IronMaxipad
01-06-2012, 02:55 PM
So I like having the occasional house party. I like getting all my crew up, getting some booze, putting some music on and everyone chatting and getting to know each other just chillin and shit.
And a large majority of the time that's how it goes. But occasionally someone will turn up with, of course, a fucking guitar.
Some of my friends are in garage bands and shit so they like to bring their guitars to parties and sit around having a 'jam', but the inevitable result of this is that everyone else at the party feels obliged to sit down, shut up and only open their mouth when a song is finished to tell the player how fantastic it was. You can't really talk over someone playing the guitar because it's rude and I've been told it's rude at my own parties by guitar players. But you can sit down and play a guitar over the top of people talking till they stop and give your ego a nice big wank when you're done. The inevitable result of guitars at parties is the few people who can actually play them becoming the focus of attention.
I've tried asking them not to bring them. They show up anyway. And if you ask them to go and play somewhere else they inevitably turn up in the living room or hallway again.
Fuck guitars at parties, guitars should be banned at all parties. Am I alone on this? Because I've received some backlash by banning them.
And why is it the only fucking song they know how to play is wonderwall?
TOODAY IS GONNA BE THE DAY THAT YOUR Ssomethin..somethin..BACK TO YOU
BY NOW YOU SHOULDA FOUND OUT siszosfs WHAT YOU HAD TO DO
I DON'T BELIEVE THAT ANYBOOOOOODY FEELS THE WAY I DO
*whole party chimes in*
ABOUT YOU NOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWW
YOU'RE MY WONDERRRWAAAALLLLLLLLLLLL
fucking kill me
And a large majority of the time that's how it goes. But occasionally someone will turn up with, of course, a fucking guitar.
Some of my friends are in garage bands and shit so they like to bring their guitars to parties and sit around having a 'jam', but the inevitable result of this is that everyone else at the party feels obliged to sit down, shut up and only open their mouth when a song is finished to tell the player how fantastic it was. You can't really talk over someone playing the guitar because it's rude and I've been told it's rude at my own parties by guitar players. But you can sit down and play a guitar over the top of people talking till they stop and give your ego a nice big wank when you're done. The inevitable result of guitars at parties is the few people who can actually play them becoming the focus of attention.
I've tried asking them not to bring them. They show up anyway. And if you ask them to go and play somewhere else they inevitably turn up in the living room or hallway again.
Fuck guitars at parties, guitars should be banned at all parties. Am I alone on this? Because I've received some backlash by banning them.
And why is it the only fucking song they know how to play is wonderwall?
TOODAY IS GONNA BE THE DAY THAT YOUR Ssomethin..somethin..BACK TO YOU
BY NOW YOU SHOULDA FOUND OUT siszosfs WHAT YOU HAD TO DO
I DON'T BELIEVE THAT ANYBOOOOOODY FEELS THE WAY I DO
*whole party chimes in*
ABOUT YOU NOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWW
YOU'RE MY WONDERRRWAAAALLLLLLLLLLLL
fucking kill me