TOSB Litmus Test

[LkrFan]

There has been some heated debates between Laker and Spur fans alike concerning their best player. For the Spurs, they got Mr. Fundamental and for my Lakers, we have the Black Mamba. Both are bonafide 1st ballot HOFers - that is not the debate here. I wanted to give evidence as to their current levels of production and let the great people that peruse ST's NBA Forum decide once and for all, who is the real TOSB. Kobe or TD?

Kobe - 28 pppg, 7 rpg, 6 apg, PER: 28.96
TD - 10 ppg, 6 rpg, 1bpg, PER: 15.33

If you are not a numbers guy/gal, here is visual proof of Kobe's most recent body of work. As you can see, his knee operation was successful:

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(to be fair, Spur fans please post 2011-2012 vids of TD doing work :toast)

Honorable people of ST's NBA Forum, have you reached a verdict? Who is undeniably the real TOSB - Kobe or TD?

BTW, this thread will be updated as needed for pinpoint accuracy and up to date stats. :downspin:

[Ace]

Comparing 3 games from Kobe to Duncan's one?..

[LkrFan]

Comparing 3 games from Kobe to Duncan's one?..

Not just 3 games, but back to back to back. 28/7/6 is what he averaged. Not bad for a TOSB, ya think? :downspin:

[Ace]

Not just 3 games, but back to back to back. 28/7/6 is what he averaged. Not bad for a TOSB, ya think? :downspin:

With a 1-2 record...

[LkrFan]

With a 1-2 record...

New system
New coach
No Bynum

Thems be the facts. But despite it all they are giving up 86 ppg, opponents are shooting 39.4%, and despite Bynum's absence, we are 14th in rebounding (no rebounds no rings is what Riles used to say). When Bynum returns against the Nuggs, everyone goes back to their regular rotations. I expect the Lakers to be a top 5 defensive team this year. Offense will come once we are balanced again.

See you on January 19th. ;)

[midnightpulp]

Die.

[LkrFan]

Die.

That's all you got bruh? :flag:

[Ace]

New system
New coach
No Bynum

Thems be the facts. But despite it all they are giving up 86 ppg, opponents are shooting 39.4%, and despite Bynum's absence, we are 14th in rebounding (no rebounds no rings is what Riles used to say). When Bynum returns against the Nuggs, everyone goes back to their regular rotations. I expect the Lakers to be a top 5 defensive team this year. Offense will come once we are balanced again.

See you on January 19th. ;)

So you're saying the difference between winning and losing for the Lakers is Bynum not Kobe?..

[Hooks]

Everybody who isn't retarded knows Ginobili is the Spurs' MVP and has been the Spurs' MVP for this season as well as the last two.

[4>0rings]

Losses to the Clippers:

Laker TOSB - 2

Spur TOSB - 0

[Giuseppe]

TOSB

TOSB

I'm a trend setter.

I set trends.

[Spursfan092120]

I'm a broken record.

I repeat things.

[Giuseppe]

^Don't use my shit. Create your own shit. That's my shit. Get your own shit.

[Spursfan092120]

^Don't use my shit. Create your own shit. That's my shit. Get your own shit.

http://origin.kaboodle.com/hi/img/c/0/0/132/f/AAAADAOI5XcAAAAAATL3yg.jpg?v=1298948122000

[Giuseppe]

^Then leave my shit alone.

[4>0rings]

^Don't use my shit. Create your own shit. That's my shit. Get your own shit.
I heard someone else trademarked it and you know how that goes.... you didnt invent shit.

[Spursfan092120]

^Then leave my shit alone.
http://origin.kaboodle.com/hi/img/c/0/0/132/f/AAAADAOI5XcAAAAAATL3yg.jpg?v=1298948122000

[Giuseppe]

I heard someone else trademarked it and you know how that goes.... you didnt invent shit.

Please.

[LkrFan]

Losses to the Clippers:

Laker TOSB - 2

Spur TOSB - 0

Preseason much? :downspin:

[LkrFan]

So you're saying the difference between winning and losing for the Lakers is Bynum not Kobe?..

Nice :downspin: job, shit head. No Bynum means we are not balanced. Let me dumb it down for you.

Pau (PF) moves to center
McBob (bench player) moves to starting PF
Ebanks (essentially a rookie) moves to starting SF
Kobe (battling through wrist injury) - doing well shouldering the load: 28/7/6
Fisher (kill me now)

When Bynum returns, Pau shifts to PF, McBob bolsters our bench, Kobe doesn't have to score as much, and Fisher (well, it's glue factory time for him).

OTOH, take away one of the big 3 in Miami, and let's see how good you guys are.

Regardless, when Bynum returns, you will see a different Laker team. The defensive effort is already there. Bynum will provide us balance - then watch the offense pick up.

January 19th homie, January 19th.

[Giuseppe]

The defensive effort is already there.

That.

The court in panorama looks so different.

[Ace]

Nice :downspin: job, shit head. No Bynum means we are not balanced. Let me dumb it down for you.

Pau (PF) moves to center
McBob (bench player) moves to starting PF
Ebanks (essentially a rookie) moves to starting SF
Kobe (battling through wrist injury) - doing well shouldering the load: 28/7/6
Fisher (kill me now)

When Bynum returns, Pau shifts to PF, McBob bolsters our bench, Kobe doesn't have to score as much, and Fisher (well, it's glue factory time for him).

OTOH, take away one of the big 3 in Miami, and let's see how good you guys are.

Regardless, when Bynum returns, you will see a different Laker team. The defensive effort is already there. Bynum will provide us balance - then watch the offense pick up.

January 19th homie, January 19th.

Lakers season relies on Bynum?.. :lol

[LkrFan]

Lakers season relies on Bynum?.. :lol

For better or worse, yes. However, when he plays he is 2-0 in the Finals. Let's flip the script. Your post season hopes are relying on LBJ who just so happens to be 0-2 in the Finals. :downspin:

[ElNono]

Preseason much? :downspin:

What happened against Chicago and Kings?

Start :downspin: that shit... :lol

[ElNono]

For better or worse, yes. However, when he plays he is 2-0 in the Finals. Let's flip the script. Your post season hopes are relying on LBJ who just so happens to be 0-2 in the Finals. :downspin:

Bynum is also 0-4 in the 2nd round... :downspin:

[Ace]

For better or worse, yes. However, when he plays he is 2-0 in the Finals. Let's flip the script. Your post season hopes are relying on LBJ who just so happens to be 0-2 in the Finals. :downspin:

What did he average in the finals to be such a difference maker? Tbh, Odom was more a factor. Keep trying you're doing a good job...

[LkrFan]

What happened against Chicago and Kings?

Start :downspin: that shit... :lol
:pctoss

[ElNono]

Lakerfan: When Bynum comes back Kobe will stop chucking and record chasing... Blake will turn black and Fisher will retire :downspin:

[LkrFan]

What did he average in the finals to be such a difference maker? Tbh, Odom was more a factor. Keep trying you're doing a good job...

How did 75cent do with a MF'n stacked team? I guess you were wrong about them Mavs tooPERIOD! :lol

[LkrFan]

All BS to the side. Let's stay on topic. In a W, here is how TD did tonight, even though D Jordan was in foul trouble all night:

5/13 (< 50% - horrible for a big man)
10 points
8 rebs
26 minutes

Like last year, the Spurs won despite Timmay. :lol

[Ace]

How did 75cent do with a MF'n stacked team? I guess you were wrong about them Mavs tooPERIOD! :lol

All season you preached Miami's lack of a bench and now they're stacked? :lol
Kobe along with Bynum got skunked...

[LkrFan]

All season you preached Miami's lack of a bench and now they're stacked?
Kobe along with Bynum got skunked...

By stacked, I'm talking about your big 3. Kobe, LBJ, Bynum, Wade, Gasol, and Bosh had the same thing in common last year. The difference is you guys were crowned before the season started. I bet it sucks to get all the way to the Finals and have 75cent shit the bed in the 4th quarter. :downspin: that shit. :lol

[ElNono]

All BS to the side. Let's stay on topic. In a W, here is how TD did tonight, even though D Jordan was in foul trouble all night:

5/13 (< 50% - horrible for a big man)
10 points
8 rebs
26 minutes

Like last year, the Spurs won despite Timmay. :lol

We won despite Bonner tonight... watch out!

[LkrFan]

We won despite Bonner tonight... watch out!

The Red Rocket! :rollin

[Ace]

And yours relied on Haslem, and you still couldn't get it done.

Fisher :rollin

[Ace]

By stacked, I'm talking about your big 3. Kobe, LBJ, Bynum, Wade, Gasol, and Bosh had the same thing in common last year. The difference is you guys were crowned before the season started. I bet it sucks to get all the way to the Finals and have 75cent shit the bed in the 4th quarter. :downspin: that shit. :lol

Could have be worse... Could've been swept last season only to follow that up with a 1-2 start...

[ElNono]

The Red Rocket! :rollin

:lol:rollin:lol

[Ace]

Howard.


Wait a minute. You got a nlgga... whats his name that was rotting on the Knicks bench his entire fucking career.:lmao

How's the Chris Paul and Dwight Howard to the Lakers deal going?.. LA Pacers :rollin

[dunkman]

All BS to the side. Let's stay on topic. In a W, here is how TD did tonight, even though D Jordan was in foul trouble all night:

5/13 (< 50% - horrible for a big man)
10 points
8 rebs
26 minutes

Like last year, the Spurs won despite Timmay. :lol

Duncan was never about stats padding, but about winning. Not Pat Ewing or wizard MJ effects. He could have forced the things and demand to play in garbage time to get 20/10, but what's the point?

Keep in mind that the reason why Kobe didn't win more MVP's is because when he was leading the NBA statistically his teams sucked and he couldn't qualify. In part due to ball hog effects and also inefficient scoring.

The Spurs had 6 players in double digits and +20 assists in the game against the Clippers.

[Obstructed_View]

So Duncan's team produces wins, Kobe's fans produce excuses. Enjoy your box score championship.

[Spur_Fanatic]

Oh man, it will be very fun 3 years from now when Kobe gets payed 30m for sitting on the bench.

[Giuseppe]

Oh man, it will be very fun 3 years from now when Kobe gets payed 30m for sitting on the bench.

Especially if he's still on top of the shit bag.

[Obstructed_View]

There has been some heated debates between Laker and Spur fans alike concerning their best player.

Manu > Pau

End of debate.

[Spur_Fanatic]

So far the season, Artest has been the most consistant Laker.

...

Yeah, I know. :O

[Ace]

It took the league to cock block the real playas in LA. We still working on the Howard deal. Paul is walking from the Clippers come summer. You just stick around this time.

Stick around? N!gga if you didn't disappear after the skunker you would know I went nowhere... :lol Lakers

[Giuseppe]

The Skunker!!!

[Rummpd]

What did he average in the finals to be such a difference maker? Tbh, Odom was more a factor. Keep trying you're doing a good job...


Right now Ginobili (playing at the same position as Bryant and at a higher level) is the Spurs best player and by the way is kicking Kobe's *&^ in efficiency:
http://www.nba.com/statistics/player/Efficiency.jsp?league=00&season=22011&conf=OVERALL&position=0&splitType=9&splitScope=GAME&qualified=N&yearsExp=-1&splitDD=


Career wise though Duncan of course easily puts the Mr. Bryant to shame in PER at 9th the time vs. Kobe's non gaudy "top 17th:rollin" ranking:
http://www.basketball-reference.com/leaders/per_career.html

[Giuseppe]

Right now Ginobili (playing at the same postion as Bryant) is the Spurs best player and by the way is kicking Kobe's *&^ in efficiency:
http://www.nba.com/statistics/player/Efficiency.jsp?league=00&season=22011&conf=OVERALL&position=0&splitType=9&splitScope=GAME&qualified=N&yearsExp=-1&splitDD=


Career wise though Duncan of course easily puts the Mr. Bryant to shame in PER at 9th the time vs. Kobe's non gaudy "top 17th:rollin" ranking:
http://www.basketball-reference.com/leaders/per_career.html

Boiled down:::

Kobe: 5

the tired old shit bag Duncan: 4

[DMC]

Boiled down:::

Kobe: 5

the tired old shit bag Duncan: 4
><))))))>

Your shtick is just to drag a red herring into every discussion, usually the same old stinky one.

[Giuseppe]

><))))))>

Your shtick is just to drag a red herring into every discussion, usually the same old stinky one.

Your people are always trying to sneak your denigrating Kobe by me. Uh, uh. I'm rubbin' your noses in your makings. And that's just the way it's gonna be, dad.

[Ace]

Great game from Kobe, imo...

[Jodelo]

Solid bump!

[Giuseppe]

Wait a fuckin' minute! Jodelo? For the Mavs?

Please.

[midnightpulp]

Honestly, no trolling, the worst regular season game I've seen from a "superstar" in quite some time. I can't think of one off the top of my head that's worse.

6-27 with 6 TOs. Lol.

Beyond Tired Old Shit Bag.

[Giuseppe]

Tired Old Shit Bag.

I'm a trend setter.

I set trends.

[midnightpulp]

Yowzaa. Make that 6-28. LMAO

[Jodelo]

Wait a fuckin' minute! Jodelo? For the Mavs?

Please.

Don´t change the subject, if so. The Lakers got swept by the Mavs last year...

[Giuseppe]

Don´t change the subject, if so. The Lakers got swept by the Mavs last year...

Got me there.

[bbarry]

:lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao

[DMC]

Your people are always trying to sneak your denigrating Kobe by me. Uh, uh. I'm rubbin' your noses in your makings. And that's just the way it's gonna be, dad.
Kobe denigrated himself, needed no help.

[Frenzy]

Lol talk about backfire.

[midnightpulp]

Lkrfan, please post a video of Kobe's recent body of work.

[LkrFan]

Great game from Kobe, imo...

:flipoff

[midnightpulp]

Let's run this test again, shall we?

Kirby (last 5 games): 26.3ppg (23fga), 5.8rpg, 3.8apg, 3.6to (lol at this assist-to-turnover ratio for a guard), 40%fg, 38.0mpg

Tim Duncan (last 5 games): 18.0ppg (12fga), 10.8rpg, 2.2apg, 2.4to, 2.2blk, 55%fg, 29.4mpg

[ezau]

Let's run this test again, shall we?

Kirby (last 5 games): 26.3ppg (23fga), 5.8rpg, 3.8apg, 3.6to (lol at this assist-to-turnover ratio for a guard), 40%fg, 38.0mpg

Tim Duncan (last 5 games): 18.0ppg (12fga), 10.8rpg, 2.2apg, 2.4to, 2.2blk, 55%fg, 29.4mpg

TD shitting on the haters :lol:lol

[Giuseppe]

TD shitting on the haters :lol:lol

Granted, once Pop benched his ass the tired old shit bag has seen the light.

[midnightpulp]

Granted, once Pop benched his ass the tired old shit bag has seen the light.

Brown should try that with Kirby.

[Giuseppe]

Brown should try that with Kirby.

Weigh in on Bill #8 first.

[midnightpulp]

Weigh in on Bill #8 first.

Get luva on the horn and tell him to paypal me my money.

[Giuseppe]

Get luva on the horn and tell him to paypal me my money.

You have my terms.

[ezau]

Granted, once Pop benched his ass the tired old shit bag has seen the light.

He's no longer a TOSB, you elevated him. :lol:lol

[midnightpulp]

Kirby (last 5 games): 27.0ppg (23.6fga), 5.4rpg, 4.2apg, 3.0to (lol at this assist-to-turnover ratio for a guard), 381%fg, 38.0mpg and one Chinamen treating him like a student in Tiananmen Square.

Tim Duncan (last 5 games): 18.4ppg (12fga), 11.8rpg, 1.6apg, 1.8to, 2.2blk, 530%fg, 29.0mpg.

:downspin:

[Giuseppe]

Kirby (last 5 games): 27.0ppg (23.6fga), 5.4rpg, 4.2apg, 3.0to (lol at this assist-to-turnover ratio for a guard), 381%fg, 38.0mpg and one Chinamen treating him like a student in Tiananmen Square.

Tim Duncan (last 5 games): 18.4ppg (12fga), 11.8rpg, 1.6apg, 1.8to, 2.2blk, 530%fg, 29.0mpg.

:downspin:

Boiled down:::

Kobe: 5

tired old shit bag Duncan: 4

DUNCAN: 1

[midnightpulp]

Spurs: 18-9

TOSB Lakers: 15-12

That's it and that's all.

[Giuseppe]

TOSB

I'm a trend setter.

I set trends.

[midnightpulp]

Kirby (last 5 games): 27.0ppg (23.6fga), 5.4rpg, 4.2apg, 3.0to (lol at this assist-to-turnover ratio for a guard), 381%fg, 38.0mpg and one Chinamen treating him like a student in Tiananmen Square.

Tim Duncan (last 5 games): 18.4ppg (12fga), 11.8rpg, 1.6apg, 1.8to, 2.2blk, 530%fg, 29.0mpg.

:downspin:

:downspin:

[Giuseppe]

I'm a parrot.

I'm a parrot.

:rolleyes

[midnightpulp]

Updated.

Kirby (last 5 games): 20.0ppg (20.4fga), 5.0rpg, 3.8apg, 2.2to, 301%fg (:lmao), 38.0mpg.

Tim Duncan (last 5 games): 18.0ppg (15.8fga), 9.5rpg, 2.0apg, 1.8to, 0.8blk, 476%fg, 31.5mpg.

[LkrFan]

Updated.

Kirby (last 5 games): 20.0ppg (20.4fga), 5.0rpg, 3.8apg, 2.2to, 301%fg (:lmao), 38.0mpg.

Tim Duncan (last 5 games): 18.0ppg (15.8fga), 9.5rpg, 2.0apg, 1.8to, 0.8blk, 476%fg, 31.5mpg.

You cow tipping fuck, you. :lol

[Jodelo]

Updated.

Kirby (last 5 games): 20.0ppg (20.4fga), 5.0rpg, 3.8apg, 2.2to, 301%fg (:lmao), 38.0mpg. :lol

Tim Duncan (last 5 games): 18.0ppg (15.8fga), 9.5rpg, 2.0apg, 1.8to, 0.8blk, 476%fg, 31.5mpg.

[stxspurs]

I'm a trend setter.

I set trends.

He's a post whore

He whores post

[Giuseppe]

He's a post whore

He whores post

:rolleyes

[midnightpulp]

You cow tipping fuck, you. :lol

Native Southern Californian, actually.

[stxspurs]

:rolleyes

:rolleyes:rolleyes

[Giuseppe]

:rolleyes:rolleyes

:rolleyes

[InK]

I'm a parrot.

I'm a parrot.

heh, nice one

[Giuseppe]

heh, nice one

:rolleyes

[midnightpulp]

Updated.

Kirby (last 5 games): 20.0ppg (20.4fga), 5.0rpg, 3.8apg, 2.2to, 301%fg (:lmao), 38.0mpg.

Tim Duncan (last 5 games): 20.0ppg (15.3fga), 9.3rpg, 1.8apg, 1.8to, 1.3blk, 508%fg, 31.3mpg.

Updated.

[lefty]

Updated.
http://i.imgur.com/HAXKL.gif

[midnightpulp]

Honorable people of ST's NBA Forum, have you reached a verdict? Who is undeniably the real TOSB - Kobe or TD?

BTW, this thread will be updated as needed for pinpoint accuracy and up to date stats. :downspin:

So who is?

[LkrFan]

so who is?

13/8 ftw

[midnightpulp]

13/8 ftw

You sure?

Round 2 production:

Kirby: 37.5MIN, .372FG%, 3.0RPG, 3.0APG 0.0BLK, 2.0SPG, 2.5TO, 20.0PPG

Duncan: 34.0MIN, .618FG%, 7.5RPG, 2.5APG, 1.0BLK, 2.0SPG, 1.5TO, 22.0PPG

[midnightpulp]

Nice :downspin: job, shit head. No Bynum means we are not balanced. Let me dumb it down for you.

Pau (PF) moves to center
McBob (bench player) moves to starting PF
Ebanks (essentially a rookie) moves to starting SF
Kobe (battling through wrist injury) - doing well shouldering the load: 28/7/6
Fisher (kill me now)

When Bynum returns, Pau shifts to PF, McBob bolsters our bench, Kobe doesn't have to score as much, and Fisher (well, it's glue factory time for him).

OTOH, take away one of the big 3 in Miami, and let's see how good you guys are.

Regardless, when Bynum returns, you will see a different Laker team. The defensive effort is already there. Bynum will provide us balance - then watch the offense pick up.

January 19th homie, January 19th.

rofl

[LnGrrrR]

Kobe: Last 2 games (losses)
Duncan: Last 16 games (wins)

lol Lkrfan :D

[LkrFan]

You sure?

Round 2 production:

Kirby: 37.5MIN, .372FG%, 3.0RPG, 3.0APG 0.0BLK, 2.0SPG, 2.5TO, 20.0PPG

Duncan: 34.0MIN, .618FG%, 7.5RPG, 2.5APG, 1.0BLK, 2.0SPG, 1.5TO, 22.0PPG

Kobe playing against Westbrook and Durant + a way better team defense. Duncan playing against D Jordan and broke down K-Mart. Let's not let facts get in the way. :lol

[Venti Quattro]

TOSBe :td

[LkrFan]

Kobe: Last 2 games (losses)
Duncan: Last 16 games (wins)

lol Lkrfan :D

You feeling yourself after beating the U of Philly Sixers huh? :lol That blood the Cs smell in the water is Wade's period. Go in for the kill in the ECF...or I got jokes. :downspin:

[LnGrrrR]

You feeling yourself after beating the U of Philly Sixers huh? :lol That blood the Cs smell in the water is Wade's period. Go in for the kill in the ECF...or I got jokes. :downspin:

Nah, just in a pissy mood doing pre-calc homework :D

[LkrFan]

Nah, just in a pissy mood doing pre-calc homework :D

Just sit next to the smartest person in class. You'll get the same grade he or she gets if you have good vision. ;)

[LnGrrrR]

Just sit next to the smartest person in class. You'll get the same grade he or she gets if you have good vision. ;)

Online course... I'm already taking comp sci in-class, and if I took more than two nights a week in-class my wife would kill me. :D

[midnightpulp]

Kobe playing against Westbrook and Durant + a way better team defense. Duncan playing against D Jordan and broke down K-Mart. Let's not let facts get in the way. :lol

Lol at leaving out Griffin and how Duncan is closing out on Chris Paul in the PnR. And as if Kobe ever guards Durant for more than 5 minutes in any game. :lol

And let's not forget TOSBe (I like that Venti) single-handedly blowing game 2.

Hey, whatever happened to Ramon Sessions? I thought he was supposed to have his own show or something.

[LkrFan]

Lol at leaving out Griffin and how Duncan is closing out on Chris Paul in the PnR. And as if Kobe ever guards Durant for more than 5 minutes in any game. :lol

And let's not forget TOSBe (I like that Venti) single-handedly blowing game 2.

Hey, whatever happened to Ramon Sessions? I thought he was supposed to have his own show or something.

Griffin is overrated and you know that shit. CP3 is hurt. Duncan don't get props.

Where did I say Kobe guarded Durant?

Sessions is still in his playoff diapers. Next year he gets his pull ups.

[midnightpulp]

Griffin is overrated and you know that shit. CP3 is hurt. Duncan don't get props.

Where did I say Kobe guarded Durant?

Sessions is still in his playoff diapers. Next year he gets his pull ups.

Excuses, excuses.

[Stalin]

sessions will be an allstar next season, tbh

[manufan10]

Griffin is overrated and you know that shit. CP3 is hurt. Duncan don't get props.

Where did I say Kobe guarded Durant?

Sessions is still in his playoff diapers. Next year he gets his pull ups.

Not necessarily "guarded," but it is implied:



Kobe playing against Westbrook and Durant + a way better team defense. Duncan playing against D Jordan and broke down K-Mart. Let's not let facts get in the way. :lol

[tesseractive]

McBob bolsters our bench

Apparently this kind of bolster.

http://www.bolster.net/wp-content/blogs.dir/6/files/2011/11/Bolster.jpg

In fairness, being soft is an asset in this scenario.

[GuillermoDiazFan]

Spurs best player - Manu

Lakers best player - Gasol (it'd be Bynum if he had more focus)

[midnightpulp]

Last 5 games:

Kirby: 37.2MIN, .418FG%, 3.2RPG, 4.2APG , 0.2BLK, 1.2SPG, 3.6TO, 26.0PPG

Duncan: 31.0MIN, .552FG%, 11.0RPG, 4.0APG, 4.0BLK (:wow), 1.3SPG, 2.5TO, 19.8PPG and probably the best defensive player in the NBA right now.

[LkrFan]

After tonight's 1-12 stinker (http://scores.espn.go.com/nba/boxscore?gameId=400488990), I thought to myself, "should I bump this thread?" You kidding me? Of course I should. No need to thank me. :toast

Ladies and Gentlemen of ST, this TOSF is now averaging:

11.7ppg (on a putrid 38.6% :lol)
6.9rpg :lmao
27.4mpg :lol
1.7bpg :tu

$1:lol.36M for ^ kind of producti:loln

:stirpot:

[AchillesHeel]

Kirby's production

0.0 ppg (on a putrid 0% :lol)
0.0 rpg :lmao
0.0 mpg :lol
0.0 TOPG :tu

3:lolM for ^ kind of producti:loln

:stirpot:

[LkrFan]

Kirby's production

0.0 ppg (on a putrid 0% :lol)
0.0 rpg :lmao
0.0 mpg :lol
0.0 TOPG :tu

3:lolM for ^ kind of producti:loln

:stirpot:
:lol

[spurraider21]

if lakerfans will ignore kirby's metrics and just say kobe has 5, its just winning that matters, then spurfan should be able to disregard tim's lame stats to start the year because we're winning

[FuzzyLumpkins]

How TOSB starts; what TOSB looks like:

http://i.huffpost.com/gen/1085691/thumbs/o-KOBE-BRYANT-INJURY-facebook.jpg

[Clipper Nation]

After tonight's 1-12 stinker (http://scores.espn.go.com/nba/boxscore?gameId=400488990), I thought to myself, "should I bump this thread?" You kidding me? Of course I should. No need to thank me. :toast

Ladies and Gentlemen of ST, this TOSF is now averaging:

11.7ppg (on a putrid 38.6% :lol)
6.9rpg :lmao
27.4mpg :lol
1.7bpg :tu

$1:lol.36M for ^ kind of producti:loln

:stirpot:
TOSF? :lol

[LkrFan]

TOSF? :lol
Tired Old Shit Fag :lol

[hater]

sessions will be an allstar next season, tbh

:lmao

[Stalin]

:lmao



that was sarcasm, homo, as to when lakerfan was jizzing themselves over him

[midnightpulp]

Ah, time for me to do a bump:

Duncan (last 5 games):

28.0MIN, .559FG%, 12.8RPG, 3.6APG, 1.6BLK, 2.2TO, 16.0PPG

Kirby (since The Return):

26.7MIN, .385FG%, 3.7RPG, 6.7APG , 0.0BLK, 1.3SPG, 6.0TO (:lmao), 11.0PPG

[Thread]

Ah, time for me to do a bump:

Duncan (last 5 games):

28.0MIN, .559FG%, 12.8RPG, 3.6APG, 1.6BLK, 2.2TO, 16.0PPG

Kirby (since The Return):

26.7MIN, .385FG%, 3.7RPG, 6.7APG , 0.0BLK, 1.3SPG, 6.0TO (:lmao), 11.0PPG

Boiled down:::

Kobe: 5

the tired old shit bag Duncan: 4

[LkrFan]

Ah, time for me to do a bump:

Duncan (last 5 games):

28.0MIN, .559FG%, 12.8RPG, 3.6APG, 1.6BLK, 2.2TO, 16.0PPG

Kirby (since The Return):

26.7MIN, .385FG%, 3.7RPG, 6.7APG , 0.0BLK, 1.3SPG, 6.0TO (:lmao), 11.0PPG
Damn you for bumping this thread s:loln

[DAF86]

Boiled down:::

tired injured old shit bag Kobe: 5

tired old shit bag (but not as much as Kobe) Duncan: 4

Fixed, imho.

[AchillesHeel]

Fixed, imho.

:hat

[Thread]

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[Kool Bob Love]

:nerd

[Kool Bob Love]

Oh man, it will be very fun 3 years from now when Kobe gets payed 30m for sitting on the bench.
:wow:rollin

Especially if he's still on top of the shit bag.
:lmao

[elmanutres]

http://cdn3.sbnation.com/assets/3692973/kobefail.gif

http://giant.gfycat.com/HonoredDismalGharial.gif






end of discussion

[elmanutres]

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5

[100%duncan]

LkrFan thank you Jaime, you never disappoint.

[Clipper Nation]

The new TOSB Litmus Test:

Is your name Kobe Bryant?
Yes - you are the TOSB
No - you are not the TOSB

[midnightpulp]

Kirby (last 5 games): 22ppg (22fga), 5.2rpg, 5.6apg, 3.2to, 327%fg :lmao, 35.2mpg

Tim Duncan (last 5 games): 22.3ppg (19fga), 13.3rpg, 3.5apg, 2.8to, 3.0blk, 461%fg, 40.4mpg

[Johnny RIngo]

Kirby (last 5 games): 22ppg (22fga), 5.2rpg, 5.6apg, 3.2to, 327%fg :lmao, 35.2mpg

Tim Duncan (last 5 games): 22.3ppg (19fga), 13.3rpg, 3.5apg, 2.8to, 3.0blk, 461%fg, 40.4mpg

Holy shit at Timmy averaging 40 mpg the past week. Injuries have been fucking brutal to the Spurs.

[Thread]

Holy shit at Timmy averaging 40 mpg the past week. Injuries have been fucking brutal to the Spurs.

Please. Your piss pot chickenshit coach sits players when they're not injured.

The motherfucker.