Lakers vs Sprockets

[pass1st]

Kobe volume shoots the game away, book it.

[Jelloisjigglin]

Kobe volume shoots the game away, book it.

He's hit a few early, we'll see if it continues...

[Jelloisjigglin]

lol, he bricked as i typed that.

[pass1st]

Bynum already beasting

[Nathan89]

I'll take a Lakers victory. Given the fact that the Rockets will be fighting with the Spurs for a low playoff seed.

[pass1st]

i dunno why, but i never really like watching when we play rockets. kinda boring

[pass1st]

nice one lowry

[pass1st]

n1 kapano

[pass1st]

bynum has to fight for rebounds more

[pass1st]

and mr. bynum with the moves

[NRHector]

Rockets by 5

[pass1st]

lol peace playing point

[Jelloisjigglin]

lol Kobe 3-8

[Jelloisjigglin]

Uh oh, the honkies are in. Rockets are fucked. :lol

[pass1st]

keep control of your temper andrew

[pass1st]

bynum losing his cool, needs to be benched for a few mins

[ElNono]

wow, that was a late whistle

[midnightpulp]

Brown knows how to use Bynum, but Bynum is so damn slow and clumsy.

He needs to figure out how to use Kirby and tell that chucker with the supposedly injured hand to shoot less.

[pass1st]

pretty nice move by lee

[lefty]

Lee matches up well vs the Lakers

[nevitt_&_smrek]

Kobe volume shoots the game away, book it.

4 for 12...Chuck Jack is improving.

[pass1st]

mr bynum

[DMC]

They need to whack bean on the wrist every time he touches the ball, knock the shit out of it.

[ElNono]

Kobe should go hang out with Ray Allen for a summer and learn how to run off picks. He makes scoring look awful hard these days.

It's the hero mode shots... apparently, there's no glory in the open jumper

[DMC]

Kobe isn't in the hero mode any more. He's in the anti-trust mode. He doesn't think anyone else is worthy of the ball, that every shot will go in even if it doesn't.

Mediocrity is going to be hard on that boy.

[midnightpulp]

No coach will do that. A ball dominant PG will. I've counted 7 times that they have missed Pau or Bynum directly under the basket. Kobe should go hang out with Ray Allen for a summer and learn how to run off picks. He makes scoring look awful hard these days.

You must be in a good mood tonight. I expected a counter-troll comment but you actually replied with a basketball take.

Now quit being a bitch and let's double that shit. I want some gambling action.

[DMC]

Bynum going to finish with 25 boards?

[midnightpulp]

Bynum going to finish with 25 boards?

Possibly. The guy is the Lakers best player and it isn't even close. Only caveat is he has to stay healthy.

[DPG21920]

Lakers probably have the best announcers in the business. They call everything fairly and objectively. Enjoy listening to them. Bynum beasting while kobe is chucking. Bynum was pissed to end that half.

[pass1st]

bynum beasting pretty bad, 12pts 14 rebounds.

[ElNono]

Kobe: 14 shots
Pau/Bynum: 13 shots

At least bean is shooting 35% tonight

[pass1st]

Kobe can average this season with 10 assists by just feeding bynum, tbh

[ElNono]

Lakers probably have the best announcers in the business. They call everything fairly and objectively. Enjoy listening to them. Bynum beasting while kobe is chucking. Bynum was pissed to end that half.

The "kobe is playing in one arm and one leg" comment was a bit over the top though :lol

[nevitt_&_smrek]

Chuck Jack Brickant keeping the opponent close, as usual.

[midnightpulp]

Kobe: 14 shots
Pau/Bynum: 13 shots

At least bean is shooting 35% tonight

And you can bet he's walking into the lockeroom with his head held high about it. Shooting over 35% is quite an accomplishment for him.

[ElNono]

IMO, Rockets need to have Sammy out there on Bynum... Scola can't check the guy

[DPG21920]

They were joking making a point about how you can't sit out for injuries when you play with Kobe. It was funny though.

[midnightpulp]

Gamble on these nuts.

To do what? If it's to empty themselves into the asshole of another man, I would definitely have a winning bet.

[ElNono]

When all is said and done though, Scola quietly has the same amount of point as Bynum...

[midnightpulp]

With ease, and not even put a dent in his 20+ shot ritual.

Then it would be all for naught. Kobe's 20 shot ritual is what hurts the Lakers.

He's a 2nd/3rd option player these days. Too bad he can't accept it.

[Bill_Brasky]

Lakers probably have the best announcers in the business. They call everything fairly and objectively. Enjoy listening to them. Bynum beasting while kobe is chucking. Bynum was pissed to end that half.

Didn't one of them used to call Spurs games? I enjoyed him.

Bynum is a fucking grown ass man. Feed him you fucks.

[LnGrrrR]

It's gotta be hard for a superstar to not shoot. After all, how often do you hear coaches saying they want players to have confidence, even if they don't make the first, second, third shot? So when do you STOP having confidence in your shot? When you should start to look for teammates instead of yourself?

[ElNono]

It's gotta be hard for a superstar to not shoot. After all, how often do you hear coaches saying they want players to have confidence, even if they don't make the first, second, third shot? So when do you STOP having confidence in your shot? When you should start to look for teammates instead of yourself?

There's a not-so-fine line between taking 10 or so shots and 20+

[midnightpulp]

It's gotta be hard for a superstar to not shoot. After all, how often do you hear coaches saying they want players to have confidence, even if they don't make the first, second, third shot? So when do you STOP having confidence in your shot? When you should start to look for teammates instead of yourself?

When you shoot 6-28. :lol

[pass1st]

It's gotta be hard for a superstar to not shoot. After all, how often do you hear coaches saying they want players to have confidence, even if they don't make the first, second, third shot? So when do you STOP having confidence in your shot? When you should start to look for teammates instead of yourself?

When your fingers look like this
http://i51.tinypic.com/2r3utkh.jpg

[DPG21920]

It's gotta be hard for a superstar to not shoot. After all, how often do you hear coaches saying they want players to have confidence, even if they don't make the first, second, third shot? So when do you STOP having confidence in your shot? When you should start to look for teammates instead of yourself?

When you want to win and have a clear advantage in the post.

[ElNono]

And lol @ Greg Anthony on NBA TV calling Kobe an "inefficient volume shooter"...

Just say chucker, Greg

[cantthinkofanything]

hey...what's the score? my internet doesn't work.

[midnightpulp]

When your fingers look like this
http://i51.tinypic.com/2r3utkh.jpg

:cry He's a warrior playing through that :cry

[Nathan89]

Lakers probably have the best announcers in the business. They call everything fairly and objectively. Enjoy listening to them. Bynum beasting while kobe is chucking. Bynum was pissed to end that half.

Sean Elliott says hi:lol

Honestly, they are pretty damn good. Continually mentioning that the Lakers are camping in the paint. Saying Pau shouldn't complain about a call.

[ElNono]

http://i51.tinypic.com/2r3utkh.jpg

lol sponsoring bankrupt bracelets

[pass1st]

lol sponsoring bankrupt bracelets

bankrupt because they work, tbh

[ElNono]

bankrupt because they work, tbh

:lol fraud

[Nathan89]

When your fingers look like this
http://i51.tinypic.com/2r3utkh.jpg

Is that one of those stupid bracelets that doesn't do anything?:lmao

[pass1st]

:lol fraud
http://www.themachoresponse.com/crackMC/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/0105-kobe-bryant-power-balance-exd-getty.jpg

[DPG21920]

Yes & Kobe is claiming they owe him money, but power bracelet won't pay twice :lol

[nevitt_&_smrek]

Chances are the soon-to-be ex-wife will be taking the house and bulk of the fortune away. Maybe Charles wants to save on costs on his new house by creating building materials during the game?

[pass1st]

another night of bricks from ol bean, oh well hopefully bynum saves us

[pass1st]

rofl kobe, saving his fg% with that

[ElNono]

Barnes is such a low IQ player... reminds me of RJ

[pass1st]

nice moves from mrs. gasol

[ElNono]

that blondie has a nice shot

[Nathan89]

"I wonder if Fisher will get an assist for that."

"I hope not, just a short shot that Kobe cleaned up."---

Top notch shit.

[pass1st]

kobe way too slow there

[pass1st]

kobe made a fucking shot

[pass1st]

bynum forced that one too much

[ElNono]

That was 8 seconds in the lane for Bynum

[GoodOdor]

Kobe is disgusting. I'm not a Drew fan by any means, but he's playing like a top 5 player right now.....their fg attempts per game should be reversed.

[pass1st]

Bynum is gonna end up out rebounding the entire rocket roster

[pass1st]

Even though kobe is inefficient, he has 7 rebounds, not being worthless at least

[noob cake]

young thug bynum offensive 3 second on every possession

not being called

[GoodOdor]

Even though kobe is inefficient, he has 7 rebounds, not being worthless at least

:depressed:depressedhe's such a warrior, even when he's shooting 0% he's helping his team in other ways:depressed:depressed:depressed

[DMC]

Even though kobe is inefficient, he has 7 rebounds, not being worthless at least

Motherfucker should have 17 as many times as he long bricks the ball.

[ElNono]

Kobe: 41%
Rest of the team: 61%

[ElNono]

Sorry make that 65%

[pass1st]

lmao mr bynum with a circus move

[pass1st]

bynum got cocky

[pass1st]

looks like kobe will have a decent game probably

[ElNono]

here comes world peace

[pass1st]

well thank god kobe is making shit finally

[ElNono]

looks like kobe will have a decent game probably

His turnovers have been low this game

[noob cake]

ofc ofc kome playing the game of his life against us as usual

[DMC]

well thank god kobe is making shit finally
Goddamn right, because he's sure as hell going to keep heaving them up there.

[DAF86]

Scola would have been such an awesome fit on the Spurs.

[pass1st]

bynum only has 1 foul, that's pretty damn good considering his activity

[pass1st]

Scola would have been such an awesome fit on the Spurs.

Yeah, would have taken some miles off tims knees

[ElNono]

Tragic seems like he plays well only against us

[Banzai]

Scola would have been such an awesome fit on the Spurs.

Why did spurs pass on scola??

[pass1st]

Why did spurs pass on scola??

to keep bonner or something

[ElNono]

Why did spurs pass on scola??

long story with many different versions, tbh

[ElNono]

terrible move by tragic

[pass1st]

Duncan
Scola
Parker
Manu
Bonner (C)

Would have beaten the grizzilies

[DAF86]

Fun game, they must have shot like 70% each team on that 3rd quarter and very few foul calls and time outs.

[NewcastleKEG]

Rockets +7


Easy money

[Jelloisjigglin]

Wow, Murphy did something. Nice.

[pass1st]

thank god that wasn't bynum's leg

[rayjayjohnson]

Bynum still looks fat tbh. Imagine if he got in shape

[pass1st]

nice steve

[rayjayjohnson]

What an alien looking fuck Blake is

[LkrFan]

17 pts
18 rebs
3 swats
32 minutes

[pass1st]

blake performing like he should have been performing last year

[ElNono]

blake performing like he should have been performing last year

It's the regular season

[ElNono]

Anybody else not surprised Lakers make a run when bean is on the bench?

[noob cake]

it really sucks when complete scrubs like Steve Blake gets hot

[pass1st]

oh i didn't notice, darius morris is active, but wont get mins probably

[pass1st]

It's the regular season

did you watch blake last regular season?

[ElNono]

did you watch blake last regular season?

I did... he didn't play like tonight, but he wasn't as scared as the playoffs

[pass1st]

i don't think Kobe is cracking 32k points

[pass1st]

I did... he didn't play like tonight, but he wasn't as scared as the playoffs

whole team melted down in the playoffs

[ElNono]

Scola missing the freebie

[pass1st]

lol murphy

[ElNono]

Bean coming back in... probably the best Rockets have done to shut down Bynum

[LkrFan]

Here comes Baby Drew's first 20/20 game.

[Kai]

Rockets are a jump shooting team with no inside presence or height. You're going nowhere with that.

[noob cake]

inevitable knee blow out coming for bynum

[ElNono]

Rockets are a jump shooting team with no inside presence or height. You're going nowhere with that.

They did a good job tonight... it's tough enough to play in LA

[ElNono]

lol Kobe on "adjusting his game"....

Kobe: I ain't adjusting shit

:lol

[ElNono]

Pau appearance

[NewcastleKEG]

LOL @ McHale just standing there while the Rockets no show in an entire quarter

[ElNono]

Budweiser missed everything now... smh

[pass1st]

lol pau

[ElNono]

Scola flop

[pass1st]

rockets are entering flopping mode to catch up

[Fabbs]

Just tuning in.
Laker reffing?

[Kai]

They did a good job tonight... it's tough enough to play in LA

That's the thing, if the shots are falling, it's all good. If not, we don't have anyone to go down low to and we can't consistently play strong enough defense to keep us in games. Pau and Nene would have been so sexy :depressed

[ElNono]

lol 3 point shots from San Diego

[pass1st]

kobe not looking so tired today

[Banzai]

Ya..

[DAF86]

That's the thing, if the shots are falling, it's all good. If not, we don't have anyone to go down low to and we can't consistently play strong enough defense to keep us in games. Pau and Nene would have been so sexy :depressed

What? You have that Scola guy. The problem is that the Rockets never commit to that enough.

[pass1st]

lol rockets

[ElNono]

lol Sammy

[ElNono]

lol hero mode

[pass1st]

go for 20/20 mr. bynum

[DAF86]

Kobe is great at getting his missed shots rebounded by his teammates.

[Jelloisjigglin]

lol Kobe never wants to shoot a decent percentage.

[NewcastleKEG]

Just tuning in.
Laker reffing?
1 point game going into the 4th Quarter

And this? How demoralizing for a fan base it's gotta be to root for a team like the Rockets

[pass1st]

Mr. Bynum 21/22

[ElNono]

1st 20/20 game?

[pass1st]

rockets gonna steal the tacos, tbh

[pass1st]

1st 20/20 game?

i think

[Banzai]

Cool game

[ElNono]

Never had 20/20 before? Weird

[Kai]

gg Lakers

[nevitt_&_smrek]

yaaaaaaaaaaaaay. Charles had a good game. The religious zealots can smile.

[pass1st]

Never had 20/20 before? Weird

we had odom and gasol pulling it down with him and he never got many touches until recently

[NewcastleKEG]

rockets gonna steal the tacos, tbh
FK the tacos. Cover the +7

They aren't going to though. Jack up 3 and then foul will ruin the bet for me

[pass1st]

rockets are just trying to steak the tacos right now

[pass1st]

lol wtf kobe

[pass1st]

tacos for all, enjoy

gg

[Banzai]

Tacos are safe..lmao

[Kai]

lol no and 1 saves the tacos.

[NewcastleKEG]

LOL @ getting out scored by 10 in the Final Period

Fucking faggits

[ElNono]

we had odom and gasol pulling it down with him and he never got many touches until recently

Odom had 2 as a Laker

[angelbelow]

Nice game from Bynum. Retarded that directv doesn't have FSW for free.

[pass1st]

Odom had 2 as a Laker

dunno where ya going with this, bynum never got many touches before last season.

[LkrFan]

LOL @ getting out scored by 10 in the Final Period

Fucking faggits

76pts against the Hawks. :wakeup

[ElNono]

dunno where ya going with this, bynum never got many touches before last season.

nowhere, tbh... just thought he would have a 20/20 game by now... we've been hearing about his beasting ways for a few seasons now

[pass1st]

nowhere, tbh... just thought he would have a 20/20 game by now... we've been hearing about his beasting ways for a few seasons now

he hasn't really beasted since after the all star break last season. besides a few good games, he has just been a good center until now.

[ElNono]

he hasn't really beasted since after the all star break last season. besides a few good games, he has just been a good center until now.

Guess Mike Brown is giving him a bigger role...

[NewcastleKEG]

NBAtv: ''Houston competed''

Your wealthy fucking athletes. Competed????? You play a game for a living fucking lazy negros

[pass1st]

Guess Mike Brown is giving him a bigger role...

We always been afraid to give him more than 30 mins too

[midnightpulp]

Wow. Kobe almost managed to shoot 50% against one of the smallest backcourts in the league. I'm impressed.

Well done, Kirby.

Bynum had the best game though.

[rayjayjohnson]

Bet Bynum is making the most of them tacos right now

[Jelloisjigglin]

We always been afraid to give him more than 30 mins too

It always seemed like wasn't able to handle 30+ minutes before as well. He was "winded". It's good to see him man up.

We'll see how long all this lasts. It is Bynum....lol

[NRHector]

We always been afraid to give him more than 30 mins tooso he won't get hurt

[DJ Mbenga]

lowry is such a beast. too bad thats all they have out there. scola's production is negated by his "my only defense is flopping". martin basically relies on gift free throws otherwise is a 3 point shooter.

[ElNono]

so he won't get hurt

what I was thinking

[Jelloisjigglin]

Bynum had the best game though.

Agreed.

[ElNono]

lowry is such a beast. too bad thats all they have out there. scola's production is negated by his "my only defense is flopping". martin basically relies on gift free throws otherwise is a 3 point shooter.

spot on. Did KMart even play at the end there?

[NewcastleKEG]

lowry is such a beast. too bad thats all they have out there. scola's production is negated by his "my only defense is flopping". martin basically relies on gift free throws otherwise is a 3 point shooter.
A beast at air balling shots

[wanggi]

The Rapist got 29 FGA + 9 FT!!!He makes teammates look like punks!

Typical one man team.

Sympathize with your teammates, Kobe!

[InRareForm]

laughing at all my friends who didn't draft bynum in my fantasy league. Possibly Going to be 800 bucks richer because of it.

[midnightpulp]

The Rapist got 29 FGA + 9 FT!!!He makes teammates look like punks!

Typical one man team.

Sympathize with your teammates, Kobe!

I ain't gonna hate on Kirby tonight. He did his job.

[Fabbs]

Originally posted by Fabbs:
Just tuning in.
Laker reffing?

1 point game going into the 4th Quarter

And this? How demoralizing for a fan base it's gotta be to root for a team like the Rockets
27-7 for the game.
Bitch Boi lead with 9.
Boobs Bynum with 8.

Lewie Scola got none on 18 shots.

Can't always go by stats so was wondering if any non Laker Krishnas could weigh in.

[Spur_Fanatic]

Great game by Bynum. Kobe did good too, though the guy should try to shoot a bit less. Bynum with just 5 FGA per game more, could do wonders.

[nevitt_&_smrek]

This is where a true leader, Magic, would have had a highly-efficient triple-double. 6-11 shooting, 18pts, 7-10 rebounds, 17 assists. Would distribute and promote team health and chemistry. Bynum would have at least 30 pts, Gasol tons of easy shots.

Charles is simply too in love with himself for that to happen.

[midnightpulp]

This is where a true leader, Magic, would have had a highly-efficient triple-double. 6-11 shooting, 18pts, 7-10 rebounds, 17 assists. Would distribute and promote team health and chemistry. Bynum would have at least 30 pts, Gasol tons of easy shots.

Charles is simply too in love with himself for that to happen.

lol at calling him Charles.

[GoodOdor]

lol at calling him Charles.

lol "kirby" any better?

Seriously, half the time I can't understand who the fuck people are talking about. You faggots aren't funny. Keep it simple.

[Jelloisjigglin]

lol "kirby" any better?

Seriously, half the time I can't understand who the fuck people are talking about. You faggots aren't funny. Keep it simple.

Anything is better than "Kome". That shit is so lame and played out.

[Koolaid_Man]

I ain't gonna hate on Kirby tonight. He did his job.


eat a phat dick...my n|gga in yall's asses tonight so hate all u want bitch..be consistent with your faggot ass playa hatin

[midnightpulp]

eat a phat dick...my n|gga in yall's asses tonight so hate all u want bitch..be consistent with your faggot ass playa hatin

Sup, Kool.

[ElNono]

Lakers had a good game. I though Houston played well too until the end there

[Koolaid_Man]

Sup, Kool.


your ass and not your elbows

[midnightpulp]

your ass and not your elbows

Nope. Sitting upright here at the computer.

[LnGrrrR]

See, that's a perfect example of what I was talking about earlier. Kobe has a shit night early but shoots himself into form. You never quite know.

[IronMaxipad]

Highlight of the night:

http://gif.mocksession.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/TROY-MURPHY-BALL-FACE.gif

:lmao:lmao

[ElNono]

Highlight of the night:

http://gif.mocksession.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/TROY-MURPHY-BALL-FACE.gif

:lmao:lmao

:lol

[Koolaid_Man]

Nope. Sitting upright here at the computer.

yep ass upright...:toast

[midnightpulp]

yep ass upright...:toast

Nope.

That does sound like a position a chimp is a capable of though, so you must be speaking from experience.

[Giuseppe]

yep ass upright...:toast

:lmao:lmao:lmao

[rayjayjohnson]

laughing at all my friends who didn't draft bynum in my fantasy league. Possibly Going to be 800 bucks richer because of it.

...except he's due to blow his knee

[Bill_Brasky]

:lmao:lmao:lmao

Faggot.
You know that post wasn't worth the air you breathed to read it....

[LkrFan]

...except he's due to blow his knee

The only thing that blows is that $60M KT y'all gave that bum Nene. :elephant

[Giuseppe]

Faggot.
You know that post wasn't worth the air you breathed to read it....

You should go back and fuck your mother some more.