Shoot first, ask Kobe

[Spur_Fanatic]

http://espn.go.com/espn/story/_/id/7428242/kobe-bryant-relentless-shooting
Wont post the article, but follow the link. Nice read.

[Bill_Brasky]

What a faggot.

[lefty]

It boils down to .........


Come on Giuseppe, I know you want to say it


Say it, sista

[ElNono]

"Right now, Kobe Bryant allows me to coach him," Brown said the other day, and not kiddingly.

:wow :lmao

[rayjayjohnson]

"I should get an assist for that," Bryant said Wednesday from his car. "It's an intentional pass to oneself, so it's an assist. That way people can't say all I do is shoot."

what a cockhead.

[Spur_Fanatic]

Mind you, some of the article is Kobe just trolling.

[Jodelo]

It took photographers hours, but they were finally able to capture a Kobe Bryant pass.

:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao

[FkLA]

Yes, but Kobe, according to ESPN research, you have the highest "usage rate" -- that's the number of possessions a player uses per 40 minutes -- in the NBA. In fact, your usage rate (38.9) would be the highest in the 3-point era of NBA--

--"Yeah," he says. "And I also have five rings."

Yes, but Kobe, stats show that the Lakers are 29-4 when rising star center Andrew Bynum scores 20 points. Shouldn't it be a high priority for you to--

--"That's great. How many of those shots come from me kicking it to him for good looks when I'm being doubled?"

I thought it was a bullshit article as I was reading some of the quotes in there but its actually legit. Just confirms how big of a self-absorbed, me-first, faggot Kome is tbh.

[redzero]

It boils down to .........


Come on Giuseppe, I know you want to say it


Say it, sista

I'm sorry, Giuseppe isn't here right now. Would you like to leave a message?

[dylankerouac]

I ran into this article at ESPN and I thought it was a gag article after the first few sentences.


















Nope, that's Kobe.

[Dex]

Bryant believes in shot selection. He selects them all.

:lmao

[DeadlyDynasty]

FUCKING awesome. Kori, i need you to make me a Laker fan again--Stat

[redzero]

This article was hilarious. Almost like The Onion.

[Ace]

Kobe trolling par the course...

[DMC]

Author got pissed at Kobe's reaction to questions, decided to fuck him up in the article.

Cobbler agrees though:


Never meant to imply that. There is however a point where you bench someones ass or you cant go to him anymore. You toss it to Bynum or Pau or anyone for that matter a they go 1-8 or something you go elswhere. And its up to that player to step up and contribute in other areas. That goes for Kobe as well.

It's not over.

[Dex]

Nobody complains when I shoot 10 times. You don't hear ME complaining when I shoot 10 times. It just depends on the game, you know?"

This happened all of one time time during the 2010-2011 regular season, as well as one time during the 2009-2010 season, and the 2008-2009 season.

The Lakers went 2-1 in those games.

But I guess you can never say never.

[Amuseddaysleeper]

http://img691.imageshack.us/img691/6622/1302323030909.jpg

[Fenix]

" five rings bitches" - kobe

[TheMACHINE]

Kobe is a troll...got everyone trippin about 28 shots...then takes 29 shots the next day.

Everytime he takes a shot, he thinks "you mad?" LOL

[pass1st]

Kobe takes 25+ shots, shoots over 50%

GOAT :worthy:


Kobe takes 25+ shots, 43-48%

:lobt::lobt::lobt: suck it Spurs/Heat

Kobe takes 25+ shots, under 40%

Manu is better than Kobe :elephant

Kobe takes 25+ shots, under 30%

:madrun TRADE THE RAPIST :madrun