I'm going to the highest bidder

[monosylab1k]

Check my resume:

-took Mav Krew to the top, dominated this NBA Forum shit with Findog.
-kept Mav Krew on top, then expanded, adding non Mavericks fans to the roster like my understudy.
-destroyed lakaluva's posting career and credibility with a thread that is 54 pages long and counting.
-after the dynasty was complete, took my talents to the Lefty Crew and immediately grabbed top free agents BUMP, Tyson_Chandler, Jacob1983, Fabbs, and Ghazi.
-sent Cubby the the tree of woe, belly draggin'.
-dominated Lefty crew so hard that Lefty tried to organize a failed coup.

and now I'm here, a free agent. Whoever gives me their best offer has the overall top troller of the past few years, AP's current top 3 NBA Forum Poster, and all the other shit that goes along with a living legend like myself.

[DMC]

How about my nuts across your chin? Sound reasonable?

[monosylab1k]

How about my nuts across your chin? Sound reasonable?

:lmao ":cry I'm an old fuck and my retarded son is making stupid choices with his life cuz I'm a shitty father :cry"

[Trainwreck2100]

lol mono we can't bid on you, that would make you a proffessional and you'd lose your top 25 status

[jjktkk]

Please provide references.

[monosylab1k]

Please provide references.

-Kori Ellis
-timvp
-whottt (RIP)

[DMC]

:lmao ":cry I'm an old fuck and my retarded son is making stupid choices with his life cuz I'm a shitty father :cry"
Is that a yes or do you have a higher bid?

[jjktkk]

-Kori Ellis
-timvp
-whottt (RIP)

Very impressive list. You should have a legit chance to rule the NBA Forum, but the teabagging you receive in the clubhouse could have some on here a little reluctant to bring you into their respective crew imho.

[Trainwreck2100]

-Kori Ellis
-timvp
-whottt (RIP)

i consulted your references and the consensus was anything more the DMC's balls across your chin would be overpaying. They did say you were great for holiday parties though

[jjktkk]

i consulted your references and the consensus was anything more the DMC's balls across your chin would be overpaying. They did say you were great for holiday parties though

:lol. Could Mono's legacy on ST be possibly stained?

[monosylab1k]

:lmao asshurt spurs fans trying to take shots cuz they know they can't afford me.

[HarlemHeat37]

- Quit on the Mavs, last year..

- Turned mainstream, after he was passed over for a SpursTalk medal, by creating a radio show, in addition to targeting lakaluva..

- Attempted to form a crew to compete with the RK, but failed miserably, including an embarrassing regulation, via Lefty himself..

- Begged Harlem to join him, multiple times, similar to Ron Artest getting punked by Kobe and then joining him the next year..

[Trainwreck2100]

:lmao asshurt spurs fans trying to take shots cuz they know they can't afford me.

:lmao kinda like the Mavs couldn't afford Chandler. AmIRight???

[monosylab1k]

:lmao kinda like the Mavs couldn't afford Chandler. AmIRight???

ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhh hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[monosylab1k]

- Quit on the Mavs, last year..

- Turned mainstream, after he was passed over for a SpursTalk medal, by creating a radio show, in addition to targeting lakaluva..

- Attempted to form a crew to compete with the RK, but failed miserably, including an embarrassing regulation, via Lefty himself..

- Begged Harlem to join him, multiple times, similar to Ron Artest getting punked by Kobe and then joining him the next year..

crofl good to see the Slim Charles of the forum still has a place doing just enough for people to not forget him completely.

[silverblk mystix]

proud of being a lame troll....now I've seen everything....

[monosylab1k]

proud of being a lame troll....now I've seen everything....

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-4o2yn0LQtOE/TtjFvBawBeI/AAAAAAAAAHU/-Gt1RHpBZY4/s320/pot-kettle.jpg

[HarlemHeat37]

:lol Harlem was the most mentioned poster of the NBA forum last year, which was statistically proven, tbh..

:( please join my crew Harlem:(
:( please be a mod with me Harlem:(
:(please:(

[#41 Shoot Em Up]

:lmao kinda like the Mavs couldn't afford Chandler. AmIRight???

Sick burn my man :rolleyes

[Trainwreck2100]

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-4o2yn0LQtOE/TtjFvBawBeI/AAAAAAAAAHU/-Gt1RHpBZY4/s320/pot-kettle.jpg

that would imply mystix is proud of himself, he probably cries as he rubs one out , to his shitty posts every night.

[monosylab1k]

:lol Harlem was the most mentioned poster of the NBA forum last year, which was statistically proven, tbh..

:( please join my crew Harlem:(
:( please be a mod with me Harlem:(
:(please:(

:lmao pandering to your mainstream appeal only got me more power than I could possibly imagine. Being that popular was just ridiculous. Thanks for that tbh. Only nlgga wit a Benz and a backpack, and it's all cuz the Kanye of the NBA Forum decided to throw a few bones at the Flo-Rida of the forum :lmao

[Trainwreck2100]

Sick burn my man :rolleyes

hey main you remember dat time when you had Brendan Haywood and he got paid so much you couldn't afford a good center? Do you? Cause I don't

[Hemotivo]

:reading

[timvp]

1 month, $20 million.

[Pelicans78]

I think my impact on Mav Krew was overlooked last season. I was the only non-Mav poster who predicted the Mavs coming out of the West.

I said a healthy Chandler could and would put this team over the top.

I heavily advocated Dirk for MVP.

I even said Chandler's impact was greater on offense.

[DMC]

:lol. Could Mono's legacy on ST be possibly stained?
His chin certainly is.


I am about to rescind my offer. He's going to probably remain a free agent well into the season.

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

1 year, $1 is the Regulation Krew's bid, pending a 5000 word essay about how much you failed with the Lefty Krew

[Roddy Beaubois]

Outstanding resume, with the only flaw being that Lefty crew disaster. :lol being kicked out by the forum doormat

[DMC]

proud of being a lame troll....now I've seen everything....
Have you ever seen a man eat his own head?

[jjktkk]

Sick burn my man :rolleyes

Mono's kiss of death, St's own mayonnaise sandwich king backing his guy. :lol

[monosylab1k]

1 year, $1 is the Regulation Krew's bid, pending a 5000 word essay about how much you failed with the Lefty Krew

:lmao I had you sweatin hard this offseason. Got all the free agents and dominated yall till Lefty tried to take control and I resigned. Don't act like you ain't still asshurt about me leavin.

[monosylab1k]

Outstanding resume, with the only flaw being that Lefty crew disaster. :lol being kicked out by the forum doormat

that myth has already been busted, badtakes. Lefty had no power to kick me out. When he tried, I bent his crew over and raped their asses, then left them tied up to the radiator.

[jjktkk]

:cry:cry:cry. Fuck you spurs fans, I know sports, I got my own talk show bitches.

[HarlemHeat37]

:lol sabotaged by Lefty, I didn't even know it was possible, tbh..

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

Last night I picked up several key free agents. Your brother and your understudy have made the RK stronger than it ever was.

[monosylab1k]

1 month, $20 million.

well maybe Spurs Fans can afford me :lol it might be time for da 4 ring dynasty to dominate this place once again.

[monosylab1k]

Last night I picked up several key free agents. Your brother and your understudy have made the RK stronger than it ever was.

:lmao and yet you still do my bidding. One only needs to check the Pistons forum for evidence of that.

[timvp]

Lefty had a crew? WTF.

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

:lmao and yet you still do my bidding. One only needs to check the Pistons forum for evidence of that.
I've never denied the fact you have great trolling ideas (that's why I've put in a very respectable offer, more than any other L:lolfty Crew member will ever get).

[monosylab1k]

okay timvp, I'm in. Here's my rules

If I troll for you, you give me a time and a place. I give you a five-minute window, anything happens in that five minutes and I'm yours no matter what. Anything a minute either side of that and you're on your own. I don't sit in while you're running it down, I don't carry a gun... I troll.

[Roddy Beaubois]

that myth has already been busted, badtakes. Lefty had no power to kick me out. When he tried, I bent his crew over and raped their asses, then left them tied up to the radiator.

Lets be honest here tbh. Lefty kicked you out, you panicked, and then you attempted to save face with that whole "You can't kick me out!!" clause.
Like I said, great work prior, but I think you got a little power drunk and got in over your head.

[monosylab1k]

:lol sabotaged by Lefty, I didn't even know it was possible, tbh..

sing my chorus for me, Flo-Rida! Do it!

[BUMP]

you should just go independent

[timvp]

okay timvp, I'm in. Here's my rules

If I troll for you, you give me a time and a place. I give you a five-minute window, anything happens in that five minutes and I'm yours no matter what. Anything a minute either side of that and you're on your own. I don't sit in while you're running it down, I don't carry a gun... I troll.

Sounds acceptable. But no private messages. No visitor messages. No names, period. I'll contact you, you don't contact me. From here on out, nothing we do is from me. I don't know what you do. In fact, I don't know you. But you'll hear what you hear on Jan. 1, 2012 as the block prepares for The Shakedown.

Greetings and farewell.

[Trainwreck2100]

Lefty had a crew? WTF.
It was a REALLY long offseason

[ElNono]

http://www.threadbombing.com/data/media/2/popcorn_2.gif

[ElNono]

Is this kinda like when Chris Paul said he was going to the highest bidder, but he really didn't mean it because he really wanted to go to the Lakers, but then "basketball reasons" happened, and Stern decided that he was gonna go to the Clippers?

In this case, Chris Paul = mono, Stern = timvp?

Or is it nothing like that?

[ElNono]

lol naruto fanboi talking about fags

[ElNono]

Aye nono I got mad respect for you lil n!gga but yo man you gotta move on from your shit krew

Is that an offer? I haven't received my last paycheck from TLK, tbh

[ElNono]

I'll test the market, IMO. It's only the first week of the season.

Sorry the shoe deal didn't pan out, tbh

[ElNono]

Where's lefty, BTW? Where is my paycheck, n|gga????!!!!

[ElNono]

Lincoln, naggers! I'll drink to that :toast

[ElNono]

As an advisory, I want a clause in my contract that gives me full release from the Krew in the event a Naruto lover, a white water rafter or a fixodent user joins the Krew.

[redzero]

okay timvp, I'm in. Here's my rules

If I troll for you, you give me a time and a place. I give you a five-minute window, anything happens in that five minutes and I'm yours no matter what. Anything a minute either side of that and you're on your own. I don't sit in while you're running it down, I don't carry a gun... I troll.

:lol Drive

[Giuseppe]

As an advisory, I want a clause in my contract that gives me full release from the Krew in the event a Naruto lover, a white water rafter or a fixodent user joins the Krew.

I don't do krews.

It's my religion.

[BlackSwordsMan]

you aint getting no recommendations from the TLC nah uh not a one not as long as I'm around you're gonna have to crawl all 14 inches of your body for it yah uh tee hee its against my religion to say yes

[BlackSwordsMan]

I don't do krews.

It's my religion.

you also don't do shit for your family you recluse shut in faggot
get a job you fucking burden

[Giuseppe]

you also don't do shit for your family you recluse shut in faggot
get a job you fucking burden

Puttin' me on your to ignore list.:lmaoYou & DUNCAN both.

lmcontrollinao!!!

[BlackSwordsMan]

Mavs putting you and Kobe on their belly. :lmao You & Kobe both

[BlackSwordsMan]

Vanessa Bryant putting you and Kobe on their stomachs and fucking their opened assholes. :lmao

[BlackSwordsMan]

You set trends. Trends you set. Got it.

[Snake Plissken]

Is cubansucks a FA? I could use a good jizzmopper

[Snake Plissken]

you also don't do shit for your family you recluse shut in faggot
get a job you fucking burden

Move on to your next awkward phrase, that shit is stale already dumbass

[BlackSwordsMan]

snake snaaaakke snakkkkkke

[BlackSwordsMan]

just finished MGS 2 and snake calls himself Irioquis Pliskin.

[BlackSwordsMan]

Move on to your next awkward phrase, that shit is stale already dumbass

dmc is so mean to me :depressed

[Giuseppe]

Vanessa Bryant putting you and Kobe on their stomachs and fucking their opened assholes. :lmao

I can't speak for Kobe, but, count me in.

[BlackSwordsMan]

I lifted my skirt and promised you happiness and you shrugged and looked away never again nah uh you're dead to me

[Giuseppe]

I lifted my skirt and

Oh, my Lord.

[DMC]

dmc is so mean to me :depressed
I don't mean to be.

[DAF86]

crofl, you're lefty's bitch.

[DAF86]

Weren't you the clown that was stripped of her name for being gay. Tried to start a radio blog that lasted two weeks. Bragged about sucking Anthony Randolph cock at your local YMCA. Vehemently protested luva taking over your boy band krew after everyone else signed off.

You just keep sucking me off if you want some attention in my forum. Lol, Fagericks.:king

crofl, you are lefty's bitch's bitch.