering and ... and horsing around. And he actually turned all the showers on and was actually sliding across the floor and um and we were, as I recall, possibly, like, snapping a towel and horseplay.

Costas: In 1998, a mother confronts you about taking a shower with her son and inappropriately touching him. Two detectives eavesdrop on her conversations with you and you admit that, maybe, your private parts touched her son. What happened there?

Sandusky: I can't exactly recall what was said there. In terms of, uh, what I did say was that if he felt that way then I was wrong.

Costas: During one of those conversations, you said, "I understand. I was wrong. I wish I could get forgiveness," speaking now with the mother, "I know I won't get it from you. I wish I were dead." A guy falsely accused, or a guy whose actions have been misinterpreted, doesn't respond that way. Does he?

Sandusky: I don't know. I didn't say, to my recollection, that "I wish I were dead." I was hopeful that we could reconcile things.

Costas: Shortly after that, in 2000, a janitor said that he saw you performing oral sex on a young boy in the showers in the Penn State locker facility. Did that happen?

Sandusky: No.

Costas: How could somebody think they saw something as extreme and shocking as that when it hadn't occurred? And what would possibly be their motivation to fabricate it?

Sandusky: You'd have to ask them.

Costas: It seems that, if all of these accusations are false, you are the unluckiest and most persecuted man that any of us has ever heard about.

Sandusky: [Laughs] I don't know what you want me to say. I don't think that these have been the best days of my life.

Costas: To your knowledge, did Joe Paterno have any information regarding objectionable activities on your part prior to that report in 2002?

Sandusky: My... I can't totally answer that question. My answer would be, "no."

Costas: Did Joe Paterno, at any time, ever speak to you directly about your behavior?

Sandusky: No.

Costas: Never?

Sandusky: No.

Costas: He never asked you about what you might have done?

Sandusky: No.

Costas: He never asked you if needed help, if you needed counseling?

Sandusky: No, no.

Costas: Never expressed disapproval of any kind?

Sandusky: No.

Costas: How do you feel about what has happened to Penn State and to Joe Paterno? And to the Penn State football program? And your part in it?

Sandusky: How would you think I would feel about a university that I attended? About people that I worked with? About people that I care so much about? How do you think I would feel about it? I feel horrible.

Costas: You feel horrible. Do you feel culpable?

Sandusky: I'm not sure what I know what you mean?

Costas: Do you feel guilty?

Sandusky: Guilty?

Costas: Do you feel as if it's your fault

Sandusky: No. I don't think it's my fault. I've obviously played a part in this.

Costas: How would you define the part you played? What are you willing to concede that you've done that was wrong and that you wish you had not done?

Sandusky: Well, in retrospect, I ... you know ... I shouldn't have showered with those kids. And, some...

Costas: That's it?

Sandusky: Yeah, that's what hits me the most.

Costas: Are you a pedophile?

Sandusky: No.

Costas: Are you sexually attracted to young boys? To underage boys?

Sandusky: Am I sexually attracted to underage boys?

Costas: Yes.

Sandusky: Sexually attracted? You know, I enjoy young people. I love to be around them. I ... but, no, I am not sexually attracted to young boys.

Costas: Obviously, you're entitled to a presumption of innocence and you will receive a vigorous defense. On the other hand, there is a tremendous amount of information out there and fair-minded, common sense people have concluded that you are guilty of monstrous acts. And they are particularly unforgiving with the type of crimes that have been alleged here. And, so, millions of Americans who didn't know Jerry Sandusky's name until a week ago now regard you not only as a criminal but -- I say this I think in a considered way -- but as some sort of a monster. How do you respond to them?

Sandusky: I don't know what I can say or what I could say that would make anybody feel any different now. I would just say that if somehow people could hang on until my attorney has a chance to fight you know for my innocence. But that's about all I could ask right now and you know obviously it's a huge challenge.

Giuseppe
12-27-2011, 01:52 AM
...then his wife went and cut a check for 50 large and sprung him less than 8 hours after they hauled him off for the second time.

tee, hee.

DMC
12-27-2011, 01:53 AM
Bob Costas: Mr. Sandusky, there is a 40-count indictment, the grand jury report contains specific details. There are multiple accusers, multiple eyewitnesses to various aspects of the abuse. A reasonable person says, "Where there is this much smoke, there must be plenty of fire." What do you say?

Jerry Sandusky: I say that I am innocent of those charges.

Costas: Innocent? Completely innocent and falsely accused in every aspect?

Sandusky: Well, I could say that, you know, I have done some of those things. I have horsed around with kids. I have showered after workouts. I have hugged them and I have touched their legs, without intent of sexual contact. But, um... uh ... So, if you look at it that way ... uh ... there are things that ... that ... uh ... wouldn't ... uh, you know, would be accurate.

Costas: Are you denying that you had any inappropriate sexual contact with any of these underage boys?


Sandusky: Yes, I am.

Costas: Never touched their genitals? Never engaged in oral sex?

Sandusky: Right.

Costas: What about Mike McQueary? The grad assistant, who in 2002 walked into the shower where he says in specific detail that you were forcibly raping a boy who appeared to be 10 or 11 years old, that his hands were up against the shower wall, and he heard rhythmic slap, slap, slapping sounds, and he described that as a rape?

Sandusky: I would say that that's false.

Costas: What would be his motive to lie?

Sandusky: You'd have to ask him that.

Costas: What did happen in the shower the night that Mike McQueary happened upon you and the young boy?

Sandusky: OK, we were showering and ... and horsing around. And he actually turned all the showers on and was actually sliding across the floor and um and we were, as I recall, possibly, like, snapping a towel and horseplay.

Costas: In 1998, a mother confronts you about taking a shower with her son and inappropriately touching him. Two detectives eavesdrop on her conversations with you and you admit that, maybe, your private parts touched her son. What happened there?

Sandusky: I can't exactly recall what was said there. In terms of, uh, what I did say was that if he felt that way then I was wrong.

Costas: During one of those conversations, you said, "I understand. I was wrong. I wish I could get forgiveness," speaking now with the mother, "I know I won't get it from you. I wish I were dead." A guy falsely accused, or a guy whose actions have been misinterpreted, doesn't respond that way. Does he?

Sandusky: I don't know. I didn't say, to my recollection, that "I wish I were dead." I was hopeful that we could reconcile things.

Costas: Shortly after that, in 2000, a janitor said that he saw you performing oral sex on a young boy in the showers in the Penn State locker facility. Did that happen?

Sandusky: No.

Costas: How could somebody think they saw something as extreme and shocking as that when it hadn't occurred? And what would possibly be their motivation to fabricate it?

Sandusky: You'd have to ask them.

Costas: It seems that, if all of these accusations are false, you are the unluckiest and most persecuted man that any of us has ever heard about.

Sandusky: [Laughs] I don't know what you want me to say. I don't think that these have been the best days of my life.

Costas: To your knowledge, did Joe Paterno have any information regarding objectionable activities on your part prior to that report in 2002?

Sandusky: My... I can't totally answer that question. My answer would be, "no."

Costas: Did Joe Paterno, at any time, ever speak to you directly about your behavior?

Sandusky: No.

Costas: Never?

Sandusky: No.

Costas: He never asked you about what you might have done?

Sandusky: No.

Costas: He never asked you if needed help, if you needed counseling?

Sandusky: No, no.

Costas: Never expressed disapproval of any kind?

Sandusky: No.

Costas: How do you feel about what has happened to Penn State and to Joe Paterno? And to the Penn State football program? And your part in it?

Sandusky: How would you think I would feel about a university that I attended? About people that I worked with? About people that I care so much about? How do you think I would feel about it? I feel horrible.

Costas: You feel horrible. Do you feel culpable?

Sandusky: I'm not sure what I know what you mean?

Costas: Do you feel guilty?

Sandusky: Guilty?

Costas: Do you feel as if it's your fault

Sandusky: No. I don't think it's my fault. I've obviously played a part in this.

Costas: How would you define the part you played? What are you willing to concede that you've done that was wrong and that you wish you had not done?

Sandusky: Well, in retrospect, I ... you know ... I shouldn't have showered with those kids. And, some...

Costas: That's it?

Sandusky: Yeah, that's what hits me the most.

Costas: Are you a pedophile?

Sandusky: No.

Costas: Are you sexually attracted to young boys? To underage boys?

Sandusky: Am I sexually attracted to underage boys?

Costas: Yes.

Sandusky: Sexually attracted? You know, I enjoy young people. I love to be around them. I ... but, no, I am not sexually attracted to young boys.

Costas: Obviously, you're entitled to a presumption of innocence and you will receive a vigorous defense. On the other hand, there is a tremendous amount of information out there and fair-minded, common sense people have concluded that you are guilty of monstrous acts. And they are particularly unforgiving with the type of crimes that have been alleged here. And, so, millions of Americans who didn't know Jerry Sandusky's name until a week ago now regard you not only as a criminal but -- I say this I think in a considered way -- but as some sort of a monster. How do you respond to them?

Sandusky: Boiled down, it's still Kobe 5, Tired old shit bag Duncan 4. tee, hee

fify

ezau
12-27-2011, 01:53 AM
Vanessa: 2.5
Kobe: 2.5
Duncan: 4

Giuseppe
12-27-2011, 01:57 AM
Kobe: 5

the tired old shit bag Duncan: 4

Sean Cagney
12-27-2011, 02:31 AM
The last time he shot that "occasional three" we were down 13, my Luva was in exile and it was still:::

Kobe: 4

the tired old shit bag Duncan: 4

Good lord you are so tired in here it's crazy, you say the same shyt everyday it appears old man you are the tired old repetitive shitbag bro :wow:rollin:rollin You old tired fuck you set damn trends you say, but you are a fucking OCD victim to me saying the same shit all day everyday in here :rollin:rollin

Cot damn old man, you are the tired old shit bag in reality.
Kobe: 5

the tired old shit bag Duncan: 4

Shaq three MVP's in the finals and Duncans >>>>>>>>>>>>>> Kobe tired old shit bag's two! Jordans his GODS six titles >>>>>>>>> TIRED OLD SHITBAG Kobe ball chuckers 5 with Shaq getting him three!!!!!!!! Kobes 6 for 24 in a game 7 to get that 7th ring when old shitbag Fisher bailed him out = Priceless for him :wow:wow

Giuseppe
12-27-2011, 06:19 AM
shitbag trends the tired old shit bag tired old shit bag's TIRED OLD SHITBAG shitbag

I'm a trend setter.

I set trends.

Spurs9
12-27-2011, 10:55 AM
Kobe: 5

the tired old shit bag Duncan: 4
Are you mental, you post the same shit over and over. Who cares you attention whore

noob cake
12-27-2011, 11:42 AM
I'm a trend setter.

I set trends.

I've seen cubby post this 100 times over the past 2 days.

Giuseppe
12-27-2011, 11:47 AM
Are you mental, you post the same shit over and over. Who cares you attention whore

Sit on it.

Giuseppe
12-27-2011, 11:48 AM
I've seen cubby post this 100 times over the past 2 days.

When you use my shit I'm posting it. That's my shit. Get your own shit.

jag
12-27-2011, 11:52 AM
When you use my shit I'm posting it. That's my shit. Get your own shit.

You're trying Kori's hand. It shows a lack of character on your part to continue going back on your word to her.

Giuseppe
12-27-2011, 11:57 AM
You're trying Kori's hand. It shows a lack of character on your part to continue going back on your word to her.

"You're" doing the same damn thing.

it's me
12-27-2011, 12:06 PM
http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSADGhxzgxi_mkoYfGilcb1fZgBEaWnW FgtZHavivkTNS1ZR7iZfA