Los Angeles Jazz @ Portland Kneecappers

[pass1st]

Our honkies are heading to Portland, Kobe will shoot a comfortable 38% and Bynum will have another 20/20 while pushing Aldridge's shit back in.

Book it.

Also, 15% chance the Portland curse makes Bynum's knee explode.

[lil_penny]

Bynum will have another 20/20 while pushing Aldridge's shit back in.
.

wishful thinking:lol

[pass1st]

wishful thinking:lol

It's wishful thinking it won't happen.

[lil_penny]

im sure its going to be a good game either way though

[pass1st]

Tbh, everybody will want Lakers to win to shut Odenfan's ass up for a few days.

[NewcastleKEG]

Line is Lakers +3.5


What you guys think?

[Spur_Fanatic]

I want the Lakers to win, but Kobe to have a bad game.
(I have money on the Lakers)

[Killakobe81]

Line is Lakers +3.5


What you guys think?

I say give it we never play well there in the regular season ...but come playoffs we own the first round floppers ...:lol

[NewcastleKEG]

I want the Lakers to win, but Kobe to have a bad game.
(I have money on the Lakers)
My buddies trying to get me to put money on Lakers money line.

[Killakobe81]

Lakers play tough but blazers bench and crowd wears us down to end 3rd/start 4th ...and we lose by 8+ ...

[Banzai]

Denver game all over again.

[pass1st]

Denver game all over again.

First one or second one?

[pass1st]

game time

[ElNono]

this miami shit going overtime... smh

[Muser]

lol bynum/barnes pulled a kwame/walton.

[lefty]

Fuck Bosh




T-mac :lmao

[Muser]

damn both teams shooting crazy good.

[Banzai]

Both teams hot so far

[pass1st]

bull shit tnt showing this miami game instead of lakers

[Muser]

Lakers 10-11 and only up 1

[Banzai]

Lakers 10-11 and only up 1

Blazers hitting their shots also...good game so far

[lefty]

Sudden death baskets in OT would be awesome



IMO

[Black&Silver]

bynum dominating early

[Muser]

Bynums off the ball moving and positioning is reall good.

[ElNono]

goddamn TNT... Heat are winning the east, nobody cares

[ElNono]

world peace to the stands

[pass1st]

fuck you miami, fuck you hawks

[Fenix]

crofl tnt.

[Spur_Fanatic]

Holy shit, Kobe is being efficient.

[Jelloisjigglin]

fuck you miami, fuck you hawks

Son, this is what you get for not being in LA.

[ElNono]

end of 1st quarter Lakers up 31-27

[ElNono]

.

[pass1st]

Son, this is what you get for not being in LA.

I am in LA

[InRareForm]

I love living in Southern California.

Lakers/Blazers game from the start!

[ElNono]

KCAL9 is showing the game

[pass1st]

kcal just is down for some reason

[InRareForm]

Bynum would be having a monsterous stat game if the Blazers missed some shots. He only got 2 boards.

[lil_penny]

ok this is pissing me off now who gives a shit about this game lol

[pass1st]

ok this is pissing me off now who gives a shit about this game lol

if you guys lose, at least tlong will hide for a few days

[lefty]

Kobe !!!!

Wow





Wait....

[Jelloisjigglin]

kcal just is down for some reason

Really? It's fine for me.

[pass1st]

Really? It's fine for me.

time warner fucks up sometimes

[pass1st]

this gonna be one long, high scoring game

[lil_penny]

if you guys lose, at least tlong will hide for a few days

lol

well i found a feed here also

http://www.firstrowsports.tv/watch/101025/1/watch-portland-trailblazers-vs-los-angeles-lakers.html

[ElNono]

all tied up at 35, ft for portland

[pass1st]

oden looks like he aged

[pass1st]

lmao peace

[ElNono]

lol malfunctioning clock... FML

[Jelloisjigglin]

lol at that being offensive interference. WTF?

[TDfan2007]

:lol have the Blazers stopped anyone out there?

[Jelloisjigglin]

Matt bout to get crazy

[lefty]

Vbookie : 3rd OT ?

[rayjayjohnson]

Fuck having to listen to those fag laker commentators

[Banzai]

Fuck having to listen to those fag laker commentators

TnT has the game also

[rayjayjohnson]

Not on league pass son

[lefty]

Well at least we'll catch the 3rd OT of the Lakers - Blazers game



Hopefully

[Banzai]

Goaltending

[pass1st]

Fuck having to listen to those fag laker commentators

We have some of the best commentators tbh

[pass1st]

Bynum needs to practice FTs

[DPG21920]

Ya, Lakers commentators are tops.

[Jelloisjigglin]

This is the best Kobe has looked in a long while...

[pass1st]

god damn, bynum looks like he might be at risk

[lefty]

this is the best kobe has looked in a long while...

7/28 ?

[Jelloisjigglin]

crofl Bynum hurt?

[Banzai]

He's fine..supposedly lol

[DPG21920]

god damn, bynum looks like he might be at risk

huh?

[DAF86]

lol Bynum

[GoodOdor]

He's alright.

Lol ginobili.

[lil_penny]

lakers commentators are pretty solid imo

[pass1st]

Bynum 7-7, beasting while kobe getting his

[pass1st]

huh?

he looks like he tweaked his knee a little

[rayjayjohnson]

We have some of the best commentators tbh

No, they actually suck dicks on air.

Homer fags

[Banzai]

lakers commentators are pretty solid imo

Way better than clipper commentators tbh.

[Jelloisjigglin]

He's alright.

Lol ginobili.

:lol

[PGDynasty24]

Bynum and Kobe looking like a beastly duo.

[DPG21920]

:lmao Barkley. Reggie: "This is a big win for the Heat and a black eye for the Hawks". Chuck: "I wish I could punch them in the other eye" :lol

[Jelloisjigglin]

Way better than clipper commentators tbh.

Oh me, oh my!

[lefty]

:lmao Barkley. Reggie: "This is a big win for the Heat and a black eye for the Hawks". Chuck: "I wish I could punch them in the other eye" :lol

:lmao

[Bill_Brasky]

Laker commentators = class

Not even blue text either.

[pass1st]

No, they actually suck dicks on air.

Homer fags

You're a very small minority in that opinion, our commentators praise each team for plays and criticize LAL if they are messing up.

[DPG21920]

Ya, it's not really even close, LA's announcers are very good.

[Black&Silver]

lakers have pretty good commentators, they dont overreact to plays like other commentators.

[lefty]

I think Stu is awesome

[Spur_Fanatic]

What's with Kobe being efficient, damnit!
I neeed him to have at least 20 FGA, or he'll ruin my predictions!

[pass1st]

What's with Kobe being efficient, damnit!
I neeed him to have at least 20 FGA, or he'll ruin my predictions!

He'll have about 23, no less than 20. no worries

[rayjayjohnson]

You're a very small minority in that opinion, our commentators praise each team for plays and criticize LAL if they are messing up.

I'll stand corrected considering how many people seem t think they ae good, but they're pretty damned biased IMO. And they heap too much praise onto the rapist and burgers.

[Nathan89]

god damn, bynum looks like he might be at risk...


huh?

...of being traded for Howard.

[pass1st]

I'll stand corrected considering how many people seem t think they ae good, but they're pretty damned biased IMO. And they heap too much praise onto the rapist and burgers.

They do like Kobe, but they call him out when he's chucking brick after brick.

[Spur_Fanatic]

How is it that Bynum is not shooting more?!?

[pass1st]

How is it that Bynum is not shooting more?!?

They are doing a good job defending him with double teams.

[HarlemHeat37]

Lakers announcers have always been near the top of the best in the NBA, tbh..they are boring, but rarely biased..

[Nathan89]

Blazers taking the Lakers best punch.

Blazers win by 8+.

[DAF86]

Give me Sean everyday.

[Killakobe81]

Lakers announcers have always been near the top of the best in the NBA, tbh..they are boring, but rarely biased..

Most accurate take. Stu is "corny" but fair . But I grew up on Chick so almost everyone sucks compared to him tbh ...

[Jelloisjigglin]

Extemely quick PG schooling the Lakers, nothing new here.

[Killakobe81]

Pau should of never left ALdridge on that lob ...

But i love that look off the swing pass from fish to Pau they shoul do that more ...

Nice and one play by Wallace ...

[pass1st]

I sense a meltdown

[pass1st]

Damn, this is just a back and forth game

[Killakobe81]

Blazers running us off the court right now but game is still thre to be won ...

But brown has to be smart with his bench ...no wholesale changes ...

[lil_penny]

what a game so far

[Bill_Brasky]

Lakers getting torched by the fast pace game of Portland.

Bynum looks pretty beastly tho, grabbing a ton of boards.

[Killakobe81]

One thing I would love to see is Bynum and Pau developing as rotation defenders to be a "poor man's" Tim & dave ...

[InRareForm]

I jerk off a lot, but I just can't imagine the wear and tear on Kobe's wrist with basketball...

[Killakobe81]

I liked Felton from his UNC days ... thought we should of seeked him out as well ...

[BRHornet45]

sons the media is so shameless in their Kobe nut-hugging. if I hear them bring up his perfectly fine wrist as an excuse when he bricks shots as usual one more time ...

[Bill_Brasky]

LaMarcus!

[rayjayjohnson]

sons the media is so shameless in their Kobe nut-hugging. if I hear them bring up his perfectly fine wrist as an excuse when he bricks shots as usual one more time ...

This. Fag laker announcers won't shut up about it

[ElNono]

that nig GForce dominatin

[DPG21920]

Bynum getting frustrated with inexplicably no longer getting the ball. No coincidence it coincides with them losing their lead.

[ElNono]

:lmao Kobe with the chuckster

[lefty]

Kobe :lmao

[ElNono]

shooting from seattle

[pass1st]

lakers gettin tired

[Killakobe81]

Nice cram by Wallace ...

[Bill_Brasky]

Wtf Kobe. What a retarded fuck.

[lefty]

Tosb

[rayjayjohnson]

lol rapist

[DPG21920]

Lakers getting kobed

[BRHornet45]

:lmao Kobe with the chuckster

son its because of his wrist! he broke it in the shower when he was fingering his ass while thinking about Steve Blake and slipped and fell!

[rayjayjohnson]

Fuck I'd love for the nuggets to have them some Wallace. Big pickup last year imo

[Bill_Brasky]

Stop feeding Bynum, lose lead.

[Killakobe81]

Pau has to finish that should of dunked it

[Jelloisjigglin]

Damn, just can't buy one.

[rayjayjohnson]

Kobe is about to activate full chuck mode

[BRHornet45]

Wtf Kobe. What a retarded fuck.

son its because of his wrist though!!!

[Banzai]

Game over

[pass1st]

lol, typical turnovers fucking us up

[ElNono]

son its because of his wrist! he broke it in the shower when he was fingering his ass while thinking about Steve Blake and slipped and fell!

:rollin

[Bill_Brasky]

son its because of his wrist! he broke it in the shower when he was fingering his ass while thinking about Steve Blake and slipped and fell!

:lol

[rayjayjohnson]

Murphy actually looks retarded

[ElNono]

:cry but Kobe scored 28 :cry

[Killakobe81]

Wow Pau just fumbled the ball away twice. Kobe has had some shakey decisions lately ...but Portland has turned up their defense and Pau is shrinking from it ...

[ElNono]

10 point game

[ElNono]

what I hate about POR winning this is the tschlong spamming tbh

[Bill_Brasky]

Kobe is fucking selfish man. He plays like this in the playoffs and they're looking at another sweep.

[rayjayjohnson]

lol game over

[lefty]

Oh yeah

Lol
Refs bailing out Kobe

[DPG21920]

Wow Pau just fumbled the ball away twice. Kobe has had some shakey decisions lately ...but Portland has turned up their defense and Pau is shrinking from it ...

This is on kome. He chucked them out of it, got everyone upset and out of sync.

[Spur_Fanatic]

Thx God...

Kobe starts missing, so he shoots more to compensate...
I guess I'll win my 20 FGA bet.

[Banzai]

Game over!!

[rayjayjohnson]

what I hate about POR winning this is the tschlong spamming tbh

True.

I like this blazer team, but I do not like that single middle aged man

[ElNono]

Is Bynum playing?

[Killakobe81]

I told yall give up the 6 we will lose ...

Portland is younger and deeper if artest is throwing up bricks like that we won't win ...we have no reliable bench scorer. Pau or bynum needs to play with 2nd unit ...

[HarlemHeat37]

Tlong's shtick is the most consistent part of SpursTalk, tbh..he's been going hard for years..

[ElNono]

Tlong's shtick is the most consistent part of SpursTalk, tbh..he's been going hard for years..

For the first 2 months of the season anyways, tbh

[rayjayjohnson]

Tlong's shtick is the most consistent part of SpursTalk, tbh..he's been going hard for years..

But it's not even remotely funny shtick. I don't mind some repetitiveness, but at least make it amusing.

[angelbelow]

Is Bynum playing?

Half playing half watching

[lil_penny]

yea gotta love tlong hes been doin what he does best for years

[rayjayjohnson]

Being alone?

[Bill_Brasky]

This year tlong may actually be right, Blazers look awesome right now.

[lil_penny]

the games far from over we have been up by more than this going into the final mins of the 4th and kobes got hot and made a run

[lefty]

Tlong with 10 threads about the same game:

Wallace showing leadership this season

Matthews proving to be a more mature player


Thomas, Camby's experience a key factor in Blazers' win over Lakers


Felton getting more confortable this year

[Killakobe81]

This is on kome. He chucked them out of it, got everyone upset and out of sync.

yall just quick to throw hate Kobe was playing well I would only take away maybe 3 shots at most that he took this quarter.

[rayjayjohnson]

Felton is still fat

[pass1st]

Peace in there with the hard fouls

[ElNono]

Kobe sits down.. here comes the Lakers run

[rayjayjohnson]

World Peace my ass

[BRHornet45]

Oh yeah

Lol
Refs bailing out Kobe

son that has been the story of Kobe's career. anyone who understands the game of basketball more so than just your average fan who buys into everything ESPN and the rest of the sports media tells them knows that Kobe is the most overrated star in NBA history. the media desperately needed another "Jordan" and Kobe was their guy. he has been pushed to the top since day one without ever earning anything. he has never even been the clear cut, best player on his team. most athletic? sure ... but he was never the difference maker in any of the Lakers championships. the only thing that makes Kobe Bryant a threat is the free throw line .... and the NBA does everything they can to get him there to inflate his scoring numbers.

he is, always has been, and always will be nothing more than a glorified Tracy McGrady.

[Killakobe81]

How is aldridge wide open?

and wow Bynum has only 2 assists but to be fair we have plenty of brickers on our team.

[DPG21920]

yall just quick to throw hate Kobe was playing well I would only take away maybe 3 shots at most that he took this quarter.

Wow. Typical fan boy response. :cry Kobe hater

[pass1st]

They are doing everything they can to keep Bynum down

[rayjayjohnson]

That n!gga Aldridge looks like drake

[Killakobe81]

Damn JC shook Bynum ...

[pass1st]

Lucky ebanks there

[Killakobe81]

Wow. Typical fan boy response. :cry Kobe hater

LOL Kome ...

BTW, Phil Jackson was the correct response ... whomever called it in the ADS thread ...

[DPG21920]

I'll take Phil.

[InRareForm]

LOL at teams thinking alridge is like griffin with leaving him wide open for 15 footers.. fools

[ElNono]

:wow that was some 3

[pass1st]

damn nice 3

[ElNono]

Jamal ballin'

[Banzai]

Lololol

[Killakobe81]

Damn, JC when he is hot is a beast ...

[rayjayjohnson]

lol lakers are done

[pass1st]

tbh we are only winning this quarter with bynum + kobe working together. bynum draws in a lot of doubles

[Bill_Brasky]

Holy shit JC with the bomb.

[rayjayjohnson]

Omg the lakers announcers have a carl's junior burger break

bynum must be in paradise

[Killakobe81]

Thing is Im not even surprised ... we almost never win regular season games here. I was shocked we were winning.

[lil_penny]

hopefully we keep playing like this and kobe doesn't go crazy

[NASpurs]

tlong must be somewhere popping Viagra pills and masturbating furiously.

[rayjayjohnson]

Define crazy. Bricklayer crazy?

[Killakobe81]

Besides our lack of true starter at PG ...my biggest concern is we are not getting enough out of Pau ...we almost have reduced him to a Lamar role in the offense and that is a waste of his skills Bynum and Kobe especially need to get Pau engaged. We know a coach pushing him in the chest will not work ...:lol

[rayjayjohnson]

lol $6 burgers

[ElNono]

82 points after 3... that D has been lacking

[Jelloisjigglin]

LOL Peace is fucking horrible. Just get off the court please.

[rayjayjohnson]

lol Ron artest

[Killakobe81]

I would prefer Pau play with this lineup ...

[ElNono]

Thing is Im not even surprised ... we almost never win regular season games here. I was shocked we were winning.

Agree. Winning in POR is always a problem

[Jelloisjigglin]

LOL Peace is fucking horrible. Just get off the court please.

[ElNono]

:lol ebanks

[Killakobe81]

LOL Ebanks!!!! are you serious?!!

[InRareForm]

EBANKS hahah

[rayjayjohnson]

I think winning on the road will be a problem in general tis season

[rayjayjohnson]

ololololololol

[Jelloisjigglin]

lol wow

[DPG21920]

lol Ebanks with dunk lessons from mwp

[Spur_Fanatic]

tbh we are only winning this quarter with bynum + kobe working together. bynum draws in a lot of doubles

You depending on Kobe sharing the ball? :rollin

KOBE, DAMNIT! I HAVE MONEY ON THE LAKERS, YOU CHUCKER!
JUST GET TO 20 FGA, AND GIVE THE BALL TO BYNUM FROM NOW ON!

[rayjayjohnson]

aaaaahahahaha

[pass1st]

nice block

[ElNono]

Lakers showing a pulse... while Kobe sits

[rayjayjohnson]

Travel tbh

[jjktkk]

Besides our lack of true starter at PG ...my biggest concern is we are not getting enough out of Pau ...we almost have reduced him to a Lamar role in the offense and that is a waste of his skills Bynum and Kobe especially need to get Pau engaged. We know a coach pushing him in the chest will not work ...:lol

This will continue to be a problem. Neither Bynum, nor Gasol will ever be happy with their lack of touches. Lakers are better off trading Gasol.

[rayjayjohnson]

Terrible in transition

[rayjayjohnson]

This will continue to be a problem. Neither Bynum, nor Gasol will ever be happy with their lack of touches. Lakers are better off trading Gasol.

Who would want him. Real talk.

[pass1st]

lol blake

[InRareForm]

Kapono trying to do moves, this is comedy

[Spur_Fanatic]

Goddamnit. I hope Kobe enters again and shoot 2 more FGA.
That's 2 points I need on the NBA Contest.

[pass1st]

lol nice blake

[rayjayjohnson]

Alien looking fuck

[pass1st]

crawford just making it all

[pass1st]

finally a good stop

[Spur_Fanatic]

Damn, Brown. Give up, and give playing time to Kobe!
(I consider the money I have on the Lakers lost already, but I want to win some points on the betting ring we have here on the forums, at least)

[Killakobe81]

This will continue to be a problem. Neither Bynum, nor Gasol will ever be happy with their lack of touches. Lakers are better off trading Gasol.

There is enough touches for one heck maybe even both if we had a real PG ...but Pau should be playing more with the 2nd unit.

[rayjayjohnson]

Dude, what were you thinking laying money on the purple paupers in POR?

[Borosai]

Is anyone listening to coach Brown in the huddle? Poor guy.

[Pelicans78]

During that last timeout, I don't know whether I was listening to a team huddle or an episode of Good Times.

[DPG21920]

Lol Kobe and Bynum rolling their eyes at Brown in that huddle.

[Killakobe81]

How the fuck is Aldridge still wide open?

[Spur_Fanatic]

It was 20, on 2.5-1 odds.

Only on Bynum.

[InRareForm]

Ok That crawford signing is proving to be huge.

[ElNono]

game

[Banzai]

Lol...

[lil_penny]

crawford has been huge for us in the 4th this year

[pass1st]

they running away with the lead, need somebody to step up now or game is done

[rayjayjohnson]

game

...blouses

[Jelloisjigglin]

Pretty simple beating LA. Just continue to run, run and then run again.

[ElNono]

I always liked Jamal... he's just been on shit teams... maybe one day he can play on a contender...


















:lol

[Banzai]

they running away with the lead, need somebody to step up now or game is done

Game was over when the lakers were down 5

[BRHornet45]

Is anyone listening to coach Brown in the huddle? Poor guy.

dude is the biggest joke of a "coach" in the NBA. he's like some sports fan working at Foot Locker who they picked up to coach the team.

[Spur_Fanatic]

1 more FGA, Kobe.

Don't fucking fail me!

[ElNono]

Kobe back2back turnovers

[Killakobe81]

game over ... called this one ...

I dont think yall should shit on Brown he is trying to get his mesage across about defense. I also dont think you can judge our defense based on all the fastbreaks they are getting.

That being said who knows if he is the right man for this job. I had some serious doubts about it. But he has won me over slightly. But I am used to PJ and riley ...

[pass1st]

lal lookin sloppy

[BRHornet45]

sons I'm just shocked that Kobe is shooting 50%, but then again there is still time.

[Banzai]

Unfornate thing is that t-thong is going to post 7 threads regarding this game..

[ElNono]

Aldridge toying with Pau

[pass1st]

bynum gotta be the one defending aldridge

[rayjayjohnson]

Tlong won't stfu now

[InRareForm]

"Gerald all up in Kobe's belly" - stu lantz

pause

[pass1st]

tbh worst thing about losing this game will be that senile old man copy-pasting a dozen threads about portland foolsgold

[Bill_Brasky]

SF gettin his wish!

[ElNono]

sons I'm just shocked that Kobe is shooting 50%, but then again there is still time.

Son, tomorrow you'll hear the usual apologists... "he scored 30, he wasnt the problem :cry :cry "... Kobe 21 shots, Bynum/Pau 21... crofl

[Killakobe81]

Lakers need another shooter... badly

[rayjayjohnson]

Blocked by oldest man in the nba

Time to retire, rapist

[rayjayjohnson]

That frontrunner lil Wayne will be abandoning the lakers now tbh

[Killakobe81]

About freaking time PAU!!!!! jeez!!!

[ElNono]

shit flop by batum

[Bill_Brasky]

Shit call.

[Spur_Fanatic]

YES! THANK GOD FOR KOBE AND HIS SELFISHNESS!

+20 FGA bet on the bag

[Jelloisjigglin]

lol, Blazers fans are fucking loud.

[rayjayjohnson]

Homer laker announcers right there