Everybody

[ElNono]

I'm cancelling the original ELE and instituting this Extinction Level Event. I'm going to go on hiatus until the first of February. I need a break and frankly this Board needs a break from me. I promised Kori years ago that I'd try mightily to recognize when I was being insufferable. I'm being insufferable. I'm not capitulating on the issues that confront us, and my varied stances, but, I am capitulating to my inability to conduct myself in a civil manner on many of them. That's not fair of me. And I don't want to go thru a game tomorrow night hoping to lose so I will be forced to walk away. That ain't right, and I don't want to win and force somebody out for a month just to then lodge another ELE in hopes of losing. I hate seeing people leave this Board for any reason for any length of time.

I'm getting on Tim's nerves & Kori's nerves and I don't want to get booted off for good again. I hated that. I love this site. And there isn't a person here I wouldn't break bread with. Nary a one.

So I'll go for a month and settle down and give ST a break from all my happy horseshit.

[Giuseppe]

Look at ya, like a damn dog returning to Hussein Ovomit.

[ElNono]

I'm cancelling the original ELE and instituting this Extinction Level Event. I'm going to go on hiatus until the first of February. I need a break and frankly this Board needs a break from me. I promised Kori years ago that I'd try mightily to recognize when I was being insufferable. I'm being insufferable. I'm not capitulating on the issues that confront us, and my varied stances, but, I am capitulating to my inability to conduct myself in a civil manner on many of them. That's not fair of me. And I don't want to go thru a game tomorrow night hoping to lose so I will be forced to walk away. That ain't right, and I don't want to win and force somebody out for a month just to then lodge another ELE in hopes of losing. I hate seeing people leave this Board for any reason for any length of time.

I'm getting on Tim's nerves & Kori's nerves and I don't want to get booted off for good again. I hated that. I love this site. And there isn't a person here I wouldn't break bread with. Nary a one.

So I'll go for a month and settle down and give ST a break from all my happy horseshit.

[jag]

ElNono = underrated

[rayjayjohnson]

sup nono?

[Giuseppe]

sup nono?

He's just squattin' on the plain.

[midnightpulp]

He's pussy.

[jag]

He's just squattin' on the plain.

If by plain you mean your face, then yes, he's squattin' on the plain.

[mavs>spurs]

I'm cancelling the original ELE and instituting this Extinction Level Event. I'm going to go on hiatus until the first of February. I need a break and frankly this Board needs a break from me. I promised Kori years ago that I'd try mightily to recognize when I was being insufferable. I'm being insufferable. I'm not capitulating on the issues that confront us, and my varied stances, but, I am capitulating to my inability to conduct myself in a civil manner on many of them. That's not fair of me. And I don't want to go thru a game tomorrow night hoping to lose so I will be forced to walk away. That ain't right, and I don't want to win and force somebody out for a month just to then lodge another ELE in hopes of losing. I hate seeing people leave this Board for any reason for any length of time.

I'm getting on Tim's nerves & Kori's nerves and I don't want to get booted off for good again. I hated that. I love this site. And there isn't a person here I wouldn't break bread with. Nary a one.

So I'll go for a month and settle down and give ST a break from all my happy horseshit.

look at ya, turnin and runnin like a sissy. just like when them viets came at ya. ha ha

[Giuseppe]

look at ya

I'm a trend setter.

I set trends.

[mavs>spurs]

oh great now culburn is trying to claim the english language :rolleyes

[mavs>spurs]

:cry thats mine see i promise i'm original! :cry

[ElNono]

sup nono?

sup ray, how's Tucson?

[ElNono]

look at ya, turnin and runnin like a sissy. just like when them viets came at ya. ha ha

Victor Charlie made me do it :cry :cry :cry

[rayjayjohnson]

tucsontastic.

[ElNono]

tucsontastic.

I bet... did you ran out of Xanax already? :lol

[WeNeedLength]

When I saw the thread title, I immediately thought:

"SHOTS! SHOTS! SHOTS! SHOTS! SHOTS! SHOTS! EVVVVVVVRYYBOOOOODY! SHOTS!....."

[midnightpulp]

oh great now culburn is trying to claim the english language :rolleyes

What he does. Most of his sayings are recycled movie quotes, song lyrics, and popular idioms.

[Dex]

What he does. Most of his sayings are recycled movie quotes, song lyrics, and popular idioms.

He's a trend follower. He follows trends.

[Giuseppe]

What he does. Most of his sayings are recycled movie quotes, song lyrics, and popular idioms.

It's my shit. I don't use your shit.

[rayjayjohnson]

I bet... did you ran out of Xanax already? :lol

lol no son, conserving those.

monstering the valium though

[midnightpulp]

It's my shit. I don't use your shit.

Nope. You stole "Stomp a mudhole..." from Jim Ross. "Jacks and timbers and started back down..." is from the song "Bid Bad John." "Whistlin' past the graveyard" is a well known idiom. And who can forget your endless usage of movie quotes, which at least you credit.

You don't have any "shit." You're a parrot.

And a pussy.

[Giuseppe]

Nope. You stole "Stomp a mudhole..." from Jim Ross. "Jacks and timbers and started back down..." is from the song "Bid Bad John." "Whistlin' past the graveyard" is a well known idiom. And who can forget your endless usage of movie quotes, which at least you credit.

You don't have any "shit." You're a parrot.

And a pussy.

My ass. It's my shit. Get your own shit.

[jjktkk]

What he does. Most of his sayings are recycled movie quotes, song lyrics, and popular idioms.

Maybe if we offered him a cracker, he'd shut the fuck up.

[midnightpulp]

My ass. It's my shit. Get your own shit.

No it ain't.

JIMMY DEAN
"Big Bad John"
(Jimmy Dean)
Send "Big Bad John" Ringtone to your Cell
(Big John, Big John)
Ev'ry mornin' at the mine you could see him arrive
He stood six foot six and weighed two forty five
Kinda broad at the shoulder and narrow at the hip
And everybody knew ya didn't give no lip to Big John.
(Big John, Big John) Big Bad John (Big John)
Nobody seemed to know where John called home
He just drifted into town and stayed all alone
He didn't say much, kinda quiet and shy
And if you spoke at all, you just said "Hi" to Big John.
Somebody said he came from New Orleans
Where he got in a fight over a Cajun Queen
And a crashin' blow from a huge right hand
Sent a Loosiana fellow to the Promised Land-Big John
(Big John, Big John) Big Bad John (Big John)
Then came the day at the bottom of the mine
When a timber cracked and men started cryin'
Miners were prayin' and hearts beat fast
And everybody thought that they'd breathed their last-'cept John
Through the dust and the smoke of this man-made hell
Walked a giant of a man that the miners knew well
Grabbed a saggin' timber, gave out with a groan
And like a giant oak tree he just stood there alone-Big John
(Big John, Big John) Big Bad John (Big John)
And with all of his strength he gave a mighty shove
Then a miner yelled out "There's a light up above!"
And twenty men scrambled from a would-be grave
Now there's only one left down there to save-Big John
With jacks and timbers they started back down
Then came that rumble way down in the ground
And then smoke and gas belched out of that mine
Everybody knew it was the end of the line for Big John
(Big John, Big John) Big Bad John (Big John)
Now they never reopened that worthless pit
They just placed a marble stand in front of it
These few words are written on that stand
At the bottom of this mine lies a hell of man, Big John
(Big John, Big John) Big Bad John (Big John)
[Fade]
(Big John, Big John) Big Bad John (Big John)

[midnightpulp]

http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/whistle_past_the_graveyard

[midnightpulp]

-Has coined several well known phrases throughout his career such as "Business is about to pick up", and "Stone Cold is stomping a mudhole in him and walking it dry". He has also added desciptive words to today's wrestling vernacular as well such as "slobberknocker" and referring to a wrestler getting beaten badly as being "beaten like a government mule".

http://www.oklafan.com/bios/712/profile.html

[midnightpulp]

"Contemplate this on the Tree of Woe..."

This is a line from Conan the Barbarian uttered by the villain Thulsa Doom after capturing Conan and beating him to within an inch of his life. Looking down upon the fallen warrior, Doom (played by Vader-esque James Earl Jones) then turns to his henchman Rexor and issues a directive:

[Giuseppe]

No it ain't.

JIMMY DEAN
"Big Bad John"
(Jimmy Dean)
Send "Big Bad John" Ringtone to your Cell
(Big John, Big John)
Ev'ry mornin' at the mine you could see him arrive
He stood six foot six and weighed two forty five
Kinda broad at the shoulder and narrow at the hip
And everybody knew ya didn't give no lip to Big John.
(Big John, Big John) Big Bad John (Big John)
Nobody seemed to know where John called home
He just drifted into town and stayed all alone
He didn't say much, kinda quiet and shy
And if you spoke at all, you just said "Hi" to Big John.
Somebody said he came from New Orleans
Where he got in a fight over a Cajun Queen
And a crashin' blow from a huge right hand
Sent a Loosiana fellow to the Promised Land-Big John
(Big John, Big John) Big Bad John (Big John)
Then came the day at the bottom of the mine
When a timber cracked and men started cryin'
Miners were prayin' and hearts beat fast
And everybody thought that they'd breathed their last-'cept John
Through the dust and the smoke of this man-made hell
Walked a giant of a man that the miners knew well
Grabbed a saggin' timber, gave out with a groan
And like a giant oak tree he just stood there alone-Big John
(Big John, Big John) Big Bad John (Big John)
And with all of his strength he gave a mighty shove
Then a miner yelled out "There's a light up above!"
And twenty men scrambled from a would-be grave
Now there's only one left down there to save-Big John
With jacks and timbers they started back down
Then came that rumble way down in the ground
And then smoke and gas belched out of that mine
Everybody knew it was the end of the line for Big John
(Big John, Big John) Big Bad John (Big John)
Now they never reopened that worthless pit
They just placed a marble stand in front of it
These few words are written on that stand
At the bottom of this mine lies a hell of man, Big John
(Big John, Big John) Big Bad John (Big John)
[Fade]
(Big John, Big John) Big Bad John (Big John)

Then came that day at the bottom of the game
When a Daddy cracked and a Kobe started cryin'
Lakers were prayin' and hearts beat fast
And everybody thought that they breatched their last 'cept Bob

Through the dust and the smoke of this man-made Hell
Walked a giant of a man that the Lakers knew well
Grabbed a caromed sphere, gave out with a groan
And like a giant oak tree he just stood there alone-Big Bob

[Giuseppe]

Somebody said he came from the Phoenix deserts
Where he got in a fight over a former team mate
And a crashin' blow from a huge white towel
Sent a Texas fellow to LA LA Land-Big Bob

[Giuseppe]

That's my shit, Midget. You get your own shit, daddyPERIOD

[midnightpulp]

August 2008
yes the first thing Obama will do is deport all chinese people so some old shitbag can get his mail on time.

http://forums.penny-arcade.com/discussion/67323/this-is-not-the-webcomics-thread/p2

You weren't even here in '08.

[LnGrrrR]

So let me get this straight... Culburn originally quit from the board/ELE bet, then quit his own quitting?

Culburn managed to quit^2. That's pretty impressive.

[Giuseppe]

August 2008
yes the first thing Obama will do is deport all chinese people so some old shitbag can get his mail on time.

http://forums.penny-arcade.com/discussion/67323/this-is-not-the-webcomics-thread/p2

You weren't even here in '08.

That's my shit, daddy. You get your own shit.

[Giuseppe]

So let me get this straight... Culburn originally quit from the board/ELE bet, then quit his own quitting?

Culburn managed to quit^2. That's pretty impressive.

Please.

[midnightpulp]

Please.

You owe that man an apology.

[Giuseppe]

You owe that man an apology.

That's my shit, daddy. Get your own shit.

[pass1st]

The Double Quit

[midnightpulp]

That's my shit, daddy. You get your own shit.

You're a parrot, an infringer, and...

A pussy.

[Giuseppe]

The Double Quit

You should go back and fuck your mother some more, Pass.

[Giuseppe]

You're a parrot, an infringer, and...

A pussy.

That's my shit. You get your own shit, daddy.

[midnightpulp]

That's my shit, daddy. Get your own shit.

Nope. I been telling you to apologize to Lngrrr for your false claim that he "pussed out" since Summer '10.

[Giuseppe]

Nope. I been telling you to apologize to Lngrrr for your false claim that he "pussed out" since Summer '10.

He did pussy out.

[midnightpulp]

He did pussy out.

No he didn't. He showed his ass in here following 6-24.

[Giuseppe]

No he didn't. He showed his ass in here following 6-24.

Ln pussied out after Kobe: 5 tired old shit bag Duncan: 4

[midnightpulp]

Ln pussied out after Kobe: 5 tired old shit bag Duncan: 4

Nope. He made thread in the minutes after congratulating you sorry fucks.

[Giuseppe]

Nope. He made thread in the minutes after congratulating you sorry fucks.

Ln pussied out. He even admitted it.

[Gutter92]

Whenever I think of Giuseppe, I see the grandpa from Hey Arnold

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kwt2him1kb1qzxzwwo1_250.jpg

[Giuseppe]

Whenever I think of Giuseppe, I see the grandpa from Hey Arnold

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kwt2him1kb1qzxzwwo1_250.jpg

When I think of you I think of you with your mother, all bowed up, goin' at it.

[midnightpulp]

Ln pussied out. He even admitted it.

Show me his words.

Until then:



Pats: up in The SB, give up game winning td in last minute
Bruins: up 3-0 in the semifinals, drop four games in a row
Celts: Lose game 7 in the finals to rivals after being up 13

I liked it better when we didn't choke :lol

Showed his ass.

[LnGrrrR]

Ln pussied out. He even admitted it.

Not quite. I said I left that summer, because... it's the offseason. Check this offseason, I wasn't around much here either. I try not to get involved in the random trollfights that occur.

But if you want to find the thread where I quit, feel free. I would do the same for you, but it's at the front of this thread.

ZING!

[Giuseppe]

Show me his words.

I don't do proof. I saw it. Ln pussied out.

[midnightpulp]

Not quite. I said I left that summer, because... it's the offseason. Check this offseason, I wasn't around much here either. I try not to get involved in the random trollfights that occur.

But if you want to find the thread where I quit, feel free. I would do the same for you, but it's at the front of this thread.

ZING!

Yep. You didn't puss out. Culburn pussed out on his vow to stay away until Feb. 1st, though.

He's a pussy.

[Giuseppe]

Not quite. I said I left that summer, because... it's the offseason. Check this offseason, I wasn't around much here either. I try not to get involved in the random trollfights that occur.

But if you want to find the thread where I quit, feel free. I would do the same for you, but it's at the front of this thread.

ZING!

You said that you didn't believe in hanging around after a loss. That you didn't like taking the abuse. That there was no fun in it for you.

You pussied out, Ln.

[Giuseppe]

Yep. You didn't puss out. Culburn pussed out on his vow to stay away until Feb. 1st, though.

He's a pussy.

It's my ELE. I have the right to return early. I used that right.

[redzero]

Yep. You didn't puss out. Culburn pussed out on his vow to stay away until Feb. 1st, though.

He's a pussy.

And a betrayer.

[Giuseppe]

And a betrayer.

& you was going to ignore me.

tee, hee.

[midnightpulp]

You said that you didn't believe in hanging around after a loss. That you didn't like taking the abuse. That there was no fun in it for you.

You pussied out, Ln.

Just the same, you stayed away from any and all Spurs boards when it was still Duncan: 4, Kobe: 3. You didn't set up shop here until the count was even. Prior to that, you were on them Suns boards pussyfooting around with scrubs.

You're a pussy.

[Spur_Fanatic]

I gave Culby permission to return. He was too pathetic, and I felt generous.

Come, culby. Come to my arms. I'll confort you. Because I set trends.

[Giuseppe]

Just the same, you stayed away from any and all Spurs boards when it was still Duncan: 4, Kobe: 3. You didn't set up shop here until the count was even. Prior to that, you were on them Suns boards pussyfooting around with scrubs.

You're a pussy.

No. I didn't set up shop here till that little twerp for Orlando missed that puppy.

Then I came in low, out the of rising sun. About a mile out I turned on the music. Wagner, scares the shit outta the slopes.

[redzero]

And a betrayer.

[Giuseppe]

And a betrayer.

Now don't reply to me too much at first. Don't want to overdo it, sweetheart. I was on ignore for about 2 minutes.:lmao

[Stalin]

oh great now culburn is trying to claim the english language :rolleyes

Co sign

[midnightpulp]

No. I didn't set up shop here till that little twerp for Orlando missed that puppy.

Then I came in low, out the of rising sun. About a mile out I turned on the music. Wagner, scares the shit outta the slopes.

And you still didn't beat those go-oks. Just like you ain't beat us.

[Giuseppe]

I gave Culby permission to return. He was too pathetic, and I felt generous.

Come, culby. Come to my arms. I'll confort you. Because I set trends.

You were too scared to take the bet, SF. All your leather ass buddies were just as scared. Nary a one had a hair on their ass.

[Giuseppe]

And you still didn't beat those go-oks. Just like you ain't beat us.

lmcontrollinao!!!

[TE]

It's frightening to think of what Giuseppe's lifestyle is.

[Spur_Fanatic]

Not my fault Kori laughed when I asked her if she could vouch for you.

Yet, do not despair. I forgive you.... Culby... You can now post.
But next ELE, you'll have to keep tru to your word and stay out the full month, ok? Now, go. And play some.

[Giuseppe]

It's frightening to think of what Giuseppe's lifestyle is.

& yet yer sitting here doing exactly that.

lmcontrollinao!!!

[Giuseppe]

Not my fault Kori laughed when I asked her if she could vouch for you.

Yet, do not despair. I forgive you.... Culby... You can now post.
But next ELE, you'll have to keep tru to your word and stay out the full month, ok? Now, go. And play some.

No. Not [ok]. If I do my own ELE I will return at my discretion. That's the rules of The ELE.

[Spur_Fanatic]

Oh, you are so cuteee... I forgive you, so no need to mention it.
Post all you want, cutie.

[midnightpulp]

No. Not [ok]. If I do my own ELE I will return at my discretion. That's the rules of The ELE.

You pussed out. Couldn't handle one month away. No fuckin' guts.

[TE]

& yet yer sitting here doing exactly that.

lmcontrollinao!!!


:lmao Taking that as some sort of victory.

[Giuseppe]

You pussed out. Couldn't handle one month away. No fuckin' guts.

It's a moot point. It's my ELE. I'm allowed to return at my choosing. Muse let me come back early during another ELE. Ipso facto, I can return on my own ELE.

[Giuseppe]

:lmao Taking that as some sort of victory.

:lmao:lmao

[z0sa]

It's a moot point. It's my ELE. I'm allowed to return at my choosing. Muse let me come back early during another ELE. Ipso facto, I can return on my own ELE.

:rollin

[Spur_Fanatic]

It's a moot point. It's my ELE. I'm allowed to return at my choosing. Muse let me come back early during another ELE. Ipso facto, I can return on my own ELE.

Of course you can post back, Culby. Though you lost, I let you post again.

Welcome back, mate!

[LnGrrrR]

You said that you didn't believe in hanging around after a loss. That you didn't like taking the abuse. That there was no fun in it for you.

You pussied out, Ln.

No need to stick around once you've paid respect to your opponents. Did the Lakers hang around outside the Mav locker room after they got swept? :lol

[Giuseppe]

No need to stick around once you've paid respect to your opponents.

That's pussy, Ln.

But, that is your belief. I don't harangue you for it unless it's brought up singularly, because you seem genuine in that belief.

[DeadlyDynasty]

Ju_1uxFG1fA&feature=related

[midnightpulp]

No need to stick around once you've paid respect to your opponents. Did the Lakers hang around outside the Mav locker room after they got swept? :lol

And after the Mavs finished putting bristles to that Laker ass, Culburn disappeared post-haste to the Club. He didn't linger, not for a moment.

[LnGrrrR]

It's a moot point. It's my ELE. I'm allowed to return at my choosing. Muse let me come back early during another ELE. Ipso facto, I can return on my own ELE.

This post reminds me of the time where Kool didn't know what the meaning of the word "bet" was.

[LnGrrrR]

That's pussy, Ln.

But, that is your belief. I don't harangue you for it unless it's brought up singularly, because you seem genuine in that belief.

Understood. And a token nod from my opponents is all that I think is required for sportsmanship, personally.

[midnightpulp]

That's pussy, Ln.

But, that is your belief. I don't harangue you for it unless it's brought up singularly, because you seem genuine in that belief.

Then you're pussy too for hightailing it to the Club once the Mavs got done sweeping you into the dustbin.

[Giuseppe]

Of course you can post back, Culby. Though you lost, I let you post again.

Welcome back, mate!

You stupid ass, you. You didn't even take the ELE. You pussied out. Otherwise I'd be sittin' in my Lazy Boy right now using the remote to see what else is on.

After you vacated the ELE it switched back to my domain. Mine & mine alone. I took a holiday, hung around the old lady till I thought I'd go out of my fuckin' mind and then came back here to lay claim my place in the sun.

[Spur_Fanatic]

That's pussy, Ln.

But, that is your belief. I don't harangue you for it unless it's brought up singularly, because you seem genuine in that belief.


For the same reason I forgave you, for you genuinely seemed miserable without ST.com.

[Giuseppe]

Then you're pussy too for hightailing it to the Club once the Mavs got done sweeping you into the dustbin.

Please.

[midnightpulp]

Ju_1uxFG1fA&feature=related

:lol

[Spur_Fanatic]

You stupid ass, you. You didn't even take the ELE. You pussied out. Otherwise I'd be sittin' in my Lazy Boy right now using the remote to see what else is on.

After you vacated the ELE it switched back to my domain. Mine & mine alone. I took a holiday, hung around the old lady till I thought I'd go out of my fuckin' mind and then came back here to lay claim my place in the sun.

Oh, culby. Pls, don't. You almost showed you cared there.

I forgive you now, why you continue? Post, and be happy.

[Giuseppe]

For the same reason I forgave you, for you genuinely seemed miserable without ST.com.

Your grace is moot. You chickened out claiming first that Kori didn't answer your e-mail and then answered claiming that while I was cute for a geezer I couldn't be trusted.

[Spur_Fanatic]

Kori did not want to vouch for you because you would not be trusted.
But I sticked to you, and even let you back early. Look how generous of me.

I forgive you.

[Spur_Fanatic]

Come, hug me.

[Giuseppe]

Come, hug me.

Are you nude? I don't hug unless their is complicit nudity. Just ask Red. He'll confirm this.

[Giuseppe]

Kori did not want to vouch for you because you would not be trusted.
But I sticked to you, and even let you back early. Look how generous of me.

I forgive you.

Frankly, I don't believe she ever answered your e-mail. She may not trust me, but, she'd never go "public" that-a-way.

[Spur_Fanatic]

No need of nude hugging, my forgiveness knows no bounds (though it could help).

Go in peace.

[Spur_Fanatic]

Frankly, I don't believe she ever answered your e-mail. She may not trust me, but, she'd never go "public" that-a-way.

She replied. She simply didn't want to get involved.
As I read it, she was interested at first, but later dropped it.

[Giuseppe]

She replied. She simply didn't want to get involved.

That's more like it. I knew Kori wouldn't forsake me.

[Spur_Fanatic]

Like me. I forgive you too.

[mavs>spurs]

If you're pussy and you know it clasp your hands!


:clap