rayjayjohnson
01-07-2012, 05:51 PM
PHOENIX, AZ - The collective asshole of the entire Trail Blazers squad was quivering today after an extreme buttfucking at the hands of the TSOB-led Phoenix Suns.
Fossilised Duke-alumi Grant Hill had 3 blocks as the Arizona team ran away with the game, holding the Blazers to just 55 points in the first 3 quarters.
"Man, we tore that asshole up," said newly-acquired scrub Shannon Brown "I haven't felt that good since I nailed that piece on Basketball Wives."
Even Steve Nash was upbeat, saying after the game "If they're best in the west, I should be Defensive Player of the Year. Real talk, they sucked balls."
In other news, Portland, OR police have launched a missing persons investigation into the whereabouts of one 'Tlong', known locally as a pathetic middle-aged Blazer fan. Acquaintances reported him missing after he failed to report to an Internet-based forum with a swag of posts about how much his team got buttfucked. Upon his return, police expect to charge him with spamming offences. Current thoughts on his whereabouts centre around a theory he blew out his knee in the bathroom and no one was around to find him.
Fossilised Duke-alumi Grant Hill had 3 blocks as the Arizona team ran away with the game, holding the Blazers to just 55 points in the first 3 quarters.
"Man, we tore that asshole up," said newly-acquired scrub Shannon Brown "I haven't felt that good since I nailed that piece on Basketball Wives."
Even Steve Nash was upbeat, saying after the game "If they're best in the west, I should be Defensive Player of the Year. Real talk, they sucked balls."
In other news, Portland, OR police have launched a missing persons investigation into the whereabouts of one 'Tlong', known locally as a pathetic middle-aged Blazer fan. Acquaintances reported him missing after he failed to report to an Internet-based forum with a swag of posts about how much his team got buttfucked. Upon his return, police expect to charge him with spamming offences. Current thoughts on his whereabouts centre around a theory he blew out his knee in the bathroom and no one was around to find him.