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[Heat Miser]

A long time ago..........

[DMC]

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[mouse]

A long time ago..........

Kori had a .............

[Magua]

case of jungle fever...

[JoeChalupa]

and the temperature was rising..

[cantthinkofanything]

MOgr9amtkeU

[mouse]

and the temperature was rising..

only to discover that the heat was coming from her.....

[cantthinkofanything]

only to discover that the heat was coming from her.....

because someone had crept up behind her and gave her a hot foot. Her flaming shoe...

[Carnie]

because someone had crept up behind her and gave her a hot foot. Her flaming shoe...

was the size of a football and as she was flapping to put it out...

[cantthinkofanything]

was the size of a football and as she was flapping to put it out...

flapping so fast that she began to rise off the ground...

[Gutter92]

close this retarded topic that nerds who daydream about her created and...

[baseline bum]

then she looked out the window to see a full-blown dog-orgy in the middle of the street. There must have been twenty of them...

[The Reckoning]

bitches

[cantthinkofanything]

doin it doggy style

[monosylab1k]

That's when DMC ran into the street wearing nothing but peanut butter on his tiny little dick...

[Frenzy]

Looked up at the sky and yelled..

[silverblk mystix]

"it was only a mission statement!"

[cantthinkofanything]

while ArtAngel weeped at the beauty and incoherence

[silverblk mystix]

...meanwhile, the dogs...

[Dude]

were barking up a storm until someone called it in and then all hell broke lose when...

[silverblk mystix]

yes, that tired old shit bag, Dirk...

[Magua]

While silverblk mystix was watching with mouth agape and cock in hand. This was a problem because...

[The_Worlds_finest]

http://nerdreactor.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/GeorgeTakei040611-thumb-550x311-60196.jpg
Hey Now

[baseline bum]

he was trying to videotape it, but couldn't hold the camera steady with one hand.

[DMC]

Three days later, in an Asian massage parlor...

[Magua]

Three days later, in an Asian massage parlor...

DMC was attempting to get a rub-and-tug, when the masseur noticed crusty peanut butter on his cock. Looking confused, the masseur...

[baseline bum]

was about to call his dog over to lick it off, but then realized he had him for lunch.

[pass1st]

Charles Barkley walked into the room with a weightwatchers T-shirt and yelled...

[mouse]

just then the phone rang..........

[DMC]

It was Magua's private investigator. It seems they found one of his people selling beads and a Jim Beam knockoff label outside the HEB in Boerne.

[mouse]

he was wearing...........

[DMC]

the dried child custard of a much larger man, but...

[mouse]

just then there was a loud .....

[cantthinkofanything]

queef

[The Reckoning]

from lakaluva's ass as he was hiding in his rectum a

[cantthinkofanything]

from lakaluva's ass as he was hiding in his rectum a

a mason jar filled with whiskey and regret

[silverblk mystix]

a mason jar filled with whiskey and regret

and...

a full size poster of Kobe wearing an all white caballero getup-but deep inside his rectum there was also a...

[cantthinkofanything]

Stretch Armstrong doll painted in blackface

[BlackSwordsMan]

hung it self with its own arms

[cantthinkofanything]

amd escaped out of the gaping anus wearing nothing but his wrestling tights and a smile made of bad intent

[silverblk mystix]

but deep in his innards via sphincter- there was one sizable item left...

[cantthinkofanything]

but deep in his innards via sphincter- there was one sizable item left...

a condom filled with orphan tears

[DMC]

stuffed inside a black..

[cantthinkofanything]

stuffed inside a black..

dildo coated in baby oil and ill will

[stretch]

dildo coated in baby oil and ill will

which DMC proceeded to ram in and out of his ass at an incredible rate, never done before by any human...

[silverblk mystix]

which DMC proceeded to ram in and out of his ass at an incredible rate, never done before by any human...

...until STRETCH...bent over...and began to spell the word...

RUN very fast...


R-U-N...R-U-N...R-U-N-....

and then...

[cantthinkofanything]

Tony Parker turned the ball over again...

[silverblk mystix]

Tony Parker turned the ball over again...

...but Bonner saved the turnover and in one superhumanly fast motion, flicked a 38 foot game-winning three pointer....leaving Tony Parker wide-eyed and...

[marini martini]

bushy tailed.....

[mouse]

just then there was a loud noise.............

[cantthinkofanything]

queef

[JoeChalupa]

just then there was a loud noise.............

..and then came the relaxing feeling of letting one rip...but the stench..well it created....

[cantthinkofanything]

a mason jar filled with whiskey and regret

[Heat Miser]

suddenly the door flew open it was.........

[cantthinkofanything]

http://www.mts.net/~lmauthe1/Lori/lensquig.gif

[mouse]

there was an odor it smelled like..........

[cantthinkofanything]

http://www.celebitchy.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/laverneshirley.jpeg

[mouse]

just then a poster............

[The Reckoning]

wouldnt stop bumping this lame ass thread without directly contributing to it

[cantthinkofanything]

wouldnt stop bumping this lame ass thread without directly contributing to it

and the Spurs traded Parker for a big, Bonner lost his legs, Pop fired himself, and everyone lived happily ever after. The End.

[mouse]

two hours after what looked to be the end of this story another person posted that......

[George W Bush]

two hours after what looked to be the end of this story another person posted that......

his daddy convinced him to run for President again..

[mouse]

it was at that moment when marini martini showed up wearing only a .....