***Official Snoozefest of a NC gamethread***

[shyne]

Lol they will put lee in now

[CubanMustGo]

and of course they missed the XP. Pretty sad for a D1 kicker.

[Amarelooms]

Bang....lol...dude can't make extra points

[DesignatedT]

Miles lost this game when Jefferson was still QB after halftime.

[Bill_Brasky]

Miles lost this game when Jefferson was still QB after halftime.

[Magua]

Sucks, but field position is back in our favor. We gotta get back to the run, their d-line will be swiss cheese by the 4th. T-Rich is gonna break off a long one in the 4th, u heard it here first

:smokin

[LakerHater]

Bet they put in Lee with NO chance to win!

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

:lmao seriously Miles? Does he think he's proving a point by keeping Jefferson in?

At this point it's classless to not let Jarrett Lee touch the field in his final game after what he's done for LSU.

[The Reckoning]

lol you guys still here? thought youd be asleep by now.

[Bill_Brasky]

Such complete disrespect for Jarrett Lee......

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

lol you guys still here? thought youd be asleep by now.
Jordan Jefferson is like a car wreck you can't stop looking at

[Amarelooms]

Why is he PUNTINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLl

:elephant

[DesignatedT]

Jordan Jefferson is like a car wreck you can't stop looking at

hahaha. so true.

[jag]

An embarrassing shutout couldnt have happened to a better city.

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

Ugh bringing up the Alabama Hurricane

Why the fuck does a natural disaster need to be brought up every time a sports team in the South wins a championship?

[jag]

...must have cast the wrong spells at the Voodoo Temple. Pagan ass city.

[LakerHater]

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[Bill_Brasky]

Nick Saban has now won NCs against Garrett Gilbert and Jordan Jefferson.

[LakerHater]

Is it the first shut out!?

[DesignatedT]

Is it the first shut out!?

First shut out in any BCS bowl I believe.

[LakerHater]

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[BRHornet45]

listen to this idiot Miles in the press conference trying to make excuses for his horrible coaching and putting his ego before the team's success.

[LakerHater]

Total Offense
Alabama: 384
LSU: 92

First Downs
Alabama: 21
LSU: 5

[DMX7]

I invited Jordan Jefferson to have a drink with me at the bar after the game. Was this a bad idea?

[BRHornet45]

I invited Jordan Jefferson to have a drink with me at the bar after the game. Was this a bad idea?

son the last time Jordan Jefferson was at a bar this is what he did ...

http://radiojunkee.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/Screen-shot-2011-08-24-at-4.48.56-PM.png

[LakerHater]

son the last time Jordan Jefferson was at a bar this is what he did ...

http://radiojunkee.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/Screen-shot-2011-08-24-at-4.48.56-PM.png
Probably connected more on this guy than he did NC game!

[DeadlyDynasty]

Sons i just woke up...can i get a recap?

[LakerHater]

Sons i just woke up...can i get a recap?
Scroll this thread.

[Mark Celibate]

I'll go ahead and save everybody the time by scripting the first few offensive possessions

1st drive of game

1st down: hand off to running back who barrels his way into a group of sweaty black men gaining only 1 yard

2nd down: same thing except he gains 3 yards

3rd down: quarterback looks for wide open pass 50 yards dowfield, doesn't see it and shits his pants resulting in an incomplete

*Team punts, rinse and repeat for the other team

CFB is turning into a similar snoozefest albeit in a different fashion. Instead of scripting plays from a boring intra-SEC inept offensive 'slugfest' of a game, i can script out how the season will go just like it has for the past 5 years:

i) Alabama, Clemson, and Ohio State will go undefeated or 1 loss the entire season

ii) everyone will ask if Alabama can beat [insert worst team in NFL] and if they're the greatest team ever

iii) all teams run the same exact offense (spread, send athletic hybrid n!ggerfreak HB/WR combo in motion, then do a read-option/pass play everytime)

iv) Georgia and Alabama meet in SEC title game, Georgia loses everyone wonders if they should be left out because they lost to Bama

v) BLM/Vaxx commercials

vi) someone out of the big five (OU, Bama, Georgia, OSU, Clemson) not named Alabama gets left out ... talking heads debate whether or not we should expand from four teams

vii) Alabama and some team meet in the Final....one of the teams wins 40something to 30something by running the offense above ^

viii) same mixed race mulatto guy does all the pregame music for the big games and halftime performance for national title game

viii) in three months nobody even remembers who won the the title because the last five years are all a blur of the same sh!t

so boring, so predictable. will bump in January when this is proven right yet again