An Extinction Level Event (ELE)...

[Giuseppe]

I'm cancelling the original ELE and instituting this Extinction Level Event. I'm going to go on hiatus until the first of February. I need a break and frankly this Board needs a break from me. I promised Kori years ago that I'd try mightily to recognize when I was being insufferable. I'm being insufferable. I'm not capitulating on the issues that confront us, and my varied stances, but, I am capitulating to my inability to conduct myself in a civil manner on many of them. That's not fair of me. And I don't want to go thru a game tomorrow night hoping to lose so I will be forced to walk away. That ain't right, and I don't want to win and force somebody out for a month just to then lodge another ELE in hopes of losing. I hate seeing people leave this Board for any reason for any length of time.

I'm getting on Tim's nerves & Kori's nerves and I don't want to get booted off for good again. I hated that. I love this site. And there isn't a person here I wouldn't break bread with. Nary a one.

So I'll go for a month and settle down and give ST a break from all my happy horseshit.

Everybody

[NRHector]

Tomorrow night Mavericks at Spurs.

Loser is gone (immediately at game's end) until February 1st at Midnight.

"I'll drive, so I'll sit in the front seat." & I'm taking the Mavericks---since their fanbase ain't got a hair on their fuckin' asses, Addy withstanding.

I want a bright boy from the San Antonio contingent. Somebody with a big mouth that tends to overload their ass. Must be a 100+ such a-holes. I don't want no young twink with smooth skin and a high falutin' balloon knot. I want a leather ass, burly type with some brown sugar in his oatmeal.

Absolutely no troll accounts. Must be dd free.

"Tell him; Pappy says so."
wtf? you're a Mavs fan now

[Cuppycake Gumdrop]

Tomorrow night Mavericks at Spurs.

Loser is gone (immediately at game's end) until February 1st at Midnight.

"I'll drive, so I'll sit in the front seat." & I'm taking the Mavericks---since their fanbase ain't got a hair on their fuckin' asses, Addy withstanding.

I want a bright boy from the San Antonio contingent. Somebody with a big mouth that tends to overload their ass. Must be a 100+ such a-holes. I don't want no young twink with smooth skin and a high falutin' balloon knot. I want a leather ass, burly type with some brown sugar in his oatmeal.

Absolutely no troll accounts. Must be dd free.

"Tell him; Pappy says so."

Who?

[skut_farkus]

Yer mine you yella bellied sapsucker. Im going against my squad for one night to nail your ass to the tree of woe

[Giuseppe]

wtf? you're a Mavs fan now

Temporarily, till we can get a fanbase to act like somebody.

Now, are you going to take this ELE, or, are you gonna crawl like the motherfucker I know you to be?

[Cuppycake Gumdrop]

Temporarily, till we can a fanbase to act like somebody.

Now, are you going to take this ELE, or, are you gonna crawl like the motherfucker I know you to be?

Who?

[Giuseppe]

Yer mine you yella bellied sapsucker. Im going against my squad for one night to nail your ass to the tree of woe

Nope. Read the requirements, lunkhead. I want a Spurs a-hole. Not an Indy a-hole.

[Cuppycake Gumdrop]

Nope. Read the requirements, lunkhead. I want a Spurs a-hole. Not an Indy a-hole.

Who?

[ElNono]

Interesting game.. both teams coming out of a back 2 back, Spurs obviously missing Gino...

[Leetonidas]

Sweet idea pedoman, but the Spurs are missing Ginobili, so fuck no

[skut_farkus]

Nope. Read the requirements, lunkhead. I want a Spurs a-hole. Not an Indy a-hole.


Well I tried

[bus driver]

Tomorrow night Mavericks at Spurs.

Loser is gone (immediately at game's end) until February 1st at Midnight.

"I'll drive, so I'll sit in the front seat." & I'm taking the Mavericks---since their fanbase ain't got a hair on their fuckin' asses, Addy withstanding.

I want a bright boy from the San Antonio contingent. Somebody with a big mouth that tends to overload their ass. Must be a 100+ such a-holes. I don't want no young twink with smooth skin and a high falutin' balloon knot. I want a leather ass, burly type with some brown sugar in his oatmeal.

Absolutely no troll accounts. Must be dd free.

"Tell him; Pappy says so."

r u the same person who doesnt pay up on their bets? dont you still owe some one $500?

[ElNono]

Can Cleveland fans make ELE bets on Spurs-Mavs games?

[Giuseppe]

From Daddy' book:::

"See ya, Queens.

So now we've got to play the Spurs in the Western Conference Finals, and that means Tim Duncan again. Tim was injured in 2000, so we didn't get a chance to see them in playoffs. In my mind, I had to win at least one title that included getting past my most worthy opponent.

We took Game 1. In Game 2 they were up 15 in the third quarter and Duncan was terrific, and I was like, Damn, we can't let this happen. Kobe was thinking the same thing, and he just took over the game. He went nuts. He was spectacular and the Spurs had no answer. He brought us all the way back and after we won I said, 'He's my idol.'

And I wasn't kidding.

We went on to sweep (skunk) the Spurs-did you hear that? We swept (skunked) the Spurs!-so we still hadn't lost a playoff game yet."

[Giuseppe]

Sweet idea pedoman, but the Spurs are missing Ginobili, so fuck no

Crawl, motherfucker. Crawl!!!!!!!!!

[Giuseppe]

Can Cleveland fans make ELE bets on Spurs-Mavs games?

Crawl, motherfucker, crawl!!!!!!!!!

[Giuseppe]

r u the same person who doesnt pay up on their bets? dont you still owe some one $500?

Crawl, motherfucker. Crawl!!!!!!

[Cuppycake Gumdrop]

From Daddy' book:::

"See ya, Queens.

So now we've got to play the Spurs in the Western Conference Finals, and that means Tim Duncan again. Tim was injured in 2000, so we didn't get a chance to see them in playoffs. In my mind, I had to win at least one title that included getting past my most worthy opponent.

We took Game 1. In Game 2 they were up 15 in the third quarter and Duncan was terrific, and I was like, Damn, we can't let this happen. Kobe was thinking the same thing, and he just took over the game. He went nuts. He was spectacular and the Spurs had no answer. He brought us all the way back and after we won I said, 'He's my idol.'

And I wasn't kidding.

We went on to sweep (skunk) the Spurs-did you hear that? We swept (skunked) the Spurs!-so we still hadn't lost a playoff game yet."

Who?

[Giuseppe]

Interesting game.. both teams coming out of a back 2 back, Spurs obviously missing Gino...

So, if that a yes OR no? Or, are you just squattin' on the plain?

[Cuppycake Gumdrop]

Crawl, motherfucker. Crawl!!!!!!!!!

Who?


Crawl, motherfucker, crawl!!!!!!!!!

Who?


Crawl, motherfucker. Crawl!!!!!!

Who?

[Cuppycake Gumdrop]

So, if that a yes OR no. Or, are you just squattin' on the plain?

Who?

[ElNono]

Can Cleveland fans make ELE bets on Spurs-Mavs games?

[Giuseppe]

Crawl, motherfucker. Crawl!!!!!

[Cuppycake Gumdrop]

Who?

[ElNono]

So, if that a yes OR no? Or, are you just squattin' on the plain?

I retired as undefeated champion of ELE bets last season after nailing 21_Palins to the tree of woe... on that McDyess tip-in, no less

[Koolaid_Man]

Tomorrow night Mavericks at Spurs.

Loser is gone (immediately at game's end) until February 1st at Midnight.

"I'll drive, so I'll sit in the front seat." & I'm taking the Mavericks---since their fanbase ain't got a hair on their fuckin' asses, Addy withstanding.

I want a bright boy from the San Antonio contingent. Somebody with a big mouth that tends to overload their ass. Must be a 100+ such a-holes. I don't want no young twink with smooth skin and a high falutin' balloon knot. I want a leather ass, burly type with some brown sugar in his oatmeal.

Absolutely no troll accounts. Must be dd free.

"Tell him; Pappy says so."

Let me be the Spur fan....and hey don't get mad if I Welsh...:lol

[Giuseppe]

on that McDyess tip-in, no less

That seems like 10 years ago.

---

Okay, scratch El off the list of possibles. He ain't got a single hair on his pretty little ass.

[ElNono]

IMO, you should have offered upstairs...

That said, I don't know it's a good idea after The Tone It Down

It's also kinda lame coz you're no mavfan

[Cuppycake Gumdrop]

That seems like 10 years ago.

---

Okay, scratch El off the list of possibles. He ain't got a single hair on his pretty little ass.

Who?

[Spur_Fanatic]

Notice how Culby waits till we lose Manu to do such a bet.

Bet he has no intention honouring, btw.

[redzero]

Yes, Culburn has shown before that he doesn't think bets should be honored.

[tlongII]

Spurs vs Mavs ain't the BIG game tomorrow night.

:smokin

[bus driver]

Crawl, motherfucker. Crawl!!!!!!

just pay ur bets, tshirt :wakeup

[Spur_Fanatic]

Mind you, I'd bet... if I have the assurance he would honour it.
I'm game if Kori suspends the account(s) of the loser.

Because trusting a Google(Bot) program is beyond me.

[Giuseppe]

Still no takers.

Crawl, motherfuckers, crawl!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[ElNono]

Still no takers.

Crawl, motherfuckers, crawl!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Mind you, I'd bet... if I have the assurance he would honour it.
I'm game if Kori suspends the account(s) of the loser.

Because trusting a Google(Bot) program is beyond me.

[Giuseppe]

I'd bet... if

+ Last edited by Spur_Fanatic; Today at 04:21 PM..]]]

Please.

[Spur_Fanatic]

HAHAHA!
Excuses already?

I'm in. And you?

[pass1st]

"Only pussies & assholes don't honor wagers"

The magic words that will make people take the bet

[Giuseppe]

HAHAHA!
Excuses already?

I'm in. And you?

That's it, though. Kori/Tim ain't involved in any way, shape, manner, or form.

Strictly on our honor.

Agreed?

[NRHector]

Still no takers.

Crawl, motherfuckers, crawl!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!bitch you are welcher, liar, bandwagonner, Cavs fan and nobody takes you seriously so why are you making bets that you won't honor

[Giuseppe]

The board would get so much better if culburn lost. We saw how he ran to the Club to post his retarded love fantasies after Kobe got skunked

Please.

[Giuseppe]

bitch you are welcher, liar, bandwagonner, Cavs fan and nobody takes you seriously so why are you making bets that you won't honor

I never defend my fandom.

It's my religion.

[Giuseppe]

"Only pussies & assholes don't honor wagers"

The magic words that will make people take the bet

You should go back and fuck your mother some more.

[Spur_Fanatic]

You've once said you'd never honour online bets. So no. Not on your word alone.
But if Kori vouches for you, even without the account suspension, I'll accept it.

[Giuseppe]

I never defend my fandom.

Its my religion.

[ElNono]

That's it, though. Kori/Tim ain't involved in any way, shape, manner, or form.

Strictly on our honor.

Agreed?

crawl, motherfucker crawl!!!!!

[ElNono]

'seppe welching even before the bet is taking place... :lol

[Giuseppe]

But if Kori vouches for you, even without the account suspension, I'll accept it.

Fine. Get her to vouch for me without account suspension and we'll be set. It's your pre-condition. You're responsible for the leg work.

Scat.

[Giuseppe]

crawl, motherfucker crawl!!!!!

I'm a trend setter.

I set trends.

[Spur_Fanatic]

Fine. Get her to vouch for me without account suspension and we'll be set. It's your pre-condition. You're responsible for the leg work.

Scat.

I'll PM her riight away.

[Giuseppe]

ADDENDUM:::I'll go a step further. I'll agree for Kori to suspend my account if I lose and post anywhere on ST (including the NBA Forum) before Midnight on Feb.1.2012.

[DeadlyDynasty]

must be dd free

que?

[Giuseppe]

que?

No. drugs & disease free. I got it off Craigslist Personals where I met DUNCAN & Poonsie.

[redzero]

I never defend my fandom.

It's my religion.

Then don't attack anybody else's.

[Giuseppe]

Then don't attack anybody else's.

Please.

[Spur_Fanatic]

Its Feb or March now?


Anyway, let's first get her to vouche for you. Asking her to suspend your account after you welch the bet won't make her answer me faster, lol.

[EDIT]: PM sent

[redzero]

So you expect to make fun other people's fandoms without having to defend your own?

[DeadlyDynasty]

:lol

U search for strange on craigslist? That's disturbingly awesome

[Giuseppe]

:lol

U search for strange on craigslist? That's disturbingly awesome

A course.

[Cuppycake Gumdrop]

ADDENDUM:::I'll go a step further. I'll agree for Kori to suspend my account if I lose and post anywhere on ST (including the NBA Forum) before Midnight on March.1.2012.

Who?

[Cuppycake Gumdrop]

A course.

Who?

[Giuseppe]

So you expect to make fun other people's fandoms without having to defend your own?

I don't tell people how to conduct their posting acumen. If they feel the need to defend their fandom. By all means they should.

I will not do it.

It's my religion.

[Cuppycake Gumdrop]

I don't tell people how to conduct their posting acumen. If they feel the need to defend their fandom. By all means they should.

I will not do it.

It's my religion.

Who?

[redzero]

You want people to defend their fandom, right?

[Giuseppe]

You want people to defend their fandom, right?

Yes. Because then I can get into them. They have no conception of how sacred their fandom is. And how if they defend it, or, extrapolate upon it-they sully it by putting human hands upon it.

I won't do that.

It's my religion.

[redzero]

It obviously isn't that sacred if you think it's all right to attack it.

[Ray Combs]

Yes. Because then I can get into them. They have no conception of how sacred their fandom is. And how if they defend it, or, extrapolate upon it-they sully it by putting human hands upon it.

I won't do that.

It's my religion.

You're not the chosen brother, Eli. It was Paul who was chosen. You see, he found me and told me about your land. You're just a fool.

[redzero]

You are a false prophet and God is a superstition.

[Giuseppe]

It obviously isn't that sacred if you think it's all right to attack it.

Obviously.

[Giuseppe]

You are a false prophet and God is a superstition.

You have a cute ass & I'd like to pack it's hemi's.

[Ray Combs]

You have a cute ass & I'd like to pack it's hemi's.

I did what your brother couldn't. I broke you and I beat you. It was Paul who told me about you. He's the prophet. He's the smart one. He knew what was there and he found me to take it out of the ground, and you know what the funny thing is? Listen... listen... listen... I paid him ten thousand dollars, cash in hand, just like that. He has his own company now. A prosperous little business. Three wells producing. Five thousand dollars a week.

[Giuseppe]

- "When you die, you will meet God."

- Revelation 7:1

[Ray Combs]

- "When you die, you will meet God."

- Revelation 7:1

Stop crying, you sniveling ass! Stop your nonsense. You're just the afterbirth, Eli.

[redzero]

If you ever tell me how to raise my son, I will go to your house at night and slit your throat.

[ElNono]

If you ever tell me how to raise my son, I will go to your house at night and slit your throat.

Why at night?

[redzero]

Bastard from a basket!

[Giuseppe]

- "For what we are about to receive we thank thee oh, Lord."

- "Moses" - "The Searchers"

[Giuseppe]

If you ever tell me how to raise my son, I will go to your house at night and slit your throat.

Make sure to bring condoms.

[Ray Combs]

- "For what we are about to receive we thank thee oh, Lord."

- "Moses" - "The Searchers"

You slithered out of your mother's filth.

[Ray Combs]

Make sure to bring condoms.

They should have put you in a glass jar on a mantlepiece. Where were you when Paul was suckling at your mother's teat? Where were you? Who was nursing you, poor Eli - one of Bandy's sows? That land has been had. Nothing you can do about it. It's gone. It's had. You lose.

[Giuseppe]

Why at night?

:lmao

[redzero]

You're an afterbirth.

[Giuseppe]

They should have put you in a glass jar on a mantlepiece. Where were you when Paul was suckling at your mother's teat? Where were you? Who was nursing you, poor Eli - one of Bandy's sows? That land has been had. Nothing you can do about it. It's gone. It's had. You lose.

- "Who?"

- Cups

[Giuseppe]

You're an afterbirth.

Bend over. I'll show ya a fuckin' afterbirth.

[redzero]

You are a foolish old man.

[Ray Combs]

- "Who?"

- Cups

Draaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiiinage! Drainage, Eli, you boy. Drained dry. I'm so sorry. Here, if you have a milkshake, and I have a milkshake, and I have a straw. There it is, that's a straw, you see? You watching?. And my straw reaches acroooooooss the room, and starts to drink your milkshake...

I...

drink...

your...

milkshake!

[Giuseppe]

You are a foolish old man.

& yet you're with me Shoulder-to-Shoulder.

Just shows ta go ya.

[Giuseppe]

Draaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiiinage! Drainage, Eli, you boy. Drained dry. I'm so sorry. Here, if you have a milkshake, and I have a milkshake, and I have a straw. There it is, that's a straw, you see? You watching?. And my straw reaches acroooooooss the room, and starts to drink your milkshake...

I...

drink...

your...

milkshake!

Shake time! Shake time!

[Ray Combs]

Shake time! Shake time!

I drink it up!

[Giuseppe]

I drink it up!

Me too. I'm a shake makin' connosewer.

[Ray Combs]

Me too. I'm a shake makin' connosewer.

Did you think your song and dance and your superstition would help you, Eli?

I am the Third Revelation!

I am who the Lord has chosen!

[redzero]

You are lazy and you are stupid. Do you think God is going to save you for being stupid?

[Muser]

I'll take it.

[Giuseppe]

I'll take it.

SF already beat ya, Muse.

[Giuseppe]

Do you think God is going to save you

I don't expect so.

[Giuseppe]

Its Feb or March now?


Anyway, let's first get her to vouche for you. Asking her to suspend your account after you welch the bet won't make her answer me faster, lol.

[EDIT]: PM sent

My mistake. It's February 1st.

[DeadlyDynasty]

You look like a f-f-f-fool now, don't you Tilford?

[redzero]

You don't tell me how to raise my family. I told you not to tell me how to raise my family.

[NRHector]

This thread should be locked, is worthless

[Giuseppe]

This thread should be locked, is worthless

Bend over. I'll show ya fuckin' worthless.

[Cubby's Van]

Tomorrow night Mavericks at Spurs.

Loser is gone (immediately at game's end) until February 1st at Midnight.

"I'll drive, so I'll sit in the front seat." & I'm taking the Mavericks---since their fanbase ain't got a hair on their fuckin' asses, Addy withstanding.

I want a bright boy from the San Antonio contingent. Somebody with a big mouth that tends to overload their ass. Must be a 100+ such a-holes. I don't want no young twink with smooth skin and a high falutin' balloon knot. I want a leather ass, burly type with some brown sugar in his oatmeal.

Absolutely no troll accounts. Must be dd free.

"Tell him; Pappy says so."

If the spurs win can you take us cruising by the local daycare, like old times?

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

:lmao

[Giuseppe]

If the spurs win can you take us cruising by the local daycare, like old times?

Sure. Then we'll head over to Toy R Us and I'll loiter the teeter-tooter display.

[Giuseppe]

:lmao

You're O & 43. You've nary room to be :lmao.

[ElNono]

If the spurs win can you take us cruising by the local daycare, like old times?

:rollin

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

You're O & 43. You've nary room to be :lmao.
Sure I do, watch

:lmao

[Giuseppe]

Sure I do, watch

:lmao

Look at ya in your Fruit of the Looms & lolly pop. Come here!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Brazil]

Let me be the Spur fan....and hey don't get mad if I Welsh...:lol

ok ladies..hairy or waxed chest...I'm going to wax myself tonight because I love the look and feel of my own smoothed waxed chest....and well the ladies keep encouraging it...

So I'm in Wal fucking mart this morning looking for a waxing kit and some really really nice looking MILF strikes up a convo with me about her daughter shaving her legs in the shower...she even picked out the waxing kit I should buy...:lol it was bold and so I obliged her and got her digits...

but back to the topic at hand I'm about to wax the hell out of my chest and pubic area..what hurts less..Brazilian or the Strips

[midnightpulp]

That seems like 10 years ago.

---

Okay, scratch El off the list of possibles. He ain't got a single hair on his pretty little ass.

Does make it any less sweet.

[Giuseppe]

Does make it any less sweet.

Sure, I like a hair, or dozen. Gives that keester some depth perception.

[Spur_Fanatic]

I don't think she wants to vouche for you, Culby.
Saw her reading the thread, but nothing.

[Giuseppe]

I don't think she wants to vouche for you, Culby.
Saw her reading the thread, but nothing.

So you're officially out, SF?

[Spur_Fanatic]

Nope, I'm in.

You are the problem, though. Anyone else that can vouch for you?

[Giuseppe]

Nope, I'm in.

You are the problem, though. Anyone else that can vouch for you?

Probably not. I'm about as welcome as a fart in church.

[timvp]

My ears are burning. I either got facial herpes or someone wants something in this thread.

Sup?

[BlackSwordsMan]

did anyone take you on this bet?
lets do it

[timvp]

Who is this Spur_Fanatic cat and why isn't he bolded?

[BlackSwordsMan]

why aren't you bolded?

[timvp]

why aren't you bolded?

WTF, good point :lol

[Spur_Fanatic]

First time I notice some names are bolded, lol.

[Giuseppe]

First time I notice some names are bolded, lol.

Christ, I feel like SF is Dorothy, I'm the cowardly lion and Tim is the Wizard.

[benefactor]

I don't make bets with intellectually dishonest people.

Dance, dancing fool.

[Ace]

Christ, I feel like SF is Dorothy, I'm the cowardly lion and Tim is the Wizard.

:lol

[Giuseppe]

^I still got it!!!

[Spur_Fanatic]

If anything, I'm Toto.

[Giuseppe]

^So are we set, or, not?

[Spur_Fanatic]

Without Kori or someone that can back you up, I don't believe you'll be leaving the forum willingly for a month.

[Giuseppe]

Without Kori or someone that can back you up, I don't believe you'll be leaving the forum willingly for a month.

You're wrong. But, I understand.

I'll open it back up for candidates.

***Muser, I saw your application in the pile, but, I can't take it:::if you lost I'd feel bad basnishing you. You're as close to someone not hating me on these Boards as exists. I don't want to risk that non hatred. & if I lost I'd feel entitled to PM you and request that you lift the ban early. And then if you didn't I'd get mad and then we'd be at loggerheads.

***Swordsy, I saw your application as well...No can do. Me & you have been thru the ringer and are just now starting to bury the proverbials. I don't want risk that tenuous peace accord with an ELE...Love always, - Cubby

[tlongII]

I could never accept a bet like this. My posts are too valuable to the online community.

[DeadlyDynasty]

I'll vouch for Cubby here. He lost an ELE last year to some b.eaner spurfan whose name escapes me, but he honored the bet...he ended up coming back early, but only did so when said b.eaner granted his request. Besides, cub has too much pride to outright leave after the month he's had. He wants a reason that will absolve him.

[DeadlyDynasty]

Damnit kori

[DMC]

I could never accept a bet like this. My posts are too valuable to the online community.
:lmao

[redzero]

:lol making bets even though you don't actually serve the full term

[Giuseppe]

:lol making bets even though you don't actually serve the full term

There is nothing wrong with requesting a lift of the ban by the winning party. When I win I always offer it. I don't make the losing party come to me.

[Giuseppe]

I'm cancelling the original ELE and instituting this Extinction Level Event. I'm going to go on hiatus until the first of February. I need a break and frankly this Board needs a break from me. I promised Kori years ago that I'd try mightily to recognize when I was being insufferable. I'm being insufferable. I'm not capitulating on the issues that confront us, and my varied stances, but, I am capitulating to my inability to conduct myself in a civil manner on many of them. That's not fair of me. And I don't want to go thru a game tomorrow night hoping to lose so I will be forced to walk away. That ain't right, and I don't want to win and force somebody out for a month just to then lodge another ELE in hopes of losing. I hate seeing people leave this Board for any reason for any length of time.

I'm getting on Tim's nerves & Kori's nerves and I don't want to get booted off for good again. I hated that. I love this site. And there isn't a person here I wouldn't break bread with. Nary a one.

So I'll go for a month and settle down and give ST a break from all my happy horseshit.

Everybody

[NRHector]

Toilet just go you don't need the bet

[skut_farkus]

so cul' any biters on the ol' ELE??

[BlackSwordsMan]

lol

[dunkman]

'seppe is a gonner . . .

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

I'm cancelling the original ELE and instituting this Extinction Level Event. I'm going to go on hiatus until the first of February. I need a break and frankly this Board needs a break from me. I promised Kori years ago that I'd try mightily to recognize when I was being insufferable. I'm being insufferable. I'm not capitulating on the issues that confront us, and my varied stances, but, I am capitulating to my inability to conduct myself in a civil manner on many of them. That's not fair of me. And I don't want to go thru a game tomorrow night hoping to lose so I will be forced to walk away. That ain't right, and I don't want to win and force somebody out for a month just to then lodge another ELE in hopes of losing. I hate seeing people leave this Board for any reason for any length of time.

I'm getting on Tim's nerves & Kori's nerves and I don't want to get booted off for good again. I hated that. I love this site. And there isn't a person here I wouldn't break bread with. Nary a one.

So I'll go for a month and settle down and give ST a break from all my happy horseshit.

Everybody


:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao :lmao

[Spur_Fanatic]

Should have accepted, even without Kori's vouche.

Oh, well.

[dunkman]

Muser took that bet too . . .
Spurs 93
Mavs 71

[Leetonidas]

lol too pussy to take swords/muser's challenge

[monosylab1k]

I'm cancelling the original ELE and instituting this Extinction Level Event. I'm going to go on hiatus until the first of February. I need a break and frankly this Board needs a break from me. I promised Kori years ago that I'd try mightily to recognize when I was being insufferable. I'm being insufferable. I'm not capitulating on the issues that confront us, and my varied stances, but, I am capitulating to my inability to conduct myself in a civil manner on many of them. That's not fair of me. And I don't want to go thru a game tomorrow night hoping to lose so I will be forced to walk away. That ain't right, and I don't want to win and force somebody out for a month just to then lodge another ELE in hopes of losing. I hate seeing people leave this Board for any reason for any length of time.

I'm getting on Tim's nerves & Kori's nerves and I don't want to get booted off for good again. I hated that. I love this site. And there isn't a person here I wouldn't break bread with. Nary a one.

So I'll go for a month and settle down and give ST a break from all my happy horseshit.

Everybody

I wish I were an Oscar Meyer weiner...

[Giuseppe]

I wish I were an Oscar Meyer weiner....

You quit.

[monosylab1k]

...that is what I'd truly like to be....

[Giuseppe]

...that is what I'd truly like to be....

I'm a trend setter.

I set trends.

[monosylab1k]

...cuz if I were an Oscar Meyer weiner....

[Giuseppe]

...cuz if I were an Oscar Meyer weiner....

I'm a trend setter.

I set trends.

[monosylab1k]

....everyone would be in love with me!

[Giuseppe]

....everyone would be in love with me!

I'm a trend setter.

I set trends.

[Killakobe81]

I'm a trend setter.

I set trends.

Cully, quit with this ELE stuff.

You are a regular contributor here, and when you are not the forum is lacking. Sure your shit can be repetitive at times ...but you are most entertaining posters ...

[Giuseppe]

Cully, quit with this ELE stuff.

You are a regular contributor here, and when you are not the forum is lacking. Sure your shit can be repetitive at times ...but you are most entertaining posters ...

What are you implying, Killa?

Don't start your shit with me today. I ain't in the mood.

[jag]

I'm a trend setter.

I set trends.

http://www.codeleakers.com/images/smilies/pedobear.gif

[Killakobe81]

What are you implying, Killa?

Don't start your shit with me today. I ain't in the mood.

WTF?

I am saying that you should stop making bets to stop posting, because the forum is less entertaining without you here ...

Who pissed in your corn flakes? I extend an olive branch and you talking shit?! And when do I start with you anyways?

[Giuseppe]

WTF?

I am saying that you should stop making bets to stop posting, because the forum is less entertaining without you here ...

Who pissed in your corn flakes? I extend an olive branch and you talking shit?! And when do I start with you anyways?

I'm very raw and senstive. I'm being put upon on several sides and I mistakenly took umbrage at you, Killa.

I apologize.

[Killakobe81]

I'm very raw and senstive. I'm being put upon on several sides and I mistakenly took umbrage at you, Killa.

I apologize.

Dont let em get to you cully, their attacks you should take as a compliment. It's not exactly the same, but SIMILAR to the Kobe hate. If you did not matter they would not mention you as often as they do. They may not admit it but they post becuz you matter, they wouldn't if you did not ...

[Stalin]

I'm very raw and senstive. I'm being put upon on several sides and I mistakenly took umbrage at you, Killa.

I apologize.

you suck!

[jag]

I'm very raw and senstive.

Now you know what your many young victims felt like.

[Giuseppe]

Now you know what your many young victims felt like.

You should go back and fuck your mother some more.

[Giuseppe]

Dont let em get to you cully, their attacks you should take as a compliment. It's not exactly the same, but SIMILAR to the Kobe hate. If you did not matter they would not mention you as often as they do. They may not admit it but they post becuz you matter, they wouldn't if you did not ...

Not them. The old lady tried to make me Oscar Meyer Bacon this morning. I'm strictly a Farmland Bacon fellow.

[monosylab1k]

My bologna has a first name...

[Giuseppe]

My bologna has a first name...

I'm a trend setter.

I set trends.

[monosylab1k]

...it's O-S-C-A-R...

[Killakobe81]

not them. The old lady tried to make me oscar meyer bacon this morning. I'm strictly a farmland bacon fellow.

lol ...

[Giuseppe]

...it's O-S-C-A-R...

I'm a trend setter.

I set trends.

[Spur_Fanatic]

I'm very raw and senstive. I'm being put upon on several sides and I mistakenly took umbrage at you, Killa.

I apologize.

Fag :hat

[Giuseppe]

Fag :hat

Perhaps, but, you're a chickenshit.

:lmao

[Spur_Fanatic]

:lol

Oh, man. I have to admit it was boring without you.

To those that talk about the ELE, we never ended up agreeing on it, so culby could return whenever he wanted to.

[Giuseppe]

:lol

Oh, man. I have to admit it was boring without you.

To those that talk about the ELE, we never ended up agreeing on it, so culby could return whenever he wanted to.

I don't need you to sanction my return, SF. It was my ELE.

[Spur_Fanatic]

http://darkub.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/emo-bob.jpg

Who killed culby and sent back his emo clone instead?
:ihit:ihit:ihit:ihit:ihit:ihit:nope:nope:nope:ihit :ihit:ihit:ihit:ihit:ihit

[Stalin]

^ :lol

[Monostradamus]

I don't need you to sanction my return, SF. It was my ELE.

You quit the forums and then you quit on your commitment.

All you had was your balls and your word, and you didn't break em for no one. Until you did. Now you're another nobody on the streets, you quitter.

[Giuseppe]

You quit the forums and then you quit on your commitment.

All you had was your balls and your word, and you didn't break em for no one. Until you did. Now you're another nobody on the streets, you quitter.

My ass.

You quit.

[Giuseppe]

http://darkub.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/emo-bob.jpg

Who killed culby and sent back his emo clone instead?
:ihit:ihit:ihit:ihit:ihit:ihit:nope:nope:nope:ihit :ihit:ihit:ihit:ihit:ihit

Please. You didn't even have the compunction to see the ELE thru. You stepped out the side door at the last moment claiming the Ellis girl didn't return your e-mail.

Shame, shame, everybody knows your name.

[Spur_Fanatic]

She did return the email.

She just didn't want to vouch for you.

[mavs>spurs]

I'm very raw and senstive. I'm being put upon on several sides and I mistakenly took umbrage at you, Killa.

I apologize.

:cry awww suck it up you pussy you didn't even cry like this when the vietcong beat ya

[midnightpulp]

Culburn's self-ban lasted what, a week? Pussy.

[Giuseppe]

Culburn's self-ban lasted what, a week? Pussy.


It's my ELE. It was my choice. My province. Mine & mine alone.

[mavs>spurs]

culburn calling someone else a quitter is like kobe telling a teammate to stop hogging the ball

[Giuseppe]

Mono quitPERIOD

[Stalin]

culburn calling someone else a quitter is like kobe telling a teammate to stop hogging the ball

the goods

[Spur_Fanatic]

I forgive you, Culby.

And I let you post again.

Go forth, for I set trends.

[Giuseppe]

the goods

Hush. Just go back and fuck your mother some more.

[midnightpulp]

It's my ELE. It was my choice. My province. Mine & mine alone.

Pussy.

[Giuseppe]

Pussy.

You don't have to like it, daddy. You just have to take it.

tee, hee.

[mavs>spurs]

You don't have to like it, daddy. You just have to take it.

tee, hee.

it looks like you're taking it from the entire forum today to me.

YEEEHAWWWW!! ride that bull! smack dat ass!

[Giuseppe]

it looks like you're taking it from the entire forum today to me.

YEEEHAWWWW!! ride that bull! smack dat ass!

lmcontrollinao!!!

[mavs>spurs]

ya better look around, in one of the threads i'm about to beat the bull. i ain't tellin which one.

[Giuseppe]

ya better look around, in one of the threads i'm about to beat the bull. i ain't tellin which one.

Be gentle, but, not too gentle.

tee, hee.

[Killakobe81]

You don't have to like it, daddy. You just have to take it.

tee, hee.

Treat em like choo-choo and Kobe, Cully

And if they ask for "quarter" ... give them none.

[monosylab1k]

...it's O-S-C-A-R...

my bologna has a second name...

[Giuseppe]

Now one man sleeps...