I was just warned for calling Lebron "Lecrab" and Wade "DWhistle" on

[Jacob1983]

some hippie liberal censored message board. That's one good thing about this message board. Censorship blows.

My post
"
DWhistle and Lecrab are nicknames for Wade and Lebron, brah. No one ever made a fuss when we people called Dirk "Nowinski" or "No ring ski". Just sayin'."


This is what the hippie bitch moderator said about my post.
"Actually, I have, if I would have seen it, and/or if it was brought to my attention (Bianca as well) so don't question me.

Bianca and I have never allowed for disrespectful or condescending nicknames for ANYBODY (players or posters) and we are not going to start now."

[ElNono]

lol Bianca

[BlackSwordsMan]

Why doesn't timvp walk around the forum saying ''Kori and I don't agree with your posts'' tbh?

[BRHornet45]

lol what a bunch of losers

[Jacob1983]

How are DWhistle and Lecrab offensive? I mean seriously?

[DPG21920]

Db.com

[BRHornet45]

son you should go on there with a rude nickname for someone like George Bush or Mitt Romney and I guarantee you they would turn the other cheek.

[Banzai]

Binaca

[Jacob1983]

You should visit the political section on the board. Wow, you would just be in shock. Completel liberal koolaid drinking at its best. They are hardcore too. If you are pro-life, then you hate women. If you don't support gay marriage, then you hate gay people. If you don't support affirmative action, then you hate minorities. That's the tone on the board. I mainly post on the board to annoy them, lol.
I've been banned like 2 or 3 times on there but I always talk my way back onto the board. And they are hardcore about their bans. They ban your IP address, LMAO.

[DPG21920]

The real question is why spend your time there?

[Jacob1983]

I have no life or soul.

[GoodOdor]

Is jacob the guy working a minimum wage job for 5 years, and really mad about it too?

[Jacob1983]

3 years and yeah I'm mad. I kinda feel like Michael Douglas in Falling Down sometimes.

[tlongII]

What board was it?

[The_Worlds_finest]

sounds like a benefactor type move

[Jacob1983]

Other than Lebron and his own flesh and blood, who would be offended by Lecrab?


This is what I posted after that bitch moderator bitched me out.

"Well that's it for me in this thread. I'm not a fan of dictatorships brah, peace."

[Juggity]

I think all of your problems would be solved if you stopped being a message board troll and a mavericks fan.

[ChumpDumper]

Those are shitty nicknames. Try something that doesn't suck.

[ChumpDumper]

lol brah

[Stalin]

lol getting mad over dwhistle and lecrab

[cheguevara]

I would have gone with Herpes fuckface and the little son of Gloryhole James

[JamStone]

Yeah neither seems offensive or disrespectful. D-whisyphilis might be more edgy.

Too bad the LeCrab account on these boards got deleted too because someone couldn't control himself and abused it when the password was made public... whoever that was, fuck you.

[Jacob1983]

You can't say bad words on that message board. They censor most bad words. Trust me, you think this warning is hilarious. I was once forced to change my signature because I had this as my signature

"I'm gay and I'm going to rehab"

It was said by Charles Barkley on TNT a long long time ago. I think it was when all those celebrities were saying things that hurt people's feelings and celebrities were going to rehab because of it.

[Ace]

I thought you killed yourself tbh...

[Bill_Brasky]

Maybe you should take another xanax tbh

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

^:lmao

[Jacob1983]

I've thought about killing myself but I'm too much of a pussy to do it sadly. However, getting someone else to do it is a different story.

[Brazil]

^sorry I'm not interested

[Ace]

I've thought about killing myself but I'm too much of a pussy to do it sadly. However, getting someone else to do it is a different story.

Well good news you can entertain people like me wit your pathetic existence...

Other good news is you've accepted this as faith and learned to live with it. Kool on the other hand, when reality sets in, will face so much shock he will indeed end himself...

[TeyshaBlue]

I've thought about killing myself but I'm too much of a pussy to do it sadly. However, getting someone else to do it is a different story.

I've got some spare time to kill.

*Rimshot*

[Jack Kevorkian]

I've thought about killing myself but I'm too much of a pussy to do it sadly. However, getting someone else to do it is a different story.

you rang?

[Jacob1983]

Well, it's weird. When I get really down and hopeless, I just don't get the whole point of life and why we are here. I have philosophical moments. They're kinda annoying but it happens. But that's another story for another time.

[LnGrrrR]

Strange trolling, tbh.

[ChrisRichards]

Calling someone names is so immature. How old are you? 8? Grow up.

[Jacob1983]

Today, I received an infraction from one of the big whigs from the board for my offensive and hurtful comments about Lebron and Wade. What a joke.:lol

[Ace]

Today, I received an infraction from one of the big whigs from the board for my offensive and hurtful comments about Lebron and Wade. What a joke.:lol
Story of your life sadly...

[z0sa]

dibs on jacob1983's xbox

[Jacob1983]

Sorry brah, I was already gonna give my XBOX 360 and PS3 to my brother.


And yes, I can admit that I do have a sad life.

[DeadlyDynasty]

Strange trolling, tbh.

umm, yeah...hard to tell whats real anymore. I sincerely hope this dude is trolling.

[Jacob1983's Doctor]

Unfortunately I must say I'm to blame for this whole ordeal. I've been neglecting poor Jacob for the past month and took all his xanax pills to Vegas with me while blowing male strippers.

My next shipment doesn't come in for another two weeks so hopefully he doesn't kill himself by then