The Cop-Out

[monosylab1k]

So at 8:32 PM CST, I create this thread, encouraging posters to engage in catchphrase babble with Cubby for prizes.

http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=189028

Everybody is curious as to why Cully is taking so damn long to return, we all want this rodeo to get going!

Well just a few minutes ago I discovered this edit to 'eppe's ELE bet thread.

Mind you he edited this post at 8:49 PM CST. AFTER the Rodeo thread was created.

http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=189000



I'm cancelling the original ELE and instituting this Extinction Level Event. I'm going to go on hiatus until the first of February. I need a break and frankly this Board needs a break from me. I promised Kori years ago that I'd try mightily to recognize when I was being insufferable. I'm being insufferable. I'm not capitulating on the issues that confront us, and my varied stances, but, I am capitulating to my inability to conduct myself in a civil manner on many of them. That's not fair of me. And I don't want to go thru a game tomorrow night hoping to lose so I will be forced to walk away. That ain't right, and I don't want to win and force somebody out for a month just to then lodge another ELE in hopes of losing. I hate seeing people leave this Board for any reason for any length of time.

I'm getting on Tim's nerves & Kori's nerves and I don't want to get booted off for good again. I hated that. I love this site. And there isn't a person here I wouldn't break bread with. Nary a one.

So I'll go for a month and settle down and give ST a break from all my happy horseshit.

Everybody

Someone's scared to be the bull in our lil' rodeo, fellas.

:lmao

The Cop-Out

[ElNono]

The Recapitulation

[NRHector]

He'll be back tomorrow

[monosylab1k]

I sent his ass to the Tree Of Woe when I ELE'd him during a Rockets/Lakers game.

I Trojan Horse'd his ass into oblivion with The Surrender.

And now I've induced The Cop-Out.

I own Cubby's geriatric ass. He holds out his liver spotted hands and eats only what I put in it, which is usually a pile of horse shit.

[redzero]

:lol admitting that he keeps posting even though he has nothing to say
:lol needing two days to answer a yes or no question
:lol sleeping in his home alone with a gun in his bed
:lol dominated more in the last two weeks than he ever has been before

[ElNono]

He's not a terrible guy... he just picked his allegiances very poorly, tbh

[pass1st]

ELE bets for when he comes back?

[monosylab1k]

:lol admitting that he keeps posting even though he has nothing to say
:lol needing two days to answer a yes or no question
:lol sleeping in his home alone with a gun in his bed
:lol dominated more in the last two weeks than he ever has been before

He's never experienced this type of humiliation and ownage ever in his internet career. This is basically his way of saying we win.

[JamStone]

The Vanishing

Sounds like an M. Night Shyamalan film title.

[rayjayjohnson]

:lmao

[NRHector]

He's not a terrible guy... he just picked his allegiances very poorly, tbhthe Gay Allegiance

[#41 Shoot Em Up]

Faggot making a faggot thread

[monosylab1k]

Faggot making a faggot thread

nlgga the mavs are champs and you still beefin with us. let's bury the hatchet on this shit right now, b.

[redzero]

Whenever he posts "please," it means we win.

Don't repeat his catchphrases; just keep hounding him for his idiocy and hypocrisy, and he will start saying "please" in no time.

[#41 Shoot Em Up]

nlgga the mavs are champs and you still beefin with us. let's bury the hatchet on this shit right now, b.

I'll squash it..... no more beef between us my man.

[mavs>spurs]

Don't forget to suck the balls mono said, crawl faggot.

[Ace]

:lmao

[mavs>spurs]

It's hilarious because me and DoK were just talking about how we thought Cubby was going to break soon the other day. And it happened. Tee hee.

[DMC]

I was at Lowe's today, they were fresh out of jacks and timbers they said.

[mavs>spurs]

I was at Lowe's today, they were fresh out of jacks and timbers they said.

Shipment arrives next month imho.

[ElNono]

sup Y.H.

[mavs>spurs]

sup programming be@ner, i need you to write me a program to make some automatic replies with pre-programmed catch phrases for when Giuseppe get's back. I wanna win da rodeo imho.

[ElNono]

sup programming be@ner, i need you to write me a program to make some automatic replies with pre-programmed catch phrases for when Giuseppe get's back. I wanna win da rodeo imho.

you really want that naruto doll? :lol

IMO, Victor is going to come back with fresh material

[mavs>spurs]

yup, he's brainstorming. that's why we don't let him out of this one, nuh uh. when he comes back we hit him with The Rodeo. Whatever he comes back with will get tired and old so quickly he'll be fuckeddd again :lol

fa8royC26EQ

Come on and do the rodeo!

[redzero]

I'm guessing that this is explains luva's desperateness in that other thread. He gets a PM from Culburn about leaving, then he tries to lash at everybody who was mean to Ol' Cully for revenge.

[LnGrrrR]

That Lakers/Rockets ELE was classic.

[Giuseppe]

Whenever he posts "please," it means we win.

Don't repeat his catchphrases; just keep hounding him for his idiocy and hypocrisy, and he will start saying "please" in no time.

:lmao

[Stalin]

^ why you still here, scrah

[monosylab1k]

:lmao Cubby missed being pounded in the ass by us so much that he came back early.

The Broken Promise.

[jag]

The Shameful Return

[Giuseppe]

^ why you still here, scrah

It's my ELE. And as such I granted myself early return. It's well within the rights of The ELE.

[monosylab1k]

It's my ELE. And as such I granted myself early return. It's well within the rights of The ELE.

It's okay Cubby, we all knew you were coming back early. You couldn't stay away for a month if you tried.

[Giuseppe]

It's okay Cubby, we all knew you were coming back early. You couldn't stay away for a month if you tried.

Not necessa. I was well within my rights to return early.

[monosylab1k]

Not necessa. I was well within my rights to return early.

Because you couldn't stay away, not even if you tried.

[Giuseppe]

Because you couldn't stay away, not even if you tried.

That's a moot point. I could return at my discretion under the articles of The ELE. And that is what I chose to do.

[Brazil]

Cul won

this thread is like we are begging him to return

[Giuseppe]

Cul won

this thread is like we are begging him to return

Thank you, Bra.

[monosylab1k]

That's a moot point. I could return at my discretion under the articles of The ELE. And that is what I chose to do.

Nevertheless, you quit on us, then you quit on your commitment. You quit, and you've no room.

[Stalin]

culburn always quits, its his religion

[Giuseppe]

Nevertheless, you quit on us

No way.

You and you alone quit.

[Brazil]

Thank you, Bra.

:toast

tough loss for your team yesterday... 20 pts... portland is beasting but at least you have Irving, the kid is for real

[Giuseppe]

:toast

tough loss for your team yesterday... 20 pts... portland is beasting but at least you have Irving, the kid is for real

I never defend my fandom.

It's my religion.

[WeNeedLength]

The Premature Ejaculation.

[Giuseppe]

Me & my mother, The Premature Ejaculation.

:lmao

[Hemotivo]

The Vanishing

Sounds like an M. Night Shyamalan film title.

:lol

[mavs>spurs]

everybody, smack that ass while you're riding the bull it helps you to establish dominance. everyone get you a piece, make that 'seppe ass jiggle for big daddy Y.H. we runnin you outta town boy

[Giuseppe]

everybody, smack that ass while you're riding the bull it helps you to establish dominance. everyone get you a piece, make that 'seppe ass jiggle for big daddy Y.H. we runnin you outta town boy

Oh, Lord, you read my Penthouse letter from the June '99 issue.

[mavs>spurs]

look at you pathetic motherfucker, couldn't even stay away for the whole month. we really put you between a rock and a hard place huh, you had to choose between your feelings at the place that means so much to your sad life :lmao

[NRHector]

:wakeup

[Stalin]

The Double Quit

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

look at you pathetic motherfucker, couldn't even stay away for the whole month. we really put you between a rock and a hard place huh, you had to choose between your feelings at the place that means so much to your sad life :lmao
:lmao

[Giuseppe]

:lmao

You're O & 43 and :lmao.

Please.