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I have a morning ritual that I need to share. I call it "the terminator". First I crouch down in the shower in the classic "naked terminator traveling through time" pose.With my eyes closed I crouch there for a minute, visualizing either Arnold or the guy from the second movie (not the chick in the third one because that one sucked) and I start to hum the terminator theme. Then I slowly rise to a standing position and open my eyes. It helps me to proceed through my day as an emotionless, cyborg badass. The only problem is if the shower curtain sticks to my terminator leg. It ruins the fantasy.I found tonight that it is more successful to progressively humm it louder as you perform the ritual.
rayjayjohnson
12-31-2011, 03:58 PM
Fucking :lol
Spur_Fanatic
12-31-2011, 05:10 PM
Had me laughing for a while. :toast
I have one I like to share that's called plagiarism.
http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/bos/30807835.html
DUNCANownsKOBE
12-31-2011, 05:43 PM
Hey Jerry, are you and Andy going to Melisa's party tonight?
Hemotivo
12-31-2011, 06:06 PM
I have one I like to share that's called plagiarism.
http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/bos/30807835.html
:wakeup
rayjayjohnson
12-31-2011, 06:10 PM
I have one I like to share that's called plagiarism.
http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/bos/30807835.html
I take the lols back.
What a faggot.
I have one I like to share that's called plagiarism.
http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/bos/30807835.html
New to the internet?..
Trill Clinton
12-31-2011, 06:48 PM
damn, B.
IronMexican
12-31-2011, 06:48 PM
Shit is about older than the internet, sons.
Hey Jerry, are you and Andy going to Melisa's party tonight?
Son, already got the keg. It's going down...
New to the internet?..
My first time.
NRHector
01-01-2012, 01:03 AM
Happy New Year, Feliz Aņo Nuevo and to you too Culby
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