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pass1st
01-07-2012, 06:12 PM
"Back in my day, we lost to the good teams and beat the bad ones" -Oden


Greg Oden believes the current Portland Trailblazer team needs to "thug it up".


By Kerry Eggers
The Portland Tribune, Jan 7, 2012, Updated 7.5 hours ago
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"Them foos [Portland Trailblazers] ain't got heart" says Oden while waiting for his sponge bath. "Back in my day, we lost to the good teams and beat the bad teams. These pieces of shit got it twisted around and spread their cheeks for Steve 'Broken Nose' Nash to give them a wakeup drill to the ass. How teams be taking us seriously when we giving up easy games to teams that play less defense than a white girl cornered by Kobe Bryant?"

Oden followed up in a few hours, apparently calling our headquarters while intoxicated. "Put my ass in a wheel chair and I'll get 20 blocks on that honkey Nash boy. Fuck those 'non-issue' Blazer fans, we just got raped by the motherfucking Suns. I'll bend Wallace over my knee and show him who the daddy is on this team. That Aldridge faggot can suck a chode, trade him for Jim Flunking. Fuck the Blazers I'm taking my talent to a real team, like the Jazz." Oden then followed up by texting us pictures of him naked with a caption that read "'sup?".

DPG21920
01-07-2012, 06:15 PM
Don't cuss in the thread titles. Now I have to change that in a little while.

pass1st
01-07-2012, 06:17 PM
My bad, changed it

rayjayjohnson
01-07-2012, 06:28 PM
:lmao

Nice work

jeebus
01-07-2012, 06:34 PM
Great article. It's nice to hear Odone's side every now and then.

rayjayjohnson
01-07-2012, 06:37 PM
I wonder if oden felt the kneed to write that article?

His favourite part of making bread is kneeding the dough.

When he goes to the doctor he's scared of kneedles.