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adrienne
06-17-2005, 08:38 AM
Tom Cruise proposed to Katie Holmes.

I'm not exactly sure why, but this whole thing makes my skin crawl. :lol

Xolotl
06-17-2005, 08:40 AM
Maybe it's because he's a closet case homosexual :p But damn Tom sure has lowered his standards lately

Flea
06-17-2005, 08:45 AM
:huh


It will last 18 months.

Shelly
06-17-2005, 08:51 AM
Gee..she just got out of a 5 year relationship and engagement to Chris Klein.

desflood
06-17-2005, 08:52 AM
It's creepy because
a. he's almost twice her age
b. he's almost taken over her life already (she's converted)
c. it's all for publicity anyway!

Shelly
06-17-2005, 08:54 AM
This was pulled from E! online last week. From what I've read, Tom has a very powerful publisist...


Brace yourself, for this is truly shocking: I just heard that Tom Cruise is dating Katie Holmes. Who knew?!

Oh, right. Everyone. It even says so on the T-shirts. But there may be more to the story.

Normally, I would leave such love-life “poop” (as he would call it) to our pillow-talking Teddy C., but frankly, I can’t resist, for it involves not one but three of the TV goddesses I’ve worshipped over the years: Dawson’s’ Joey Potter, Dark Angel’s Max and Alias’ Sydney Bristow.

You may have seen that report in Us Weekly that before Tom Cruise started dating Katie Holmes, he had a list of other “potential” girlfriends. A T-list, if you will. Sounds ludicrous, I know, and Katie’s rep told the mag it was “outrageous and untrue.” Still, here’s a little story that might make you go “Hmmm…”

According to sources close to Jessica Alba and boyfriend Cash Warren, before Tom and Katie became the latest It couple, Cruise’s reps called Jessica to request a meeting. Assuming it was about a movie role, she met him at his house, where he talked about his life, house, cars, kids—everything except an onscreen partnership. (And apparently the amore audition list goes on—my buddy Ted’s got some dirt involving Tommy-boy and one Sofia Vergara that’s, well, crazy.)

Jennifer GarnerCruise’s rep could not be reached for comment, but if Alias sources are correct, it seems he may have a thing for TV’s butt-kicking babes, not to mention impeccable taste, for word is, he also placed a call or two to the girl we love and adore, Jennifer Garner. Makes sense, after all, since JJ Abrams has said Tom initially chose him to direct Mission Impossible: 3 after watching the first two seasons of Alias on DVD. Seems he’s something of a fellow Alias fan (and therefore, clearly, a very smart man).

Too bad Jennifer was otherwise engaged with Ben. Well, not too bad for her, actually—sources tell me the pair are still perfectly happy and perfectly smitten.

Bottom line, obviously no one can tell you what’s going on in the mind of Tom Cruise. (Certainly not this tube-obsessed twit who’s loved him since his Risky undies.)

And really, even if he did have a list of celebrity crushes, who doesn’t?

sa_butta
06-17-2005, 08:58 AM
Publicity stunt they both have big movies out now.
Tom Cruise War of the Worlds
Katie Holmes Batman Begins
So if they keep their names in the news the movies will be bigger for them. It definitely will not last long.

NameDropper
06-17-2005, 03:01 PM
Rumor has it they'll make a great couple. What do Michael Douglas and Tom Cruise have them allows them to bag much younger beautiful women?

http://us.i1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mo/cruiseholmes104c.jpg

CosmicCowboy
06-17-2005, 03:04 PM
Rumor has it they'll make a great couple. What do Michael Douglas and Tom Cruise have them allows them to bag much younger beautiful women?

http://us.i1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mo/cruiseholmes104c.jpg

money and fame come immediately to mind...

Kori Ellis
06-17-2005, 03:06 PM
http://www.defamer.com/hollywood/katie-holmes-lips-big.jpg

TNT21
06-17-2005, 03:09 PM
http://www.defamer.com/hollywood/katie-holmes-lips-big.jpg




EWWWW it's that Lip Herpe's picture again, stop posting it! :vomit

SpursWoman
06-17-2005, 03:17 PM
I hope she's aware of the fact that oral herpes can be transmitted to the genitals... :lol

Kori Ellis
06-17-2005, 03:18 PM
I hope she's aware of the fact that oral herpes can be transmitted to the genitals... :lol


Don't worry, Tom doesn't like getting his dick sucked ... by women.

3rdCoast
06-17-2005, 03:23 PM
whys everyone think tom is gay?

gay abc
06-17-2005, 03:32 PM
Don't worry, Tom doesn't like getting his dick sucked ... by women.


:lol

that makes two of us :lol

Shelly
06-17-2005, 03:37 PM
Tom Cruise and His Women

By Stacy Jenel Smith

"...There was something about the typically secretive Cruise announcing a new relationship to the world that made some people suspicious," said Us magazine.

And one wary columnist noted, "Tom Cruise...doesn't do anything that doesn't have a reason."

No, the above quotes aren't about Tom and Katie Holmes. They are from August of 2001, when Tom and Penelope Cruz had just come out as a couple, after months of denials.

They "were spotted" as some reports hilariously put it, lunching at Spago in Beverly Hills. Perhaps they'd have been more noticed dining at a card table in the intersection of Wilshire Boulevard and Rodeo Drive, perhaps not. At any rate, they posed for photographers, with Penelope wearing a white blouse unbuttoned low enough to show a bit of her push-up bra and the pair kissed for the cameras. Ah, love.

And imagine, some spoilsports suggested that the sudden Public Displays of Affection between Cruise 'n' Cruz were really Tom's way of throwing the press pack off following the machinations of his and Nicole Kidman's divorce settlement, which appeared to be becoming quite contentious at the time.

So. You've been wondering whether the romance between Tom Cruise and little Katie is genuine or something else, have you? And you might have sensed there's a ring of familiarity about the whole, go-on-a-talk-show, proclaim-my-love thing. However, you have lives. You don't have time to explore the question.

But I do. It's my job.

And, taking a walk through memory lane with Tom and his women over the last 25 years, I am reminded that clearly, he plays the media like Jimi Hendrix played guitar -- a virtuoso, a master.

In the beginning, there was Mimi Rogers, and they were both young movie actors on the way up. He was "famous, but not crazy famous" as she put it. After "Top Gun" was released, he became crazy famous. They decided to marry, but, following their hearts' desires to keep their private lives private, they didn't even use the words "wedding" or "marriage" when talking about their plans. They referred, instead, to "The Project," when dining out and such, because, you know, the walls have ears.

The Project - that is, the wedding -- came to fruition in May 1986, and it was "very small, very private and completely normal, which was our goal," said Mimi.

Tom and the first Mrs. Cruise then went on to lead purposefully low-key lives - so low-key that nobody knew about it when they separated in 1989. That news came out in 1990, along with stories about how Tom had something going on with "Days of Thunder" costar, that little red-haired Australian girl, Nicole Kidman.

"Earlier this year, Cruise's three-year marriage to actress Mimi Rogers crumbled at the same time he was being quoted in several national publications (including this one) about its enduring stability," reported Us. "Suddenly, the actor found himself on the defensive, and he quickly rallied to regain his footing. A press release was issued in which he, essentially, defended his honor and apologized to the press. An appearance on 'The Arsenio Hall Show' more or less served the same purpose. It would appear Cruise had weathered the storm. At the very least, he has found himself a new love."

Who wouldn't find a romance between Tom Cruise and Nicole Kidman more exciting to talk about than....what was that other thing?

So, was Nicole the other woman? In 1993, when she posed for Playboy, Rogers chalked up her split from Tom to sexual incompatibility.

"Tom was seriously thinking of becoming a monk," she told the magazine. "And he thought he had to be celibate to maintain the purity of his instrument...It became obvious we had to split."

Why?

"Oh," answered Mimi, "my instrument needed tuning."

The Tom and Nicole marriage, as we all know, went on to become one of the choicest and chicest pairings in Hollywood history, as he reigned as king of the superstars, and she developed into the Pre-Raphaelite, porcelain, Chanel-clad goddess we know and love.

By the time Tom and Nicole made "Far and Away" in 1992, their penchant for privacy was well known. For instance: they rented a five-bedroom, six bath, 7,500 square foot wood house at the end of a private dirt road in which to stay during shooting in Billings, Montana. The owners temporarily moved into a nearby condo and told friends, and even their daughter, that they were doing some remodeling, it was later reported.

The fairytale marriage fell apart in 2000, and in April of 2001, they filed for divorce.

From November of 2000, when they started filming love scenes for "Vanilla Sky," up 'til being "spotted" at that Spago lunch, rumors raged - and were denied - that there was a romance in bloom between Tom and Penelope Cruz.

This is where we came in at the beginning. The same-sounding-name pair lasted into 2003. Reports surfaced that a never-confirmed plan for a Valentine's Day wedding had been postponed due to Penelope's worries about a rumored relationship between Tom and Colombian actress/model Sofia Vergara - but were denied, of course.

It wasn't 'til last year that Tom and the "Soul Plane" beauty quit denying. And it was just this past March that Tom reportedly met Sofia's mom, a meeting confirmed by Sofia's aunt Lilita Jamarilla, who told reporters: "For Sofia, the most important thing in a man is that he has good teeth. She studied dentistry and fronts campaigns to encourage children to look after their teeth."

Alas, despite dental perfection, it was not to be. After just two months - well, according to some sources it was only two months that Tom and Sofia were an item - he and Katie Holmes met and va-voom! He told reporters in Italy that he was "more than enamored" with Katie, and gushed about finding love on Oprah's show.

And now the spoilsports are saying it's a publicity ploy, to whip up more public passion for their respective summer movies, Tom's "War of the Worlds" and Katie's "Batman Begins."

Doubtful. Smart as Tom is, he'd have to know better than to think a romance could sell a film. The Ben 'n' J.Lo "Gigli" anyone? Or how about the Meg Ryan-Russell Crowe "Proof of Life"?

Another theory is the age-old, tried and true: he wants to seem younger. He wants to appeal to a younger audience.

Could be. Or, it could be love. Or something.
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SpursWoman
06-17-2005, 03:43 PM
Don't worry, Tom doesn't like getting his dick sucked ... by women.


:lol

Extra Stout
06-17-2005, 07:19 PM
The body thetans told him to do it.

ObiwanGinobili
06-17-2005, 09:48 PM
katie just ended a 5 yr relationship in Jan.'05.
she and tommet for the 1st time ever in April '05.

now they are engaged?

this is ridicules.
not to mention the age diff.. and they are far far far too public about the whole thing.

I'm giniving it a 45% chance of making it to the alter.
and thereafter 30% of lasting 3 yrs or more.

Gatita
06-18-2005, 02:23 PM
It is all a sham. Tom and Katie are acting like complete idiots. I can't wait till it all comes crashing down around them. What a bunch of pendejos.

adrienne
06-19-2005, 10:18 AM
http://adorocinema.cidadeinternet.com.br/personalidades/atores/nicole-kidman/nicole-kidman04.jpg

http://www.frankie.athen222.server4you.de/future/4images/data/media/122/Penelope%20Cruz%20032.jpg

http://membres.lycos.fr/serieenphoto/hpbimg/icone%20portrait%20joey%20potter%20debout%20devant %20echelle%20saison%206.jpeg

One of these things is not like the others, one of these things just doesn't belong...

Johnny_Blaze_47
06-19-2005, 10:26 AM
http://adorocinema.cidadeinternet.com.br/personalidades/atores/nicole-kidman/nicole-kidman04.jpg

I'd bewitch it.

NameDropper
06-19-2005, 10:27 AM
Rumor has they've all belonged in Tom's bed.
If Tom being gay is wrong...he don't want to be right!!!!

Bluto Blutarsky
06-19-2005, 12:14 PM
does she really have oral herpes? when? from who?

I also think this whole thing is a sham. From public Penelope to Sofia and then Katie all of a sudden?? It all seems to fake how he's gushing over her on Oprah talking about true love. No way it lasts.

3rdCoast
06-19-2005, 12:44 PM
u watch O?