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Magua
01-02-2012, 06:45 PM
My count's at 3

Discuss.

BRHornet45
01-02-2012, 07:00 PM
Son very very few if any. Duncan has a history with the Spurs so they feel the need to keep him in the starting lineup even though it hurts the team. He is only 35 years old, but plays like someone who is 55 years old. Its unbelievable just how fast this guy has fallen off. Hopefully his health is ok for life down the road after basketball because he looks awful now.

midnightpulp
01-02-2012, 07:04 PM
Son very very few if any. Duncan has a history with the Spurs so they feel the need to keep him in the starting lineup even though it hurts the team. He is only 35 years old, but plays like someone who is 55 years old. Its unbelievable just how fast this guy has fallen off. Hopefully his health is ok for life down the road after basketball because he looks awful now.

At least he ain't shooting 6-28, eh son?

How pathetic was that?

DUNCANownsKOBE
01-02-2012, 07:08 PM
Tbh we should ask Obstructed_View since Duncan > Howard on defense according to him.

Magua
01-02-2012, 07:08 PM
Son very very few if any. Duncan has a history with the Spurs so they feel the need to keep him in the starting lineup even though it hurts the team. He is only 35 years old, but plays like someone who is 55 years old. Its unbelievable just how fast this guy has fallen off. Hopefully his health is ok for life down the road after basketball because he looks awful now.

Son all i can say is he picked the right sport to go way past his prime in. If this was the nfl his decrepit ass would be eating through a straw for the rest of his days

DMC
01-02-2012, 07:12 PM
One. Spurs. His contract forbids him starting elsewhere.

cobbler
01-02-2012, 07:13 PM
At least he ain't shooting 6-28, eh son?

How pathetic was that?

Obsess much about Kobe do you?

This thread is about the TSOB.

Pathetic but ohhh so humorous! :lmao

Bill_Brasky
01-02-2012, 07:16 PM
Oh look another Duncan thread

Muser
01-02-2012, 07:16 PM
Obsess much about Kobe do you?

This thread is about the TSOB.

Pathetic but ohhh so humorous! :lmao

http://spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=188875

That thread had nothing to do with Duncan or Kobe, yet you felt the need to bring them up. Are you obsessed?

BRHornet45
01-02-2012, 07:16 PM
At least he ain't shooting 6-28, eh son?

How pathetic was that?

Son Duncan may be tired at a young age, but you're right he's nowhere near as pathetic as that two faced faggot in Los Angeles. At least Duncan was the Spurs main guy for a championship. Kobe has never once been the lead guy for the Lakers no matter how much ESPN tries to convince us otherwise.

Giuseppe
01-02-2012, 07:17 PM
At least he ain't shooting 6-28, eh son?

How pathetic was that?

I take my solace in:::

Kobe: 5

tired old shit bag Duncan: 4

DMC
01-02-2012, 07:19 PM
I take my solace in:::

Unit 137, Cleveland Heights Assisting Housing Authority

Giuseppe
01-02-2012, 07:20 PM
I take my solace in::

Kobe: 5

tired old shit bag Duncan: 4

Spur_Fanatic
01-02-2012, 07:21 PM
cobbler lost his edge. Got smacked easy and fast.

DPG21920
01-02-2012, 07:22 PM
Spurs, Suns, New Orleans & Houston for sure.

Giuseppe
01-02-2012, 07:23 PM
Pardon me...Jockey time!

Muser
01-02-2012, 07:24 PM
Mavs too

DPG21920
01-02-2012, 07:24 PM
True. So 5 by my count.

BRHornet45
01-02-2012, 07:25 PM
Spurs, Suns, New Orleans & Houston for sure.

Son ain't noway he would start here. Emeka Okafor, Chris Kaman, and Carl Landry are all much better options. Duncan would come off of the bench for 10-15min a game.

midnightpulp
01-02-2012, 07:25 PM
Son Duncan may be tired at a young age, but you're right he's nowhere near as pathetic as that two faced faggot in Los Angeles. At least Duncan was the Spurs main guy for a championship. Kobe has never once been the lead guy for the Lakers no matter how much ESPN tries to convince us otherwise.

Agreed. God Bless you and your family, son.

DPG21920
01-02-2012, 07:25 PM
Nope, he would definitely start in NO.

pass1st
01-02-2012, 07:26 PM
Son Duncan may be tired at a young age, but you're right he's nowhere near as pathetic as that two faced faggot in Los Angeles. At least Duncan was the Spurs main guy for a championship. Kobe has never once been the lead guy for the Lakers no matter how much ESPN tries to convince us otherwise.

Son, there is no time to hate. You have to go over there and save Sue Bird from a raging bull dyke

http://media.scout.com/Media/Image/67/675989.jpg

Giuseppe
01-02-2012, 07:27 PM
Son, there is no time to hate. You have to go over there and save Sue Bird from a raging bull dyke

http://media.scout.com/Media/Image/67/675989.jpg

+ you should go back and fuck your mother some more.

BRHornet45
01-02-2012, 07:28 PM
Sons there is noway in hell that Too Tired Timmy would start in NOLA lol

Are you trying to say that he is a better option than Okafor, Kaman, or Landry? SERIOUSLY?

BRHornet45
01-02-2012, 07:29 PM
Son, there is no time to hate. You have to go over there and save Sue Bird from a raging bull dyke

http://media.scout.com/Media/Image/67/675989.jpg

Son I hate that bitch!

DPG21920
01-02-2012, 07:29 PM
Yes, those guys are turrible. Tim would be their best big man and they desperately need one.

Cry Havoc
01-02-2012, 07:31 PM
And he's still a better defender than anyone on the Lakers. :lmao

BRHornet45
01-02-2012, 07:31 PM
Yes, those guys are turrible. Tim would be their best big man and they desperately need one.

Lolzzzzzzzzz

Magua
01-02-2012, 07:32 PM
Yes, those guys are turrible.

Wtf do you think Duncan is? :rollin

The guy cant even give you 20 effective minutes anymore:lol

Magua
01-02-2012, 07:33 PM
And he's still a better defender than anyone on the Lakers. :lmao

Im surprised you didnt have your girlfriend fight this battle for you, as customary :lol

Giuseppe
01-02-2012, 07:35 PM
Im surprised you didnt have your girlfriend fight this battle for you, as customary :lol

Magua, on the fuckin' warpath.

Yada fuckin' hey!!!

DMC
01-02-2012, 07:36 PM
Magua, on the fuckin' warpath.

Yada fuckin' hey!!!

Add Dallas to the list of teams I guess.

Giuseppe
01-02-2012, 07:37 PM
Add Dallas to the list of teams I guess.

I never defend my fandom.

It's my religion.

DPG21920
01-02-2012, 09:51 PM
Okafor shooting 20% against the worst team in the league lol sons

DPG21920
01-02-2012, 10:53 PM
Landry with 3 points and 3 rebounds against a terrible team. They need Duncan.

Giuseppe
01-02-2012, 10:55 PM
Landry with 3 points and 3 rebounds against a terrible team. They need Duncan.

Nobody needs that tired old shit bag.

DPG21920
01-02-2012, 10:57 PM
Doesn't change the fact NO needs Duncan.

Nathan89
01-02-2012, 10:57 PM
He could start on the Heat,Mavs, etc....

Giuseppe
01-02-2012, 10:57 PM
Doesn't change the fact NO needs Duncan.

Nobody needs that tired old shit bag.

Nathan89
01-02-2012, 10:59 PM
Yeah right. The Heat got rid of Dampier, you think they would sign Jim?

Yes.

Magua
01-02-2012, 11:03 PM
If DPG wants to cherry pick stats from tonight then I hope he doesnt cwy when we post Jim's #'s throughout the season. TOSB is the worst bang-for-your-buck player in the Association this season and its not even close.:lol. Joe johnson laughs at his salary:production

DPG21920
01-02-2012, 11:08 PM
Hey I didn't make up the stats, they are what they are.

Giuseppe
01-02-2012, 11:09 PM
Hey I didn't make up the stats, they are what they are.

Nobody wants that tired old shit bag Duncan, Deepy.

:lmao

fevertrees
01-21-2012, 02:30 AM
Got to keep him a starter for the gay Spur FANBASE IMHO

DeadlyDynasty
01-21-2012, 02:40 AM
well he definitely wouldn't start on the Kings, dets for sure:lol

angelbelow
01-21-2012, 03:55 AM
35/30 teams.

BRHornet45
01-21-2012, 04:00 AM
well sons God knows with his tongue ring and tramp stamp he would be welcomed with arms wide open in the WNBA.

but real talk ... he would start on maybe 3-5 NBA teams right now.

dunkman
01-21-2012, 09:09 AM
Half + 1 . . .

Proxy
01-21-2012, 05:24 PM
I think this thread belongs in the troll forum

Spurtacus
01-21-2012, 05:44 PM
I think this thread belongs in the troll forum

75% of threads in NBA forum are of the trollish nature.