Celtics vs Hornets (Southwest Favorites) Thread

[Pelicans78]

Captain Jack is back tonight.

C Emeka Supreme
PF Tooth & Nails Landry
SF Trevor "The Cobra" Ariza
SG Marco "Downtown" Belinelli
PG Jarrett "Captain" Jack

Eric "Commissioner" Gordon is out with a bruised knee from bumping it with that tired old shitbag Grant Hill :bang


C Jermaine "Not Shaq" O'Neal
PF KG
SF Sasha Predrag Peja Pavlovic
SG Ray Allen
PG Rondo

[Giuseppe]

Captain Jack

That's beneath contempt.

[DMC]

There's but one Capt Jack and that aint him.

[Giuseppe]

^D, gettin' his fart catcher on again.

muhahahahahaha!!!!!

[Pelicans78]

That's beneath contempt.

I thought we made a compromise.

Besides, he's the team captain and he just made a little speech to the crowd right before the home opener.

[DMC]

^D, gettin' his fart catcher on again.

muhahahahahaha!!!!!

You're awful spry after that proper rogering you were issued.

[DMC]

I thought we made a compromise.

Besides, he's the team captain and he just made a little speech to the crowd right before the home opener.
Fuck him.

Capt Jarrett is ok.

[Giuseppe]

You're awful spry after that proper rogering you were issued.

I win via attrition.

It's my religion.

[Giuseppe]

I thought we made a compromise.

Refresh me.

[Pelicans78]

Refresh me.




I may compromise. May i'll just refer to him as Capt Jack on hornetsreport. But i haven't confirmed it yet. I'll make an announcement soon.


Cubby: That's acceptable. I'll sing your praises ever more.

[Giuseppe]

^That ain't a compromise, SOB.:lol

[Pelicans78]

^That ain't a compromise, SOB.:lol

:lol

[Pelicans78]

Fine Cubby. He's Captain Jack on Hornetsreport and Captain JJ on ST.

[DPG21920]

Damn it, Gordon. You injury prone playa.

[Pelicans78]

Damn it, Gordon. You injury prone playa.

He's really not hurt. Hornets kept him out to tank tonight.

Why is Kaman on Bass?

[Giuseppe]

Fine Cubby. He's Captain Jack on Hornetsreport and Captain JJ on ST.

:toast

[LnGrrrR]

This game was sad. Grats to the Hornets. C's better turn it around or they aint doing shit this year.

[Pelicans78]

This game was sad. Grats to the Hornets. C's better turn it around or they aint doing shit this year.

Boston's defense was really bad. Low-scoring was expected because Hornets play a slow pace. Surprised Hornets almost scored 100.

[redzero]

Just got back from the game. I don't think the Hornets will be that bad this year. They still play good defense, have a solid big man rotation, and Gordon-Jack might be an interesting combination. The glaring problem, though, is the lack of 3-point shooters.

I think I'll call Gordon "The Commissioner" from now on.

[Darth_Pelican]

Good win. I was skeptical when I heard Gordon was out, but the C's looked tired. They jumped out to a 9-2 start, but after that, it was like they didn't even care. Hornets have a chance to get to 3-0 with a home win vs. the Suns on Friday.

[Darth_Pelican]

Oh, and I have no idea what the hell Jermaine O'Neal is still doing in the NBA. He is absolutely worthless.

[Giuseppe]

Just got back from the game. I don't think the Hornets will be that bad this year. They still play good defense, have a solid big man rotation, and Gordon-Jack might be an interesting combination. The glaring problem, though, is the lack of 3-point shooters.

I think I'll call Gordon "The Commissioner" from now on.

Call your mother and you can eat at the Y.

[BRHornet45]

sons I'm just getting back and it was nice to see the Vanilla Ice of the NBA aka Kevin Garnett get punked out. this team is pretty exciting to watch so far.

[Jacob1983]

I think it would be funny if the Hornets make the playoffs and get to the 2nd round or the WCF and if the Clippers miss the playoffs.