midnightpulp
12-29-2011, 10:38 PM
Since this is the hot new feud on Spurstalk, I think it's warranted to see how these two forum notables stack up against up each other by breaking down each combatant's strength and weaknesses. After the analyzation is complete, we should be able to determine the favorite. Even though mono is a cool cat and Lakaluva is a total faggot, I intend to be fair and unbiased in my analysis. So let's get to it.
monosylab1K
Strengths:
Proven and battle tested
Quick witted
Creative
Unpredictable
Merciless
Charismatic forum personality
Literate
Not a frontrunner.
Weaknesses:
Picklebreath
Sometimes lacks follow through
Prone to meltdown and will give up on his favorite team if they're underperforming.
lakaluva
Strengths:
Relentless (will keep coming no matter how much he's being shit on)
Lacks sense of shame
Knows how to perfectly push all of GNSF's buttons
Also literate
Weaknesses:
Frontrunner
Trolling effectiveness heavily relies on Laker success or rival's failure
One dimensional
Fat chick fetish
Supplicant (decision making heavily influenced by Culburn's opinion. Lacked the courage to stand up to Koolaid_Man when Koolaid_Man told him he's not a real black man).
Narcissistic
Poor (can't afford to pay off 400.00 in gambling losses)
Bitter
Muddles through life
Obsession with a children's cartoon called "Naruto."
Liar (claims to be a Los Angeles citizen, but Kori confirmed he's not from there)
Bisexual (enjoys cock up his ass as much as he does eating a burrito out of a 400 pound girl's vagina)
Considering the data, I believe mono is a 34-1 favorite against luva and will likely win by a knock out somewhere in the middle rounds. However, luva does have a longshot puncher's chance to catch mono off guard, much like Buster Douglas did with Tyson, but I don't see mono overestimating his opponent as much as Tyson did, so a miracle isn't likely to happen in this fight.
Furthermore, this could be a very dangerous fight for the underdog, with a potential tragic outcome in the vein of Mancini vs. Duk Koo Kim (Kim was killed in the ring). I advise luva's corner to have their hand near the towel at all times.
Prediction:
Mono by KO in the 4th round.
monosylab1K
Strengths:
Proven and battle tested
Quick witted
Creative
Unpredictable
Merciless
Charismatic forum personality
Literate
Not a frontrunner.
Weaknesses:
Picklebreath
Sometimes lacks follow through
Prone to meltdown and will give up on his favorite team if they're underperforming.
lakaluva
Strengths:
Relentless (will keep coming no matter how much he's being shit on)
Lacks sense of shame
Knows how to perfectly push all of GNSF's buttons
Also literate
Weaknesses:
Frontrunner
Trolling effectiveness heavily relies on Laker success or rival's failure
One dimensional
Fat chick fetish
Supplicant (decision making heavily influenced by Culburn's opinion. Lacked the courage to stand up to Koolaid_Man when Koolaid_Man told him he's not a real black man).
Narcissistic
Poor (can't afford to pay off 400.00 in gambling losses)
Bitter
Muddles through life
Obsession with a children's cartoon called "Naruto."
Liar (claims to be a Los Angeles citizen, but Kori confirmed he's not from there)
Bisexual (enjoys cock up his ass as much as he does eating a burrito out of a 400 pound girl's vagina)
Considering the data, I believe mono is a 34-1 favorite against luva and will likely win by a knock out somewhere in the middle rounds. However, luva does have a longshot puncher's chance to catch mono off guard, much like Buster Douglas did with Tyson, but I don't see mono overestimating his opponent as much as Tyson did, so a miracle isn't likely to happen in this fight.
Furthermore, this could be a very dangerous fight for the underdog, with a potential tragic outcome in the vein of Mancini vs. Duk Koo Kim (Kim was killed in the ring). I advise luva's corner to have their hand near the towel at all times.
Prediction:
Mono by KO in the 4th round.