Tebow 3:16..

[HarlemHeat37]

Tebow threw for 316 yards..

Rothlisberger's interception came on 3rd and 16..

Steelers time of possession was 31 minutes and 6 seconds..

:wow..

[HarlemHeat37]

http://sepetjian.files.wordpress.com/2011/12/tebow-john-316.jpg

[DeadlyDynasty]

I wonder what Kyle Orton's thinking right now as he watches this:lol. Dude is probably downing a bag of Funyuns and drinking Jim Beam out of the bottle, muttering obscenities under his breath

[JMarkJohns]

Thou Shalt Not Steel is Exodus 20:15

Exodus means exit, which is what happened to those Steeling.

Add the Broncos win tally to both the chapter and verse and you have 21:16. God mandated that 2 shall become 1, so 2+1 is added, you get 3:16.

This is as fun as it is absurd, of course.

[Roddy Beaubois]

average yards per pass was 31.6
John told him to pull trigger.
Refs names were Matthew, Mark, Luke, & John

[HarlemHeat37]

:lol I bet Blake is loving this, tbh..

[ducks]

you know what tebow breaks records with class \saints do not

[DeadlyDynasty]

you know what tebow breaks records with class \saints do not

ducks with the goods:tu

[Spursfan092120]

lol..this is awesome.
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[Blake]

:lol I bet Blake is loving this, tbh..

the goods :tu

[Texas Chili Dog]

Demaryius Thomas, the target for the game winner, was born on Christmas. :lol

fuck Teblow

[LakerHater]

http://i42.tinypic.com/5ph5k4.jpg

http://px9.funformobile.com/d/169/61/1fjdcjav7c/timtebow.gif

[LakerHater]

http://a2.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/s320x320/387804_2490100019550_1464231999_32074554_310301039 _n.jpg

[GuerillaBlack]

This shit is getting weird now.

[LakerHater]

This shit is getting weird now.
It'l end next week

[manufan10]

It'l end next week

That's what everyone said last week.

:lol

[Blake]

I bought gas for $3.16 a gallon yesterday.

The name of the clerk I gave my cash to was Juan.

Weird.

[HarlemHeat37]

Apparently, the TV ratings for the game peaked at 31.6..

K..

[underdawg]

@KevinDing
KEVIN DING Kobe watched Tebow today: "The guy wins. If he was an a------, he'd tell everyone to kiss his ass."
http://losangeles.sbnation.com/los-angeles-lakers/2012/1/9/2693342/kobe-bryant-tim-tebow-ass-kissing-lakers-broncos-nfl-playoffs-steelers-roethlisberger-evil

[DMC]

This kind of shit makes it much more mentally satisfying to be atheist.

[Roddy Beaubois]

Apparently, the TV ratings for the game peaked at 31.6..


:lmao

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

This reminds me of that retarded Jim Carey movie about the number 23

[LakerHater]

http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRXJQMHrJVInyJRb7lY3kLt58Bz2F9Cu WiGKbSc1iBMVqrMRVsoGQ-2o9jn1g

[DeadlyDynasty]

^
:lmao

[LakerHater]

http://a6.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc7/388197_10150585227263455_286845273454_11278236_181 972580_n.jpg

[mingus]

i heard he averaged 31.6 yards per pass too.

[Trainwreck2100]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ywHh69CbQ8&feature=g-trend&context=G2a8c86fYTAAAAAAAMAA
its stuck at 316 views

[DMC]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lpjRp9O620Q&feature=related

And this one is stuck at 329. If you do enough of them with the 300+/- glitch, you will eventually get 316, 310, 312, 329, etc...

[manufan10]

Here's one more unbelievable stat: John Ourand of Sports Business Journal reports that the final quarter-hour television rating for the Broncos-Steelers game was, you guessed it, 31.6.

http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/nfl-shutdown-corner/tebow-time-three-3-16-references-boffo-tv-172145772.html

[mingus]

Steelers possession time? you guessed it 31.06 minutes. :lmao

[spurs_fan_in_exile]

I really really hope this is all just a big build up for a huge heel turn by Tebow starting with him blasting his own mother with a steel chair during a Superbowl commercial, screaming, "YOU SHOULDA KILLED ME WHEN YOU HAD THE CHANCE!" at her, flicking her off, and guzzling a couple of beers over her unconscious body. I would buy 100 Tebow jerseys if he does this.

[Blake]

Steelers possession time? you guessed it 31.06 minutes. :lmao

What does john 31:06 say

[Crookshanks]

I really really hope this is all just a big build up for a huge heel turn by Tebow starting with him blasting his own mother with a steel chair during a Superbowl commercial, screaming, "YOU SHOULDA KILLED ME WHEN YOU HAD THE CHANCE!" at her, flicking her off, and guzzling a couple of beers over her unconscious body. I would buy 100 Tebow jerseys if he does this.

You are a very sick, disturbed person.

[Blake]

You are a very sick, disturbed person.

You and Tebow are both adults with the same imaginary friend

Kookoo

[Kirk Nowitzki]

I really really hope this is all just a big build up for a huge heel turn by Tebow starting with him blasting his own mother with a steel chair during a Superbowl commercial, screaming, "YOU SHOULDA KILLED ME WHEN YOU HAD THE CHANCE!" at her, flicking her off, and guzzling a couple of beers over her unconscious body. I would buy 100 Tebow jerseys if he does this.

Hell I'd buy 316 Tebow jerseys if he did that.

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

You and Tebow are both adults with the same imaginary friend

Kookoo
:lmao

[Crookshanks]

You and Tebow are both adults with the same imaginary friend

Kookoo

Make sure you say that when you kneel before Jesus Christ - "but, but, but... I thought you were imaginary." You'll have lots of time to think about it while you're burning in imaginary hell.

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

Make sure you say that when you kneel before Jesus Christ - "but, but, but... I thought you were imaginary." You'll have lots of time to think about it while you're burning in imaginary hell.
:lmao:lmao:lmao bible thumper

[Crookshanks]

:lmao:lmao:lmao bible thumper

Yep - and proud of it! Keep laughing - we'll see who has the last laugh - but if I'm right, you won't be laughing.

[DeadlyDynasty]

Thank you, crookshanks...you've made my night:lol

[baseline bum]

Kneel before Jesus? Jesus is a fag, or what?

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

Yep - and proud of it! Keep laughing - we'll see who has the last laugh - but if I'm right, you won't be laughing.
If you're right then I'll gladly spend my eternity in hell if in order to get to heaven I had to worship a sociopathic homophobe who only lets people into heaven for worshiping him. Your version of god or jesus seems like a real asshole tbh.

[baseline bum]

If you're right then I'll gladly spend my eternity in hell if in order to get to heaven I had to worship a sociopathic homophobe who only lets people into heaven for worshiping him. Your version of god or jesus seems like a real asshole tbh.

Really, who wants to spend eternity in a relationship with someone whose self-esteem is so poor as god's? I'd take my chances in hell knowing I could at least get a decent beer and a table dance.

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

Really, who wants to spend eternity in a relationship with someone whose self-esteem is so poor as god's? I'd take my chances in hell knowing I could at least get a decent beer and a table dance.
And in hell, if you accidentally get someone pregnant, she could get an abortion. Heck, hell encourages abortions according the bible thumpers.

[baseline bum]

It's going to be funny the first time Tebow is caught with a dead hooker.

[mingus]

God threads attract athiests like flies on shit. :lmao

[baseline bum]

Guy who claims he doesn't believe in the Jesus mumbo-jumbo but is always the white knight riding in to defend his honor. :lmao

[DeadlyDynasty]

God threads attract athiests like flies on shit. :lmao

...and just as predictable is mingus showing up as one of Jesus's white knights, saving America from gay marriage, homosexuals (which he likens to necrophiliacs), and other nefarious evildoers. Save us, mingus!:cry

[Blake]

Yep - and proud of it! Keep laughing - we'll see who has the last laugh - but if I'm right, you won't be laughing.

If youre right, you won't be laughing at people in hell.

That would be a sin.

[Blake]

Really, who wants to spend eternity in a relationship with someone whose self-esteem is so poor as god's? I'd take my chances in hell knowing I could at least get a decent beer and a table dance.

Beer might be slightly warm

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

If youre right, you won't be laughing at people in hell.

That would be a sin.
:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao :lmao

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

Guy who claims he doesn't believe in the Jesus mumbo-jumbo but is always the white knight riding in to defend his honor. :lmao
How many times do I have to explain it, mingus is an Israel loving Shylock and for that matter a shining example of why I've disassociated myself with the Jewish religion.

[HarlemHeat37]

Tbh, I was an atheist until Tebow joined the Broncos, all the signs have pointed me in the right direction..God is good..

Haters need to relax and stop judging a man by his faith..

[mingus]

Guy who claims he doesn't believe in the Jesus mumbo-jumbo but is always the white knight riding in to defend his honor. :lmao

My aim is to throw shit on top of the shit that keeps sensitive guys like you around for my own amusement.

[DeadlyDynasty]

^
You should've been a blowjob.

[baseline bum]

My aim is to throw shit on top of the shit that keeps sensitive guys like you around for my own amusement.

LOL butthurt god warrior accusing others of being sensitive.

[Blake]

My aim is to throw shit on top of the shit that keeps sensitive guys like you around for my own amusement.

:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao

[Spurminator]

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[DeadlyDynasty]

gAIQWzW1MIc

:lmao

[baseline bum]

Is John Parr the father of Rebecca Black?

[baseline bum]

And now Party Rock isn't the worst song I have ever heard in my life. Bravo, John Parr.

[DMC]

What would be worse, spending an eternity with a psycho omniscient overlord or knowing that Tebow is showing up soon?

[Spursfan092120]

Haters need to relax and stop judging a man by his faith..

This is true, tbh. Atheists get so angry about Christians "force feeding them their religion," yet they constantly make fun of Christians and bully them, just like in this thread. Just shut the fuck up. If people want to believe, let them...why do you give a shit?

[baseline bum]

Jesus is rolling over in his grave after hearing that shitty Tebow song tbh.

[JoeTait75]

I'm not sure why people are getting so worked up one way or another. To me this is just great theater.

[Spurminator]

I'm not sure why people are getting so worked up one way or another. To me this is just great theater.

Yup. It's fascinating, no two ways about it.

Probably ends this weekend though.

[Spurminator]

Is John Parr the father of Rebecca Black?

Don't act like his epic 80's classic isn't on your iPod. :lol

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[Blake]

This is true, tbh. Atheists get so angry about Christians "force feeding them their religion," yet they constantly make fun of Christians and bully them, just like in this thread. Just shut the fuck up. If people want to believe, let them...why do you give a shit?

lol bully